Why stop at it being just a duet? Why not dial up Janet, Toni, Mariah, Deborah Cox, Missy Elliott and the women from En Vogue make it a whole chorus of played out 40-something bitches from 20 years ago that lost their way in the woods? I might actually buy it on iTunes so I can claim it as a charitable deduction.

Don't worry, the male version with Brian McKnight, Ginuwine, Ricky Martin, JC Chasez, Joe, Montell Jordan and Boyz II Men will be on the B-side.