Disarray may define Rihanna‘s current album campaign, but if there’s one thing that isn’t proving difficult for the star – it’s booking performances.
Following stints at the Grammys and iHeartRadio Music Awards, the 27-year-old has been named as the centre-piece of Saturday Night Live‘s latest performer line-up.
Details after the jump…
Hoping to rev-up interest in the chronically delayed ‘R8,’ the star will take to the stage on SNL’s May 16th finale episode. {Source}
No word on which of her project’s three “lead singles” she’ll be performing and, to be frank, we’re not fussed.
For her sake though, it’d be worthwhile if the actual album was out at that point, proving the scope to perform something other than what’s been heard thus far. Because, if she’s planning to keep pushing the songs she’s presently peddling, it’ll likely be a waste of time (and budget). Nothing (yet) boasts enough bite.
Probably American Flopygen… But it might be another song… You never know… Could even be “James Joint”… and then she’ll blame the crack for her weak ass vocals…
another flop song, but she’s A pretty whorè still…
another flop song, but she’s A pretty whorè still….
Lmao this b**** is DOOONNNNEEE!!! you’d think her album was already out with as much promo as she’s doing. F*** this h**!! Drop that album Queen Bey!!! We bored AF out here!!!!!!
If you had a job instead of living off welfare you wouldn’t be so bored
If you had a real job and not flipping Burgers at McDonalds for $5 an hour, you could do what I do!!! Get on my level b****!!!!! *flips bang*
Posted up as usual lol. Hey there yet another Rihanna post where you are in the top 5 post. I know you ready for the album. Me too.
And you are bothered as usual. I’m only ready to see the sales. F*** her boring music. Get tf out of my reply box peasant.
Lol. I’m pretty sure you want more than sales. But whatever helps you sleep comfortably on your cot at night. You stay mounted to a Rihanna post with the same tired reads and think you big meech. Chile sit.
B**** shut the f*** up talking to me with your usual weak attempts at trying to shade and go take your anti-depressants and learn how to use spell check. Lmao I will do me regardless and you will have to learn to deal! Bye
Deal? As if your elementary shade moves me. Hiding behind bey doesn’t make you anything honey. You’re still s broke b****, You reside more on anything Rihanna than you do your own fave. Just to hate. Moreover you look more like a lowkey Stan having fun trying to think of the best insult you can conjure up. Like I said; sit.
A* (spellcheck) b1tch
Yes b**** D E A L!!! You are obviously pressed and bothered because you’re always bringing your salty ass in my reply box with your weak ass personal shots!! Its not my fault you’re making minimum wage putting cheap clothes on a hanger while I’m fabulous! 😉 I don’t have to hide behind Bey!! She is only my fave and I defend her and throw shade just like the rest of the “broke” b****** on here, including you! I comment more about my fave than anything and I will come to whatever post I choose. You do not pay any bills over here b****! I see I’ve pressed a button and I’m glad to know because I will go even harder now!!! Take those anti depressants, because you’re looking hella pressed and bothered. Which is usual. *Hands you a reclining chair and a muffle*
Also b**** “Moreover” is tired and lame find a new word. You overuse it. Spell check should help. Dumb b****!
Flop…. She’s destroying her career slowly but surely…. 🙂
Poor Rihanna. It was good while it lasted. Bye girl!
her career is over
Patiently waiting for #Jackie to drop MAY 4TH! Everyone go support Cici! #Beyhive let’s support Ciara, she always shows love and support to our QUEEN!
Sure I will support Cici you right she always show love for bey
She needs the hive that’s why. If the tables were turnt im sure she wouldn’t say. The samething about bey. Nor do I even think beyonce notices Ciara is still in the running.
proving your not a real beyonce stan because ci ci talked about beyonce in the past that’s why she dont have a career fake stan
I hope she drops it next week. But heck, we don’t even know the name of the album. I’m loving this era, she even the the haters wanting the album to drop. lol
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But yea, BBHMM and AO, this would boots both up.
Totally. AO might jump back into the itunes 100, or maybe into the low 80’s on billboard.
