I can't believe in 2012, people still haven't figured out that all Britney is is a blowup doll with blond weave. She's the hack "singing" version of Pam Anderson/Anna Nicole Smith/Jane Fonda in Barbarella. I could forgive the bad vocals if the music was good...or the cheesy music if the vocals was good...but shitty singing to shitty songs is just an all around no.

Britney is no one's "Queen of Pop." She's a corny teen pop singer who never grew up, has overstayed her welcome by like 10 years, and just won't go away -- despite the milk souring over a decade ago.

Imagine Justin Bieber still being around in 2025, and still basically the same as he is now. That's Britney today. Seriously, let that bobble-head go.