No lies - Katy has made some BOPS - although Witness didn’t match the success of previous albums due to the mismatch in what she said she was giving us v‘s what we got, the fact she cut her hair and looked like an angry lesbian boy and the Pop she served wasn’t as formulaic as people usually expect (SwishSwish was lit in a club tho).

I really hope she is not expecting that SAHARA DRY STATIC CLING wig on her head to convince people she never left and we have fem Katy back - because chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile she need to get a deep moisture and straitening iron up in there STAT ??‍♀️