Which one of her flop singles is she performing?
Lmaooo@ gay hive.
Are u that pressed booboo?
grown woman standing in the sun and bow down were DOA. Lmaoooooooooo!!!!!!!!
After the fifth single DIL she had a hit lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
A damn folk song shitted on your faves lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Smashed on em WW
Lmaoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Grill ’em.
B**** are you slow?!!! You’ve already been clocked for that. GW and SOTS were not official singles released to iTunes or radio boo boo. They were for promotional reasons (Pepsi & H&M) and were LEAKED in full to settle the fans thirst for new music while she was finishing her album AND touring. B**** Rihanna is FLOPPING with three official singles, talking about her album in 100 magazine covers and all of this promo!!!! Girl STFD!!! THE QUEEN COMING TO SLAY THIS B**** TO PIECES!!!!! CONTINUING HA LEGACY OF SENDING THESE H*** PACKING TO IRRELEVANTVILLE!!!! LMAOOOOO
Beyonce out here getting ready to release a secret album with no worries while this b**** out here doing the most with a delayed album release date. BWAHAHAHAHA POP KWAAN???
I cant cope with this album and its promo b**** better hand that mic up.
R8 has been the worst promo since Artflop and shes gonna do 140/150k if shes lucky. I thought she was untouchable now everyone snatchin her wig
45s smashed WW. How about X O?
Lmaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Gay Hive foaming at the mouth.
Lmaooooooooooo took beyonce 20 videos and 5 singles to release and convince people to buy Lmaooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOO THREE SINGLES AND A MILLION PERFORMANCES AND STILL NO RELEASE DATE???!!!! LMAOOO
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She teasing a damn SNL performance all the way in May but no news on that album??
#UnderPressureeeeeeeeee 😀 😀
the hive can’t wait to stream the performance, we all know they cannot afford basic cable. Rihanna has them pressed for the album, I swear they weren’t even this excited for their faves porno
What porno??? 😀 I think you mean PROMO hun…
But can afford to actually buy album , I love Rihanna but let’s not go there
Lol queen Bey snatched this b**** outta the game as of 12/13/13
ArtPop teas….
What about 4closure?
Are you talking about the same album that went platinum in several countries, got critical acclaim and won a Grammy? Yeah that was a great album and definitely not as chronically delayed due to confusion of direction.
But if you’re gonna troll you may wanna change you e-mail address @Myjuicywetbox and @’slay_hive'(who you are not). LMAO!
Yassss Missy Elliot is living for Rihs James Joint on Twitter! Rih just keeps getting praised ! I live!
Lol at the same tired Hive members perched on a Rih post. How many comments are y’all gunna leave? Pressed and pathetic…..
Don’t act like the Gavy aren’t sitting on here waiting for the next Beyonce post. There is a reason Beyonce’s posts get the most comments on this site. booboo
Sadly, they don’t! Y’all flock to the Rih posts soon as their submitted. It’s like y’all are subscribed by email or text message as soon as a Rih post goes up. And Rihanna posts always have the most comments cause the H** and all the lessor fanbases join together and team up. It’s very cute though. And TGJ already made their post about Rihanna having had the most visited post on their site. Beyonce is drying out hanging on to that 2 year old album. Maybe next year?
If 45s “smashed” WW why hasn’t she released the album yet? Usually when she “smashes” the album comes soon after!.
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That contrived honky tonk mess didn’t impact pop culture like SLAY in Love. That boring mess is already forgotten about. HaHaHa
But its close to selling more then DIL already lol I wonder what the overall sales are worldwide??? lmao
Fourfive is nearing 2x platinum
W**** in love sold 2.8 million after over a year and its the only single the h/I/v can brag about from the porno album kkii
Drunk in Love was released as a single nearly a week after Beyonce already released the album! Everyone bought the Double Platinum album and its STILL 3x Platinum. An urban song at that!!! Girl BYYYEEE! When will Rihanna release an album first? #SinglesArtist
Beyonce didn’t release any singles first because she knew they would flop. (Remember the singles from ‘4’)? Instead she force fed that non creative a$$ album down your thirsty throats. With no option to buy select songs you HAD to buy the album as a whole. Remember when Drunk in Love was #2 for just ONE week and then it slipped down the charts like a whale on a waterslide? Rihanna’s singles are already inches away from outperforming all of Bey’s last singles without needing 2 years to do so. But everybody already knew that
Those front loaded sales did not help with longetivity seeing as Beyonce stalled at 3.8 million worldwide with horrible single sales.
