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Chris Brown all smiles at the Maxim Party Powered by Motorola Xoom last evening. The singer’s new album, ‘F.A.M.E’ (which now means ‘Fans Are My Everything’), has reportedly been pushed back to March 29th.

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98 Comments

  1. February 6, 2011 at 6:22 pm
    shimmycocoa says:
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    Look at Me Now is #2 on US iTunes
    Champion is #3 on UK iTunes
    Yeah 3x is #7 on UK iTunes

    Go, Chrissy! :-)

  2. February 6, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    jmari says:
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    Yes smile that million dollar smile breezy. i love the new title and date it’s all better

  3. February 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    I'm scary breezy says:
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    f

  4. February 6, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    Sheesh says:
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    awww <3

  5. February 6, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    I'm scary breezy says:
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    I’m sure that attorney Mark Geragos is laughing too when he thinks about how much money he will make from this woman beater until 2014 and probably more.

  6. February 6, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    I'm scary breezy says:
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    b

  7. February 6, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    Bubbles says:
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    He has an adorable smile!!

  8. February 6, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    soosoo says:
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    i luv it ::: his smile is uniqe ::: luv you breezy :)

  9. February 6, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    Nichole says:
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    One of the best smiles in the biz.

    I wonder why the album has reportedly been pushed back. Perhaps there is a lot of be finished.

    Regardless, I am behind Breezy 100%. W0000t!

    Keep pushin on…

  10. February 6, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    alf says:
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    A fine looking young man, who has made a brave comeback. His smile is his best feature.

  11. February 6, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    Shaela says:
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    I love your smile!!!! Your body,attitude,swagger,affection and appreciation towards teambreezy <3 Fresh is evrydays way of life <3. #BreezyDoesIt. A Tru Breezy Stan since 2005. TeamBreezy till da fullest!!! wooohooooo <3 ur a champion,legend, HISTORY!!!!!! with you booo al day evryday till im alive!! muahh sexay bear <3

  12. February 6, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    JJFan1814 says:
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    Lmao are pushing the album back???

    I smell a ….

    A flop cooking in the kitchen.

  13. February 6, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    BEYONCE FOREVER says:
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    My god sit yo ass down everytime a Chris Brown post comes You RihUgly stans have to bring up sales and s***.smh

  14. February 6, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    BREEZYTHEBEST says:
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    Oh my god nobody has that smile, just melts your heart, love this man.

  15. February 6, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    Jaki says:
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    That million dollar smile, fit’s perfectly for a multi-millionaire, don’t you agree!! :)

  16. February 6, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    ZANIA says:
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    Danm, CB LOOKS FINE. HE HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE. THANKS TRENT FOR THE PHOTOS.

  17. February 6, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    Ethan says:
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    JJFAN, go look at itunes UK & US, whos in the top? exactly

    Slaystopher is back

  18. February 6, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    the kiddz says:
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    @Nichole

    It’s rumored that Britney’s album is being pushed back to the 22nd.

    http://www.amazon.com/Femme-Fatale-Britney-Spears/dp/B004LFO0FG/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1296974989&sr=8-3

    Possibly.

  19. February 6, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    almostpia says:
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    I suspect F.A.M.E was pushed back because Lil Wayne’s album is coming out on Mar. 27 and it is smart marketing-wise to delay it for a week.

    Chris is doing well and Jive & his team are doing a great job w/ setting up promo. He will be on SNL next Sunday and will be on 106 & Park for 2 days in March. Someone from his team said more is in store too. Also CB is doing a job w/ setting a buzz by giving us a snippet of “Up To You”.

  20. February 6, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    almostpia says:
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    Oops. Meant to say Lil Wayne will come out March 22

  21. February 6, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    ANTHONY says:
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    MA HOMIE CHRIS CAN GET IT!!! ALL DAY EVERYDAY…LOL…BUT FOR REAL!

  22. February 6, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    zania says:
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    Trent you should’ve posted all the pictures. Even though you posted one of the best photo he took yesterday. Jive is smart, their not going to set both big artist to release their albums on the same week. Some of Britney fans are Chris fans and vice versa. Smart move on Jive. Jive want both artist to have a week to themselves.

  23. February 6, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    Nichole says:
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    Dead @ JJFan. Girl, you should be more concerned about Janet aka Janitor performing in small clubs, and theaters. Thus, her fans complaining about her stale outfits from past tours and cheap venues.

    DEATH.

  24. February 6, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    T.L.C (Rihanna Stan) says:
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    No Lie…I’m a Hardcore Rihanna Stan…I’m honestly proud of Chris…( I still hate his f****** hypocritical stans)…. He’s been sitting proudly at #2 on Itunes all week….this album is shaping up to be something….as Is Chris…I’m proud…

  25. February 6, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    MISHKA says:
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    Chris should have his own toothpaste brand ’cause that smile is a killer !

