YOU NASTY MEN IF YOU HAVE ANY R E S P E C T FOR YOUR SELF YOUR UNDERWARE SHOULD BE WHITE, AS SNOW!!!! { OK SOME MEN HAVE WET DREAMS---AND OTHER MEN WEAR PANTIES :) } [I WONDER WHO :)!!!] IT SHOULD NOTHING OF THE COLOR BROWN IN ANY PART OF YOUR CLOTHES YOU MEN HAVE NO SHAME .....SOME OF YOU MEN PROB PASS WIND TOO AND THINK ITS FUNNY...3 DIFFERENT MEN DID THAT IN MY PRESENTS

MY BROTHER IN LAW
MY AUNTS SON IN LAW
MY UNCLES SON

THEY ALL SAID "EWW NOAH......I REPLY WITH THE FOLLOWING, YOU SO SURE I WANT YOU TO LOOK
------WHAT IS A MATTER.....AFRAID, WHAT YOU AFRAID OF....YOU MAY FIND SOMETHING, I DARE YOU TO LOOK......THAT WAS MORE THAN A YEAR AGO----AND I AM STILL WAITING

IF AND 'WHEN' I GET A BF......AND HE SO MUCH AS 'DARE, PASS GAS' OR HAVE/LEAVE BROWN STAIN, IN THE UNDERWARE...HE WOULD NEVER THE END OF BE BITCHING............