Who knew ‘The Voice’ had such a funny-bone?
The NBC hit has just announced the name of its new Key Advisor and its none-other than Rihanna.
Full story below…
The 27-year-old will serve in the role in the upcoming 9th season of the talent-search – it was confirmed moments ago:
RT to welcome @rihanna as Season 9’s Key Advisor! #VoiceRIHveal pic.twitter.com/whMSX5ZE4p
— The Voice (@NBCTheVoice) August 13, 2015
Season 9 of ‘The Voice’ begins airing next month and will also welcome back Gwen Stefani to its panel of “coaches.”
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Perplexed? So are we.
Ms. Fenty struggles to find the right key for her own voice, so one has to wonder how she’ll lead anyone else to their vocal breath-through.
Needless to say, ‘The Voice’ just entered itself into the comedy category at next year’s Emmys.
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How when the people she’s meant to be “advising” are capable of easily outsinging her?
Although she’s not the best, it’s possible she has a great ear. She could help those with superior skills be THEIR best! I don’t watch this show though so not sure what an advisor would do that a coach doesn’t…
typically the people who advise are vocalists OR writers
she’s neither
this is clearly for ratings
but sleigh @ Ciara inspiring all the girls to try to get NBC gigs
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Then the pic TGJ used ????????????????
Ummhh, so is this for real?
I’m speechless
Wtf is the voice key advisor? And why would they choose Goathanna?
They has to advise the people on vocal techniques and stage presence stuff like that etcc ???????? lmaoooo
*Screams* Do they not know Rihanna isn’t capable of that herself? Hell Rihanna needs the vocal advisor kii.
You dumb hairy ass ugly ass broke b**** limp d*** crusty booty having B****
Why you hating on Rihanna? You should be wishin they would pick c-error to be an advisor that would atleast bump those horrible ass sales the b**** Got
This is a joke right? Someone needs to advise her ass! Wtf?The struggle this era is real!
Getting hired by the voice is a struggle now? Lol. Key advisor can mean anything. You guys are so simple minded and one routed. She will collect her coin and boost ratings per usual.
But who can she advise on vocal ability and stage presence, when she’s an overall hot mess herself?!???? She needs to be advised! Lol I bet If she had a hit single and an album release date, she wouldn’t give this “job” a thought. Just anything to help keep her fading name out there since her flop singles can’t! Ha! Get money biitch!! ✌
One of the contestants should sing Bow Down/I Been On! lol
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Rihanna and Selena arethe key advisors lmaooooooooo I guess we can no longer this show “the voice”
Rihanna and Selena are the key advisors lmaoooooooooooooo I guess we can no longer call this show the voice
LMAO yall pressed! She still outsings all the the other coaches so whatever.
This just means one thing: the album is coming, usually the Key Advisor is during the Knockouts round so that’s about 2 weeks airtime. She is definitely promoting something, I just hope is the album and not a single.
I’m thinking she’s premiering a new single in the VMA which are on August 30th and then release the album by the time she makes an appearance at The Voice (last week of October / first of November). Perfect timing!
Oh and btw Samantha, do your job for once, Christina Aguilera is not coming back this season, Gwen Stefani is.
She can’t out sing the drunk guy at the local karaoke bar much less actual singers.
So it’s not a problem that Pharrell is on The Voice who doesn’t sing or Nicki Minaj doing American Idol who isn’t a singer but of course since its Rihanna it’s a problem. Remember y’all said how can’t Rih sing FFS live but slayed your entire exsistence (Sam) at the Grammys. Her checks still coming in at the end of the day boo. Voice will still get millions of viewers that sounds like a win to me ????
Pharrel can hold a tune, but no one was defending Onika either. Neither Rihanna nor Onika should ever advise anyone when it comes to vocals.
He can but I’m saying he’s not a singer. Yet he won the voice last season with great coaching.
Their rating is falling big time. They are using Rihanna to bring people back. To be truthful the show sucks. When Cleo Green and that other chick left the show started going down hill.
“LMAO yall pressed! She still outsings all the the other coaches so whatever”
So you’re telling me Rihanna can outsing Xtina, Adam Levine, and Blake? Yea I think not sit tf down.
Adam and Blake yes, Christina is not coming this season so yes he can outsing Gwen
#DEATH @ the reach. Gwen can actually sing and GASP move around on stage. Not sound and look like a comatose patient while on stage.
