In reply to LOL.

How can I get the attention of someone I am crushing on? I am a tad overweight and I just dont think he notices me . He is our mailman, and I get so excited when its time for the mail to be delivered. I am bound to the couch due to my struggles with weight, but when my mom opens the door I always flap my arms and wave to the stud muffin mail man, and he acts like I am crazy. How can I get him to come in and maybe give me my daily sponge bath?