    God! He looks so good!

  26. February 6, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    diana says:
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    There is nothing wrong with chris’s album being pushed back a week, jive is also pushing back britineys album a week so it only makes sense.to do the same with chris.

  27. February 6, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    TEAMLILKIM says:
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    Congrats to him. Even though it took me a while to get over the “incident” I’m glad him and Rihanna moved on and things are falling in place for the both of them.

  28. February 6, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    HATIN IS FOR SUCKAS says:
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    I love Chris smile he has a wonderful smile can’t wait for F.A.M.E #Breezytakeover #breezydoesit

    Somebody you know who you are shouldn’t be talking about hypocritical because you stan for someone who has the most hypocritical stans and you and they know it.

  29. February 6, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    jamesa says:
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    That’s smile is amaaaazing! yea I don’t feell like there’s anything wrong with his album getting pushed back a week, a few months or something I would be giving jive the* prince side eye* because is songs are doing really for somebody who only released a video for one song, haters can hate all they want but anybody that can do that without any real promo shows alot about how his fans can stick by him, I feel like this album is gonna do really well and im not even a stan lol….Sn: see rihanna stans are cornballs, they come in here and talk s*** and expect nobody to say anything back…don’t bring your ass to the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat #thatisall

  30. February 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    Nichole says:
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    Even if Brit’s album is dropping in March, her and Chris doesn’t share the same audience. However, I would love for the album to hit #1. But even if Fame doesn’t hit #1, I hope it has longevity on the charts.

  31. February 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Keesha says:
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    LOVE Chris and his smile!!!! <3 Can't wait for F.A.M.E.!

  32. February 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    jmari says:
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    I’m excited about this album and chris’s album isn’t the only album being pushed backed they also said jive pushed brits album as well. but it’s only a week so it’s not that big a difference.i assume it they both were pushed back B/C the albums are not quite done i know chris is still deciding what songs he wants.

  33. February 6, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    PLAIN & SIMPLE says:
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    Chris has something to smile about nowdays Champion is #2 in UK mainstream Itunes

  34. February 6, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    lola says:
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    Chris is a handsome young man, not my type, but he looks nice here. SMART MOVE CHRIS! Even if it is a week, he needed to push the album back. I wish he would release it the first week of April. I say that because Yeah 3x has done well and gone platinum in the US and has reached Number 1, the Top 5 ,and top Ten in other countries, but he has a lot of promo to do and should get as much hype around this album before releasing it. We really haven’t seen much of him in magazines, on the red carpet, or in interviews, so it would be too much of a rush to do all of that before March.

  35. February 6, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    PLAIN & SIMPLE says:
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    Yessssssssssssss you go guys

    http://www.youtube.com/chipmunkVEVO

  36. February 6, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    noodles says:
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    I love him <3

    His smile is everything!

    Here comes the two delusional Rih Stans. They will start something and expect no one to say a thing back. But I won't be the one to say it. Imma be nice today :D

    F.A.M.E. being pushed back a week isn't bad. Britney's album is supposedly being pushed back to the 22nd which was his orginal release date so it makes sense because they need to be released a week apart at the very least.

  37. February 6, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    noodles says:
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    I wonder how Takers is gonna do its second week of DVD and Bluray sales. It has made 11 million dollars off of DVD and Bluray sales and over 60+ million from in theater sales! He has alot to smile about. Not to mention Champion and Look At Me Now and how they are doing so far. Yeah 3x still doing good overseas :D

    “Look at me now…I’m getting paper!”

  38. February 6, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    GangsterA says:
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    he looks nice the chain is so so cute

  39. February 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    Neickha says:
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    Damn he is so hot!

  40. February 6, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    noodles says:
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    Lol. Guys wasn’t Jason DeWHOlo at the same event performing? TGJ posted Jason was performing at Maxim Party. Lol.

    Chris probbaly saw him on stage and was like “what the hell is this dude doing?” Lol. He probably was somewhere laughing his ass off at the sad attempt of a Breezy clone Jason DeWHOlo is.

    Lol…sorry random…

  41. February 6, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    zania says:
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    I guess I was talking the truth the other day, because I pissed someone off when I was on Trey post, for look at me now remix. They are using my name and putting out negativity about Chris on Rap up. They better not come in this post because everyone knows I love Chris Brown. ha ha It will not stop me from defending him never so they post fake comments using my name about me all they want.

  42. February 6, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    zania says:
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    Actually they are using King makers and my name spreading negativity. lol, that can’t scare me off. I am huge Chris Brown fan, I follow him on twitter. lol this crazy, I wonder who I pissed off.

