Mariah fans are both sad and funny. Ever since "Triumphant," they've have been swearing she's about to come back and slay any minute, but it's been nothing but wall to wall flubs and flops. Then another new song is announced...they swear it's gonna slay...it comes out...everyone HATES it...it flops. Queue the excuses. Then another new song is announced...they swear it's gonna slay...it comes out...everyone HATES it...it flops. Queue the excuses. Then another new song is announced...they swear it's gonna slay...it comes out...everyone HATES it...it flops. Queue the excuses.

And on and on. They waiting on another hit like a mistress is waiting for the guy to leave his wife. Ain't happening.