I like Rihanna but she can not outsing Blake on his worse day. You clearly have never checked out his music
And all of you ratchet pressed b****** you won’t come for rihanna when taylor swift has been a key advisor too and we all know she can’t sing for s***
And the chorus sings AAAMMMEEEENNN
Well I’ll agree with you here. Taylor and Rihanna are on the same boat vocally.
Jokes of these talent competitions: Britney,Nicki,Rihanna, Shakira, Gwen etc
None of those girls can sing but are being hired for singing competitions? Smh a damn JOKE!!!!
Says a CIARA Stan. Girl please give your feet a rest and have a damn seat. The ONLY reason why Ciara didn’t make it past 2006 was the fact that she has no vocal strength. Also, Shakira has an AMAZING voice that is one of the strongest of the millennial generation.
Rihanna and Shakira both sound like dying goats so of course you’d use them both.
@Molly And CiError’s voice sounds like the moans of a prisoner being gangbanged by man Tyrone. You have NO room whatsoever to talk about artist and their voices
Screams@ispeak
Not a Caesar fan talking about vocals
Ciara’s vocals are weak, but she’s not trying to advise anyone on their vocals… Rihanna is. ????
LMAO! The comments on this post is about to be epic. Lol Im still laughing at the title of this post.
People getting performance advise from Rihanot? Ive got a better chance of getting sobber tips from Lindsay
This b**** is doing everything but releasing that album…what is she scared of???….????B
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Look at the HIVe immediately posting… #ThatRihannaReignStillWontLetUp
That imaginary “reign” ended in 2012. Catch up! It’ll be a year since she released four five contrived seconds, soon. And still no album!!! *screams and cackles loud like a big country woman*????????????
That reign let up? says someone who stans for an artist who’s last hit was when George Bush was in office and Blue Ivy was just a swimmer in Jay Z’s sack. Have a seat
Actually Beyonce’s last top three hit was last year and has had several urban hits from her last album. Since 2008, Bey has had a platinum album, a double platinum album, ten Grammy’s, and record breaking world tours. Rihanna hasn’t had a multi-platinum plaque since an album rerelease and a Chris Brown Knuckle Sandwich! A true reigning Queen can rleaae without the aide of a promoted $1 single. Where that album at??
@SlayHIVe so many excuses to why the “Queen” hasn’t seen the top of the charts since when the Razr phone was a thing. It’s funny about you mentioning “urban” hits like those really matter.
What excuses biitch? Bey was just at the top of the charts last year @ #2. Rihanna hasn’t seen another top ten or anything above #4 with all of her wack overpromoted singles this era tho. The point is, the charts don’t define Bey’s career like it does for your fave. Without a hit, your fave is nothing. Clearly the reason her album release date is still nonexistent! ???? Funny that you say urban hits don’t matter, when Crackanna tried hard with ‘B**** Better Be A Washed Up Thott’ and FAILED miserably.???? That wack contrived bootleg thriller knockoff, that required her entire net worth didn’t even help!!????
That reign won’t let up? I say where. The only thing that ain’t letting up is her clutches on that album and its release date
@ISpeak her last hit was when Bush was in office? That’s mad cute. You should speak when. your girl just had the longest time without releasing her album. The breakdown is real
Lol this is ridiculous. The only judges who can sing this season are Blake Sheldon and Adam and his performances are hit and miss. Gwen and Pharell arent great singers. They also have Selena and Missy Elliot as advisors this season and neither are considered vocalist. Just because you’re not a great singer doesn’t mean you can’t tell when someone is off key or flat. Besides that this show hasn’t produced any stars. Having a great voice is useless if you dont have that it factor. That’s probably why they’re bringing in different stars like Rihanna, so they can finally produce a music star.
Omg Christina loves rihanna, I hope they get to meet at some point
The Rihanna fan said Rihanna can outsing Blake LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im done.
Once I read this on Twitter….I knew that yall was gon’ be up here TRYING Rih…no shade, it’s IRONY tho. She’s gotten better….right?
