New Song: Justin Bieber – ‘Twerk (Ft Miley Cyrus)’

Published: Wednesday 28th Aug 2013 by David

…next time on ‘When Try Hards collide‘.

In the mood for a little laughter?

You are?

Well meet ‘Twerk‘, the latest attempt by Miley Cyrus and her pal Justin Bieber to align themselves with contemporary Urban culture, only to end up parodying itself instead.

Cringe worthy to say the least, the cut follows the commercial glory Miley enjoyed with her Platinum single ‘We Can’t Stop‘, which now sits pretty in the top 5 of iTunes USA.

Hilarious.

Whether her fans see it or not, it’s clear that Miley has been sold a Hip Hop dream by the likes of Mike Will and Maejor Ali, who – believe it or not- have more to gain from her revamped style than Cyrus herself.

For, thanks to her established Pop standing, the cuts they produce for the wannabe see them propelled to mainstream heights they wouldn’t have reached otherwise, and- more importantly- rake in the cash brought in by the Top 40 airplay those cuts are receiving.

The worst part of it all?

If sales of ‘Bangerz’ don’t bring in the numbers her camp hoped it would, today’s Miley will slowly but surely morph into a far more PG friendlier version of herself, dumping her ‘wild girl’ image and the sound she currently swears by, attempting to spin this era into a ‘phase I was going through‘.

Only problem is, we doubt many are likely to forgive the mess that was this…



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  1. RiRi bad August 28, 2013

    Oh hell no I dont even wanna listen to the song.. I can’t with these 2 white b****** that desperately wanna be black.

    • F*** the navy August 28, 2013

      Say a rihanna fan with the fake bad girl persona i can’t and will not today b******

      • LOL August 28, 2013

        LOL then don’t because u will get dragged like these two losers that wish they were black LOL

      • #Hive August 28, 2013

        Ill take Rihannas fake bad girl persona over two white queens tryna so hard to be urban and black all of a sudden

      • F*** the navy August 28, 2013

        @H** True i see your point.

      • F*** the navy August 28, 2013

        I should really change this screen name i don’t have problem with the navy at all.

  2. The Boy Toy August 28, 2013

    Next.

    • RiRi bad August 28, 2013

      Love your avi mama! Our Queen>

      • The Boy Toy August 28, 2013

        Yessssss babe!!!!!

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      WEEEERK MILEY!!! GET DAT MONEY!! LOVE IT LOLOL!!

  3. RiRi bad August 28, 2013

    Miley Cyrus is a disgrace to the twerking community.

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      y u mad b****??!! riri

    • Fierce & All-Not here for b****** that can only slay in studios August 28, 2013

      Right. She has no ass to twerk.

  4. Molly August 28, 2013

    This is sad… Miley tryna be the next Rihanna , Justin tryna be the next Chris Brown smh. Sit yall white asses down

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      take a couple of yo name

  5. Breezy August 28, 2013

    HOT! White college h*** gonna be twerking to this!

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      believe it or not….I AGREE WITH YOU!!!!! GET THAT MONEY MILEY!! The 2 white kids with black swag lol!!!!!

  6. eric August 28, 2013

    Makes sense for the two of them to come together, because they’re both on the fast track to self-destruction.

  7. ENOUGH ONIKA (KMART QUEEN) August 28, 2013

    TRY. HARD.

  8. Suicide Blonde August 28, 2013

    This is really the limit.

  9. jfkasy August 28, 2013

    i’m going to be honest, i’m loving miley, i mean lets face it, you know you have done a good thing when you upstage Gaga @ the vmas…the only problem is i dont lyk her ‘we ca’nt stop’ song coz it does nothing for me.But cut the girl some slack she’s tryna carve out her own lane rather than try to be the next madonna lyk every white b**** out there.Do You Miley!

    • LOL August 28, 2013

      LOL carve out her own lane? Miley Slutrus has said on SEVERAL occasions that her goal was to be the next Madonna. Clearly you’re not paying attention.

  10. JUICY J August 28, 2013

    Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus – Twerk 2013 SONG REVIEW click my name to read..

    • F*** the navy August 28, 2013

      Naw im good

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      f*** you!! #go miley

  11. . : : h 2 o : : . August 28, 2013

    I didn’t listen, and I’m never listening… The thread title alone is the most cringe-worthy thing in history.

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      by ur avi pic…looks like you ready to get F*****! #HOT

  12. Ken August 28, 2013

    But….

