Britney Spears Announces Tour

Published: Tuesday 29th Mar 2011 by Trent

Britney Spears is ready to give her legions of naive fans exactly what they want – hours of miming, confused stares, boring dance moves and aimless skipping across the stage. The Ghost of Talent Past announced today that she will be embarking on a concert tour this year.

Spears will launch her new tour in June and is expected to be accompanied by the far more talented  Enrique Iglesias. Further details about the show have yet to be announced but patrons who have hundreds of dollars to waste in this struggling economy will undoubtedly be ‘treated’ to a setlist of several of her biggest hits.

Sidebar: If you happen to attend the show and can’t hear the music over the screaming of her fans then just whip out your iPod and listen to the album with your headphones. It’s the same thing.

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  1. Beyonslut: Round Flop March 29, 2011

    She will have a successful tour, and your blog will be hating as usual. Sorry, but none of your faves will sell!

  2. Ethan March 29, 2011

    Sidebar: If you happen to attend the show and can’t hear the music over the screaming of her fans then just whip out your iPod and listen to the album with your headphones. It’s the same thing.

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAAD

  3. Teresa LaBarbera Whites March 29, 2011

    We will report your blog for libel! Get ready for your demise!

  4. Ethan March 29, 2011

    Beyonslut..correction, his faves do sell, Mariah Carey, Chris Brown, Michael Jackson etc. etc. they do sell, sit!

  5. MissImpartial March 29, 2011

    Trent cry!!! She will have a successful tour whether you like it or hate it!!! Last time numbers 130Mil with less dates than everyone. It must me hard for the haters to know that stiff Brit outsells other artist.

  6. luvey March 29, 2011

    britney is so stiff but the good music makes up for it yeah I’ll be going to see her

  7. stan March 29, 2011

    like it or not, she’ll probably sell.

  8. Nieci March 29, 2011

    Trent stop being so mean.

  9. Gagarazzi March 29, 2011

    To you Trent, your blog has already been reported to Sony Music and Jive for maligning fans and spreading fake rumors. Good luck with your hating, your days are numbered.

  10. QUEEN BEYONCE STANN March 29, 2011

    LMFAO Trent Is Too Much! But Enrique Iglesias Ain’t Talented Just So You Know 😉

    #QueenBeyonce2011

  11. kiki March 29, 2011

    Quit hating trent. She will sell more than kelly floprowland. i’m sick of reading these hate post against her, your so annoying

  12. MC STAN 4 LIFE March 29, 2011

    @ Gagarazzi

    LMFAOOO

    THIS IS THE INTERNET U B****

    GO REPORT TO THE POPE IF YOU WANT, NOBODY CARES LMAO

  13. Anna March 29, 2011

    yall aint s*** TJG. i used to enjoy your posts but now yall being shady. im not talking about brtiney (cuz i do thin she needs to quit) im talking about all the artists yall be blogging about. i don’t like rihanna and trey songz (no hate, i just dont like these artists that much)yet i find it annoying and pointless how yall are always shading them. as for this post, yall don’t need to be so harsh. i don”t get what’s the point of doing that. as for britney i think she went thru a lot of bs for years and she aint the same artist as she used to be. yall gotta understand that artists energy decrease with years, and britney went thru a lot… it has been difficult for her to get back to music. that is why i will not be so harsh. but anyway doe yall really aint s*** and im stoppin checkin your site from now.

  14. MC STAN 4 LIFE March 29, 2011

    S******.cannot.sing.

    #ThatIsAll

  15. Ethan March 29, 2011

    Anna, it’s not that hard you know, you can just shut up & let this blog do their thing, they don’t need you to visit this site..gosh

  16. GangsterA March 29, 2011

    Yesss I’m Going

  17. Spunkypoop March 29, 2011

    [email protected] MC Stan 4 life

    LMFAOOO

    THIS IS THE INTERNET U B****

    GO REPORT TO THE POPE IF YOU WANT, NOBODY CARES LMAO

  18. Kisses March 29, 2011

    What a second? The things Trent&Sam say about these celebs are compliments compared to these other blogs, but yet people report TGJ out of all people? Wow. If Trent and Sam were praising your fav and bashing the ones you dont like, you would be filled with glee. For christ sake if you dont like the blog, dont come. Sandra Rose cant stand Beyonce, but you dont see me reporting her blog. My ass left and I never looked back. I promise people make a mountain out of a ant pile.

    Anyways, I’m sure her fans will support in anything she does, Trent. Great performer or not….

  19. K.Deshawn March 29, 2011

    LMFAO!!! I love this. Trent keeps it real. A lot of you guys are BRAINWASHED by Britney. I don’t see why people spend money to go see an artist lip sync and stumble across stage. It’s a waste of time and money. Sure enough, Britney Spears may have hit records but she’s a terrible performer.

