Calling her Ken = big giveaway this twitchy lisper is a Barbie. Nothing wrong with Barbies. Just don't posture as a G.I.Joe and publicly belittle that dark-as-caviar lifesize Barbie.

As for Dennis Rodman in a blond wig . . . whatever that aimed-to-look-like-Tamar-but-turned-into-Latoya gravel-voiced mouth breather says. ?