I’m not allowed to get any D….my vag*na has teeth. They made a movie about me actually, it’s called “Teeth”.

That’s why I love Camila so much. Just because my vag*na has teeth, doesn’t mean I can live for her while she uses hers to get tracks. She has bad teeth…admitted it in her newest song actually. But she still is able to use that pusssaaayyyyyy for tracks.

Hopefully one of these days I’ll be able to get the teeth from my vag*na removed. But until then, I’ll continue riding tiny d*ck by using my left ear…