The Irony: Rihanna Announced As ‘The Voice’ Key Advisor

Published: Thursday 13th Aug 2015 by Sam

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Who knew ‘The Voice’ had such a funny-bone?

The NBC hit has just announced the name of its new Key Advisor and its none-other than Rihanna.

Full story below…

The 27-year-old will serve in the role in the upcoming 9th season of the talent-search – it was confirmed moments ago:

Season 9 of ‘The Voice’ begins airing next month and will also welcome back Gwen Stefani to its panel of “coaches.”

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Perplexed? So are we.

Ms. Fenty struggles to find the right key for her own voice, so one has to wonder how she’ll lead anyone else to their vocal breath-through.

Needless to say, ‘The Voice’ just entered itself into the comedy category at next year’s Emmys.

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  1. BeyIsKing August 13, 2015

    How when the people she’s meant to be “advising” are capable of easily outsinging her?

    • Coily August 13, 2015

      Although she’s not the best, it’s possible she has a great ear. She could help those with superior skills be THEIR best! I don’t watch this show though so not sure what an advisor would do that a coach doesn’t…

      • FAF August 13, 2015

        typically the people who advise are vocalists OR writers
        she’s neither
        this is clearly for ratings
        but sleigh @ Ciara inspiring all the girls to try to get NBC gigs

    • You tried August 13, 2015

      ????????????????????????????????????????????

    • You tried August 13, 2015

      Then the pic TGJ used ????????????????

  2. Arie August 13, 2015

    Ummhh, so is this for real?

    • rosy August 13, 2015

      I’m speechless

  3. Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

    Wtf is the voice key advisor? And why would they choose Goathanna?

    • MsYonce August 13, 2015

      They has to advise the people on vocal techniques and stage presence stuff like that etcc ???????? lmaoooo

      • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

        *Screams* Do they not know Rihanna isn’t capable of that herself? Hell Rihanna needs the vocal advisor kii.

    • Rihanna’s biggest fan August 13, 2015

      You dumb hairy ass ugly ass broke b**** limp d*** crusty booty having B****

      Why you hating on Rihanna? You should be wishin they would pick c-error to be an advisor that would atleast bump those horrible ass sales the b**** Got

  4. ????Slay_Hive???? August 13, 2015

    This is a joke right? Someone needs to advise her ass! Wtf?The struggle this era is real!

    • Rihboy August 13, 2015

      Getting hired by the voice is a struggle now? Lol. Key advisor can mean anything. You guys are so simple minded and one routed. She will collect her coin and boost ratings per usual.

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        But who can she advise on vocal ability and stage presence, when she’s an overall hot mess herself?!???? She needs to be advised! Lol I bet If she had a hit single and an album release date, she wouldn’t give this “job” a thought. Just anything to help keep her fading name out there since her flop singles can’t! Ha! Get money biitch!! ✌

  5. MsYonce August 13, 2015

    Rihanna and Selena arethe key advisors lmaooooooooo I guess we can no longer this show “the voice”

  6. MsYonce August 13, 2015

    Rihanna and Selena are the key advisors lmaoooooooooooooo I guess we can no longer call this show the voice

  7. rta1913 August 13, 2015

    LMAO yall pressed! She still outsings all the the other coaches so whatever.

    This just means one thing: the album is coming, usually the Key Advisor is during the Knockouts round so that’s about 2 weeks airtime. She is definitely promoting something, I just hope is the album and not a single.

    I’m thinking she’s premiering a new single in the VMA which are on August 30th and then release the album by the time she makes an appearance at The Voice (last week of October / first of November). Perfect timing!

    Oh and btw Samantha, do your job for once, Christina Aguilera is not coming back this season, Gwen Stefani is.

    • OMG Logic!!! August 13, 2015

      She can’t out sing the drunk guy at the local karaoke bar much less actual singers.

  8. Queen Rih August 13, 2015

    So it’s not a problem that Pharrell is on The Voice who doesn’t sing or Nicki Minaj doing American Idol who isn’t a singer but of course since its Rihanna it’s a problem. Remember y’all said how can’t Rih sing FFS live but slayed your entire exsistence (Sam) at the Grammys. Her checks still coming in at the end of the day boo. Voice will still get millions of viewers that sounds like a win to me ????

    • OMG Logic!!! August 13, 2015

      Pharrel can hold a tune, but no one was defending Onika either. Neither Rihanna nor Onika should ever advise anyone when it comes to vocals.

      • Queen Rih August 13, 2015

        He can but I’m saying he’s not a singer. Yet he won the voice last season with great coaching.

    • james227 August 13, 2015

      Their rating is falling big time. They are using Rihanna to bring people back. To be truthful the show sucks. When Cleo Green and that other chick left the show started going down hill.

  9. Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

    “LMAO yall pressed! She still outsings all the the other coaches so whatever”

    So you’re telling me Rihanna can outsing Xtina, Adam Levine, and Blake? Yea I think not sit tf down.

