New Song: Kim Kardashian – ‘Jam (Turn It Up)’

Published: Wednesday 2nd Mar 2011 by Trent

Kim Kardashian released her debut single today. ‘Turn It Up’ was produced by The-Dream and was recorded to benefit the St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

A video for the clip has already been filmed by director Hype Williams. Give the song a listen below:

Who approved this? Who allowed this garbage to ever see the light of day? This is the exact reason why the music industry is in the condition that it is in today – talentless hacks like Kardashian have the nerve to step up to a microphone and do something other than take a breath.

Although it is a nice gesture that she wants to contribute proceeds from this record to charity, I am certain that Kardashian could have found another way to help the children. Perhaps she should have considered simply lying on the floor and taking pictures (the only thing that she knows how to do correctly).

To think that The-Dream even participated in this nonsense. I guess that he is just eager to find a way to pay his mounting child support payments anyway he can.

Dear Ms. Kardashian, stay on the E Channel and keep this filth off of our radios. You are not wlecome here.

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  1. elena March 2, 2011

    TERRIBLE

  2. Aryo March 2, 2011

    she shits on the goat

  3. amy March 2, 2011

    TRENT U SAID IT ALL RIGHT …WHAT THE HELL IS THIS S*** ONCE U HAVE MONEY N AUTOTUNE I THINK ITS OK THIS IS A SHALL DONT N SHALL NOT EVER AGAIN KIM STAY ON REALITY TV N LYING ON YOUR BACK THIS IS RIDICULOUS N REAL TALENT IS BEING OVERSHADOWED…THIS SICKENS ME

  4. Jason March 2, 2011

    OMG!!! This is terrible.

  5. Erin Chenault March 2, 2011

    i like it. just like you said in the post about Kelly Rowland…its about the infectious hook that people crave these days with a pumping beat. and she did just that!

  6. B4REAL2 March 2, 2011

    No Comment….

  7. annie! :] March 2, 2011

    what. the. f***. i love Kim K but that has to be one of the worst songs i’ve ever heard in my life. the only way i’d buy this song is if ALL the proceeds went to charity.

  8. LAMB 4 LIFE March 2, 2011

    EVEN SHE IS MORE TALENTED THAN RIHANNA

    LMAO

    MARIAH CAREY >>>>> EVERYONE ELSE >>> RIHANNA

  9. Joelle March 2, 2011

    hmmm… how should I put this….Im just gonna say it! This is garbage!!! I cannot believe this girl is famous… for what ?!?!? she doesn’t sing, dance, act… barely models… she hasn’t saved any lives… invented anything that could help the world in any way… she has not contributed anything to humanity except for a half ass s** tape!!!

  10. up March 2, 2011

    DEAR LORD

  11. KeepIt Real March 2, 2011

    I love Kim, but im sorry this song is too generic and full with auto tune…vocals are so flat..OMG

  12. t March 2, 2011

    beat is hot she sounds a lil lke cassie i like it !

  13. deejaybaps March 2, 2011

    OMGGGGGG HORRIBLE @ @kimkardashian’s single STUPID!!! #sitdown & i like the kardashians lmao but music should only be taken seriously

  14. Kisses March 2, 2011

    This song is a disgrace…

  15. CallJAM March 2, 2011

    WORST SONG EVER.

  16. Jacqui March 2, 2011

    More like TURN IT OFF!

  17. MissImpartial March 2, 2011

    I don’t know but half of what she sings I can not understand.She sounds lazy and half asleep!!

  18. March 2, 2011

    Whack. Flat. No talent thats all.

  19. Be BETTER not “Bitter!” March 2, 2011

    Awwh Kim, I try to be supportive of everyone but this is not good. I do agree this is Cassie level music but this should just re-highlight the fact that Cassie like Kim is HORRIBLE doing music.