  13. #Hive August 28, 2013

    This is straight trash.. Not here for these wannabes

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      but u R here tho…oops…

  14. Shauwndapooh August 28, 2013

    HTTN (helltothanaw) they need to take that ish somewhere else….

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      how bout U go somewhere else…h**! #teamslutmileychile

  15. mother monster August 28, 2013

    They’ll both be in rehab by next year.

  16. LOL August 28, 2013

    LOL typical white trash. No talent so they resort to sexual gimmicks to get attention. as much as i can’t stand beyonce and as skanky as rihanna can be sometimes, they both have more class and talent than these two trailer park frogs.

  17. LOL August 28, 2013

    Funniest thing about this is that it’s not helping them. It’s not like either one of them sell millions and millions of records around the world. these two basic b****** can barely sell past platinum.

    • channel_ROMAN August 28, 2013

      Beauty and A Beat 2XPlatinum + We Can’t Stop 2.1M as of 8/28/13

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      @lol b**** just how STOOOOPID ‘R’ u??!!! justin sales millions just for shitting and miley has i platinum record out right NOW. u should push yoself BACK in yo STANK P**** mammy’s p**** and and be reborn so you can try life again because u got life ALL the way f***** up…QWEEN!!!!

    • Fierce & All-Not here for b****** that can only slay in studios August 28, 2013

      Justin is s*** tho. He’s selling now but wait til he gets to Aaron Carter’s age and becomes a hasbeen. You saw how successful the jonas brothers were and the next minute they faded. 1D is already taking JB’s shine anyway.

      • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

        girl shut up

      • Fierce & all -Not here for b****** that can only slay in studios August 28, 2013

        @truth never

  18. mother monster August 28, 2013

    I dont even see how people can support Miley shes obviously exploiting the black community this the same girl who said she never heard a jay z song before and now all of a sudden shes urban.

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      shut up s***. u just mad she upstaged gaga..who’s performance to me was EPIC!! I love gaga but Miley stole the show honey. #DEALBITCH

      • Fierce & All-Not here for b****** that can only slay in studios August 28, 2013

        Miley stole the show for degrading herself on stage which is more interesting to talk about since ppl’s intellect in pop cultue is pretty low….TBH.

      • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

        she stole the show nevertheless tho..but i feel you.

  19. Kim Kardashian stan August 28, 2013

    Really wonder how much Mileys album will sell. I really like her song wrecking ball but this is a no for me.

  20. ohh… s*** August 28, 2013

    yeh yeh. but why be mad at them. they make “black” and “urban” marketable to white. selling more of that how “hip and cool” you wanna be… being kinda trendy. tryna be that “black” and “urban”. nothing alse about it… is it?

    tho OFC… it’s a bit disgrace to that real “urban” peopz but it’s perhaps a short run of them on it. it sells tho. they might milk it… just like always. it’s what it is. bizness. 🙂

  21. Beyawnce August 28, 2013

    So f****** embarrassing , I laughed at miley’s part , watch when the album flops she will go back to her old ways. I can’t with these two.

    • Kim Kardashian stan August 28, 2013

      I think the album will sell 100k – 120k first will & go gold but struggle for platinum.

  22. Rihanna killed beyho’s career August 28, 2013

    This is the shyt that pisses me off, when people say Rihanna has no talent but praise this white trailer park trash for twerking her flat white pancake.

    • Kim Kardashian stan August 28, 2013

      Lol Rihanna is more respect as an artist than Miley.. No one is taking Miley serious right about now.

      • Fierce & All-Not here for b****** that can only slay in studios August 28, 2013

        “more respect”. Lol. You tried. I’m pretty sure they have the same amount. Difference is Rihanna gets more of a pass since she didn’t start out as a Disney star.

  23. Navy nick August 28, 2013

    I dont c what was so bad about her performance: its MTV awards not the Grammys or oscars

  24. Lovebird (dark horse – prism – 10.22.23) August 28, 2013

    Justin should not entertain this ho, he should continue with classy Selena Gomez who has a bright future.

    Do not go near this walking STD Justin, she is damaged goods, she’s been passed around by rappers more than a Mike Will Made It production, she is not worth it.

    This Rihanna B side wannebe trailer park trash will tarnish your image Justin, stay with Selena, she’s good for you.

    • Fierce & All-Not here for b****** that can only slay in studios August 28, 2013

      Well I wish Gomez would have been classy enough to not promote a raunchy movie like Spring Breakers to her underage kid fans online….*shrug*

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      shut up b****

  25. Tisha August 28, 2013

    When she couldn’t get her old white/country/pop Hanna Montana audience to support her suddenly she turns urban.