The album topped Billboard 200 for THREE weeks though. with the following two weeks selling over 300k. How is that frontloaded b****? The album sold Five Million WW with four plartinum singles. She sold more than UNA and TTT! STAWP!
5 mill Hun…
5 million? Lol the inflation
No the inflation is thinking Rihbolas sold 240 mill records…
I never said 240 million but multiple other sources have including her label. We all know that she’s at least sold over 180 million records. Quite a feat for a 27 year old island girl without a father in the industry or girl group to provide a foundation!
Rih was just spotted with Kuk Harrel and her manager in the studio! Praying to god she’s done recording finally!
As long as she doesn’t release it exudively to that flop tidal site
Don’t do it Right
Camel and his wife trying to set you up
Maybe she will do an SNL skit while she’s there.
Right hopefully she will! Her Shy Ronnie skits were hilarious! She’s a way better natural actress then Bey could ever be! Must be horrible to have almost everything in the world except personality! Lol
Come Correct when you type my faves name. LOL when I shade Rihanna, you will be well aware of it 😉
IKR!!! That Razzie award was so deserving!!! *slow claps*
How do you know she’s a better actress than Beyonce when she won her a razzie for her first cameo and has only done voice over in an animation film? Bitxh check Beyonce’s resume. No one is hiring Rihanna for acting roles. Lmaooo not you clinging to a damn SNL skit. I cant !
Like I said ” natural” actress…Rih has been offered many roles so please sit! Her boxoffice catalogue is solidified seeing as Home has already made triple its budget!
Lame af, I was checking 4 a skit so I could have me a good KII. Rihanna couldn’t act even if someone punched her in the face with a golden globe and told her to cry on camera.
How the hell do you know if she’s an natural actress if she only has one role girl? A role she won a razzie for. Home’s success had nothing to do with Rihanna. It is an animation film and they usually do well. LaQuisha from your hood could have done the voice of the character and it still would have succeeded. The navy is so damn delusional.
Home was built around Rihannas name the movie did well because of her
Girl STFU! those little kids don’t give a damn about Rihanna. It is a car too. Let’s see her in a serious role and then holler back at me. Lol
Lmaoooooo@ slay hive. Clearly beyonce didn’t release an album first. Grown woman which she performed everywhere and bow down
The lies and self drag lmaoooooooooooooooo!
But it’s okay. At least she released 20 videos. Lmaooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But where were they on iTunes or the radio??? They were simply added to the tour and used in adverts… Now sit the f*** dooooown!!!
Ummm Grown Woman wasnt an official single released to radio like FourFiveForeheads, American Flopygen, or BBHMM….and Bow Down was a buzz track. So sit!
B**** Grown Woman was performed a few times on her TOUR!! Not the Grammy’s, Jimmy Kimmel, IHeart Radio, and SNL!!! You are dragging yourself girl! Those were not official singles hun! Lmaooo
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I’m not going to even respond to that Bow Down mess. Your struggle is real babe.
Still scared to release that album I see! Flop coconut head ass b**** kii
YAWN. On to the next one! Ciara this is your chance to make a huge comeback. Tinashe the coast is clear for you too #RLATE
She probably will give them their best ratings this season as she did with Jimmy Kimmel. I see they saved thier finale for the Queen!
This is rihanna BIONIC ERA lol rihanna is releasing rlea singles, not just buzz singles like beydid yet nothing is catching. Four flopped seconds and bbhmm both singles flopped. That interlude song which we also know is on the album is str8 garbage. The only 2 songs rihanna has that might be remembered years from now is we found love and stay this album will not even go plat
And what will you be remembered for??
