This is what happens when mediocre NY musicians take the stage. They need shock value in order to make up for how terrible they are musically.

Gaga is too self-conscious and serious to be fun, and there are too many half baked ideas thrown together for it to make sense. Her songs now are just random hooks Madonna-ed together with some glossy production, marketing and given titles that the song themselves don’t live up to.

Her new music OMG isn’t art. It is an epic moronic hot mess and commercialism trying desperately to make her song so addictive, and it lacks all the warmth, emotion, depth and accessibility to a 18 -yo jobless teenager and Monster to watch her Vevo/ YouTube.

Applause is the 1st single and just imagine the rest of the songs in Artpoop. Dismiss this record’s company puppet, America and the rest of the world.