    And yet if you dropped these two fools in the real part of any urban community watch them turn p**** real quick.

    You’re not ratchet Mikey, you’re just a HO. Folks saw it then and you’ve proven it now.

    • mileys man August 29, 2013

      stfu

  26. denise black August 28, 2013

    the video will not play and has been removed from U tube

  27. christinastherealtalent August 28, 2013

    Ive been doing really good that i havent heard Applause and i will not listen to this. They both get on my nerves and it’s sad that the teens of this generation are being influenced by their b******* by walking around with bad attitudes disrepecting everybody and everything thinking its all about them. Miley is just adding insult to injury.

    • Rob August 28, 2013

      Preach sis 🙂

    • B**** I Can’t Even Spell Welfare August 28, 2013

      I’m glad you didn’t waste your time. If you did, you would’ve had to listen to Legend X’s “Loving Me 4 Me” to cleanse your ears.

      We seriously need to start ignoring this trash and hope that it goes away.

  28. Liam August 28, 2013

    i like it…and she’s just a feature lol

  29. Thirst August 28, 2013

    I feel so ashamed… but I F***** LOVE IT! Lmaoooo, im sorry tune id fire!!! and i hate Bieber

  30. B**** I Can’t Even Spell Welfare August 28, 2013

    So we’re gonna keep getting bombarded with this fuckery???!!!

    Okay.

  31. R.I.P. BEYHIVE August 28, 2013

    Miley’s racist ass is going to try to be a wholesome white girl on her next album.

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      chile get off this post…PLEASE!!!

  32. Fierce & All-Not here for b****** that can only slay in studios August 28, 2013

    Two white lesbians trying to act like black rachet queens….what else is new. And I’m gonna have to pass on the song.

  33. truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

    I LOVE IT!!!!!

  34. Gio88 August 28, 2013

    They are so ridicolous

  35. cake like lady gaga August 28, 2013

    MESS!!!!

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      jealous???

  36. Miley snatches riwhonas cierror and beywhorces wigs August 28, 2013

    YASSSSSSS READY FOR THE SLAYANGE KING OF POP JUSTIN AND QUEEN OF POP MILEY IS HERE ,! All yr faves are flop ni g GE RSI tho

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      S***!!!

  37. bam August 28, 2013

    For real though….. Miley and Justin are about 1 step away from putting shoe polish on their faces and tap dancing for watermelon slices in front of the NAACP headquarters….. And I aint even tryin to be funny….

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      GOOD b**** bcus u weren’t!!

  38. Beyond Amazing (Cause Bey really is!) August 28, 2013

    Wtf is this s***, ugh they both make me sick!! There trying to use this, “i’m a bad b****/dude from the hood”. Them and their music is both trash! Be gone. As much II cant stand Rihanna and her fake bad girl persona half of the time I can deal with her remotely because she isn’t acting like a wild banshee on stage starving for attention.

    • truth(the new and refined TRUTH. f*** icki she done now i just slay a b****…yew mad??) August 28, 2013

      she was…she just calmed down now…and THIS is coming from a Rhi fan.

  39. the truth August 28, 2013

    Can’t believe people are going so over the top about a performance on an awards show. It was just an act for 3 minutes to get people talking about her and her music. A big so what for me.

  40. JER August 28, 2013

    i refuse

  41. SHESDUMB “I DONT BOP I DO THE MONEY DANCE” August 28, 2013

    SONG SUCKS WITHOUT ME EVEN HAVING TO LISTEN TO IT. THIS SONG AND ALBUM WILL BE A SWING AND A MISS.

  42. RIHEVEMBER IS COMING SOON TO DESTROY ALL YOUR F***** ASS FAVES SO JUST DEAL AND BE PRESSED. August 29, 2013

    Both of them b****** tryin to be black and they are making a fool of themselfs. Phuckin pathetic.

  43. KAMEHAMEHA B**** August 29, 2013

    They can miss me with the b*******.

  44. mileysman August 29, 2013

    first off i love miley and being ratchet isnt a black thing its a lifestyle anybody can be ratchet
    and j.b. did his thang on this song
    they not trying to be black not only blacks make r&B and hip hop there doing what they want too and they can cause they paid

    p.s. rihanna looked dumb at the vma’s

  45. Goppit September 11, 2013

    LOL @ how Sam is pushing this “greatest song of the world” poll. Take a hint, we don’t care! The selection is crap!

  46. Andres October 20, 2014

    Un buen articulo, muy facil de leer y facil de entender.
    Yo estoy con un proyecto parecido.

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