You have bigger concerns (pun intended).
The only things you should be staning for is @leancuisine and @treadmills.
You picture should be rated V= Vomit..
Rihanna doesn’t have the full and healthy career that Beyonce has. I always knew she couldn’t afford to go 3 years with no album lol she actually thinks James blunt or whatever its called is a good song, lol ki
May 16thh Lool I think she’s gonna drop the album in June
Imagine if R8 and the joint album both dropped on ITunes the same day Lool huntyyy the meltdowns would be REALLLL
Death at the Hive occupying this post more then their faves post right beneath!
Shows who really are the most pressed and concerned!
My faces post has over 100 shares and no Stan war compared to this one which has 40 shares. Lmaooo if we weren’t in here no one would care. Let me leave. *smooches*
The moment Beyonce decided it was finally time to put an end to rihannas career..
http://25.media.tumblr.com/c044211281cdb48db75d67b799a8a564/tumblr_mxqudtM1N21qej93ko3_250.gif
The day the Ghostbusters came after you for eating all the Twinkie’s® in the universe…
https://youtu.be/d-sALU_hveA
‘s in a couple weeks. we’ll see what…
everybody gonna watch. fills quota. and good or bad… it’s something. @sam look ahead… “paycheck”. you can smoke some on the SUNday. 😀
I’m pretty sure this performance will be funniest skit of the night and possibly any of the SNL skits considering how her live “vocals” are parodies of those engineered goat yodels she and bitter Marsha call vocals… #SOSFindHerTalent
No room to talk. Rihanna sounds miles better than your old cow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-qiKCv06uI
Really? This video says otherwise. Sorry EJ Johnson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFiNtDNmvSI&sns=em
It’s LIVE, can’t say the same about your cow. I can’t wait til they find her in a tub, oh wait, she won’t fit into one. Maybe a pool.
What’s the purpose of bragging on a live performance when it’s terrible? Secondly, she’s using a backtrack and still off key. Lastly, that may be live, but this isn’t… 🙁
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnRLDD_rQ2E&sns=em
I’m not sure what direction Rihanna and her team are going in this round.
However, I will be perched to see what she gonna do on SNL.
Oh how easily we forget.
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” a source as saying that Beyoncé has shelved more than 50 songs she’s been working on and decided to start over because she’s unhappy with the direction of the record and has yet to find a theme.”
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http://www.eonline.com/news/442548/beyonce-rep-smacks-down-rumors-new-album-is-delayed-because-singer-lacks-direction
Lol Marshmallow up there getting pressed with his soft ass. Hush before the Hive drags you by the glue residue that is barely holding your synthetic wig (AGAIN).
Girl don’t drag rih too bad, you’re one of the only Slayriah stans I like and I’m excited bother (Slayriah) and rih. Could you imagine Mariah doing a dancehall themed single? They love her in jamaica
You know I LOVE you and adore Riri, but as long as Moody Mandy continues to be pressed over Mariah and comment bitterly…. i apologize to you and LB ahead of time love.
I just REALLY hope it’s not AO again -_-
FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP
This post has become so messy! Lol! The stand of some of my favorite artists are going ham! Damn!
https://youtu.be/1sONfxPCTU0
*stans
But T.I.T.S, it’s all the old lady’s fault. She acts like talking about Mariah is going to get the government to add a few more dollars on her EBT card. Tell Bitter Malaysia to keep M-I-M-I off his power bottom lips and stay delusional on the thing that some code name Rihanna’s “talent”.
Girl I hear you. It’s just unfortunate almost every post comes to this.
*sighs*
I must admit, it is becoming very tiring.
FLOP!
Lolll, those ciara stans are kissing the beyhives asses coz they expect the hive to save their flopping queen ciara bt I’m sure the hive know better. Bt let me not call ciara a flop b4 her album comes out, we all know she is going to sell more than 2albums ww kikiki right?
they better pray Rihanna dont do a surprise album drop on may 4th
Her song b**** better have my money is number 17 on charts broad