Tate McRae was a bit off theme
but looked THEE best.

Cardi is a fungus, Riri a birth canal,
SZA a butterfly too heavy to fly,
Doja 100-year-old chocolate flan,
not even that choker saved Anne,
Venus & P-enis Williams tasteless
as ever, Kim a gladiator's plaything,
Keke a meatpacking district h-ooker,
Teyana? An aging disco gay Yeti LOL!