Nicki's new album will be titled PAY-HOLA...

Can she even keep a song on the charts for more than three weeks?

Debuts decently due to payola and her 13 fans - a coven - who stream her from thousands of sock puppet accounts, but in week #2, the tracks PLUMMET 30-40 spots, sit around looking sad and abused week #3 and the poof, gone...