Rihanna can out sing ANY and EVERY poptart out now. Y’all acting like Gwen, Taylor, Ciara, Selena, Meghan, Ellie, Lana and Katy even could ever properly sing Diamonds. She’s no Whitney or Mariah but she’s a lot better than the other poptarts who y’all stan for
Oh yes! This was beautiful. She brought me to tears(literally ????). Taylor could never with such technique!
http://youtu.be/ZTmaBqMngX4
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I prefer this one where She received her ICON award.
???? Sounds the same to me. Same out of tune yodeling with basic to no technique. Her studio recordings are far better and that’s not saying much! The navy is so easily impressed.
I’d prefer to see a video of her winning the Western Hemisphere Award for inspiring today’s youth to “suck her côckiness, and lick her puss-ŷuasion’…. But then again… Didn’t the naïvy lie and make that award up ????
@SlayHIVe Oh you HIVe are even easier to be impressed. Like Beyonce covers vogue wearing the exact same hair and ourfit from 3 years ago and you guys are salivating. Rihanna would never. You all stan for a boring, basic chick that’s only needed on a stage to dance just like a circus m*****
@ispeakthruthnofallacy
Rihanna sounds like a bag of llamas
You Stan for someone who’s main tactic is to switch up her fruit loops coloured wigs every album, and each time the naïvy go out and ruin their slicked back edges and try to imitate her hairstyles ????????
When all else fails,resort to fashion talk????????. I guess that’s her only talent. Still salty that Beyonce got the cover of the most important vogue issue of the year and not the fashion “icon” Hahah seethe. They want someone with influence who can sell their magazine. I rather Stan for Beyoncé,than some crack head,none singing talentless industry thot, with
the stage presence of a rock who is only usuable and attractive with pounds of makeup or when she’s bent over in front of a camera!
@Anna Rihanna had girls of every culture and socioeconomic background around the WORLD shaving off their head. What kind of global cultural impact has Beyonce sent around the world besides the deflating of her pregnant belly on Australian tv? The b*tch is so damn retarded. Instead of buying her next album you should go buy her Hooked on Phonics
B**** BEY gone! Rihanna didnt even start that hair trend, Cassie did.
@SlayHIVe Again, no one, outside of men who use the word hunty and shop at Top Shop, actually care about Beyonce’s cover espeically since we’ve seen a multitude of Rihanna with a different style each time! I’m actually happy for Bey, she deserves something especially since a corny, basic, twig white girl completely stole 2014 from her. I rather stan for my girl who’s cemented in music historih with 13 #1 hits meanwhile Bey can’t even surpass Janet which was 20 years ago…
No one cares yet Beyoncé’s vogue covers sell wayyy better than the fashion “icon’s”? HA! I guess Rihanna’s white washed welfare recipients and white trash trailer park dwelling fans can’t afford anything over a $1! I’d rather Stan for someone who will always be remembered for their talent and influence over little silly meaningless $1 pop tunes that are forgotten within six months!
@Tyler HAHAHA…Who Tf is Cassie? You know damn well it was Rihanna who started the trend. Nice try though
@SlayHIVe Beyonce has NO classics. NO ONE in Malaysia, Australia, or South Korea knows any of her music outside of single ladies. Meanwhile, they’re probably still playing We Found Love at every local club. As much as you try to diminish Rih’s accomplishments, 13 #1 hits is SET in music history FOREVER. What ACTUAL music feats does Beyonce have? I mean a corny, non-dancing, non-singing, basic white girl outsold her. Wasn’t 2014 supposed to be her year?
B**** what classics does Rihanna have?(She doesn’t even think her hits are classic..death at WFL????) Her generic music isn’t even taken seriously enough to win grammys. Beyonce has twenty and is the most nominated artist in Grammy history! That’s a music accomplishment. The charts are the only thing that seem to matter to the navy because that’s the only thing your fave excels in. Not any longer tho. Beyonce has more accomplishments to her name, is more diverse, way MORE respected, MULTI TALENTED and is the most awarded singer alive! Funny that you say Taylor stole 2014 from Beyonce, bit she has also outsold your fave without 50 generic #1 hits EASILY and is one of the main reasons why Rihanna hasn’t released her album yet. The audacity!!
