In reply to Paulo.

Gurl bye! From Laundry service to She wolf, her middle school level of writing is making me laugh so hard. She needs to retake the ESL classes. Totally bizarre!
Here are some good ones.
"Lucky my breast are small and humble, so you don't confuse with mountain" like WTF. lol
"Buy more thongs, write more happy songs"
"I'm starting to feel just a little abused like coffee machine in the office."
"so I found a reason to shave my legs each single morning"
"She is the greatest cook and she is fat free."