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In the mood for a little laughter?
You are?
Well meet ‘Twerk‘, the latest attempt by Miley Cyrus and her pal Justin Bieber to align themselves with contemporary Urban culture, only to end up parodying itself instead.
Cringe worthy to say the least, the cut follows the commercial glory Miley enjoyed with her Platinum single ‘We Can’t Stop‘, which now sits pretty in the top 5 of iTunes USA.
Hilarious.
Whether her fans see it or not, it’s clear that Miley has been sold a Hip Hop dream by the likes of Mike Will and Maejor Ali, who – believe it or not- have more to gain from her revamped style than Cyrus herself.
For, thanks to her established Pop standing, the cuts they produce for the wannabe see them propelled to mainstream heights they wouldn’t have reached otherwise, and- more importantly- rake in the cash brought in by the Top 40 airplay those cuts are receiving.
The worst part of it all?
If sales of ‘Bangerz’ don’t bring in the numbers her camp hoped it would, today’s Miley will slowly but surely morph into a far more PG friendlier version of herself, dumping her ‘wild girl’ image and the sound she currently swears by, attempting to spin this era into a ‘phase I was going through‘.
Only problem is, we doubt many are likely to forgive the mess that was this…
Oh hell no I dont even wanna listen to the song.. I can’t with these 2 white b****** that desperately wanna be black.
Say a rihanna fan with the fake bad girl persona i can’t and will not today b******
LOL then don’t because u will get dragged like these two losers that wish they were black LOL
Ill take Rihannas fake bad girl persona over two white queens tryna so hard to be urban and black all of a sudden
@H** True i see your point.
I should really change this screen name i don’t have problem with the navy at all.
Next.
Love your avi mama! Our Queen>
Yessssss babe!!!!!
WEEEERK MILEY!!! GET DAT MONEY!! LOVE IT LOLOL!!
Miley Cyrus is a disgrace to the twerking community.
y u mad b****??!! riri
Right. She has no ass to twerk.
This is sad… Miley tryna be the next Rihanna , Justin tryna be the next Chris Brown smh. Sit yall white asses down
take a couple of yo name
HOT! White college h*** gonna be twerking to this!
believe it or not….I AGREE WITH YOU!!!!! GET THAT MONEY MILEY!! The 2 white kids with black swag lol!!!!!
Makes sense for the two of them to come together, because they’re both on the fast track to self-destruction.
TRY. HARD.
This is really the limit.
i’m going to be honest, i’m loving miley, i mean lets face it, you know you have done a good thing when you upstage Gaga @ the vmas…the only problem is i dont lyk her ‘we ca’nt stop’ song coz it does nothing for me.But cut the girl some slack she’s tryna carve out her own lane rather than try to be the next madonna lyk every white b**** out there.Do You Miley!
LOL carve out her own lane? Miley Slutrus has said on SEVERAL occasions that her goal was to be the next Madonna. Clearly you’re not paying attention.
Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus – Twerk 2013 SONG REVIEW click my name to read..
Naw im good
f*** you!! #go miley
I didn’t listen, and I’m never listening… The thread title alone is the most cringe-worthy thing in history.
by ur avi pic…looks like you ready to get F*****! #HOT
But….
This is straight trash.. Not here for these wannabes
but u R here tho…oops…
HTTN (helltothanaw) they need to take that ish somewhere else….
how bout U go somewhere else…h**! #teamslutmileychile
They’ll both be in rehab by next year.
LOL typical white trash. No talent so they resort to sexual gimmicks to get attention. as much as i can’t stand beyonce and as skanky as rihanna can be sometimes, they both have more class and talent than these two trailer park frogs.
Funniest thing about this is that it’s not helping them. It’s not like either one of them sell millions and millions of records around the world. these two basic b****** can barely sell past platinum.
Beauty and A Beat 2XPlatinum + We Can’t Stop 2.1M as of 8/28/13
@lol b**** just how STOOOOPID ‘R’ u??!!! justin sales millions just for shitting and miley has i platinum record out right NOW. u should push yoself BACK in yo STANK P**** mammy’s p**** and and be reborn so you can try life again because u got life ALL the way f***** up…QWEEN!!!!
Justin is s*** tho. He’s selling now but wait til he gets to Aaron Carter’s age and becomes a hasbeen. You saw how successful the jonas brothers were and the next minute they faded. 1D is already taking JB’s shine anyway.
girl shut up
@truth never
I dont even see how people can support Miley shes obviously exploiting the black community this the same girl who said she never heard a jay z song before and now all of a sudden shes urban.
shut up s***. u just mad she upstaged gaga..who’s performance to me was EPIC!! I love gaga but Miley stole the show honey. #DEALBITCH
Miley stole the show for degrading herself on stage which is more interesting to talk about since ppl’s intellect in pop cultue is pretty low….TBH.
she stole the show nevertheless tho..but i feel you.
