Artistic idiot: no ear for hits like RiRi + instrument like Ariana stubbornly trying to sound like Jazmine Sullivan. Pretentious bully: aspiring to divadom while competing with (and mocking) vocal lessors. Feminazi: lost the cool factor upon engaging in misandry. Justified if your first male figure was a black eye "makeup artist", your first love gay, and your music exec first husband behind your best album's success. 40 in a month, 20-year career, and still no comeback after Stripped. Poor girl couldn't bounce back after Back II Basics. Maybe one vein on her vocal cords popping during this live performance will convince her to reconsider that "technique"? If not, accepting to work with current successful producers might push her imminent legacy artist status a few years back.

Signed,
A fan (with volume all the way down when she gargles live)