    *Plus Kim can barely two step so why is she doing dance music?!?*

  20. BLACK March 2, 2011

    D-0-n-E

  21. Who wants to know? March 2, 2011

    This song is as boring as Kim herself….I need two tylenol ASAP

  22. T March 2, 2011

    LOLOL R we being PUNKED?!?!?!? LOOOOOOL

  23. Alvaro Moreira March 2, 2011

    so funny when he asked about the tour and she told him “in the shower”
    she knows she sucks lol

  24. OsO_Jo_RO March 2, 2011

    I Don’t really blame her, and I’m disappointed!
    there’s enough room for everyone, great singer and “ONLY” studio singers, it’s all about having fun, u can listen to any genre u want….
    so…it’s up to u, I chose to listen to everything…I blame the dream for giving her a bad song, not catchy enough, and the production is rly weak and cheap.
    Heidi did it better and Ke$ha is out there selling like crazy, they aren’t any better than her!

    I hate that fact that she’s gonna change her mind about getting into the music industry when it’s not her fault, with the RIGHT SINGLE SHE CUD’VE done it!
    alright now…don’t kill me!

  25. Jevon March 2, 2011

    OmG IDK what is up with these Kim’s thinking they can sing….first the tramp from Housewives of ATL….NOW Miss Kardashian…….stick to reading scripts for your reality shows ma’am! :::waits for Beyonce:::

  26. Tha Phoenix March 2, 2011

    Kim, I love you but…. No. Too easy.

    *sips*

  27. delroy March 2, 2011

    20 seconds of the track was enuf for me

  28. Mari (RIP Dwayne McDuffie) March 2, 2011

    The title is “Turn it up”? Ciara much? Oh well, aint like Ciara’s “Turn it Up” is ever going to get released. Oh well.

    This sucks, btw

  29. Mari (RIP Dwayne McDuffie) March 2, 2011

    Oh, and Paris’ single was way better than this.

  30. Royalkev March 2, 2011

    This is why I don’t listen to the radio!

    **ThePagewithroyalkev.blogspot.com(…Still a place for EVERYTHING! )

  31. BeyStanBabygirl March 2, 2011

    Why’s everyone hating? It’s not like this is her main focus, it’s one f****** song!

  32. spunkypoop March 2, 2011

    this will never be my jam!!! And ima turn this s*** wayyy down! lololol.

  33. Christian March 2, 2011

    IT’S A HOT ASS MESS!!!!!!!

  34. NICK March 2, 2011

    WOW, when u got $ u think u can just do anything….WOW! I mean if Kesha & KAty PErry can do it, anybody can…it all sounds the same 2 me…

  35. Madonna , xtina ,Britney , icons from USA !!! March 3, 2011

    This is a f****** joke it totally sucks!!

  36. KAT DELUNA FAN March 3, 2011

    It s not that bad..people leave Kim alone

    this is not the song of the decade ..it’s just a fun song

  37. kingquez March 3, 2011

    im not a kim fan but i have to say i love this song !!!!! its on my phone now ! 🙂

  38. whateva March 3, 2011

    this is rubbish lol……….

  39. TheFemmeGurl March 3, 2011

    Is she going to sing it in a chair cuz she can’t even dance to it po thang…her own “autotuned the effed up song” OOOOOO>> I have an idea..she can (sing) it on American Idol as a guest!! I would love to see that train wreck.

  40. CBE March 3, 2011

    BETTER THAN RIHANNA LMFAO

  41. ChrisLee March 3, 2011

    And ppl say Britney can’t sing….Ha!!!

  42. magic March 3, 2011

    *a whole nation of crickets*

  43. RONALDMATTERS.COM March 3, 2011

    HOLD UP YALL…if this was Britney Spears y’all would say it’s a hit.

    She sounds just like Britney Spears to me!

  44. Dave March 3, 2011

    fail. Sounds like Paris Hilton. Kim, you need not to hang out with Ciara because you think you are as talented as her, YOU AREN’T! You are famous for being famous/rich, NOT having talent.

  45. Christian March 3, 2011

    @ RONALDMATTERS.COM – I’m a Britney Spears fan and if Britney released this, it would still be a HOT ASS MESS!!!! She sounds a lil bit like Cassie to me

  46. omzir March 3, 2011

    please no. please no. at least she knows she’s not a singer.

  47. kanda March 3, 2011

    really? I mean really? this is just her voice talking and them souping it up with all the musical/digital tricks……..no talent no like no way!

