If only Papa Rowan Pope was real, he would give Chris Brown the read of his life in 3 minutes.

"Chris, as a celebrity, you're not rare, you're not special...The media will still GUT you and everybody in your life...For God's sakes! You knoooow how to aim higher...What did I tell you? You have to be twice as good to get HALF of what they have...Do you have to be so mediocre?"

Like really, do you?