    • rta1913 August 13, 2015

      Adam and Blake yes, Christina is not coming this season so yes he can outsing Gwen

      • OMG Logic!!! August 13, 2015

        #DEATH @ the reach. Gwen can actually sing and GASP move around on stage. Not sound and look like a comatose patient while on stage.

      • Selenator*Good For You* August 13, 2015

        I like Rihanna but she can not outsing Blake on his worse day. You clearly have never checked out his music

  10. rta1913 August 13, 2015

    And all of you ratchet pressed b****** you won’t come for rihanna when taylor swift has been a key advisor too and we all know she can’t sing for s***

    • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

      And the chorus sings AAAMMMEEEENNN

    • OMG Logic!!! August 13, 2015

      Well I’ll agree with you here. Taylor and Rihanna are on the same boat vocally.

  11. Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

    Jokes of these talent competitions: Britney,Nicki,Rihanna, Shakira, Gwen etc

    None of those girls can sing but are being hired for singing competitions? Smh a damn JOKE!!!!

    • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

      Says a CIARA Stan. Girl please give your feet a rest and have a damn seat. The ONLY reason why Ciara didn’t make it past 2006 was the fact that she has no vocal strength. Also, Shakira has an AMAZING voice that is one of the strongest of the millennial generation.

      • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

        Rihanna and Shakira both sound like dying goats so of course you’d use them both.

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @Molly And CiError’s voice sounds like the moans of a prisoner being gangbanged by man Tyrone. You have NO room whatsoever to talk about artist and their voices

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        Screams@ispeak

        Not a Caesar fan talking about vocals

      • no stan zone August 13, 2015

        Ciara’s vocals are weak, but she’s not trying to advise anyone on their vocals… Rihanna is. ????

  12. Lake Erie August 13, 2015

    LMAO! The comments on this post is about to be epic. Lol Im still laughing at the title of this post.

  13. Ms Beykim wants Bieber,One Direction,Miley Cyrus,Gaga and Beyonce (I wanna marry Bieber) August 13, 2015

    People getting performance advise from Rihanot? Ive got a better chance of getting sobber tips from Lindsay

  14. iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

    Look at the HIVe immediately posting… #ThatRihannaReignStillWontLetUp

    • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

      That imaginary “reign” ended in 2012. Catch up! It’ll be a year since she released four five contrived seconds, soon. And still no album!!! *screams and cackles loud like a big country woman*????????????

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        That reign let up? says someone who stans for an artist who’s last hit was when George Bush was in office and Blue Ivy was just a swimmer in Jay Z’s sack. Have a seat

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        Actually Beyonce’s last top three hit was last year and has had several urban hits from her last album. Since 2008, Bey has had a platinum album, a double platinum album, ten Grammy’s, and record breaking world tours. Rihanna hasn’t had a multi-platinum plaque since an album rerelease and a Chris Brown Knuckle Sandwich! A true reigning Queen can rleaae without the aide of a promoted $1 single. Where that album at??

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @SlayHIVe so many excuses to why the “Queen” hasn’t seen the top of the charts since when the Razr phone was a thing. It’s funny about you mentioning “urban” hits like those really matter.

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        What excuses biitch? Bey was just at the top of the charts last year @ #2. Rihanna hasn’t seen another top ten or anything above #4 with all of her wack overpromoted singles this era tho. The point is, the charts don’t define Bey’s career like it does for your fave. Without a hit, your fave is nothing. Clearly the reason her album release date is still nonexistent! ???? Funny that you say urban hits don’t matter, when Crackanna tried hard with ‘B**** Better Be A Washed Up Thott’ and FAILED miserably.???? That wack contrived bootleg thriller knockoff, that required her entire net worth didn’t even help!!????

    • Ms Beykim wants Bieber,One Direction,Miley Cyrus,Gaga and Beyonce (I wanna marry Bieber) August 13, 2015

      That reign won’t let up? I say where. The only thing that ain’t letting up is her clutches on that album and its release date

    • Ms Beykim wants Bieber,One Direction,Miley Cyrus,Gaga and Beyonce (I wanna marry Bieber) August 13, 2015

      @ISpeak her last hit was when Bush was in office? That’s mad cute. You should speak when. your girl just had the longest time without releasing her album. The breakdown is real

  15. Selenator*Good For You* August 13, 2015

    Lol this is ridiculous. The only judges who can sing this season are Blake Sheldon and Adam and his performances are hit and miss. Gwen and Pharell arent great singers. They also have Selena and Missy Elliot as advisors this season and neither are considered vocalist. Just because you’re not a great singer doesn’t mean you can’t tell when someone is off key or flat. Besides that this show hasn’t produced any stars. Having a great voice is useless if you dont have that it factor. That’s probably why they’re bringing in different stars like Rihanna, so they can finally produce a music star.