@Anna You see girl, Beyonce and her performances are the issue here! There’s nothing that she provides the music world besides a 1, 2 step and a booty pop on stage. Her WHOLE career relevance is based on a stage. Her trying to get another hit is like the old woman in the club looking to ‘score’ for the night to prove that she still has it. For the sake of not turning into the NEW Madonna, I’d advise her to start taking acting seriously, but I’d guess that’d be hard if memorizing a script presents itself to be a challenge. By this point, I bet Blue Ivy is on a higher reading level than her own mother. What a shame…
Huh?!!!!! ???? , correct me if I’m mistaken, but the shaved head on one side was popularised by Cassie years before Hohanna copied it LOL! And if these girls really did shave off their heads just to copy a goat-voiced bum b*tch, then you cemented my claims about the Nazi being Naīve. LMAO as I’ve stated countless times before, the Navi aka Slavi will do anything their faithful master commands, even if it means hacking off their own edges. I need to sell you hypocritical thots some Jamaican Black Caster Oil and some damn common sense!
Meghan can sing….
At this point I’m skim reading the first and last sentences of your comments, because you talk to damn much. Last time I checked the entire world can perfectly understand Beyonce, @ISpeakBullshīt&Lies why don’t you transcribe this conversation Hoęhanna is having with her relative, because I can’t understand a damn thing!
https://youtu.be/y432iwEl_Z4?t=16m34s
I thought Whitney Houston was the most awarded female artist of all time. At least that’s what GBWR says
I have a feeling the nazi goat herders are still seething in the Beyoncé post, instead of defending their pet goat in this post ???????????????????? what is she going to be teach them to do, huh? Yodel and groan under a studio mic with pro-tools? IT CANNOT BE THE HARD?!?!
Girl ain’t nobody concerned, pressed, actually gives a f*** about Beyonce’s vogue cover that we’ve seen Rihanna cover DOZENS of times around the world especially since she’s sporting that tired, ‘money shot’ hair of hers we all saw 3 years ago. #SoBasic
LMAO fan you’ve actually scrolled up and down that entire post to thumb down my comments along with the rest of positive comments, like an outcast. Do you even understand how stupid you sound?! If I recall correctly wasn’t you going back and forth with me for a half hour about an argument that was already lost. Definition of PRESSEDT,
Oh no baby girl I don’t argue whatsoever, I state facts then move along. Also, tell me how does it feel to worship a basic b*tch? Say what you want about Rihanna, but you blindly follow someone who has no personality, no creativity, and who can’t even articulate meanwhile she’s AMERICAN! My fave has the same number of #1 hits as Michael Jackson, therefore I can never be pressed.
Are you really trying to compare goatherdhanna to Michael Jackson?! Were you not present at the Mariah/Rihanna comparison post were Navi were caught up in the bloodbath, lmao hell even they were admitting that the comparison was a reach. Do not mention MJ and your thot in the same sentence, ever again. You’ve already made multiple false claims today, and each of them was contradicted with concrete evidence courtesy of Moi. I wouldn’t go around making idiotic comments and claiming they were facts, If i were you.
Loose booty b**** have several seats have you seen Rihanna’s live performances on X factor her Grammy performance of we found love b**** please not every artist sounds perfect
I’m a Rihanna fan and I stand by my b**** because my b**** is not some fake wanting to be perfect attention stealing hypocrite.
Sincerest Apologies, reading that slore of pathetic excuses was so tiring I had to take a mvthafvcking nap. You nazi’s are basic af, bragging about 2 performances out of the thousands of underwhelming live performances she’s accumulated over her 10 year career span, (which began while you were still a toddler judging by the immaturity of your comments). Do the hive have to quote specific Beyonce performances and rank them? No because she consistently performs to a high standard, so practically any example can be used. If I hear one more naīvy quote that diamonds performance, I’m going to stop being so damn pleasant with you nonchalant hœs.
*teaching
B**** the only reason I am ranking her performances is be side your dumbass is in a Rihanna post slandering her like the same idiot who continues to make articles about her when he doesn’t even like her. Ya both STUPID I don’t like that wanna be perfect b**** beyonce but you don’t see me keeping up with her gossip making sure I let her fans know how much I hate her and I think she sucks no I don’t do any of that because I don’t waste my time
B**** you are PRESSED and Rihanna is doing exactly what your hatin ass does keep her name in your mouth
Aww my comments hurt like a closed fist don’t they? Maybe I should tone it down, because clearly too many parents out there don’t have sufficient parental locks on their PCs, and they let their kids troll the internet at all hours. The Nazi’s are getting exactly what they deserve, I don’t mention that thing you stan for until one of your fellow deceased fandom comes for Beyonce – and if you get dragged in the crossfire, then that’s your own damn fault. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG LADY!