  48. E11 March 3, 2011

    just because kim cant sing, doesnt mean britney can.

    im sorry but Britney cant sing either. she sounds like a adult trying to sound like a child and needs a slap #thatisall

  49. TheDimplePuppet March 3, 2011

    I hate to say this but Kelly Rowland take notes, this is absolutely #SHITMUSIC but it’s going to do well on the charts.

  50. ヅ•·.·´¯`·.·•-ΛalexisR-ΑΛΕΞΙΣ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ★ ☆ ✰ T.I.P.•·.·´¯`·.·ヅ March 3, 2011

    It wasn’t that bad………

    @MAGIC

    THE CRICKETS STILL ALIVE AYE?

  51. jojo March 3, 2011

    It’s okay because kim has a nice voice, but for singing…oh no!

  52. vegasgirl March 3, 2011

    Please don’t support this because if they sense that this is a hit, we will be hearing more from ms kardashian. I’m glad she wants to give profits to charity but this girl jumps on every opportunity that is presented so if this becomes a hit, we will be hearing about Kim K the recording artist. I just can’t bear that.

  53. Christian March 3, 2011

    @E11 – why are you even bringing Britney up? This post is about KIM KARDASHIAN????

  54. THEMAN March 3, 2011

    What the heck is this . Noooooo

  55. Scott March 3, 2011

    Is there anything any of those Kardashain sisters can do standing up right on two feet.They really have no talent expect from finding black sportsmen suckers to make fools of and take their money.She needs to get some self respect and learn a trade-cooking, teaching, something.

  56. Kweli69j March 3, 2011

    oh sweet jesus..no…

  57. therealest March 3, 2011

    DISAPPOINTED!!! I WANTED TO LOVE THIS. EVEN WITHOUT HER WEAK VOCALS THE SONG IS WHACKKKKKKK!

  58. Jordan March 3, 2011

    WOW.

    I didnt know that someone could sound worse than Cassie.

    F A I L.

  59. J March 3, 2011

    This attention W**** has no f***** vocal ability or range, what a f****** joke! She sounds like she’s talking in her sleep. Beyond BORING, FLAT, AND WEAK! Smh. Who’s next Oprah, Snookie, & Omarosa?

  60. DenaLuv March 3, 2011

    How u gone sing a dance song and sound asleep. The song and production is horrible. That is why her fake ass is giving the proceeds to charity so people will feel bad and purchase her single.

  61. whatyousay March 3, 2011

    Dream and who ever put this s*** together must really needed the money. I forget what charity Kim was donating the proceeds to but all she had to do was come out her own pocket and give that donation. This is her way to see how this single will do so she can release a album. Sorry but these producers take these no talented people into the studio and hook them up with studio equipment to enhance their voice and tell them they are artist, be for real. Question, why is she famous again?

  62. Rihgoat taught me how to deep-throat a banana March 3, 2011

    This is TERRIBLE but not worse then Rihgoat

    LMAO 😀

  63. FeenixPromo March 3, 2011

    Please check out Pop star Amerie @ItsAmeriie HOT new song “Outside Your Body” =[ http://www.Ameriie.com! Its amazing, promise!

  64. ChEeRfUl CyNiC XD March 3, 2011

    I expected BS and BS I got

  65. Y’all are too fake March 3, 2011

    She sounds like Rihanna. I PROMISE YOU when Kim K releases her album, Rihanna will be featured in a track. Lol. They sound just alike, shitty talentless autotuned “Pretty” b******. They’re good to look at, that’s about it. Lol

  66. Mikey March 3, 2011

    I would rather sniff fantasa’s panties after a 3 hour long concert in africa outside in 105 degree weather while shes on her rag than to have to listen to this s*** again.

    america if she gets a #1 single and goes platinum with this song im forever threw with yo ass!

  67. GangsterA March 3, 2011

    can’t belive i was listening to a KIM KARDASHIAN song and i f****** LOVE IT home gurl can’t sing but this hoooottt god i’m a mess jam>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> born with a penis :p

  68. Good Hit March 3, 2011

    shes using the children’s hosptial as a cover up!
    she probably told her pimp i mean mom “lets say were going to donate the money to those sick babies..b/c if the song doesnt do well or if i suck then we have the hosptail to fall back on & remind the people that its for charity” –nah b**** you aint slick i see right through your fake ass! Why not donate some of that $$ from the sextape?

