Comedian Aries Spears has sounded off on Lizzo – and the masses have found approximately nothing funny about his distasteful remarks.
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Appearing on The Art of Dialogue, the performer was quizzed about the ‘About Damn Time’ chart-topper. The tirade that followed left many jaws ajar.
Spears ranted:
“I can’t get over the fact she looks like the sh*t emoji. She’s a very beautiful girl. She’s got a very pretty face, but she keeps showing her body off. C’mon man. I ain’t the most in shape n*gga in the world, but when you funny and you got swagger and confidence and you decent looking – I think I’m at least handsome – you get p*ssy. But a woman that’s built like a plate of mashed potatoes is in trouble. She’s dope. Her music’s hard…her body ain’t.”
He shockingly continued:
“You know what kills me about women? The hypocrisy and contradiction. ‘Yaas, Queen.’ ‘Slay, Queen.’ F*ck diabetes. F*ck heart problems. F*ck heart disease, cholesterol. Y’all claim womanhood and are about sisterhood, but if you really loved your sister you’d go ‘Black girl, we love you and your confidence, but this ain’t it.'”
Twitter did not back and ruthlessly ripped into Spears:
Aries Spears coming for Lizzo’s looks when he looks like a literal representation of “God don’t like ugly.” I’m appalled and flabbergasted by the audacity. Sir, you look like the work of God on a lazy sabbath. Take a nap and STFU.
— Luvvie is the #ProfessionalTroublemaker (@Luvvie) August 27, 2022
We’re not going to sit here and act like Aries Spears would ever have a chance at even taking out Lizzo’s trash. Like, let’s not lieeeeeee now. Main ones talking about how “delusional” “we” are – 😉 pic.twitter.com/BDhvyfvChl
— 🪩america has a problem🪩 (@ashchubbybunny) August 27, 2022
Aries Spears has way, way, WAY too much confidence.
Like
Remove Lizzo from the equation
Nigga you weren’t funny enough to be attractive even before your face turned black.
NOBODYS looks should be YOUR punchline. You fucking hack.
I just. I’m EXHAUSTED.
— Thotty Grifter (@MeLaMachinko) August 27, 2022
We gotta stop being the bigger people. Aries Spears is unattractive in every imaginable way. Let these mfs know how ugly, useless and incompetent they are. All the time. Twice on Saturdays. Leave Lizzo the fuck alone https://t.co/PktUKUhu1E
— Stop gentrifying ‘jawn’ (@HarrietCarried) August 27, 2022
The fact that Aries Spears would insult a black woman like that, the comparisons!! When will we EVER hold each other down?!? #Lizzo
— Lil Lizzie Red Locs (@LilLizzieRedLoc) August 27, 2022
Pretty ironic considering he looks like shit himself and breathing like he got emphysema while just sitting down, meanwhile Lizzo is gorgeous and can dance non-stop for 2 hours without wheezing like she needs an oxygen tank at all times. Fuck outta here aries https://t.co/0vA5XsG7ZU pic.twitter.com/o88t2ZFDVM
— Chaos Queen-Alien Superstar (@queenimarisha) August 27, 2022
It’s entirely possible for Lizzo to not be your cup of tea and not have to shit on her when she literally has said nothing.
Aries Spears ain’t need to do that. He could have found a better way to say “not for me”…— Quintorres Temetrius 🥃 Big Virgo (@TheJordanL20) August 27, 2022
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The audacity when he looks….that….way. Lmao. Men are a very delusional species. I mean Aries looks like he hides pickles under his neck fat. Not to mention he probably has a foul stench.
The nerve of Aries to talk about anybody’s looks with a face like that. I can’t get past the fact that you can’t get past the door frame, lard äss. God was really trying to see how ugly and gross can he create a person, like how close can he get to a hippo/elephant/p** hybrid while still looking somewhat human, because hideous-disgusting-awkward-body Yucky-fat-füçk is an understatement. And he has the most down syndrome face I ever seen. And he has the nerve to say anyone is delusional, like bro, you’re a sandwich away from qualifying as a group and you found the nerve to talk about Lizzo’s pretty ass. The audacity of this Pokemon face äss dude.
Fat people are deserved to be bullying and mocking💅🏾 Diva goes to gym 7 days a week, plus s e x I n g exercise on bed daily
Boy shut the f*** up. Your stupid ass can’t even conjugate a verb correctly.
Hi Jenny, how’s your silicone ass doing? I know it collapsed many times 😂🤣🤣🤣💅🏾 Better get up and fight for what you t r a n n y are believing!
He’s a Fat MF yet he think his Fat is different from Lizzo?? lol
I don’t understand why he’s even having a discussion about appearances when he clearly don’t GAF about his own. I’ve seen much older men who look way better than him.
Some of these Men are ALWAYS commenting on Women’s appearances but don’t want Women to be choosy when it comes to Wealth & Status. It’s Women need to settle for the man making minimum wage.
F*ck….that!!!
Lmao at built like a plate of mashed potatoes!
No lies detected. Finally someone speaks out on this travesty and the dreadful impact this fat dollop of s*** has on today’s young women.
I agree. Even if he is not Henry Cavill, he spoke nothing but facts.
Lizzo hasn’t a healthy lifestyle and she needs to take care of herself before it’s too late.
Agreed. It’s not her weight people have an issue with, it’s that she flaunts said weight as a POSITIVE when it is NOT. It’s extremely dangerous and unhealthy and shouldn’t be encouraged or embraced.
He ain’t wrong though 👀💩