  43. February 6, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    HottieHellYeahh says:
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    Breezy Stan Till Death!

    Mwuah!

  44. February 6, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    PLAIN & SIMPLE says:
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    @Zania

    We all know that you be all over the place defending Chris so what that low life person did by using your name is not going to hurt Chris career. They are afraid of Chris coming back they are coying and paste our avatar and names. They want us to go against each other but that is not happening either.

  45. February 6, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    shimmycocoa says:
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    noodles

    Here comes the two delusional Rih Stans. They will start something and expect no one to say a thing back. But I won’t be the one to say it. Imma be nice today :D
    —————-
    You’re not supposed to say anything back to them because that’s exactly what they want you to do. They’re bored with themselves and they crave attention and y’all play into their BS everytime.

  46. February 6, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    zania says:
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    @ Plain & Simple that is crazy, Somebody don’t like the fact that I was defending Chris. They can try to start but they have the wrong person, no matter what they try to post negative about me to start a fight amongst team breezy, I will never get involve. So it won’t stop me from going out to buy 5 CD’s like a said for some of my young teen cousin who loves Chris even if I never post a comment again on these blogs, I will always support Chris.

  47. February 6, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    Geronimo Deuces-Champion says:
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    noodles

    February 6, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    I wonder how Takers is gonna do its second week of DVD and Bluray sales. It has made 11 million dollars off of DVD and Bluray sales and over 60+ million from in theater sales! He has alot to smile about. Not to mention Champion and Look At Me Now and how they are doing so far. Yeah 3x still doing good overseas :D

    “Look at me now…I’m getting paper!”
    ___________________________________________________________

    tell us about it, our boy is doing his thing

  48. February 6, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    Geronimo Deuces-Champion says:
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    i dont care a bout this push back/forward………… i will still get my FAME copy, sorry jayz

  49. February 6, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    almostpia says:
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    One of the things people always complimented Chris on is his smile even as a teenage performer. He didn’t do a t ton of mean mugging.

    I always said something about a man’s smile softens his face. Even Jay-Z looks better when he smiles…who knew!

  50. February 6, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    X,Y,"and Z" says:
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    @Noodles (re: 9:46pm Feb 6th) —

    Yup, ‘Takers’ has made Sony/SG serious $$$$. And, less-we-forget, FX (FOX) had ALREADY purchased the TV rights to make ‘Takers’ into a TV-series! I’m not sure who gets THAT paper. It’s gotta be, either Sony/SG or the Producers (Rainforest or Grand Hustle productions).

    And given his, most-recent successes, with ‘Deuces’, ‘Yeah 3x’ and ‘Look at me now’, I think Jive/Sony should let his momentum build; DON’T “GO RUSHING” INTO ANYTHING…!!!

    And I’ll tell y’all what-else: Any day now, the L.A. District Attorney will announce changes against “Mel ‘kill a b****’ Gibson”. (And why is this significant?) Then, once-and-for-all, it’ll ‘put to rest’ any talk and/or thoughts regarding ‘Feb 8th-2009….!!’
    … Noodles, I’ve been closely following the details of THAT bit of drama. Let me tell you, when the FULL details are finally out(?) y’all will THEN see what true misogyny, hate, bigotry and racism is all about: Hollywood, then ‘naked and rapacious’ (in ALL its truculence)…!!!

    X,Y,”and Z” — OUT…!!

  51. February 6, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    Nichole says:
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    I agree with whomever said Chris should be doing commercials for Crest toothpaste.

    Million dollah smile. W0000t.

    Keep pushin on…

  52. February 6, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    Truth says:
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    CB’s smile is soo infectious….I love it. His life is getting back on track…..He’ll be laughing all the way to the bank….BIGGUP CHRIS!!

  53. February 6, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    noodles says:
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    @X,Y, and Z
    Chris should be getting that paper from Takers since he starred in it and Excutive Produced it. I see why these people are up in here mad.

    @almostpia
    I agree. When Chris does that mean mugging he isn’t as cute…well then again it depends. If he is all sweaty or wet and has that mean mug on>>>>>>>>>>

    Otherwise his smile is everything!

  54. February 6, 2011 at 11:10 pm
    X,Y,"and Z" says:
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    @Noodles, and my MOST-BELOVED Team Breezy Family —

    (AHEM*clears throat*) … LOOK WHOSE PICTURE IS FEATURED, AND READ THE HEADLINE: http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/Movies/2011/01/27/Takers-tops-DVD-sales-chart/UPI-50841296177826/

    Dayyyyyyaaaammmm…. ‘Takers’ had knocked ‘The Social Network’ outta the #1 DVD/Blue Ray slot..!!(imdb.com/news/ni7218624/)

    the-numbers.com/movies/2010/TAKER-DVD.php <– Yup, you're right, 'Takers' did do OVER $11-Million…!!!

