New Song: JLS – ‘Teach Me How To Dance’

Published: Friday 4th Nov 2011 by Sam

As the release of JLS’ ‘Jukebox’ draws nearer, a new cut from the LP has surfaced in the form ‘Teach Me How To Dance’.

Produced by RedOne, the high-octane finds them group in familiar territory. See what we mean after the jump…

Though not offensive, the track is yet more cheese and grease. No musical nutrition in sight. A shame as the group have so much potential; potential which, 3 albums in, should have been realised by now. I mean you can even hear specks of it behind the busy production (see: Oritse and Aston trading runs towards the end). Yet when wrapped in so much production batter, the song becomes little more than the fodder they’ve been peddling for so long now. Sigh.

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  1. hunni2nice November 4, 2011

    i love this song…replay on repeat

  2. Bey’knight November 4, 2011

    Sam u share my sentiment on these chaps perfectly. I had such high hopes….. smh

  3. Yo Mama November 4, 2011

    STOP TRYING TO MAKE US CARE ABOUT THESE F******!!! NO ONE IN THE US CARES…WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO MATTER SO IF THESE PUTOS AREN’T ANYTHING HERE THEY NEVER WILL BE!!!!

  4. Lalala November 4, 2011

    Um.. so they are all definitely gay correct? I’m sorry but they all look a little sweet here lol

  5. Lalala November 4, 2011

    More than a little sweet actually

  6. Haters Are Gone Hate, Talkers Are Gone Talk (BEY!) November 4, 2011

    that picture is soooooooo GAY!

  7. Haters Are Gone Hate, Talkers Are Gone Talk (BEY!) November 4, 2011

    They rush crappy albums, dress like OVERLY CAMP gays, pose like gays, make gay music and use FAR TOO MUCH auto tune. they irritate the hell outta me! you know a good song when it looks good on paper… ‘da-da-da-dance’ DOES NOT LOOK GOOD ON PAPER

  8. nicegirl November 4, 2011

    Nothing new but rather catchy.

  9. riffraff November 4, 2011

    LOL you guys are always putting these guys on blast. Hahahaha.

    Back to the song, it is catchy, but I’d expect nothing less from a RedOne-produced song.

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