She sounds great.

Hey Folks,
This is "The Paycheck Addict", serving up pure comedy from the mind of the disgruntle corporate American employee. My addiction to food and shelter started early in life. My parents were my first suppliers and enabled me. Now, i need more! So look into my thoughts and see the things I do for love...of a paycheck. Check out my hilarious twitter account.

https://twitter.com/check_Addict

HR needs to understand the difference between drinking to get drunk and drinking to stay warm.