    X,Y,"and Z" — (will wait for TeamBreezy's response…!!)

  55. February 6, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    sane beyhanna stan says:
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    I’m slowly falling back in love with Breezy. He has matured and left the pettiness in the past where it belongs. I’m happy he has started gaining his status back and he deserves it all. :) <3

  56. February 6, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    X,Y,"and Z" says:
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    … And here’s a ‘chart break-down’ of ‘Takers’ vs. “The Rest”:
    http://www.the-numbers.com/dvd/charts/weekly/2011/20110123.php

    X,Y,”and Z” — HAPPY AS f***…!!!

  57. February 6, 2011 at 11:26 pm
    Annonymous says:
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    Beyhannah I’m glad you are, he deserves a second chance. But people want to crucify him! Love u Breezy x

  58. February 6, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    X,Y,"and Z" says:
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    @Team Breezy —

    This is absolutely T-H-E BEST picture of Our Boy…. E-V-E-R: (don’t show ‘em your eyes, Breezy, show ‘em your jaw-line) Then show ‘em why you’re a SERIOUS ‘Box-Office Draw’ —
    http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/Movies/2011/01/27/Takers-tops-DVD-sales-chart/UPI-50841296177826/

    X,Y,”and Z” — OUT…!!

  59. February 7, 2011 at 12:09 am
    Tara says:
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    Ugh a woman beater. I’m not some pathetic little girl no way will I ever get over what he did.

  60. February 7, 2011 at 12:19 am
    foreverAfan says:
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    aww! smiling breezy :)!! and woohoo Buzz Lightyear is back!!! thats my favorite chain of chris’ lol everytime i see Buzz i think about cb’s last ustream lol #goodtimes

  61. February 7, 2011 at 12:31 am
    HATIN IS FOR SUCKAS says:
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    @Tara

    So what who cares ain’t gon stop his flow.

  62. February 7, 2011 at 12:42 am
    PLAIN & SIMPLE says:
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    @Tara

    Who the f*** cares if you like him or not. It won’t stop people that do.

  63. February 7, 2011 at 12:42 am
    noodles says:
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    Tara
    February 7, 2011 at 12:09 am
    Ugh a woman beater. I’m not some pathetic little girl no way will I ever get over what he did.
    ———————————————————-
    That’s fine but let me ask you something….you have to be a patheic little girl to forgive someone and move on? So you can’t be mature enough to move on and forgive someone who has attempted to get their life back on trap? No offense but you sound patheic and immature. The fact you think all his fans are little girls is quite funny. The fact you even gave some time to this “woman beater” and commented really makes me wonder who is the patheic little girl.

  64. February 7, 2011 at 12:53 am
    PLAIN & SIMPLE says:
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    @Noodles

    WOW!!! I love your comment

  65. February 7, 2011 at 1:23 am
    noodles says:
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    @Plain & Simple
    Thanks :D

    TEAMBREEZY(AND HATERS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LOVE CB) MAKE SURE YOU ARE WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL FOR THE CHAMPION COMMERCIAL!

    Oh and I heard Chris is in the Super Bowl Box at the game….I didn’t even know he was going lol. Hope he has a good time.

  66. February 7, 2011 at 1:45 am
    shimmycocoa says:
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    Tara

    February 7, 2011 at 12:09 am

    Ugh a woman beater. I’m not some pathetic little girl no way will I ever get over what he did.
    —————————–
    Evidently, the world could give two shits, sweetie:

    Champion is #2 on UK iTunes
    Look at Me Now is #3 on US iTunes
    Yeah 3x is #7 on UK iTunes

  67. February 7, 2011 at 2:04 am
    VA STAND UP!! says:
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    Damn! TGJ, this is the only pic ya’ll got? Ok then.

    Well, he does look happy! I ove his smile!He is chilling in the sky box with Adrien Grenier! I am so jealous, I love Adrien and Entourage is my show! Ugh! I bet he is having a ball in Dallas this weekend!

    He or his people never confirmed March 22nd as the release, date so I am not phased by the pushback! It was just on twittter and blogs where I heard that date anyways. If he didn’t say, I wasn’t believing it. Plus that Lil Weasel comes out on March 22nd too so I think March 29th is a good look. Im so hoping he opens at No. 1! It just sucks that I have to wait another week to get FAME. Damn!

    As anyone else still playing the hell out of that ‘Up to You’ snippet! I sure as hell am! Lol!

    2011= Breezy Take Over

  68. February 7, 2011 at 2:08 am
    VA STAND UP!! says:
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    PLAIN & SIMPLE
    February 6, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    Chris has something to smile about nowdays Champion is #2 in UK mainstream Itunes

    ———————————————————————–

    Yessir! He has two songs in the Top Ten in the UK! ‘Champion’ is gonna debut so high just like ‘Look At Me Now’ is here in the states! I’m so hapy for him!