Is this even serious? LMAO
The Ghost Whisperer
*GOAT
Maybe she should lip synch like your fave does
Or maybe she could sing in front of an empty stadium audience like bird?
Why? She would sound like a goat being thrown off of a balcony either way….
@Ispeakthetruthnofallacy
Beyonces retarded??? Ummm, Rihanna stayed in an off and on relationship with the man who beat her to a bloody pulp…but youre calling Beyonce retarded???
You deserved to be Chris Browned for that comment.
Or maybe she could pay back all those songwriters she’s stolen from? Maybe that’s why they’ve been garnishing each of those checks she gets for those performances and Forbes decreased her net worth by $300 million
But Tyeisha..your fave married a man that punched a female fan in the face..why do you keep trying that tired CB drag kii
@Tyler Beyonce can’t even READ, TALK, let alone articulate. She’s soooooo dumb. Like it proves no matter how many millions you have; intelligence is a fundamental necessity. She is so lucky to be Beyonce, because there is literally nothing else she could do in life. She’s bland like a bag of Uncle Bens’ steamed rice.
Rihanna CAN sing. she a better vocalist than Ciara, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez, Kelly Rowland, and so many more. she’s just NOT a great singer. if only she sounded like California King Bed and FFS on most of her songs. saying Rihanna cant sing is purely out of hate.
“Bey, she deserves something especially since a corny, basic, twig white girl completely stole 2014 from her.”
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What?? Beyoncé owned 2014 and didn’t even promote. Taylor didn’t release until the end of 2014. Taylor completely stole rihanna’s shine biitch. Still hasn’t released that album after almost a year. Biitch is scared! The irony
C’mon SlayHiv+ there’s no need to subliminally speak about me; just @ me next time! Furthermore, Why would Rihanna be scared of Taylor especially when Taylor does nothing but copy Rihanna (ie. Taylor’s knock off “I Knew You Were Trouble” to Rihanna’s We Found Love). Taylor and Beyonce have the same white demographic that they appeal to. Taylor is now America’s innocent sweetheart; not Beyonce. That’s why she had to be a REDUCTIVE Rihanna that last album and tried to be ratchet #BasicBiitchBey
What do you mean subliminally speak about you, when I quoted your statement?? There was no need to address you, when I knew you were bringing your bitter delusional ass into my reply box anyway.
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Why would Rihanna be scared of Taylor???? Because she completely stole her pop mainstream shine, a hit single out of the gate and a 5x Multi Platinum album. She has completely stepped into Rihanna’s lane and is doing it quite better!
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I DIED @ you saying Taylor and Beyoncé appeal to the same demographic. The most delusional thing I’ve ever read on here.Beyonce is an urban/R&B pop star. Taylor is not. Rihanna has trend hopped for years in favor of Taylor’s demographic and that is her claim to fame. Rihanna didnt invent “ratchet”, she is only a fake little island girl who was created by Def Jam. Beyonce has always been urban and has never abandoned her core audience for a quick pop/edm hit. Beyonce did ratchet better according to her album sales and five #1 urban hits from last era. Taylor snatched her pop lane and Beyoncé is killing her with urban. She has no place anymore, the reason her album hasn’t been released in nearly a year. You can only fake it to you make it for so long!
B**** you better take that s*** the f*** back and rotate this was TAYLORS year and I don’t even like the b**** her album SOLD OUT in all targets
B**** 1989 has sold more copies than that piece of s*** over tried beyonce album
^hes trying to change the subject because Taylor snatched the porno album effortlessly even with the surprise release gimmick. Rih and Taylor coexist, Taylor slays but Rih is the best selling digital artist
BIH…. ????????????????????????
I’m getting my life off these comments but I’m also getting my life off of that title along so they have Notuneanna Stiffanna Fenty being an advisor for the Voice singing competition I just can’t CTFU just like Slay hive said she’s doing everything but releasing her album for me personally I rather see her on Americas Next Top Model but oh well so all I have to say is gone head Robin Rihanna Fenty or shall I say Notuneanna Stiffanna Fenty
Bleed the hell out of those poor contestants ears with your I think it is what you call vocals while giving your special advice SMDH where’s Ann Nesby with the Sound of Blackness when you need them lord is anybody available!
