“Hot, Ready, Legal”
Once billed as a an act your mother could love, Justin Bieber continues his calculated transition into somewhat of a sex symbol on the cover of Rolling Stone‘s latest issue.
It’s a contrived narrative that’s been played out many a time before. Yet, it’s a narrative we can’t blame Team Bieber for employing – given the difficulties many child stars face when they pander to Disney-esque audience for longer than they “should”.
At 18, Bieber is a mini-industry – with many hinging their annual pay-cheque’s on his success. Hence, ensuring that success continues means more covers like this, more crotch grabs during performances, and more use of apparently “cool” words such as “swaggie”.
Bieber’s latest album ‘Believe’ is in stores now.
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If you’re tired of dance music and are on Tumblr, reblog this…
http://chamber411.tumblr.com/post/27351646280/dance-pop-sucks-spread-it-around
That thing about disco music on that site is so true and very reminiscent of what’s happened now with pop music.
cannot stand this idiot. He is sooo unappealing. and why do young girls find him attractive? I can only assume they have lesbian tendencies and have not discovered that side of themselves yet because he just doesnt even look like a boy imo.
Selena Gomez is so weird for ‘dating’ him.
@therealest!
THIS
WTF. Hot? Not. Ready? He’s already busting down his girlfriend Selena Gomez not to mention that secret baby that he paid that chick off to go away. And Legal? He’s already doing what adults do. That’s why kid celebrities grow up so F’d up. Moving along.
Yet he still looks like a f****** butch lesbian.
far too feminine looking for me.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a butch lesbian? I think it’s the hair and the structure of his face. I can’t believe little girls go crazy over him.
He looks like Ellen Degeneres. He looks homosexual. You put Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in the same outfit and hair when they were young and they looked like s*** bad boys. I’m sorry. Gay.
i see no lies.
http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/ab63/Mr1814/Untitled-196-1.gif
DEATH!!!
lol
He looks less like a lesbian (ellen degenerous) and more like a 6 year old boy mixed with a really butch lesbian.
And this is what excites 12 year old girls, boys who look just like them.
You mad u aint got b****** crying over you??? silly child stay seated!
on UK itunes, Believe sits at #147 after being released only a month ago. no real longevity for non-talent microwave music
Its weird tha him and Mandonna debuted so big and she fell off after nine weeks. Is he gunna end up like her?
thats what happens with overhyped albums with mediocre music. people will care for the first week then get bored and move on.
It has almost reached 1million copies world wide. Sit
If i was a billionaire..i would pay almost anything yto c him in drag..!! Omg..he has total potential to serve realness..!
Hahahahahaha!!
“Once billed as a an act your mother could love”?
Ummm no, is that the actual consensus of the masses? I highly doubt it. I always hear the media talking about all the fans he has yet I’ve never meet anyone that likes him…hmmm…the media is forcing these neaux talent people down our throats as usual.
Soft core gay p***..i wuld b sooo embarrassed if i was him..he looks so soft..!!
Ris`GAY…. more like it
Surely someone close to him has said he lookslike a young Ellen DeGenres. Yet he keeps the look…..
That’s the gayest pic Ive ever laid eyes on
LOL.
That is not “risqué”! You’re probably gonna get complaints from girls now! Um, I don’t care!
This is absolutely pathetically hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot stop laughing at that cringe-inducing horrific mess of a picture + wack title.
This HAS to be a parody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no way that whole entire mess of a magazine cover is not a joke!!!!!!!!
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are trying to recreate the whole britney image. sexual and innocent.
justin timberlake justin timberlake…aah found it! now i can erase this thing off my memory.
This looks like child pornography and I feel like a p******** for looking at this cover of Justin Bieber. God bless him and his team for trying so hard. Sigh. SMH
HE AINT NO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE LETS FACE IT THIS LITTLE TWERP WILL NVR BE S***
OMG! what is this, my eyes, my eyes…….In my t*** days, we have the Backstreet Boys, never care for them but they were the same age of this kid and they all look like men, this kid looks 9 years old, not to mention his horrible music, i fel so sorry for this generation.
ameeeen !!!
OMG! guys have you seen this, those Little Monsters are the worst fanbase ever, they’re really monsters, poor Nicki Minaj.
http://yfrog.com/j8d7sdez
I like Justin beiber, his new cd is pretty good, but this pic is just not good, he looks like lesbian I’m sorry people. He is a cutie but this pic does him no justice…..
shame . boy still looks like a butch lesbian !! they really trying but his looks are too feminine still
they are trying to recreate the whole britney image. sexual and innocent.
ditto it loks so contrived and forced like who the hell is managing him ? Obviouly he is going through puberty gradually . It looks like he is playing dress up in these pics let the spoiled brat be a kid for5 more minutes without forcing it to happen
Drop and give me 111 push ups a day.
he can be considered a s** symbol when his biceps become larger than my wrists. until that day… no.
He still has his babyface. A litle age will do him good.
He has always been a really slow ager. He is most likely hitting puberty like really soon. I mean his voice is just now changing and he is almost 18 if not already. I can’t believe anybody ever really believed that he had impregnated that lady. I knew she was a liar when she first made the claim. Her story was silly and I can almost promise you he was a virgin then.
“I can almost promise you he was a virgin then.”
Not after he bacame friends with Usher
F****** s***!!!
LMFAO @ Just18 Bieber covering the ROLLINGSTONES.
My (_!_) would be a way better cover.
I can’t with the cover. I’m a 42 year old mom and I totally get confused why my two girls drooling over this [insert foulest adjective]. Maybe 3 years from now, he’ll beef up, but for now, just plain [insert foulest adjective]
he has the face of a 7 Y.O girl who cut her hair ………….
i never liked him , so overrated !
gay>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WTF! He looks like a f****** lesbo. Is he the long lost brother of Ellen Degeneres? Lol
Ummmmm wasn’t he on Rolling Stone last year? How many times can a ROCK magazine put a tween idol on it’s cover. I just can’t.
I don’t like the cover either. In fact, I don’t like how his “team” or whoever it be have him looking. He’s a very good looking boy who they are trying to make look feminine for unknown reasons. I also notice that they are trying to make him look as young as he did when he first came out.