    I see the usual haters are here being their predictable selves, PATHETIC! Stay mad b*thces!

    2011= Breezy Take Over!

  69. February 7, 2011 at 2:20 am
    ~BeySoBreezy~ says:
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    Hes gorgeous :)

  70. February 7, 2011 at 2:51 am
    VA STAND UP!! says:
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    almostpia
    February 6, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    I suspect F.A.M.E was pushed back because Lil Wayne’s album is coming out on Mar. 27 and it is smart marketing-wise to delay it for a week.

    Chris is doing well and Jive & his team are doing a great job w/ setting up promo. He will be on SNL next Sunday and will be on 106 & Park for 2 days in March. Someone from his team said more is in store too. Also CB is doing a job w/ setting a buzz by giving us a snippet of “Up To You”.

    ————————————————————————————

    I couldn’t agree more! You always say exactly what I want to say but beat me too it!
    When I heard that Wayne was releasing his album on the same day as Breezy, I was like Noooo! He needs to moie his date! Like I said before, he and his people never confirmed that date so we shouldn’t be surprised bythis! I think JIVE is giving both him and Britney the opportunity to have No 1’s! That will be hot!

    I think the webisodes and him giving us the snippet to ‘Up To You’ was great promo! I don’t know whose idea it was to do those videos, but I will give him credit for it! That’s great promo for himself and I think JIVE is doing a pretty good job too! SNL is a good start, and who knows what else they have up their sleeves. Can’t wait to find out!

  71. February 7, 2011 at 4:24 am
    X,Y,"and Z" says:
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    Ring Ring Ring ….
    Ring Ring Ring ….

    Hello? … This is the Suicide Prevention Hotline, “God loves you, we love you and s*** ain’t all that serious!” How may we serve you?

    OH GAWD…!! …Sob-sob-sob boo-hoo-hoo sob-sob-sob…

    Hello? This is the Suicide Prevention Hotline, can we help you, maam…?

    OMG-OMG… sob-sob-sob …..

    Oh…Hi Riri!! ….(sigh…) you again?

    Yes, it’s me sob-sob-sob…

    K, BRB, Riri, we’ve got Jasmine Sanders on the other line…

    … K, I’m back. Riri. Girl, what’s up?

    … Oh, I just can’t take it, I’d like to end it, right here-right now…!!

    … What now, Riri..??

    … So now, not only does Chris have chart topping songs, the #1 (2010 summer-sleeper) movie, but now, over on TGJ, I read that ‘Takers’ is T-H-E #1 in DVD/Blue Ray sales!
    DEAR GOD, I CAN’T TAKE IT…!!

    But Riri, I thought we had this conversation already? So we’re back again, on this “Chris issue,” are we? Riri, you’ve got to learn to “move on”!

    Y”all just don’t understand, I’ve never before met anyone like him, it’s sooooo hard to forget about him.

    Riri, we understand. We ‘totally and absolutely’ understand. (what you just said?) Jasmine Sanders just said the very same thing!

    OMG…!! … She did?

    Oh yes, Riri. This’ll be the 5th time we’ve had to “talk her away from the ledge..!!”

    **BUZZER Sound**…. This is the Operator, we have an “Emergency Interrupt” from a…. “Miss Draya”…?! …Will you (suicide prevention hotline) accept this interrupt…??

    Er…. Riri, can you hold for one second? Yes, operator, we never turn anyone away. We’re here to help each and everyone! Hello? … This is the Suicide Prevention Hotline, “God loves you, we love you and s*** ain’t all that serious!” …Go-ahead caller, how may we serve you…??

    Yo, this is Draya! Yo, this-b****-herrr is mad-heated, yo!

    Well, hello Draya. We here at the Suicide Prevention Hotline are only here to help you. What’s wrong, sweetie?

    Yo, ever since a b**** and Breezy broke-up, s*** ain’t right!

    Well Draya, that’s sad to hear. Draya, can we conference you in, we’ve got Riri on the other line.

    Damn, a b**** can’t have private time? …Yo, whatever: let that broad in.

    Riri, are you there?

    Sob-sob-sob yes, I’m here.

    Riri, I’m going to conference-you-in with Draya. You do know Draya, don’t you Riri?

    Sob-sob-sob, yes, I know… ‘OF’ … “a Draya….!!”

    K, so Riri and Draya, while we have both of you, here on the line. I’d like to inform you of the “ground rules” here at the Suicide Prevention Hotline where “God loves you, we love you and s*** ain’t all that serious” —
    1.) No “who-sexed-Breezy-better stories”.
    2.) No “whose career is currently…. on-the-skids”.
    3.) No “baller b****” stories.