@Anna Rihanna had girls of every culture and socioeconomic background around the WORLD shaving off their head.
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Huh?!!!!! 😆 , correct me if I’m mistaken, but the shaved head on one side was popularised by Cassie years before Hohanna copied it LOL! And if these girls really did shave off their heads just to copy a goat-voiced bum b*tch, then you cemented my claims about the Nazi being Naīve. LMAO as I’ve stated countless times before, the Navi aka Slavi will do anything their faithful master commands, even if it means hacking off their own edges. I need to sell you hypocritical thots some Jamaican Black Caster Oil and some damn common sense!
Again, who tf is Cassie? She’s a concubine to an old producer. When the school girls in Tokyo shaved off their head, do you honestly think they did it to copy Cassie? Again, no matter how much the HIVe try to diminish Rih’s accomplishment, that movement, along with every social trend since 2008, can be attributed to Rihanna. She is our generation’s “she did it first.” Continue on hating, but that will only make her more successful #ThatRihannaReignSTILLWontLetUp
Rihanna clearly copied Cassie, and as I said above, you Nazi’s are dragging yourselves with such pride, talking about how proud you were to shave off your sideburns and hairlines just because your overhyped b*tch did it. And how can you say every ‘social trend’ since 2008 to present was the result of Rihanna, again you’re talking out of your ass. Do you even know the definition of ‘social trend’.
Not certain people in here still typing up essays when they claimed to be at work not too long ago. You sure have alot of free time to be working kii
it’s 9pm, in the UK… LMFAO but bítch I ain’t mad at you for following my every move! Yes stan for me b*tch, 🙂
At this point I’m skim reading the first and last sentences of your comments, because you talk to damn much. Last time I checked the entire world can perfectly understand Beyonce, @ISpeakBullshīt&Lies why don’t you transcribe this conversation Hoęhanna is having with her relative, because I can’t understand a damn thing!
https://youtu.be/y432iwEl_Z4?t=16m34s
We all know this is about the business, money and rating. Let the girl be ooohhhhhhhhhh. #Floored
Chile I can’t at RihIdiot’s self drag thinking it can advise anyone about vocals when it needs a 10 year vocal training its damn self. Does this untalented W H O R E not know that singing is not the reason she’s famous? Delusional Crackheaded S*****.
Drag that fat foreheaded h**
*FLATLINES* @ ‘fat foreheaded h**’, you know i’m burrowing that line next time ! kii
Who said she was advising on vocals ? Kii shouldn’t you worry about the struggle print tour barely filling seats
LMAO are we really going to do this dance again? This is the emptiest i’ve ever seen a stadium, and the fact that she called herself ‘irrelevant’ on twitter made me know that the Hive really did destroy her self esteem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs_Gx416zw0
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And that wasnt her concert so whats your point? You keep trying that recycled drag and you get the same response everytime. You must be a high school out your fave. Its not like you have anything else to do. Is your McDonalds shift over now? You were seething for hours even during your shift..which you were working according to you kii but you still had time to type your usual tired essays all day
YOU’RE CREEPY AF! I work in an office with my own desk so I can type whatever tf I want, when I want, while jealous hœs like you seethe over me across the globe. Imagine that, you’re in the dusty streets of ATL seething over me while i’m thousands of miles away making BANK. You need to get over your lil obsession with me, and worry about that promotion you’ve been eyeballing at Cinnabon. Those buns won’t glaze themselves!
Dont make me call your Shift Leader and tell them you’ve been using up the free Mcdonalds WiFi trolling blogs while you were supposed to be making someone’s Big Mac
You set yourself up to be dragged every time
LMAO is this the best you can come up with Mark? I’ve been saying that you’ve been working at Wendy’s and Dunkin Donut’s for months now and you think resurrecting my old material is going to phase me? (Oh and I did a lil experiment, and trolled with the name ‘NoManShe’ and ‘Ateka’ on the JoJo & Tinashe posts, and David did not expose me, just like he’s not exposing you right now as Mark911′). #SOS
Lmao you sound like a fool. Okay you were trolling other usernames? That’s not unlike the hive+ how pathetic. You were the one saying Mark and I were avoiding each other and not commenting on the same posts for fear of getting exposed now even though we commented together within days of the “troll exposing” and continue to do so. Your theory was dumb admit it and move along, nice to see your still coming up with nonsense as to why the exposure didnt happen tho
April fools in August?