  16. xtina fan August 13, 2015

    Omg Christina loves rihanna, I hope they get to meet at some point

  17. Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

    The Rihanna fan said Rihanna can outsing Blake LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im done.

  18. Roe August 13, 2015

    Once I read this on Twitter….I knew that yall was gon’ be up here TRYING Rih…no shade, it’s IRONY tho. She’s gotten better….right?

  19. iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

    Rihanna can out sing ANY and EVERY poptart out now. Y’all acting like Gwen, Taylor, Ciara, Selena, Meghan, Ellie, Lana and Katy even could ever properly sing Diamonds. She’s no Whitney or Mariah but she’s a lot better than the other poptarts who y’all stan for

    • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

      Oh yes! This was beautiful. She brought me to tears(literally ????). Taylor could never with such technique!
      http://youtu.be/ZTmaBqMngX4

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        ???? Sounds the same to me. Same out of tune yodeling with basic to no technique. Her studio recordings are far better and that’s not saying much! The navy is so easily impressed.

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        I’d prefer to see a video of her winning the Western Hemisphere Award for inspiring today’s youth to “suck her côckiness, and lick her puss-ŷuasion’…. But then again… Didn’t the naïvy lie and make that award up ????

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @SlayHIVe Oh you HIVe are even easier to be impressed. Like Beyonce covers vogue wearing the exact same hair and ourfit from 3 years ago and you guys are salivating. Rihanna would never. You all stan for a boring, basic chick that’s only needed on a stage to dance just like a circus monkey

      • Tyler Makivelli August 13, 2015

        @ispeakthruthnofallacy
        Rihanna sounds like a bag of llamas

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        You Stan for someone who’s main tactic is to switch up her fruit loops coloured wigs every album, and each time the naïvy go out and ruin their slicked back edges and try to imitate her hairstyles ????????

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        When all else fails,resort to fashion talk????????. I guess that’s her only talent. Still salty that Beyonce got the cover of the most important vogue issue of the year and not the fashion “icon” Hahah seethe. They want someone with influence who can sell their magazine. I rather Stan for Beyoncé,than some crack head,none singing talentless industry thot, with
        the stage presence of a rock who is only usuable and attractive with pounds of makeup or when she’s bent over in front of a camera!

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @Anna Rihanna had girls of every culture and socioeconomic background around the WORLD shaving off their head. What kind of global cultural impact has Beyonce sent around the world besides the deflating of her pregnant belly on Australian tv? The b*tch is so damn retarded. Instead of buying her next album you should go buy her Hooked on Phonics

      • Tyler Makivelli August 13, 2015

        B**** BEY gone! Rihanna didnt even start that hair trend, Cassie did.

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @SlayHIVe Again, no one, outside of men who use the word hunty and shop at Top Shop, actually care about Beyonce’s cover espeically since we’ve seen a multitude of Rihanna with a different style each time! I’m actually happy for Bey, she deserves something especially since a corny, basic, twig white girl completely stole 2014 from her. I rather stan for my girl who’s cemented in music historih with 13 #1 hits meanwhile Bey can’t even surpass Janet which was 20 years ago…

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        No one cares yet Beyoncé’s vogue covers sell wayyy better than the fashion “icon’s”? HA! I guess Rihanna’s white washed welfare recipients and white trash trailer park dwelling fans can’t afford anything over a $1! I’d rather Stan for someone who will always be remembered for their talent and influence over little silly meaningless $1 pop tunes that are forgotten within six months!

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @Tyler HAHAHA…Who Tf is Cassie? You know damn well it was Rihanna who started the trend. Nice try though

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @SlayHIVe Beyonce has NO classics. NO ONE in Malaysia, Australia, or South Korea knows any of her music outside of single ladies. Meanwhile, they’re probably still playing We Found Love at every local club. As much as you try to diminish Rih’s accomplishments, 13 #1 hits is SET in music history FOREVER. What ACTUAL music feats does Beyonce have? I mean a corny, non-dancing, non-singing, basic white girl outsold her. Wasn’t 2014 supposed to be her year?

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        B**** what classics does Rihanna have?(She doesn’t even think her hits are classic..death at WFL????) Her generic music isn’t even taken seriously enough to win grammys. Beyonce has twenty and is the most nominated artist in Grammy history! That’s a music accomplishment. The charts are the only thing that seem to matter to the navy because that’s the only thing your fave excels in. Not any longer tho. Beyonce has more accomplishments to her name, is more diverse, way MORE respected, MULTI TALENTED and is the most awarded singer alive! Funny that you say Taylor stole 2014 from Beyonce, bit she has also outsold your fave without 50 generic #1 hits EASILY and is one of the main reasons why Rihanna hasn’t released her album yet. The audacity!!