    So, Draya, what seems to be the matter?

    Well, first I tried to sabotage Breezy and that “Golden Goof” and it didn’t work. Then a b**** can’t get her ‘hustle on’ without Child Protective Services trying to say a b**** a…. “bad mother….!!” Them mofo’s is crazy! I’m a FINE ROLE MODEL FOR MY SON: “a b**** always gots the latest ‘Red Bottoms’ and a b**** lace-front ain’t never shown…!!”

    Uh Draya, you’ll have to excuse us…”Golden Goof….?!” What and/or who might you be referring to?

    Oh, ‘my bad’! Sometimes a b**** get all “caught up”, ya feel me? I’m talking ’bout Jasmine Saunders; that “supposed model” who walks around with that “last-of-Jerry’s-Kids/Easter Seals look” on her face! That b**** is a str8 GOOF BALL…!!! Dat’s what we call her “The Water Sports Goof Ball…!!!”

    Draya, this is Riri, are you serious?

    Yeah, that b**** over in L.A. talking ’bout she a… “model” that b**** ‘stay a tricking’. She just like the rest of us. s***! You ain’t taping this, is you?

    Draya, we only record our “sessions” for education purposes. It’ll never get out, so you can expect complete confidentiality in said matters.

    Yo Riri, talking ’bout “Tricks” n’ s***, you still got Matt Kemp’s number? “Word-by-the-curb say he a ‘quick-trick’ (the fastest trick in the west; is what they say)…!!”

    I’m sorry, Draya, I DON’T associate, communicate nor in-any-way “facilitate” Mr. Kemp!

    Well excuse me, b****! But wasn’t you at the L.A. Clippers game all-up-in Blake Griffin’s mug, throwing draws at Dude?

    Boo-hoo-hoo, Boo-hoo-hoo, sob-sob-sob…OMG…OMG….!! How did you hear ’bout that? Do you know if Chris knows?

    Yo Riri, “entire L.A.” knows…!!!!

    Come now ladies. We did agree to not have any form of “passive aggression”, didn’t we?

    Right, Draya?

    Yeah, you right.

    Right, Riri?

    Boo-hoo-hoo… yes.

    **BUZZER Sound** …** Emergency Operator Interrupt …!!!* This is the emergency operator interrupt, I have a call to your hotline from a Ms. Jasmine Sanders, will your hotline accept her call?

    Yes, operator, we will! We here at the Suicide Prevention Hotline will NEVER-EVER turn a deaf-ear. If she’s willing, ask her if she’ll consent to being conferenced in with a ….”Miss Draya” and Rihanna?

    So she gives her consent? Very well, Operator, conference her in!

    Hello Jasmine Sanders. This is the Suicide Prevention Hotline, “God loves you, we love you and s*** ain’t all that serious!” How may we serve you?

    ARRRRAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH……!!!! I hate Chris Brown soooo much right now!!

    Oh my Jasmine!! … That’s NOT a nice thing to say, what’s up?

    Well, I just read, over on TGJ, that ‘Takers’ is now the best-selling DVD/Blue Ray this week. So now, not only does Chris have 2-top 20-Billboard songs, a #-1Movie, but also a #1-DVD…?? I CAN’T TAKE IT…!!! As much as I tried to “knock him off his game; he just keeps on rising to the top…!!!!”

    ….. Bawahahahahah, yo Jasmine, this is Draya. Yo, you is a str8 bird – yo!! You a fool!! Breezy never did take me to the movies! When you was in Miami, during your fashion show? I made that all up; AND YOU FELL FOR IT…!! YOU IS ONE GOOFY BIRD, YO…!! Bwahahahahahahahaha….
    Dat s*** got ya nose WIDEEEEEE OPEN, yo. DAT was when you ran to RK, right? But Gat Damn, Trick, you shoulda BEEN spoke to AS, she’d been have told you ’bout RK, and “his ways….!!”

    Now-now-now, ladies; we did agree to “limit the hostilities”, didn’t we? Because we here at The Suicide Prevention Hotline where “God loves you, we love you and s*** ain’t all that serious” believe that it’s never too late, and they’ll never be a “loneliest girl in the world..!!” Right, Draya?

    Yeah, you right.

    K, so where were we?

    ** BUZZER Sound** … *Emergency Operator Interrupt” “This is the Emergency Operator, I have an Emergency interrupt call. The caller won’t identify themselves; they’ll only refer to themselves as “WHERE VIETNAM MEETS THE HOOD!” Will you at the Suicide Prevention Helpline accept the call..??”

