Zoe was a shoo-in with THAT buzz. Just for sitting 6-8 hours in a chair for delicate prosthetics to be put on her, Demi deserved the win. Ali Wong, though? For promoting post-divorce promiscuity? Alright, agenda. Poor Ariana must be on uicide watch for losing; but she can always cry again, like she has since the Wicked promotion onset, in that green lady's arms.