Has anyone seen Chris Brown‘s lighter?
No? Well join the club, for in his new cut ‘Where The F**k Is My Lighter?‘, he asks that very questions with the aid of infectious production and generous lashings of autotune.
Will the song win him any new fans? No. Is it a lot of fun? Definitely.
Good times below…
61 COMMENTS
I am Blue The Real hive
November 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm
RIHOE AND CHRIS PUFF PUFF PASS
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Beyonce;s Mafia
November 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm
he is so gay!
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mob
November 29, 2012 at 3:15 pm
your father is gayer now run tell that
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nightbitch
November 29, 2012 at 4:47 pm
fool, what made him gay… even if he is gay,,,,, u wish to be on his shoes… but u can never be low class .
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AMAZINJALEN
November 29, 2012 at 1:13 pm
PUFF PUFF PASS CHRIS!
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FAF
November 30, 2012 at 1:06 am
BASIC!
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Auntie_Jackie
November 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm
It like it!
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bvlgari
November 29, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Really, I trust your judgment, your pretty honest when it comes to CB’s music. I was indifferent, but will give it another chance.
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Auntie_Jackie
November 30, 2012 at 4:12 am
I do like it, but I don’t think it’s a ‘big deal’, if that makes any sense.
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Lily gaGa
November 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm
I Hate this Rihanna’s f*****!
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mob
November 29, 2012 at 1:23 pm
F*ck you and that d*ck having Gaga
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James227
November 29, 2012 at 3:10 pm
@LILY GAGA
FUCK YOU AND THAT WHITE COOKIE MONSTER GAGA. You here calling Chris f***** because you want him to be like your following GaGa Born This Way Bitch.
Also Rihanna has nothing to do with this post you idiot. Read the headlines you dumb motherfucker.
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nightbitch
November 29, 2012 at 4:48 pm
you a fool, Phat gaga. with dick
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FAF
November 30, 2012 at 1:08 am
LMFAO!!!!!!!
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garcon
November 29, 2012 at 1:16 pm
only people with low self-esteem love him that’s including his stupid hoe Riri.
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mob
November 29, 2012 at 3:17 pm
LOL, only SHEEP, LOSERS & media TOOLS who are incapable of thinking for themselves dislike Chris Brown and that goes for Rihanna too!
The weak and the worthless should be cleansed from the earth!
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MC
November 29, 2012 at 4:33 pm
This is all kinds of wrong, why are you attacking people for not liking Chris Brown? I have a thought……maybe they don’t like his music and what he stands for. Not everyone is going to like him so deal with it instead of saying “only SHEEP, LOSERS & media TOOLS who are incapable of thinking for themselves dislike Chris Brown and that goes for Rihanna too!” So many things wrong with this comment right here.
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nightbitch
November 29, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Who he is a star and will forever shine.. while u stay in darkness your whole life.
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FAF
November 30, 2012 at 1:08 am
he doesn’t make music, just techno bullshit about Rihoe., NEXT !!!
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Bluek Tuihhhh
November 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm
G A Y !!!!
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James227
November 29, 2012 at 3:11 pm
GAY? Your father’s gay
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nightbitch
November 29, 2012 at 4:51 pm
what made him gay…. foool u wish to be up to one of his red bottom shoes .
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Monstarebel (THE UNAPOLOGETIC PRINCE)
November 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm
I CAN’T BELIEVE HES RELEASEING A NEW ALBUM ALREADY SMH FORTUNE JUST CAME OUT 4 MONTHS AGO DAMN NO TYPE OF FAITH IN YOUR PROJECT….
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bvlgari
November 29, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Lets be honest, Fortune wasn’t one of his best albums. I preferred, Exclusive, Graffiti, FAME in that order. Fortune was ahhh. I liked three songs tops. Actually prefered Fan of a Fan mixtape better then Fortune, so its time to let it go.
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James227
November 29, 2012 at 3:12 pm
@BVLGARI
I agree 100%
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Monstarebel (THE UNAPOLOGETIC PRINCE)
November 29, 2012 at 4:55 pm
yea you right but damn fortune still had some good future singles on it like trumpet lights, baseline, n 2012
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IDK
November 29, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Im surprised you even made a comment like this.
