If you hate her so much, why don't you boycott her? If she's such a terrible artist, why do you give her constant keyboard clicks? If she's ruining the culture so bad and taking jobs from your better-singing girlfriends, why don't you just say that?

I know why. It's because, regardless your daily withering antics, her milkshake still brings all the boys to your yard. She makes you cash. And you hate to love her, baby. And that's perfectly fine. But let's just be honest about it. Okay?