Christina "Xtina" Aguilera - "Accelerate" This is the longest commercial for American Apparel I've ever seen. I don't know what lappin' up milk like a feral cat while oozing sticky goo all over her face, as she holler/screams the lyrics to her song that is so totally unbelievable that the other three artists refused to appear in it.. If Trump was a female pop/r&b singer this what I'd imagine he would look and sound like. classy