Dear Drizzo,

You were just crowned the best selling artist in history (multilingual singer, Nana Mouskouri, says Hi). Accept your blessing and rejoice instead of swinging that paranoid stinger. Let your success be your avenger. And fewer visits to Bella Hadid's surgeon or you'll end up looking like the other Aubrey.

Signed,
Not a fan (Except for Hotline Bling)