  20. K.Deshawn March 29, 2011

    Oh yeah,

    I see a lot of complaints..yet you guys still visit this blog. No one is pointing a gun to your head saying that you HAVE to read it. A blog is all subjective. Trent and Sam are entitled to their opinions. If you don’t like what you see, go elsewhere. DUH

    @KDeshawn

  21. KAT DELUNA FAN March 29, 2011

    @Dead at the sidebar 😀

    Just watch this lethargic arthropod sells 10 O2 arenas in the UK and plenty Stadiums like the other arthopod-goat Rihanna.

    The music industry is driving me crazy…Aint going

  22. asdf March 29, 2011

    saw the vegas show she did and it was down right horrible !! she lost her dancing but she will have successful tour tour because her fans dont play … its a damn shame to i wont waste my money watchin her lip sync and stiff dancing.. next!

  23. Prince&Queen March 29, 2011

    Trashney is A FAIL at Singing!

    Trashney is A FAIL at Dancing!

    Trashney is A FAIL at Performing!

    Trashney S** Appeal FAILS!

    U WON’T GET UR MONEYS WORTH ATTENDING that GOOD FOR NOTHING TOUR!!!

    DONT WASTE UR MONEY because her songs are CATCHY!!

    Britney dont care about her fans. She just a MONEY HUNGRY H**!

  24. lisa March 29, 2011

    THIS PLAYED OUT CHICK NEED TO GO SIT DOWN!

  25. Christian March 29, 2011

    YES I’M GOING!!!!!

    I really don’t feel like putting certainb individuals in their place today. So I’m gonna continue to listen to “Femme Fatale”

    *waits for Kyle to RAISE HELL” 🙂

  26. MissImpartial March 29, 2011

    Beyonce fans who criticise Britney don’t cry when Beyonce is called out every time. I bet if Sam and Trent would bash Beyonce everyday you all would be calling for their head.

    @PRINCE&QUEEN
    How do you know she is money hungry. She is not more money hungry than you fave.

  27. Ethan March 29, 2011

    Y’all are stupid, trent & sam are fantastic,they shade the one without talent and praise the ones with talent, dealwithit.

    If britney would sing live and actually dance at a certain level (because this is not dancing) they would have been praising them! but since she’s failing at both..well let’s say there is not really anything good to mention about her, am i wrong? nope, i’m right.

  28. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    Britney Spears is on DRUGS and instead of touring she should go 2 rehab!!!!

  29. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    Or she should go 2 court 2 regain custody of her kids!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. KAT DELUNA FAN March 29, 2011

    Ethan
    March 29, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    Y’all are stupid, trent & sam are fantastic,they shade the one without talent and praise the ones with talent, dealwithit.

    ——————————
    How do you want them to know it.you’ll never catch a rihanna stan on an ADELE POST,BRUNO MARS POST,JHUD POST …commenting

  31. Nick March 29, 2011

    I had to laugh at the poll option ‘No! I have better things to do with my life!”. Riggght. Of course you do, that’s why so many of you are taking the time to b**** about a celebrity on a dumb ass blog site. Hilarous. Is it intentionally ironic or are you all just a bunch of naive retards?

    Speaking of naivety, Trent, who the f*** are you to call out on her fans? People enjoy different artists for different reasons. People have different ideas of fun. Yours is expressing your negativity, and writing rehashed opinions of ‘real’ critics like some sort of simpleton. That’s fine.

  32. Jasmine March 29, 2011

    i used to love reading this blog but these past few days have been nothing but britney hate, 3 of the last 4 posts have been about Britney in a negative way, it’s getting to look like REAL hate towards her!!

  33. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    @Nick_
    Go 2 bed!!!!!!!

  34. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    @Nick-
    Or hell like da rest of yo fave career!!!!!

  35. Nick March 29, 2011

    Go to an English class b****. Take Trent too. PEACE YA’LL.

  36. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    NOBODY wants 2 c a DRUG ADDICTED ZOMBIE PERFORM!!!!!!!!!! I would rather watch Rebecca Black video 10 times in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Jasmine March 29, 2011

    and it’s funny how the negative posts about her start when she has music coming out, im a big beyonce,lady gaga,rihanna fan also btw. and i think the negative posts get more people here that’s why it’s a part of it Perez did the same he knew it got him more readers, after all it’s easier being mean than say nothing at all if you’re not a fan of something.

