PLEASE...

This ballad has got to be one of the absolute 'corniest' to be released this century - even surpassing his 'slit-your-wrist' anthems 'Grenade & Just the way you Are'.

When he is able to construct a power-ballad as revolutionary and ground-breaking as my very own 'Hair, Edge of Glory and/or Destiny', then we may compare.

PAWS UP!!!