Oh god! Jussie needs to legally change his name to Pinocchio because his ass is lyinnngggg!!! Everyone knows the truth about where you were that night and what you did that’s why you got beat! And he is offended because he would never go out and grab a sandwich or salad to meet someone. Oh excuse us mere mortals! Jusocchio too good to have a regular date. And he didn’t want to give up his phone to investigators because of his nude photos on his phone and all the videos he made showing him blowing Tom dick and Harry.