In that Auntie Viv from Fresh Prince Voice:

"Ciara sweetie, now I applaud your certificate baby and it was a great start.....but it was only four days baby! Try 4 YEARS at Harvard University and you will be singing a whole another 1,2 Step!! These students put 4 plus years of blood, sweat and tears into these Bachelor Degrees that in all honesty 4 days couldn't start to let you understand. They are the brightest minds from across the world but when put together in the same classes of those said minds....find it very stressful to compete. They are so used to being the top of their respective classes but find it hard to maintain at Harvard. Now I know you can twerk.....but can you twerk having four papers due, getting hardly no sleep, hungry half the time, tuition due, boyfriend calling for the Goodies, books to buy, wishing for a social scene but with final exams that count for the majority of your grade for each course...baby how could you twerk!!!!? It costs close to $70,000 per year baby... that of which you can clearly afford. Now let me see you 1,2 step to a authentic Harvard classroom!"