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @Anna You see girl, Beyonce and her performances are the issue here! There’s nothing that she provides the music world besides a 1, 2 step and a booty pop on stage. Her WHOLE career relevance is based on a stage. Her trying to get another hit is like the old woman in the club looking to ‘score’ for the night to prove that she still has it. For the sake of not turning into the NEW Madonna, I’d advise her to start taking acting seriously, but I’d guess that’d be hard if memorizing a script presents itself to be a challenge. By this point, I bet Blue Ivy is on a higher reading level than her own mother. What a shame…

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        Huh?!!!!! ???? , correct me if I’m mistaken, but the shaved head on one side was popularised by Cassie years before Hohanna copied it LOL! And if these girls really did shave off their heads just to copy a goat-voiced bum b*tch, then you cemented my claims about the Nazi being Naīve. LMAO as I’ve stated countless times before, the Navi aka Slavi will do anything their faithful master commands, even if it means hacking off their own edges. I need to sell you hypocritical thots some Jamaican Black Caster Oil and some damn common sense!

    • Selenator*Good For You* August 13, 2015

      Meghan can sing….

    • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

      At this point I’m skim reading the first and last sentences of your comments, because you talk to damn much. Last time I checked the entire world can perfectly understand Beyonce, @ISpeakBullshīt&Lies why don’t you transcribe this conversation Hoęhanna is having with her relative, because I can’t understand a damn thing!

      https://youtu.be/y432iwEl_Z4?t=16m34s

      • MCfan August 13, 2015

        I thought Whitney Houston was the most awarded female artist of all time. At least that’s what GBWR says

  20. AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

    I have a feeling the nazi goat herders are still seething in the Beyoncé post, instead of defending their pet goat in this post ???????????????????? what is she going to be teach them to do, huh? Yodel and groan under a studio mic with pro-tools? IT CANNOT BE THE HARD?!?!

    • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

      Girl ain’t nobody concerned, pressed, actually gives a f*** about Beyonce’s vogue cover that we’ve seen Rihanna cover DOZENS of times around the world especially since she’s sporting that tired, ‘money shot’ hair of hers we all saw 3 years ago. #SoBasic

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        LMAO fan you’ve actually scrolled up and down that entire post to thumb down my comments along with the rest of positive comments, like an outcast. Do you even understand how stupid you sound?! If I recall correctly wasn’t you going back and forth with me for a half hour about an argument that was already lost. Definition of PRESSEDT,

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        Oh no baby girl I don’t argue whatsoever, I state facts then move along. Also, tell me how does it feel to worship a basic b*tch? Say what you want about Rihanna, but you blindly follow someone who has no personality, no creativity, and who can’t even articulate meanwhile she’s AMERICAN! My fave has the same number of #1 hits as Michael Jackson, therefore I can never be pressed.

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        Are you really trying to compare goatherdhanna to Michael Jackson?! Were you not present at the Mariah/Rihanna comparison post were Navi were caught up in the bloodbath, lmao hell even they were admitting that the comparison was a reach. Do not mention MJ and your thot in the same sentence, ever again. You’ve already made multiple false claims today, and each of them was contradicted with concrete evidence courtesy of Moi. I wouldn’t go around making idiotic comments and claiming they were facts, If i were you.

    • Rihanna’s biggest fan August 13, 2015

      Loose booty b**** have several seats have you seen Rihanna’s live performances on X factor her Grammy performance of we found love b**** please not every artist sounds perfect

      I’m a Rihanna fan and I stand by my b**** because my b**** is not some fake wanting to be perfect attention stealing hypocrite.

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        Sincerest Apologies, reading that slore of pathetic excuses was so tiring I had to take a mvthafvcking nap. You nazi’s are basic af, bragging about 2 performances out of the thousands of underwhelming live performances she’s accumulated over her 10 year career span, (which began while you were still a toddler judging by the immaturity of your comments). Do the hive have to quote specific Beyonce performances and rank them? No because she consistently performs to a high standard, so practically any example can be used. If I hear one more naīvy quote that diamonds performance, I’m going to stop being so damn pleasant with you nonchalant hœs.

    • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

      *teaching

      • Rihanna’s biggest fan August 13, 2015

        B**** the only reason I am ranking her performances is be side your dumbass is in a Rihanna post slandering her like the same idiot who continues to make articles about her when he doesn’t even like her. Ya both STUPID I don’t like that wanna be perfect b**** beyonce but you don’t see me keeping up with her gossip making sure I let her fans know how much I hate her and I think she sucks no I don’t do any of that because I don’t waste my time

        B**** you are PRESSED and Rihanna is doing exactly what your hatin ass does keep her name in your mouth

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        Aww my comments hurt like a closed fist don’t they? Maybe I should tone it down, because clearly too many parents out there don’t have sufficient parental locks on their PCs, and they let their kids troll the internet at all hours. The Nazi’s are getting exactly what they deserve, I don’t mention that thing you stan for until one of your fellow deceased fandom comes for Beyonce – and if you get dragged in the crossfire, then that’s your own damn fault. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG LADY!