    Operator, we here at the Suicide Prevention Helpline where, “God loves you, we love you and s*** ain’t all that serious,” will never-ever turn anyone away…!! If they’re willing to join-in on our current conference call, we’d be only too-happy to be of any-and-every assistance..!!

    … Oh, so the caller’s willing to join-in on our current conference call? Wonderful…. Hello? This is the Suicide Prevention Hotline, “God loves you, we love you and s*** ain’t all that serious!” How may we serve you?

    Y’ALL BITTER b****** BETTER RECOGNIZE….!!!
    … I WEAR RED AND BLUE (outta my back pockets); re-built the Great Wall and woke-up in the Land Of The Rising Sun. I brought Vietnam to the hood (Ninjas get schooled): Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique; and I just brought back Sauconys.

    ….If y’all b****** know what’s best …..
    (Draya, Rihanna, Jasmine Sanders and the Helpline attendant all now sit, in stunned silence, trembling with/in fear…..
    (cont….)

  72. February 7, 2011 at 4:44 am
    Lisah says:
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    VA STAND UP!! Jive did confirm March 22 in like 5 press releases last week also on MTV confirmed it through Jive. So it was pushed back!!!

  73. February 7, 2011 at 4:57 am
    noodles says:
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    @X, Y, and Z
    ROTFLMAO! *dies* I can’t….LOL!

  74. February 7, 2011 at 5:52 am
    TRUTH IS says:
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    His album comes out March 22nd. He tweeted it tonight. He said that FAME is coming out on March 22nd.

    @ X, Y , Z You are a TRIP! lolololololol! Hilarious!! I love reading your comments!

  75. February 7, 2011 at 5:57 am
    Ms.Chocolate says:
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    FIONE! :)

  76. February 7, 2011 at 6:14 am
    Secret Voice says:
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    @ X , Y”and Z”…You are a damn fool for that skit but for some reason,I can see it going down like that.Did you see that mess on MTO where ole gyrl Rih-Ho said she wanted Chris back and if that shyt is true and I do believe it based on what an insider told me,I just have to SMH!

    Chris is better in 11!!!!! Can’t wait for F.A.M.E. March 29,2011

  77. February 7, 2011 at 6:15 am
    Secret Voice says:
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    Okay so it is coming out March 22,well I will be getting multiple copies!

  78. February 7, 2011 at 6:46 am
    noodles says:
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    I just can not with X,Y, and Z that comment still has me dying lol! You are a trip.

    TEAMBREEZY KEEP SUPPORTING LOOK AT ME NOW AND BUYING IT ON ITUNES AND REQUESTING IT ON YOUR LOCAL RADIO STATIONS!

    Next weekend is goona be great. SNL performance and then the Grammys Sunday. Even though Chris said he won’t be there and I know there is only like a .0000001% he will randomly pop up I just want him to win! If ya’ll thought the haters were bad today or any other day just wait. With success comes more people waiting for you to fall. Its so strange how I keep seeing more and more haters coming out but at the same time Chris keeps shitting on these fools. Next week during SNL and The Grammys if he wins all the haters are gonna be coming out of their caves just waiting to hate on him. I’m so prepeared to laugh lol.

    I think Jive and his people have more planned for Chris and his promo for F.A.M.E. I can’t wait!

  79. February 7, 2011 at 6:49 am
    TRUTH IS says:
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    @Secret Voices FAME comes out on March 22nd. CB tweeted it!

  80. February 7, 2011 at 6:50 am
    Secret Voice says:
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    Thanks @ Truth is, isaw it and I will be ready to buy my copies on 22 March 2011.

  81. February 7, 2011 at 6:51 am
    Secret Voice says:
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    Thanks @ Truth is, I saw it and I will be ready to buy my copies on 22 March 2011.

  82. February 7, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    StayFreshYaki says:
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    I would hit it.

  83. February 7, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Blue Kid says:
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    X,Yand Z

    You are funnier than hell, I enjoyed that that Vietnam meets the hood was funny, but Vietnam is the hood.

    I want go there, because I don’t like her, but you are funny, I would rather see Chris Brown with Rihanna than her, but it’s his life.

  84. February 7, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    Blue Kid says:
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    Funny things is they all are whores, it’s just the later one is the poorest w****.

  85. February 7, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Blue Kid says:
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    Let me shut up for I get start and feel like I have to take a break.

  86. February 7, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    Blue Kid says:
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    Chris Brown could do better, and he had the nerve to talk about Kim K than went out and been scene with something worst than “Tuckanarootain”.

  87. February 7, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    Blue Kid says:
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    I did see Chris Brown Tweet this:

    chrisbrown Chris Brown
    http://bossip.com/340755/new-music-t-pain-featuring-chris-breezy-bes-luv-song-43081/ new music… im not playing in 2011

  88. February 7, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    Baje says:
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    Only CB morons who, like him, can’t read would find a black man wearing a shirt with “BATHING APE” cute, and funny. Like him, you Breezy stans including Sam and Trent, cannot be helped. Na, na, na, c’mon, c’mon… I like, it, like it c’mon.

