In reply to Acem.

ROFLMAO! Not surprised that someone who types like they failed Remedial English would consider two short paragraphs a "novel." If you actually didn't read it, it was probably because you: a) knew that you were going to get your ass handed to you...or...b) you saw that it had too many multi-syllable words that go beyond those weekly Hooked on Phonics spelling quizes that you fail.

Either way, I won. :P