  21. JOHNVIDAL August 13, 2015

    Is this even serious? LMAO

  22. Tyler Makivelli August 13, 2015

    The Ghost Whisperer

    • Tyler Makivelli August 13, 2015

      *GOAT

    • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

      Maybe she should lip synch like your fave does

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        Or maybe she could sing in front of an empty stadium audience like bird?

      • Tyler Makivelli August 13, 2015

        Why? She would sound like a goat being thrown off of a balcony either way….

      • Tyler Makivelli August 13, 2015

        @Ispeakthetruthnofallacy

        Beyonces retarded??? Ummm, Rihanna stayed in an off and on relationship with the man who beat her to a bloody pulp…but youre calling Beyonce retarded???
        You deserved to be Chris Browned for that comment.

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        Or maybe she could pay back all those songwriters she’s stolen from? Maybe that’s why they’ve been garnishing each of those checks she gets for those performances and Forbes decreased her net worth by $300 million

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        But Tyeisha..your fave married a man that punched a female fan in the face..why do you keep trying that tired CB drag kii

      • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

        @Tyler Beyonce can’t even READ, TALK, let alone articulate. She’s soooooo dumb. Like it proves no matter how many millions you have; intelligence is a fundamental necessity. She is so lucky to be Beyonce, because there is literally nothing else she could do in life. She’s bland like a bag of Uncle Bens’ steamed rice.

  23. Linda August 13, 2015

    Rihanna CAN sing. she a better vocalist than Ciara, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez, Kelly Rowland, and so many more. she’s just NOT a great singer. if only she sounded like California King Bed and FFS on most of her songs. saying Rihanna cant sing is purely out of hate.

  24. Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

    “Bey, she deserves something especially since a corny, basic, twig white girl completely stole 2014 from her.”
    .
    What?? Beyoncé owned 2014 and didn’t even promote. Taylor didn’t release until the end of 2014. Taylor completely stole rihanna’s shine biitch. Still hasn’t released that album after almost a year. Biitch is scared! The irony

    • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

      C’mon SlayHiv+ there’s no need to subliminally speak about me; just @ me next time! Furthermore, Why would Rihanna be scared of Taylor especially when Taylor does nothing but copy Rihanna (ie. Taylor’s knock off “I Knew You Were Trouble” to Rihanna’s We Found Love). Taylor and Beyonce have the same white demographic that they appeal to. Taylor is now America’s innocent sweetheart; not Beyonce. That’s why she had to be a REDUCTIVE Rihanna that last album and tried to be ratchet #BasicBiitchBey

      • Slay_Hive August 13, 2015

        What do you mean subliminally speak about you, when I quoted your statement?? There was no need to address you, when I knew you were bringing your bitter delusional ass into my reply box anyway.
        .
        Why would Rihanna be scared of Taylor???? Because she completely stole her pop mainstream shine, a hit single out of the gate and a 5x Multi Platinum album. She has completely stepped into Rihanna’s lane and is doing it quite better!
        .
        I DIED @ you saying Taylor and Beyoncé appeal to the same demographic. The most delusional thing I’ve ever read on here.Beyonce is an urban/R&B pop star. Taylor is not. Rihanna has trend hopped for years in favor of Taylor’s demographic and that is her claim to fame. Rihanna didnt invent “ratchet”, she is only a fake little island girl who was created by Def Jam. Beyonce has always been urban and has never abandoned her core audience for a quick pop/edm hit. Beyonce did ratchet better according to her album sales and five #1 urban hits from last era. Taylor snatched her pop lane and Beyoncé is killing her with urban. She has no place anymore, the reason her album hasn’t been released in nearly a year. You can only fake it to you make it for so long!

    • Rihanna’s biggest fan August 13, 2015

      B**** you better take that s*** the f*** back and rotate this was TAYLORS year and I don’t even like the b**** her album SOLD OUT in all targets

      B**** 1989 has sold more copies than that piece of s*** over tried beyonce album

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        ^hes trying to change the subject because Taylor snatched the porno album effortlessly even with the surprise release gimmick. Rih and Taylor coexist, Taylor slays but Rih is the best selling digital artist

  25. @JanetCIARA_ August 13, 2015

    BIH…. ????????????????????????

  26. Shady81 August 13, 2015

    I’m getting my life off these comments but I’m also getting my life off of that title along so they have Notuneanna Stiffanna Fenty being an advisor for the Voice singing competition I just can’t CTFU just like Slay hive said she’s doing everything but releasing her album for me personally I rather see her on Americas Next Top Model but oh well so all I have to say is gone head Robin Rihanna Fenty or shall I say Notuneanna Stiffanna Fenty
    Bleed the hell out of those poor contestants ears with your I think it is what you call vocals while giving your special advice SMDH where’s Ann Nesby with the Sound of Blackness when you need them lord is anybody available!

  27. AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

    @Anna Rihanna had girls of every culture and socioeconomic background around the WORLD shaving off their head.