  69. B**** PLEASE March 3, 2011

    Where is @S*** and @TC when they’re wanted……smh!

    B**** take a confortable seat with belt and a bowl of ice cream..(kicks chairs)!!

  70. None Ya March 3, 2011

    Kimmy, I like you but NO! The Dream you Teddy Bear looking b**** should be ashamed of yourself. You ugly ass c***! Kim, DON’T EVER, EVER, EVER sing AGAIN! Or I’ll be a Belieber and do what they did to Selena Gomez and that’s punch you in the face!

  71. None Ya March 3, 2011

    @MIKEY
    Lol! Death!

  72. cheers (drink to that) March 3, 2011

    HORRIBLE.

  73. True Blue March 3, 2011

    Even with all the vocal processing and editing to make her sound somewhat decent, it is still extremely easy to tell that she can’t sing for s***. Like @Miss Impartial said, she sounds so lazy and bored singing this song. She’s on the same level as Britney in regards to vocal talent, but at least Britney sounds like she’s alive on her records, Kim on the other hand sings like a zombie.

    I’m so sick of this chick. She and her equally untalented family are the most overexposed people on the planet right now. Why do people like them so much? They’re so uninteresting. The pop culture of today, ugh.

  74. D.Strock March 3, 2011

    To be honest I didn’t expect much, but her voice…I just ain’t feeling it. At all

  75. Dan March 3, 2011

    How is this any worse than any of the other crap that’s floating around the top 10? None of the “artists” who dominate the pop charts are SINGERS, just a pretty face and some vocal production. I personally think this song sucks, too, but why bash on Kim for jumping on the bandwagon?

  76. Wonderful March 3, 2011

    The Dream played her. He somewhere laughin now

  77. Quiana March 3, 2011

    This s*** sucks damn anybody can get a deal huh this is a shame.

  78. RihannaForever March 3, 2011

    Oh my God. It wasn’t THAT bad. Maybe her singing is really bad (if you can call this singing), but all she wanted was to release a song that would be a hit single so that charity would receive a large amount of funds. It’s obvious this will be a hit. She achieved what she sought to. Like @BeyStanGirl said, it isn’t like she’s releasing a f****** album.

  79. QUEEN BEYONCE STANN March 3, 2011

    B**** Stick With Making Those Retarded Shows On E! Or Just Go Make Another Porno Atleast The Porno Will Sell More Then Your CD;)

    #QueenBeyonce2011

  80. voicevalve March 3, 2011

    This is the worst song i’ve ever heard. This is why music is going to s***.

  81. RihannaForever March 3, 2011

    @Y’AllAreTooFake
    1. Kim isn’t releasing a full length album. Just a single.
    2. Rihanna has vocal talent, you know. I’m sick of her being so underrated. The girl can SING fantastically.
    3. That would NEVER happen. In your wet dreams!

  82. RihannaForever March 3, 2011

    @Dan
    Your delusions are killing me.

  83. hoytchampion March 3, 2011

    I’m sure it was not intentional, but the song sounds like something Willow Smith and Miley Cyrus’ fans would appreciate.

  84. Redskin March 3, 2011

    Turn it up, more like, turn it downnnn

  85. LG3 March 3, 2011

    Umm no who the hell approved this was this really the best song they could come up with for her, Khole should be ashamed of herself if she didn’t try to stop this tragedy!

  86. Mother Superior Gaga March 3, 2011

    LMAO @ the rihannaforever stan stating that the song isnt that bad…b**** you stan for a nasal mixed goat cat alien monster. of course you dont think it sounds that bad! You listen to rihanna so your ears have cancer and they know no better. poor thang

    maybe kim can take the 50% that shes donating to st.judes and they can treat you for illness.

  87. Kyla March 3, 2011

    [Hangs head in shame] and I REALLY wanted this track to be hot and it’s so bad its BAD!

  88. Anna Patrice March 3, 2011

    Baaahahaaahaaahaaaa!
    Lawdjesus I can’t stop laughing.
    Oh no.
    Oh no.
    Goodness gracious.
    Even Cassie can hold a better note than this chick.
    Oh no.
    It’s like the producers didn’t even TRY to make her sound better.
    Who the hell told her she could sing?! Kim, your mother doesn’t count….