  89. February 7, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    Blue Kid says:
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    Chris Brown was at the Super Bowl he tweeted this pic:
    http://twitpic.com/3x8hrw

  90. February 8, 2011 at 1:36 am
    shimmycocoa says:
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    That picture of Chris and his crew at rehearsals looks so awkward: http://twitpic.com/3xjq35

  91. February 8, 2011 at 2:02 am
    i'm a billy goat (baa....spank me, spank me good!) says:
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    OMG THIS BOY IS BEAUTIFUL!

    He must have been laughing his ass off at his cheap clone trying to copy him! Oh well as they say imitation is the truest form of flattery???? Ewww….. :-)

  92. February 8, 2011 at 2:17 am
    i'm a billy goat (baa....spank me, spank me good!) says:
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    @Baje
    February 7, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    Only CB morons who, like him, can’t read would find a black man wearing a shirt with “BATHING APE” cute, and funny. Like him, you Breezy stans including Sam and Trent, cannot be helped. Na, na, na, c’mon, c’mon… I like, it, like it c’mon
    ***********

    STFU! Only an insecure fool would read something into a name brand! Chris had nothing to do with the naming of that clothing line. Besides many ppl wear their clothes whites, blacks, asians, latinos etc. so what’s the problem? Who cares, GROW THE f*** UP!

  93. February 8, 2011 at 2:53 am
    X,Y,"and Z" says:
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    @BAJE re: February 7, 2011 at 9:20 pm —

    “Only CB morons who, like him, can’t read would find a black man wearing a shirt with “BATHING APE” cute, and funny.” <– 0_o (… Oh really…?!)

    … And only the imbecilics, HS-dropouts (like Rihanna-herself admittedly is); and talentless hacks (as Rihanna obviously is), over at/in Camp-Fenty, would THEN defend her when she was pictured, wearing a pendant – spelling-out the words "f*** YOU" – IN THE PRESENCE OF CHILDREN:

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/rihanna-is-a-great-role-model-11-2010

    X,Y,"and Z" — OUT….!!!

  94. February 8, 2011 at 3:15 am
    X,Y,"and Z" says:
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    @BAJE —

    And ‘less-we-forget’ Rihanna’s “BLEEDING” example of “lack-of-breeding/lack-of-hygiene/poor-sanitary-training” when she was pictured in ISRAEL(circa late 2010), sitting by that Hotel swimming pool (IN HER BIKINI BOTTOMS) – THEN showing us ” A BLOODY MESSY EXAMPLE” of the improper use of the monthly calendar…!!!

    “Oh, you’re lying, XY”and Z”….!!” <— I'm SURE it's what y'all will say; well, read for y'all selves: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/47397914.html?page=20

    Rihanna has NO CLASS; NO BREEDING! She lack the fundamental building blocks 'that- there mounts' civility, decency, ethics and the notion(s) of a… "shared regard…!!"

    (… With the aforementioned said) The b**** THEN, when she's put on blast, tries to 'play-it-off' by THEN actually going into the pool, and THEN covers her lower-half, and THEN bolts towards her room…?? So this went down, and was captured ON CAMERA. Can y'all imagine what she does when there's NO CAMERA around? …YIKES…!!!
    … Rihanna is the sort of bird who changes tampons in her kitchen, and THEN throws them away IN THE KITCHEN! (what a wonderful role model – that Rihanna…!!)

    X,Y,"and Z" — OUT…!!!

  95. February 8, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Baje says:
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    @X,Y,and Z. It seems like all you got from Rih was some of that monthly juice down your throat. Don’t stay mad loonie. Give thanks that you survived Vietnam and stay on your meds. Maybe, some day things will look up for you and you’ll get some of Chris’ at the other end. Then, I know you’ll think it was all worth it because you’ll be in heaven. Hopeless case.

  96. February 8, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Secret Voice says:
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    @X ,Y “and Z”….Uh oh,you went innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn on that bytch because it ain’t shyt the bytch can say when it comes to Rih-Ho wearing the ‘f*** You” shirt in front of those little kids.

  97. February 8, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    Baje says:
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    @ Secret Voice. I thought it was obvious that parents wanted their children to be seen with her although she was rushing out to dinner with adult company. On the other hand, parents are hiding their kids from Breezy. They don’t want no photo with the thug. Ok simpleton. Like ma girl and Ce Lo Green. F*ck you and the other DV supporters.

  98. August 21, 2012 at 4:49 am
    Sneakers isabel marant says:
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    “unpaid”

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