Really wonder how much Mileys album will sell. I really like her song wrecking ball but this is a no for me.
yeh yeh. but why be mad at them. they make “black” and “urban” marketable to white. selling more of that how “hip and cool” you wanna be… being kinda trendy. tryna be that “black” and “urban”. nothing alse about it… is it?
tho OFC… it’s a bit disgrace to that real “urban” peopz but it’s perhaps a short run of them on it. it sells tho. they might milk it… just like always. it’s what it is. bizness. 🙂
So f****** embarrassing , I laughed at miley’s part , watch when the album flops she will go back to her old ways. I can’t with these two.
I think the album will sell 100k – 120k first will & go gold but struggle for platinum.
This is the shyt that pisses me off, when people say Rihanna has no talent but praise this white trailer park trash for twerking her flat white pancake.
Lol Rihanna is more respect as an artist than Miley.. No one is taking Miley serious right about now.
“more respect”. Lol. You tried. I’m pretty sure they have the same amount. Difference is Rihanna gets more of a pass since she didn’t start out as a Disney star.
I dont c what was so bad about her performance: its MTV awards not the Grammys or oscars
Justin should not entertain this ho, he should continue with classy Selena Gomez who has a bright future.
Do not go near this walking S** Justin, she is damaged goods, she’s been passed around by rappers more than a Mike Will Made It production, she is not worth it.
This Rihanna B side wannebe trailer park trash will tarnish your image Justin, stay with Selena, she’s good for you.
Well I wish Gomez would have been classy enough to not promote a raunchy movie like Spring Breakers to her underage kid fans online….*shrug*
shut up b****
When she couldn’t get her old white/country/pop Hanna Montana audience to support her suddenly she turns urban.
And yet if you dropped these two fools in the real part of any urban community watch them turn p**** real quick.
You’re not ratchet Mikey, you’re just a HO. Folks saw it then and you’ve proven it now.
stfu
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Ive been doing really good that i havent heard Applause and i will not listen to this. They both get on my nerves and it’s sad that the teens of this generation are being influenced by their b******* by walking around with bad attitudes disrepecting everybody and everything thinking its all about them. Miley is just adding insult to injury.
Preach sis 🙂
I’m glad you didn’t waste your time. If you did, you would’ve had to listen to Legend X’s “Loving Me 4 Me” to cleanse your ears.
We seriously need to start ignoring this trash and hope that it goes away.
i like it…and she’s just a feature lol
I feel so ashamed… but I F***** LOVE IT! Lmaoooo, im sorry tune id fire!!! and i hate Bieber
So we’re gonna keep getting bombarded with this fuckery???!!!
Okay.
Miley’s racist ass is going to try to be a wholesome white girl on her next album.
chile get off this post…PLEASE!!!
Two white lesbians trying to act like black rachet queens….what else is new. And I’m gonna have to pass on the song.
I LOVE IT!!!!!
They are so ridicolous
MESS!!!!
jealous???
YASSSSSSS READY FOR THE SLAYANGE KING OF POP JUSTIN AND QUEEN OF POP MILEY IS HERE ,! All yr faves are flop ni g GE RSI tho
S***!!!
For real though….. Miley and Justin are about 1 step away from putting shoe polish on their faces and tap dancing for watermelon slices in front of the NAACP headquarters….. And I aint even tryin to be funny….
GOOD b**** bcus u weren’t!!
Wtf is this s***, ugh they both make me sick!! There trying to use this, “i’m a bad b****/dude from the hood”. Them and their music is both trash! Be gone. As much II cant stand Rihanna and her fake bad girl persona half of the time I can deal with her remotely because she isn’t acting like a wild banshee on stage starving for attention.
she was…she just calmed down now…and THIS is coming from a Rhi fan.
Can’t believe people are going so over the top about a performance on an awards show. It was just an act for 3 minutes to get people talking about her and her music. A big so what for me.
i refuse
SONG SUCKS WITHOUT ME EVEN HAVING TO LISTEN TO IT. THIS SONG AND ALBUM WILL BE A SWING AND A MISS.
Both of them b****** tryin to be black and they are making a fool of themselfs. Phuckin pathetic.
They can miss me with the b*******.
first off i love miley and being ratchet isnt a black thing its a lifestyle anybody can be ratchet
and j.b. did his thang on this song
they not trying to be black not only blacks make r&B and hip hop there doing what they want too and they can cause they paid
p.s. rihanna looked dumb at the vma’s
LOL @ how Sam is pushing this “greatest song of the world” poll. Take a hint, we don’t care! The selection is crap!
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