• Save your boyband money
• Keep your $e×uality vague
• Sleep with both industry genders
• ✊ everybody's rights to everything
• Copy a black artist's last era's sound
• Reap benefits of your white privilege

Looks to me this "teacher" (tenured at that? My. . .how academia keeps sinking!) is a fangirling groupie who wants to turn his wet dreams about Harry into a class. #lowclass