    ___________
    Huh?!!!!! 😆 , correct me if I’m mistaken, but the shaved head on one side was popularised by Cassie years before Hohanna copied it LOL! And if these girls really did shave off their heads just to copy a goat-voiced bum b*tch, then you cemented my claims about the Nazi being Naīve. LMAO as I’ve stated countless times before, the Navi aka Slavi will do anything their faithful master commands, even if it means hacking off their own edges. I need to sell you hypocritical thots some Jamaican Black Caster Oil and some damn common sense!

    • iSpeakTruthNoFallacy August 13, 2015

      Again, who tf is Cassie? She’s a concubine to an old producer. When the school girls in Tokyo shaved off their head, do you honestly think they did it to copy Cassie? Again, no matter how much the HIVe try to diminish Rih’s accomplishment, that movement, along with every social trend since 2008, can be attributed to Rihanna. She is our generation’s “she did it first.” Continue on hating, but that will only make her more successful #ThatRihannaReignSTILLWontLetUp

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        Rihanna clearly copied Cassie, and as I said above, you Nazi’s are dragging yourselves with such pride, talking about how proud you were to shave off your sideburns and hairlines just because your overhyped b*tch did it. And how can you say every ‘social trend’ since 2008 to present was the result of Rihanna, again you’re talking out of your ass. Do you even know the definition of ‘social trend’.

  28. Keri Qween August 13, 2015

    Not certain people in here still typing up essays when they claimed to be at work not too long ago. You sure have alot of free time to be working kii

    • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

      it’s 9pm, in the UK… LMFAO but bítch I ain’t mad at you for following my every move! Yes stan for me b*tch, 🙂

  29. AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

    At this point I’m skim reading the first and last sentences of your comments, because you talk to damn much. Last time I checked the entire world can perfectly understand Beyonce, @ISpeakBullshīt&Lies why don’t you transcribe this conversation Hoęhanna is having with her relative, because I can’t understand a damn thing!

    https://youtu.be/y432iwEl_Z4?t=16m34s

  30. Bitchpleaseeezzzzzz August 13, 2015

    We all know this is about the business, money and rating. Let the girl be ooohhhhhhhhhh. #Floored

  31. Barb-wire August 13, 2015

    Chile I can’t at RihIdiot’s self drag thinking it can advise anyone about vocals when it needs a 10 year vocal training its damn self. Does this untalented W H O R E not know that singing is not the reason she’s famous? Delusional Crackheaded Sluttt.

    • BEY>RIH August 13, 2015

      Drag that fat foreheaded h**

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        *FLATLINES* @ ‘fat foreheaded h**’, you know i’m burrowing that line next time ! kii

    • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

      Who said she was advising on vocals ? Kii shouldn’t you worry about the struggle print tour barely filling seats

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        LMAO are we really going to do this dance again? This is the emptiest i’ve ever seen a stadium, and the fact that she called herself ‘irrelevant’ on twitter made me know that the Hive really did destroy her self esteem
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs_Gx416zw0

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        Wel

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        And that wasnt her concert so whats your point? You keep trying that recycled drag and you get the same response everytime. You must be a high school out your fave. Its not like you have anything else to do. Is your McDonalds shift over now? You were seething for hours even during your shift..which you were working according to you kii but you still had time to type your usual tired essays all day

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        YOU’RE CREEPY AF! I work in an office with my own desk so I can type whatever tf I want, when I want, while jealous hœs like you seethe over me across the globe. Imagine that, you’re in the dusty streets of ATL seething over me while i’m thousands of miles away making BANK. You need to get over your lil obsession with me, and worry about that promotion you’ve been eyeballing at Cinnabon. Those buns won’t glaze themselves!

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        Dont make me call your Shift Leader and tell them you’ve been using up the free Mcdonalds WiFi trolling blogs while you were supposed to be making someone’s Big Mac

      • Monica Stan August 13, 2015

        You set yourself up to be dragged every time

      • AnnaliseKeatingsNewWig August 13, 2015

        LMAO is this the best you can come up with Mark? I’ve been saying that you’ve been working at Wendy’s and Dunkin Donut’s for months now and you think resurrecting my old material is going to phase me? (Oh and I did a lil experiment, and trolled with the name ‘NoManShe’ and ‘Ateka’ on the JoJo & Tinashe posts, and David did not expose me, just like he’s not exposing you right now as Mark911′). #SOS

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        Lmao you sound like a fool. Okay you were trolling other usernames? That’s not unlike the hive+ how pathetic. You were the one saying Mark and I were avoiding each other and not commenting on the same posts for fear of getting exposed now even though we commented together within days of the “troll exposing” and continue to do so. Your theory was dumb admit it and move along, nice to see your still coming up with nonsense as to why the exposure didnt happen tho

  32. Monica Stan August 13, 2015

    April fools in August?

    • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

      You hives+ are so pathetic lol trolling as a Monica Stan

      Monica stans are classy , you hive+ trash can be spotted a mile away

      • Monica Stan August 13, 2015

        The only trash is Keri Hilson babe. Why you mad?

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        Who’s mad? Kii

        The help could never upset me

  33. GILBERTO August 13, 2015

    I really wonder what kind of advice she could offer especially when it comes to VOCALS. I mean, she had that flop tv show about modeling or something like that, not only it didn’t go anywhere but she didn’t have anything to say. Rihanna is not a great vocalist, I really don’t see her having knowledgement on vocal techniques to give anyone a tip. As far as we know, she pretty much follows what the way the demo singer sang the song, and call it a day. They even had Ester Dean doing background vocals for her at on point.

  34. Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

    DEATH JUST SEEN THE VIDEO OF KERI HILSON PERFORMING FOR GHOST.

    • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

      Dance like were making love is ghost on the charts though

      ????

      • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

        Like your fav being ghost to the entire music industry.

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        That’s Caesar you’re thinking of, Keri’s past albums have outsold Trannyaras.

  35. RihAmerican (hives scared of R8) August 13, 2015

    Despite what people think Rihanna can sing.They called her because she actually sings live!! Sam is seething! Rihanna isn’t a low key singer.She can go high and can do vibrato.Check stay,Russian Roulette, What Now etc.

    • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

      all I see is lies sis… Rihanna can’t sing face it.

      • RihAmerican (hives scared of R8) August 13, 2015

        Rihanna is a better singer than cierror,that’s for sure.

    • Rihanna is scared of B6 ( No album release date) August 13, 2015

      She does not sound good singing live. You’re not saying much. Lol

      • RihAmerican (hives scared of R8) August 13, 2015

        It’s my opinion b**** Unoriginal ho stop stealing my username. You’re thief just like your fav.

  36. whut August 13, 2015

    Hey, if Paula Abdul and Jennifer Lopez can be named judges on a vocal competition, why not Rihanna lol.

  37. Zaddy August 13, 2015

    “Monica Stan” = Slay_Hive or Molly

    • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

      And you’re clearly KeriQween you stay obsessing over me and slay_hive.

  38. LB August 13, 2015

    Molly has got no life

    • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

      Melvin is pathetic. It only comes out when the hive+ is around and trolls 24/7. No wonder flop like were making love can’t chart

      • LB August 13, 2015

        Apparently he stans for Beyonce now, that man has an addiction to kissing as$, he needs a life, or a girlfriend, or start saving up for his reassignment surgery or something.

      • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

        You b****** stay discussing Me and The hive kiii….

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        LB

        I’m not surprised Melvin was also a Stan for Iggy until it realized it was unpopular to stan for her here..she’s a weak clinging b****

    • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

      And you have no walls faggottt…

  39. Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

    @KrustyQueen Ciara has sold over 25 MILLION records how about Keri?

    • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

      Keri’s networth is still more and as I told you before her two albums outsold the two albums manara released in the same year

      • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

        How many total records has birdshit sold tho?

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        If you add up the sales of manaras past four albums it still wouldn’t sell more than Keri’s last. And during those four albums how many men has she been through?

        Manara takes many L’s , you can never come for Keri. Not even with those sales you’re clinging to from 500 b.c.

      • Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

        Kiiii can’t answer the question I see… lol go back to cleaning LBs asshole sis.. No one takes your ugly ass seriously.

      • Keri Qween August 13, 2015

        Ciara has out three times as much music as keri you imbecile. Keri has sold 8 million records with two albums.

        And she’s still worth more than manara with much less music out kii your dragging yourself here

        And manara has been out nearly 10 years how can someone who was musically active for 2-3 years be worth more?

        You still haven’t answered Melvin, until then I need to not comment without the hive+ and perform your usual janitorial duties.

  40. Molly #September4thSurprise August 13, 2015

    Ever since I became cool with the HIVE LB and Mark have been extra salty towards me haha its a kii tho.

  41. The Caller August 13, 2015

    Lol yeah yeah typical Sam antics for people to post comments. Truth is he posts more about Rihanna then a fan site. Yawn** typical. Only thing more pathetic is the people falling for it, time after time. We all know Rihanna is more successful then sams little joke of a singer Beyoncé. Now she’s a good joke! LMFAO. Maybe if Sam wasn’t a part of this site. The site would have some creditably to its name & actually popular outside of its small community. With its Painfully obvious desperate attempts of comment grabbing ploys & one sided, Stan obsessed ” journalism” which in sams case ” journalism” is used very loosly; almost as loosly as the tightness of beyonces & sams buutttgina. I know I only come here for a good laugh, but with sight of sams horrid writing & yawn worth material, I’m starting the get over and it. Beyoncé fan girls should not be writers for urban blogs. But it does make for a good ol laugh!!

    • Rihanna is scared of B6 ( No album release date) August 13, 2015

      Rihanna is more successful than Beyoncé how? And please come up with more than singles.