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Monstarebel (THE UNAPOLOGETIC PRINCE)
November 29, 2012 at 4:53 pm
lol why hun????
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mob
November 29, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Fortune is a wondeful CD bu it’s getting the Grafitti treatment – blackballed over past bulsh*t. I honestly think that Chris has 1 more CD to do for his contract that was grand-fathered to RCA from JIVE and that’s why he is trying to move the process along.
Ppl never know what’s really going on in the music industry. After RCA decided to push Fortune back to allow Usher’s CD to come out first, I hink Chris actually lost interest and realized exactly what they were trying to do to him at RCA!
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That B*tch (redbone)
November 29, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Mobwife stop frontin.
We both know Fortune was horrible. It has nothing to do with the media hating him. If that was the case, Fame wouldn’t have performed better than Fortune.
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Monstarebel (THE UNAPOLOGETIC PRINCE)
November 29, 2012 at 4:57 pm
gworl Chris brown is a lost cause no shade but I only see him going downhill for now….
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That B*tch (redbone)
November 29, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Lmao @ Monstarebel.
Furreal though, he can regain his fans if he takes a break for about a year or 2, and he needs to stop garnering this negative attention. He cant keep his damn mouth shut for nothing. I cant want anyone to win more than they want to.
Lastly, he needs to hop off the dance music bandwaggon. Its not for him. That queen Neyo and Usher can pull that stuff off, he can’t.
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FAF
November 30, 2012 at 1:09 am
Rihoe releases 348209x a yr!! NEXT>>>
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Darius
November 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm
I like it…
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mob
November 29, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Isn’t this from his MixTape with Tyga? It’s not something that will be on Carpe Diem I’m sure! I hope this isn’t how he is really feeling at this point! I HATE THE RACIST ASS MEDIA …d_ _th to ‘em all!!
**LOVE YOU CHRIS, HOLD YOUR HEAD KID! FUCK THE HATERS!!**
Anywwho, I love the music it’s very retro ….Gary Newman, “Cars” era for you “youngins”…LOL
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James227
November 29, 2012 at 3:14 pm
@Mob
Chris had said something about releasing a song from their mixtape.
Anyway I love this song
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Stephen
November 29, 2012 at 4:28 pm
If this song is not from a mixpate, his fans will not support it. I seen Chris doing a interview where he says that fans want Fan Of A Fan 2 and Chris responded by saying you would want the free one, buy some of my music. TB is not like they used to be STONG. FAME did a little better than FORTUNE but it has not gone Platinum as of yet. I have seen fans buy many copies of their fave albums but TB has fell off. I really believe they look for Chris leak albums and download it for free. It really don’t make sense. There is one thing I’m happy about is Chris shutting down his Twitter Account, why should he keep it when his fans don’t do what he ask them to do that is buy his music.
If Teambreezy would only worry about Chris music and not his personal life like trying to get Chris & Rihanna back together then maybe his albums can do well not just a single. But they don’s see it dropping down the chart as the worst nonsupporting fanbase. Now back to the song I really like it but Chris needs to stop using curse words in his songs, it’s not cool.
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madear
November 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm
not that bad. screw the lyrics. the vibe is a trip. a bit trancy. maybe a slow dancy. that stupid autotune is one of his sorry attributes. he’ll mosdef never do without. still dunno where a crowd ‘d play that.
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Monstarebel (THE UNAPOLOGETIC PRINCE)
November 29, 2012 at 1:36 pm
he abuses autotune…..
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Gilberto
November 29, 2012 at 2:01 pm
It should’ve been called “W.T.F.I.M.D” which stands for “What The Fuck I’M Doing?”
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MACHIAVEL
November 29, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Bitch I Miss Your Funny Comments, lol You’re My Fav Beyhives, Cause You Always Make Me Laugh! Where Have You Been?!
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The Zolonski Trap
November 29, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Now that he’s messing around with Rihanna again, BOTH of their music will SUCK balls…and yeah Rihanna got her FIRST #1 US album but when everybidy notices/knows Chris is in her lifed again, that will all change. IDK why people wont accept that they are “in love” but i just wont work out. I think they are together for a cover up because IDGAF, Chris brown is down low…
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That B*tch (redbone)
November 29, 2012 at 3:26 pm
I don’t think anybody is even mad about their altercation anymore. What makes people mad is the fact that she’s been milking the fight for years, playing the victim, throwing pity parties for herself, and running to every interview to talk about it. The world bought it and supported her after all her “woe is me” problems.