You hives+ are so pathetic lol trolling as a Monica Stan
Monica stans are classy , you hive+ trash can be spotted a mile away
The only trash is Keri Hilson babe. Why you mad?
Who’s mad? Kii
The help could never upset me
I really wonder what kind of advice she could offer especially when it comes to VOCALS. I mean, she had that flop tv show about modeling or something like that, not only it didn’t go anywhere but she didn’t have anything to say. Rihanna is not a great vocalist, I really don’t see her having knowledgement on vocal techniques to give anyone a tip. As far as we know, she pretty much follows what the way the demo singer sang the song, and call it a day. They even had Ester Dean doing background vocals for her at on point.
DEATH JUST SEEN THE VIDEO OF KERI HILSON PERFORMING FOR GHOST.
Dance like were making love is ghost on the charts though
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Like your fav being ghost to the entire music industry.
That’s Caesar you’re thinking of, Keri’s past albums have outsold Trannyaras.
Despite what people think Rihanna can sing.They called her because she actually sings live!! Sam is seething! Rihanna isn’t a low key singer.She can go high and can do vibrato.Check stay,Russian Roulette, What Now etc.
all I see is lies sis… Rihanna can’t sing face it.
Rihanna is a better singer than cierror,that’s for sure.
She does not sound good singing live. You’re not saying much. Lol
It’s my opinion b**** Unoriginal ho stop stealing my username. You’re thief just like your fav.
Hey, if Paula Abdul and Jennifer Lopez can be named judges on a vocal competition, why not Rihanna lol.
“Monica Stan” = Slay_Hive or Molly
And you’re clearly KeriQween you stay obsessing over me and slay_hive.
Molly has got no life
Melvin is pathetic. It only comes out when the hive+ is around and trolls 24/7. No wonder flop like were making love can’t chart
Apparently he stans for Beyonce now, that man has an addiction to kissing as$, he needs a life, or a girlfriend, or start saving up for his reassignment surgery or something.
You b****** stay discussing Me and The hive kiii….
LB
I’m not surprised Melvin was also a Stan for Iggy until it realized it was unpopular to stan for her here..she’s a weak clinging b****
And you have no walls faggottt…
@KrustyQueen Ciara has sold over 25 MILLION records how about Keri?
Keri’s networth is still more and as I told you before her two albums outsold the two albums manara released in the same year
How many total records has birdshit sold tho?
If you add up the sales of manaras past four albums it still wouldn’t sell more than Keri’s last. And during those four albums how many men has she been through?
Manara takes many L’s , you can never come for Keri. Not even with those sales you’re clinging to from 500 b.c.
Kiiii can’t answer the question I see… lol go back to cleaning LBs asshole sis.. No one takes your ugly ass seriously.
Ciara has out three times as much music as keri you imbecile. Keri has sold 8 million records with two albums.
And she’s still worth more than manara with much less music out kii your dragging yourself here
And manara has been out nearly 10 years how can someone who was musically active for 2-3 years be worth more?
You still haven’t answered Melvin, until then I need to not comment without the hive+ and perform your usual janitorial duties.
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Ever since I became cool with the HIVE LB and Mark have been extra salty towards me haha its a kii tho.
Lol yeah yeah typical Sam antics for people to post comments. Truth is he posts more about Rihanna then a fan site. Yawn** typical. Only thing more pathetic is the people falling for it, time after time. We all know Rihanna is more successful then sams little joke of a singer Beyoncé. Now she’s a good joke! LMFAO. Maybe if Sam wasn’t a part of this site. The site would have some creditably to its name & actually popular outside of its small community. With its Painfully obvious desperate attempts of comment grabbing ploys & one sided, Stan obsessed ” journalism” which in sams case ” journalism” is used very loosly; almost as loosly as the tightness of beyonces & sams buutttgina. I know I only come here for a good laugh, but with sight of sams horrid writing & yawn worth material, I’m starting the get over and it. Beyoncé fan girls should not be writers for urban blogs. But it does make for a good ol laugh!!