    • lmao August 13, 2015

      The jokes on you fool. You’re steady checking for Sam’s site and his journalism, complaining, while he’s getting paid. Sam’s Rihanna shde sure does cause a lot of anger. Why not find you a better site?

      • The Caller August 13, 2015

        well if you know how to read, I said all of that your comment doesn’t even make sense. The whole post of that post was pointing out what you just said, so why are you repeating me.. But again I’ll put it in simpler words for you since you don’t seem to be following. I said it amuzes me, reading you crazies comments. It’s insane. And I also come here for the other journals. You know the talented ones.

  42. The Caller August 13, 2015

    “The Caller” doesn’t answer to peasants like you. But just to amuse the fact that you are simple, for your answer please refer to common knowledge & ANY credible site. Thank you & kindly F&$@ yourself (:

    • Rihanna is scared of B6 ( No album release date) August 13, 2015

      All you had to say was you couldn’t come up with anything other than singles or just kept your mouth closed. Lol Now kindly eat a d*** d***** bag.

  43. The Caller August 13, 2015

    Lol, why is it with you Beyoncé fans that someone needs to continually state well known facts & source them? I’m not wasting any more time on you. Your desperation is real. And if it was Beyoncé with 13 #1s. Number ones! Which she isn’t even half way there after being around much longer .13 number one Makes her music number one over Beyoncé how many times? Can Beyoncé? I don’t think so. Because its Rihanna, is discreadited. Mariah Carey? No one calls her a singles artist. Because she’s not. Get real. Just because Beyoncé tours all the time & catchs people’s eyes with her man thighs. Does not make her God. And I’d like to see your sources saying Rihanna is not better. Oh yeah you won’t take the time either. I have a life. I’m not the one scrolling to the bottom of 700 comments & trolling lol. Who the heck does that? Your cool. I am now officially bored. I only say yours because it shows in my email. So please post your boring response. Your just a typical sheeple. Follow follow following blindly. Beyoncé wouldn’t give this time on you, I suggest you not to either. Go do something productive in your life. Goodbye fourty year old unemployed 250 pound gay man. I have a life To tend too ;p

    • Rihanna is scared of B6 ( No album release date) August 13, 2015

      Like I said nothing but singles that took yearly album releases to accomplish. If you’re bold enough to state a lie, than be bold enough to provide accurate receipts, when confronted. Take Rihanna’s basic and grammyless kiddy thot bop singles and shove them up your mud hole.

  44. The Caller August 13, 2015

    I lie? Rihanna has Grammys. Fact. Point proven lol and where’s your sources if your going to say that? Oh wait. I forgot the doesn’t apply to you. Hypocritical in every aspect of your life I see lol.

  45. Rihanna’s biggest fan August 13, 2015

    Girl these beyonce fans are so pressed they have to flock to a Rihanna post and throw shade cause they are clearly mad that whenever beyonce is brought up Rihanna is in the same sentence pressed ass b******

  46. Mark111 /.\ August 13, 2015

    Why are Beyonce fans upset about Rihanna’s accomplishment? Every Time this girl does something, they rush to discredit her. Not only her, but whenever there’s an Aaliyah post, there Beyonce’s fan hating. No Ciara, No Brandy, No Rihanna, no MC fan hating, just one fan base. Same with TLC, all of the sudden they’re DC fans and hate. Ok, we get it, you hate Rihanna, so why are you here? 🙂

  47. Carry On August 13, 2015

    I thought she was scared to go on shows like that from her childhood.

  48. What now August 13, 2015

    BEEHOES ARE SO HYPOCRITICAL AND STUPID!!! WHY ARE ALL OF YOU UNTALENTED F*** JUDGING RIHANNA TELLING HER THAT SHE CAN’T SING, BUT THEN SAY “UNTALENTED” RIHANNA SHOULDN’T JUDGE SOMEONE’S SINGING. IGNORANT ASS B****** & THEY SWEAR UP AND DOWN THAT +1 ON THEIR COMMENTS MEANS THAT THEY R DRAGGING. I TRULY CAN NOT!!!!!

  49. ~The Arcade~ August 14, 2015

    LOL!!!

  50. Rihanna’s biggest fan August 14, 2015

    They stay in these f****** comments!!!!!!!
    Slay hive d*** riding loose booty ass is always in a Rihanna post running her D*** SUCKIN LIPS Molly is right behind her eaton that ass and then that other user dusty wig follows with the d****

    These b****** are f***** pathetic if you hate Rihanna think she’s untalented why keep up with what she’s doing? Why are Ya so eager to know what projects she’s working on when the album I going to be released ya b****** are pathetic Rihanna is a hard working woman who not only released a movie this year but also worked on a fashion line released three singles made music for a movie soundtrack AND is now coming out with a perfume line she’s a business mogul something your fave will never be because she’s too f****** basic and wants to be perfect editing her f****** Instagram pics clap the f*** back!

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