THATS why people are mad at the two being together.
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FAF
November 30, 2012 at 1:10 am
They both desperate for publicity & sales… KI!
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HOP-SCOTCH
November 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm
WHAT A MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…I can’t believe some producer out there actually had the nerve to compose this. ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Then again, I haven’t heard a CREDIBLE song of his since Wall 2 Wall, so… Whatever.
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mob
November 29, 2012 at 3:24 pm
F*CK YOU HATERS
I like this song. I’m tired of ppl talkig about him using auto-tune when everyon ean and their mother uses it but you b*tches say nothing about it! Again, F*ck You!
#WTFIML
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zania
November 29, 2012 at 3:42 pm
I like it, but don’t know if others will, because of promoting smoking.
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Suicide Blonde
November 29, 2012 at 3:59 pm
I like it but i still think he’s best album was “Grafitti”.
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James227
November 29, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Yea Grafitti was the best album. I think Chris should put out Grafitti re-bound and maybe remove a few songs and add different ones on the same level as the one he removes.
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CBE
November 29, 2012 at 4:35 pm
He needs to stop fuckin smoking, his hiding his damaged voice using Auto tune, people arent going to support him…Chris seems to be slacking a little bit, I saw two shows on his tour and not only was he not dancing like before but he ran out of breath quickly and would utter a few words during a song but entertainment wise the shows were dope, his selling out Arena’s in Europe. The media had a role stressing him out and now his doing drugs and also his PR team/people around him need to kick his ass into rehabilitation, after watching that MJ doc I always wished Chris would surround himself with people like that, be it execs, friends who love him or even long term producers instead he hangs around ” crews” or “his n****s” of course I dont want to sound like I want him to be a puppet or a label product like the JB’s, 1D, T swift etc etc….GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
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stony
November 29, 2012 at 4:42 pm
chris brown is just lost i have pity for him his carreer is over nobody is checking for him anymore .having twitter fights with everybody so sad.i remember when he first came out everybody was saying he would be the new michael jackson so sad now look at him
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Monstarebel (THE UNAPOLOGETIC PRINCE)
November 29, 2012 at 4:58 pm
FAME & GRAFFITI to date are breezy best albums IMO
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BAD BYTCH
November 29, 2012 at 4:59 pm
THE SMOKING IS WHAT HAS HIM LOSING HIS VOICE.. THAT AUTO TUNE IS BEING USED TO HIDE IT
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stony
November 29, 2012 at 5:04 pm
true
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Yo Mammy
November 29, 2012 at 7:32 pm
This sounds…like shit lol
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Pop Royalty
November 29, 2012 at 7:48 pm
I’m just said , i like him and all , but WTF is this ?
i’m all for good dance music , but this ain’t “IT” for me , sorry chris !
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MACHIAVEL
November 29, 2012 at 9:06 pm
Ooook Guys Can You Express Your Dislike For Breezy Without Insulting GAY People Please? This Is To Much!
Breezy I Hope You’ll Focus More On Your Work Than Dramas, Go You Can!!
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Simply me
November 29, 2012 at 9:24 pm
Sigh….smh
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Oceanmate
November 30, 2012 at 12:45 am
Honestly, I feel like something is comming between him and his career and not in a good way. I’m 100% for him being happy and his personal life and choices being his; but being in the lime light has it’s cost and you end up paying it sometimes in a really big way. I hope Christopher Maurice Brown finds his way back to loving him self. I don’t mean that in a selfish way but in a mentally healthy way. Chris wake up and remember God is who brought you thus far; not fast living; alcohol or drugs (any type of smoke).
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FAF
November 30, 2012 at 1:11 am
oh well, once he flops again, there’s always room for him in Rihoe’s PUSSY..
I MEAN POSSE ! KI !
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/09/rihanna-bloodied-beaten-b_n_165474.html
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Twat
November 30, 2012 at 8:48 pm
This music like the rest of his work sucks….
People who listen to him must be retarded or some shit.
God have mercy of us all!
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