Rihanna is more successful than Beyoncé how? And please come up with more than singles.
The jokes on you fool. You’re steady checking for Sam’s site and his journalism, complaining, while he’s getting paid. Sam’s Rihanna shde sure does cause a lot of anger. Why not find you a better site?
well if you know how to read, I said all of that your comment doesn’t even make sense. The whole post of that post was pointing out what you just said, so why are you repeating me.. But again I’ll put it in simpler words for you since you don’t seem to be following. I said it amuzes me, reading you crazies comments. It’s insane. And I also come here for the other journals. You know the talented ones.
“The Caller” doesn’t answer to peasants like you. But just to amuse the fact that you are simple, for your answer please refer to common knowledge & ANY credible site. Thank you & kindly F&$@ yourself (:
All you had to say was you couldn’t come up with anything other than singles or just kept your mouth closed. Lol Now kindly eat a d*** d***** bag.
Lol, why is it with you Beyoncé fans that someone needs to continually state well known facts & source them? I’m not wasting any more time on you. Your desperation is real. And if it was Beyoncé with 13 #1s. Number ones! Which she isn’t even half way there after being around much longer .13 number one Makes her music number one over Beyoncé how many times? Can Beyoncé? I don’t think so. Because its Rihanna, is discreadited. Mariah Carey? No one calls her a singles artist. Because she’s not. Get real. Just because Beyoncé tours all the time & catchs people’s eyes with her man thighs. Does not make her God. And I’d like to see your sources saying Rihanna is not better. Oh yeah you won’t take the time either. I have a life. I’m not the one scrolling to the bottom of 700 comments & trolling lol. Who the heck does that? Your cool. I am now officially bored. I only say yours because it shows in my email. So please post your boring response. Your just a typical sheeple. Follow follow following blindly. Beyoncé wouldn’t give this time on you, I suggest you not to either. Go do something productive in your life. Goodbye fourty year old unemployed 250 pound gay man. I have a life To tend too ;p
Like I said nothing but singles that took yearly album releases to accomplish. If you’re bold enough to state a lie, than be bold enough to provide accurate receipts, when confronted. Take Rihanna’s basic and grammyless kiddy thot bop singles and shove them up your mud hole.
I lie? Rihanna has Grammys. Fact. Point proven lol and where’s your sources if your going to say that? Oh wait. I forgot the doesn’t apply to you. Hypocritical in every aspect of your life I see lol.
Girl these beyonce fans are so pressed they have to flock to a Rihanna post and throw shade cause they are clearly mad that whenever beyonce is brought up Rihanna is in the same sentence pressed ass b******
Why are Beyonce fans upset about Rihanna’s accomplishment? Every Time this girl does something, they rush to discredit her. Not only her, but whenever there’s an Aaliyah post, there Beyonce’s fan hating. No Ciara, No Brandy, No Rihanna, no MC fan hating, just one fan base. Same with TLC, all of the sudden they’re DC fans and hate. Ok, we get it, you hate Rihanna, so why are you here? 🙂
I thought she was scared to go on shows like that from her childhood.
BEEHOES ARE SO HYPOCRITICAL AND STUPID!!! WHY ARE ALL OF YOU UNTALENTED F*** JUDGING RIHANNA TELLING HER THAT SHE CAN’T SING, BUT THEN SAY “UNTALENTED” RIHANNA SHOULDN’T JUDGE SOMEONE’S SINGING. IGNORANT ASS B****** & THEY SWEAR UP AND DOWN THAT +1 ON THEIR COMMENTS MEANS THAT THEY R DRAGGING. I TRULY CAN NOT!!!!!
LOL!!!
They stay in these f****** comments!!!!!!!
Slay hive d*** riding loose booty ass is always in a Rihanna post running her D*** SUCKIN LIPS Molly is right behind her eaton that ass and then that other user dusty wig follows with the d****
These b****** are f***** pathetic if you hate Rihanna think she’s untalented why keep up with what she’s doing? Why are Ya so eager to know what projects she’s working on when the album I going to be released ya b****** are pathetic Rihanna is a hard working woman who not only released a movie this year but also worked on a fashion line released three singles made music for a movie soundtrack AND is now coming out with a perfume line she’s a business mogul something your fave will never be because she’s too f****** basic and wants to be perfect editing her f****** Instagram pics clap the f*** back!