  89. RIHANNASTORM March 3, 2011

    I’m soooooooooo sick of these pathetic stupid people comparing this noise to RIHANNA!!!! rig can sing, not the best but she can. So let’s stop being stupid and hateful and just accept the truth k thanx!

  90. anthony it isnt hat bad freeman March 3, 2011

    it isnt that bad worth a listen

  91. whatyousay March 3, 2011

    Kim you should really be ashamed 1st for letting your pimp out mother talk you into this damm mess. 2nd for allowing Dream to convinced you sound good. 3rd for going against not reaching into your own pockets and donate.

  92. dang March 3, 2011

    No, no No. Even worse than the most horrible sh*t Rihanna, Katy Perry or Kesha could release.

  93. KaVion March 3, 2011

    @TRUE BLUE
    What does their talent have to do with anything?
    They’re not known for their talent, their amazing business women.
    She’s doing her thing and doing something with her life, you can’t knock her hustle.

  94. ISTANFORCHRISBREEZY March 3, 2011

    she can’t sing but still she sings way better than certain “artists” on the charts right now

  95. V2 March 3, 2011

    Sorry, but it doesn’t even sound like she’s trying.. Even if she doesn’t have much of a singing-voice, put a bit more heart into it (atleast considering the type of song it is). She sounds so lazy and unethusiastic. Her voice actually sounds somewhat similar to Cassie’s – in saying that, she makes Cassie look like Whitney Houston..

  96. Britney GaGa March 3, 2011

    ERR NO NO AND NO!!!!!!!

  97. antertain March 3, 2011

    OUCH!

  98. antertain March 3, 2011

    Her pic is hot though on the postive side

  99. ciarastan March 3, 2011

    Why wasnt this given to ciars

  100. ray March 3, 2011

    The beat is ok, the lyrics and her voice are whack though. She sounds bored as HELL.

  101. jny March 3, 2011

    it ‘s not the worst ive ever heard. I think it lacks energy from her but other than that the voice is passable. I know we all want to hate on her for something because she is overexposed. but please give good criticism. this is way better than anything ive every heard from brit spears, keshia, and many more of these “singers with a producer” rhianna anyone. if these no talents can make some money she can too. hell I could probably get a deal with my no singing ass. but, I play my lane. hahaha

  102. Lolly London-UK March 4, 2011

    STOOOOOOOOPPPP DI NOISE!!!
    MY EARS ARE BLEEEEDING!!!

  103. Jenny March 4, 2011

    Terrible stick to tv

  104. Gem March 4, 2011

    Umm, I feel so bad for all the people out there struggling for a music carrer with talent, who have here level of skill but put effort into improving, smh. This b**** already got money, why the f*** is she clouding up the airways with this garbage? F*** being nice this was bad… Whitney houston, Maria Carey Alicia keys, Where are you?!?

  105. Ha! March 5, 2011

    Ha i wish i could turn you down

  106. lola March 5, 2011

    DAMN! I think that her voice is worse than Cassie’s! They sound so much a like, but she sounds worse. OMG Kim, wow you are the epitome of someone who seriously can’t sing! The beat isn’t even all that and the lyrics aren’t infectious enough! She needs to take notes from bad singers like Kesha, Rihanna, and Britney Spears. OMG…. Did I can’t believe I just said that!

  107. jay March 5, 2011

    THIS SONG WAS ASS BUT I LOVE ME SOME KIM SHE IS SO S*** I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE S** WITH HER EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE

  108. Misty March 5, 2011

    lmaooooo

  109. kk March 6, 2011

    this is all im gon say lol

    “Girls in the building
    Fellas in the club
    Boys spending money
    Girls looking good
    Im on the floor, living my life
    Feeling so good, feeling so right
    Got my hands up
    Celebrate like its my birthday
    5 more shots of tequila
    I’m thirsty
    Feeling so good, I’m feeling so great
    Tonight (x4)”

  110. Jerry March 11, 2011

    That may just have been the worst song I ever listened to. At the beginning you can hear someone screaming “no, no, no, NOOO!” Kim Kardashian should stick to her reality shows. She can’t even sound good with AutoTune. FAIL.

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