Doja Cat Mocks Her Own ‘Vie’ Album Sales, Searches “Under the Couch for Streams”

Published: Wednesday 1st Oct 2025 by Sam

Doja Cat has long had quite the sense of humor. And she’s proving that it’s lost none of its potency in her latest musing on her own album sales.

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As reported, the multihypenate music maven is eyeing a so-so- debut on the Billboard 200 with her latest LP, ‘Vie.’

Poking fun at the numbers, Doja took to X with snaps of herself “looking under the couch crevices for some streams.”

Check out the pic:

She followed with a pic of herself on a plane, “tallying up all my numbers.”

Got to love the tongue-in-cheekness of it all.

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  1. Diabetes UNBOTHERED October 1, 2025

    Yawn 🥱

    Doja cat is even less interesting than Nicki which is saying a lot coming from me cyz I think Nicki is repulsive 🤮 🤮 🤮

    • Ajm265 October 1, 2025

      Says the picture in your bio lol … knock it off.

      • Ms. Ling Ling October 1, 2025

        Screaming! Fat cow has guts to post her face😱🤮😩 I can’t relate… all these desperation…

  2. Ms. Ling Ling October 1, 2025

    Doja… I truly feel bad for you. Guess People don’t deserved you! What if Vie released at the time when Weeknd & Dua lipa 80s throwback dominated era, I’m pretty sure jealous typed will top the chart like say so.. wrong timing maybe coz 80s music is dying out

  3. Elektra October 1, 2025

    Such a loser as bǐtch, trying to be sarcastic. Ya know she somewhere screaming and crying about numbers. Nobody forgot all that s*** she talked. She’s way too arrogant and is now flopping.

  4. F L O P W O O D October 1, 2025

    FLOP. WIG GONE

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