Britney Spears is ready to give her legions of naive fans exactly what they want – hours of miming, confused stares, boring dance moves and aimless skipping across the stage. The Ghost of Talent Past announced today that she will be embarking on a concert tour this year.
Spears will launch her new tour in June and is expected to be accompanied by the far more talented Enrique Iglesias. Further details about the show have yet to be announced but patrons who have hundreds of dollars to waste in this struggling economy will undoubtedly be ‘treated’ to a setlist of several of her biggest hits.
Sidebar: If you happen to attend the show and can’t hear the music over the screaming of her fans then just whip out your iPod and listen to the album with your headphones. It’s the same thing.
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She will have a successful tour, and your blog will be hating as usual. Sorry, but none of your faves will sell!
Sidebar: If you happen to attend the show and can’t hear the music over the screaming of her fans then just whip out your iPod and listen to the album with your headphones. It’s the same thing.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAAD
We will report your blog for libel! Get ready for your demise!
Beyonslut..correction, his faves do sell, Mariah Carey, Chris Brown, Michael Jackson etc. etc. they do sell, sit!
Trent cry!!! She will have a successful tour whether you like it or hate it!!! Last time numbers 130Mil with less dates than everyone. It must me hard for the haters to know that stiff Brit outsells other artist.
britney is so stiff but the good music makes up for it yeah I’ll be going to see her
like it or not, she’ll probably sell.
Trent stop being so mean.
To you Trent, your blog has already been reported to Sony Music and Jive for maligning fans and spreading fake rumors. Good luck with your hating, your days are numbered.
LMFAO Trent Is Too Much! But Enrique Iglesias Ain’t Talented Just So You Know 😉
#QueenBeyonce2011
Quit hating trent. She will sell more than kelly floprowland. i’m sick of reading these hate post against her, your so annoying
@ Gagarazzi
LMFAOOO
THIS IS THE INTERNET U B****
GO REPORT TO THE POPE IF YOU WANT, NOBODY CARES LMAO
yall aint s*** TJG. i used to enjoy your posts but now yall being shady. im not talking about brtiney (cuz i do thin she needs to quit) im talking about all the artists yall be blogging about. i don’t like rihanna and trey songz (no hate, i just dont like these artists that much)yet i find it annoying and pointless how yall are always shading them. as for this post, yall don’t need to be so harsh. i don”t get what’s the point of doing that. as for britney i think she went thru a lot of bs for years and she aint the same artist as she used to be. yall gotta understand that artists energy decrease with years, and britney went thru a lot… it has been difficult for her to get back to music. that is why i will not be so harsh. but anyway doe yall really aint s*** and im stoppin checkin your site from now.
S******.cannot.sing.
#ThatIsAll
Anna, it’s not that hard you know, you can just shut up & let this blog do their thing, they don’t need you to visit this site..gosh
Yesss I’m Going
LMAOOOOOOO@ MC Stan 4 life
LMFAOOO
THIS IS THE INTERNET U B****
GO REPORT TO THE POPE IF YOU WANT, NOBODY CARES LMAO
What a second? The things Trent&Sam say about these celebs are compliments compared to these other blogs, but yet people report TGJ out of all people? Wow. If Trent and Sam were praising your fav and bashing the ones you dont like, you would be filled with glee. For christ sake if you dont like the blog, dont come. Sandra Rose cant stand Beyonce, but you dont see me reporting her blog. My ass left and I never looked back. I promise people make a mountain out of a ant pile.
Anyways, I’m sure her fans will support in anything she does, Trent. Great performer or not….
LMFAO!!! I love this. Trent keeps it real. A lot of you guys are BRAINWASHED by Britney. I don’t see why people spend money to go see an artist lip sync and stumble across stage. It’s a waste of time and money. Sure enough, Britney Spears may have hit records but she’s a terrible performer.
Oh yeah,
I see a lot of complaints..yet you guys still visit this blog. No one is pointing a gun to your head saying that you HAVE to read it. A blog is all subjective. Trent and Sam are entitled to their opinions. If you don’t like what you see, go elsewhere. DUH
@KDeshawn
@Dead at the sidebar 😀
Just watch this lethargic arthropod sells 10 O2 arenas in the UK and plenty Stadiums like the other arthopod-goat Rihanna.
The music industry is driving me crazy…Aint going
saw the vegas show she did and it was down right horrible !! she lost her dancing but she will have successful tour tour because her fans dont play … its a damn shame to i wont waste my money watchin her lip sync and stiff dancing.. next!
Trashney is A FAIL at Singing!
Trashney is A FAIL at Dancing!
Trashney is A FAIL at Performing!
Trashney S** Appeal FAILS!
U WON’T GET UR MONEYS WORTH ATTENDING that GOOD FOR NOTHING TOUR!!!
DONT WASTE UR MONEY because her songs are CATCHY!!
Britney dont care about her fans. She just a MONEY HUNGRY H**!
THIS PLAYED OUT CHICK NEED TO GO SIT DOWN!
YES I’M GOING!!!!!
I really don’t feel like putting certainb individuals in their place today. So I’m gonna continue to listen to “Femme Fatale”
*waits for Kyle to RAISE HELL” 🙂
Beyonce fans who criticise Britney don’t cry when Beyonce is called out every time. I bet if Sam and Trent would bash Beyonce everyday you all would be calling for their head.
@PRINCE&QUEEN
How do you know she is money hungry. She is not more money hungry than you fave.
Y’all are stupid, trent & sam are fantastic,they shade the one without talent and praise the ones with talent, dealwithit.