  38. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    @ Nick_
    U mad and I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

  39. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    NOBODY wants 2 c a DRUG ADDICTED ZOMBIE PERFORM!!!!!!!!!! I would rather watch Rebecca Black video 10 times in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *******************************************************************
    Scratch that 2 times in a row! Thats how HORRIBLE they both are!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. KWON_THE_LEO March 29, 2011

    #DEAD…THE SHADE #ICANT

  41. Ratedxxx(aka ratedx) March 29, 2011

    why do people even bother commenting on how shes a flop, how she cant sing, how shes doesnt dance like she used too?

    hello, do u think her fans give two s*** about how yall feel? unlike yall, we actually buy our favs albums, not just their singles,

    and her tours get sold out in america and all over the world..

  42. Ratedxxx(aka ratedx) March 29, 2011

    how sick can you be to call somebody like britney, whos obviously mentally unstable,

    a drug addicted freak?

    its one thing to talk s*** about her singing, music, dancing….

    but to make jokes about her mental state, thats just sad,cold and pathetic…

  43. TheRealBabyDre March 29, 2011

    I just hope she is not gonna pre-record the whole show !!!

  44. asdf March 29, 2011

    @TheRealBabyDre
    what you said made no sense ….

  45. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    @Ratedxxx(aka ratedx)-
    I love Jazmine Sullivan but did u purchase her album?

  46. TheRealBabyDre March 29, 2011

    @ASDF Sorry …. What I was tryin to say is I hope she is not doing the same thing with her tour how she did with her GMA performance !

    (my english sucks)

  47. Ratedxxx(aka ratedx) March 29, 2011

    @The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat

    yes, I did purchase it….both of them..

    when ever i want to hear a real talented singer sing..i blast her stuff on my ipod….

    Her second album LOVE ME BACK is a fav of mine…i havent skip a song on that album

    thanks for asking

  48. Moomoo March 29, 2011

    And all of that applies to Mariah Moo moo as well….”miming, confused stares, boring dance moves and aimless skipping across the stage”

  49. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    @Ratedxxx(aka ratedx)
    I LOVE her 1st album! She is really talented but i think she is over looked bcuz she dosent have “the look”.

  50. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    *doesnt*

  51. irene46 March 29, 2011

    boo hoo! all this moaning and whining about people posting the truth about britney’s lack of talent. christina was raked over the coals for the national anthem, her aretha tribute stumble and being taken into custody (but not arrested) for being an intoxicated passenger. not a word was said about how well she performed the anthem (inspite of the flub) or the aretha tribute which was amazing. there’s been no praise about how well her movie, soundtrack or dvd sales have done!

    if this blog can shade or dismiss a talented performer like christina, i can’t feel sorry for them putting a talentless, lifeless overexposed sad excuse for a performer such as britney on blast.

    most of the shade is directed at her poor performances and that’s the way it should be. she’s not getting attacked personally by the evil name calling that rihanna and even lgg gets!

  52. WeHaveTheSamePurposeHere March 29, 2011

    Sidebar: If you happen to attend the show and can’t hear the music over the screaming of her fans then just whip out your iPod and listen to the album with your headphones. It’s the same thing.

    Ohhh Shiiiit ! :))):))))) looooooooooooooool

  53. The Life Size Bobble Head Formally Known as Rhitard The Goat March 29, 2011

    @IRENE46-
    FINALLY someone with common sense!

  54. JayCi March 29, 2011

    Wow now your calling people “naive”? Wow you really need to chill out dude. Someones mad Mariah doesnt sell out arenas anymore…Whether you like it or not Britney will still sell albums and tickets. I cant believe this site would stoop that low to actually call someone’s supporters that. Pathetic.

  55. Bey_Stan_Btw March 29, 2011

    I wouldnt go to this concert if someone paid me…….to watch her do what? Stand in one spot and lip sync? i’ll pass……Britney is a whole FAIL.

    #BeyonceRoundIVBitch.

  56. KYLE March 29, 2011

    LMFAOOOOO BEYONCE STANS R SO PRESSED TODAY I LOVE IT!!!!!!

    U MAD BEYONCE CANT SELL OUT ARENAS LIKE BRITNEY??? SHE HAS TO SELL HER TICKETS FOR DIRT CHEAP HAHAHAHAH….MEANWHILE BRITNEY IS CHARGING 96 DOLLARS FOR CHEAP SEATS THIS TOUR!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOO BEYONCE COULD NEVER!!!!!!! CAN U SAY LEGEND???

    OH, AND FEMME FATALE IS NUMBER 1 ON ITUNES, DID U EXPECT ANY LESS FROM GODNEY??????HAHAHAHAHA

    LMFAOOOOOOOOO

    BOW DOWN, ITS OVER FOR UR FAVES.

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