Now I know you were desperate for a post with this one, dry news day?

Neither of these two or their music has any impact at all. Making stupid teenage girls go crazy doesn't make you a musician. Just like Twilight is universally mocked for being a shallow story to appeal to the lonely and horny regardless of how much the books sold.

Justin is already bein replaced with a dozen other little kids with the side-swept hair and One Direction literally can't sing, dance, or write music - you tell me how they'll maintain relevancy when the teenage girls get bored with them?