If britney would sing live and actually dance at a certain level (because this is not dancing) they would have been praising them! but since she’s failing at both..well let’s say there is not really anything good to mention about her, am i wrong? nope, i’m right.
Britney Spears is on DRUGS and instead of touring she should go 2 rehab!!!!
Or she should go 2 court 2 regain custody of her kids!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan
March 29, 2011 at 2:34 pm
Y’all are stupid, trent & sam are fantastic,they shade the one without talent and praise the ones with talent, dealwithit.
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How do you want them to know it.you’ll never catch a rihanna stan on an ADELE POST,BRUNO MARS POST,JHUD POST …commenting
I had to laugh at the poll option ‘No! I have better things to do with my life!”. Riggght. Of course you do, that’s why so many of you are taking the time to b**** about a celebrity on a dumb ass blog site. Hilarous. Is it intentionally ironic or are you all just a bunch of naive retards?
Speaking of naivety, Trent, who the f*** are you to call out on her fans? People enjoy different artists for different reasons. People have different ideas of fun. Yours is expressing your negativity, and writing rehashed opinions of ‘real’ critics like some sort of simpleton. That’s fine.
i used to love reading this blog but these past few days have been nothing but britney hate, 3 of the last 4 posts have been about Britney in a negative way, it’s getting to look like REAL hate towards her!!
@Nick_
Go 2 bed!!!!!!!
@Nick-
Or hell like da rest of yo fave career!!!!!
Go to an English class b****. Take Trent too. PEACE YA’LL.
NOBODY wants 2 c a DRUG ADDICTED ZOMBIE PERFORM!!!!!!!!!! I would rather watch Rebecca Black video 10 times in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it’s funny how the negative posts about her start when she has music coming out, im a big beyonce,lady gaga,rihanna fan also btw. and i think the negative posts get more people here that’s why it’s a part of it Perez did the same he knew it got him more readers, after all it’s easier being mean than say nothing at all if you’re not a fan of something.
@ Nick_
U mad and I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
NOBODY wants 2 c a DRUG ADDICTED ZOMBIE PERFORM!!!!!!!!!! I would rather watch Rebecca Black video 10 times in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scratch that 2 times in a row! Thats how HORRIBLE they both are!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#DEAD…THE SHADE #ICANT
why do people even bother commenting on how shes a flop, how she cant sing, how shes doesnt dance like she used too?
hello, do u think her fans give two s*** about how yall feel? unlike yall, we actually buy our favs albums, not just their singles,
and her tours get sold out in america and all over the world..
how sick can you be to call somebody like britney, whos obviously mentally unstable,
a drug addicted freak?
its one thing to talk s*** about her singing, music, dancing….
but to make jokes about her mental state, thats just sad,cold and pathetic…
I just hope she is not gonna pre-record the whole show !!!
@TheRealBabyDre
what you said made no sense ….
@Ratedxxx(aka ratedx)-
I love Jazmine Sullivan but did u purchase her album?
@ASDF Sorry …. What I was tryin to say is I hope she is not doing the same thing with her tour how she did with her GMA performance !
(my english sucks)
@The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat
yes, I did purchase it….both of them..
when ever i want to hear a real talented singer sing..i blast her stuff on my ipod….
Her second album LOVE ME BACK is a fav of mine…i havent skip a song on that album
thanks for asking
And all of that applies to Mariah Moo moo as well….”miming, confused stares, boring dance moves and aimless skipping across the stage”
@Ratedxxx(aka ratedx)
I LOVE her 1st album! She is really talented but i think she is over looked bcuz she dosent have “the look”.
*doesnt*
boo hoo! all this moaning and whining about people posting the truth about britney’s lack of talent. christina was raked over the coals for the national anthem, her aretha tribute stumble and being taken into custody (but not arrested) for being an intoxicated passenger. not a word was said about how well she performed the anthem (inspite of the flub) or the aretha tribute which was amazing. there’s been no praise about how well her movie, soundtrack or dvd sales have done!
if this blog can shade or dismiss a talented performer like christina, i can’t feel sorry for them putting a talentless, lifeless overexposed sad excuse for a performer such as britney on blast.
most of the shade is directed at her poor performances and that’s the way it should be. she’s not getting attacked personally by the evil name calling that rihanna and even lgg gets!
Sidebar: If you happen to attend the show and can’t hear the music over the screaming of her fans then just whip out your iPod and listen to the album with your headphones. It’s the same thing.
Ohhh Shiiiit ! :))):))))) looooooooooooooool
@IRENE46-
FINALLY someone with common sense!
Wow now your calling people “naive”? Wow you really need to chill out dude. Someones mad Mariah doesnt sell out arenas anymore…Whether you like it or not Britney will still sell albums and tickets. I cant believe this site would stoop that low to actually call someone’s supporters that. Pathetic.
I wouldnt go to this concert if someone paid me…….to watch her do what? Stand in one spot and lip sync? i’ll pass……Britney is a whole FAIL.
#BeyonceRoundIVBitch.
LMFAOOOOO BEYONCE STANS R SO PRESSED TODAY I LOVE IT!!!!!!
U MAD BEYONCE CANT SELL OUT ARENAS LIKE BRITNEY??? SHE HAS TO SELL HER TICKETS FOR DIRT CHEAP HAHAHAHAH….MEANWHILE BRITNEY IS CHARGING 96 DOLLARS FOR CHEAP SEATS THIS TOUR!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOO BEYONCE COULD NEVER!!!!!!! CAN U SAY LEGEND???
OH, AND FEMME FATALE IS NUMBER 1 ON ITUNES, DID U EXPECT ANY LESS FROM GODNEY??????HAHAHAHAHA
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
BOW DOWN, ITS OVER FOR UR FAVES.