Congratulations are in order for Megan Thee Stallion.
For, today she finds herself glowing luminously after her debut album ‘Good News’ delivered exactly that.
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Taking to social media, the Hot Girl Coach revealed that the LP – home of bops such as ‘Body’ and ‘Savage’ featuring Beyonce – has been certified Gold by the RIAA. The feat means the project, which was released on November 20 2020 – has sold 500,000 equivalent units in the US.
“GOOD NEWS IS ALREADY OFFICIALLY GOLD HOTTIES 🔥🔥🔥🔥 This is the fastest y’all ever ran it up lol I love all of y’all and we gone keep going tf up 😝 REAL HOT GIRL SHIT 🔥🤘🏽”
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Deserved!
Next stop…Platinum?!
![Chart Check [Hot 100]: GloRilla & Megan Thee Stallion's 'Wanna Be' is the Week's Top-Selling Song, Marking Glo's BIGGEST First-Week Sales To Date](https://thatgrapejuice.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/glorilla-megan-thee-stallion-wanna-be-tgj-1-464x260.jpeg "Chart Check [Hot 100]: GloRilla & Megan Thee Stallion's 'Wanna Be' is the Week's Top-Selling Song, Marking Glo's BIGGEST First-Week Sales To Date.")
NO SAMSUNG PURCHASES OR PRE STREAMED SONGS TO PAD SALES & GET A PLATINUM CERTIFICATION LIKE A CERTAIN CHIPMUNK
Megan:
2 number 1s
Multiple grammy nominations
Camila cabello:
2 number one songs
Multiple Grammy nominations
Normani:kordie : Hamilton
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😂🤣😂🤣 you made my day 😂🤣😂🤣 y’all people are still talking about f*******
Since we’re listing accomplishments:
Clarks0o0ñ – 0 blogs with 0 visitors, but 1 Clown Award 🥇 🤡
Normani has been in the industry longer than megan but compare their careers today
MorMANLY just as trash as trashy ashy bish
Factssss 💯💯
Congratulations Doug!
Be quiet.
Hmmm….is that what you’re saying to ur crying newborn child while ur trolling on this ghetto ass blog? No bueno. Yikes 😬
The album isn’t good though…
So now we need to get rid of:
Trashy BISH – we have the new and improved Fancy BISH
Marilyn MonTROLL – account thief, troll and impersonator of the beautiful and highly respected Marilyn Mon-H** da REAL DIVA 👠
Karen Maren – a bitter dog without a bone (that’s why she mad)
Keeping It Messy – a racist who is jealous of Shayla Queen and Marilyn Da Real Diva
And that’s on period 💯
I would add tofu bish 👵🏿 but she already took herself into the trash 🗑 and is now resting in pïss
Go team! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
We stay winning! 💯🤣🤳🏽
MONster and sewer queen will NEVER WIN…PERIODT. 🤣 Stay delusional lol 🤳🏽
This lunatic lives in pure denial. Maybe it’s all that shît she sticks up her nose 👃🏽Just sayin. I’m ALWAYS RIGHT 💯🤣🤳🏽
Thee Real Fancy is the real ubiquitous Queen here hunny. She’s always on ur mind & always the topic of ur recycled conversations. Why don’t you redirect that ugly energy to something more productive…taking care of ur offspring perhaps? Just a suggestion
Trash ashy bish and Mr MonTROLL so thirsty for my attention 💯 I know they ain’t never get no attention from they weak ass mommas. I KNOW I’M RIGHT! 🤣💯🤳🏽
It’s ur child that’s thirsty. Girl, get off this blog, get to pumpin and give that baby some milk.
To destroy a QUEEN, you first need access to the KINGDOM but trashy and troll could neva periodt 🤣💯🤳🏽
Trashy bish so obsessed with the QUEEN that she even bit my writing style and the emojis I use 🤣💯🤳🏽
yesss Megan! Next stop Platinum. I wonder what the next single’s going to be.
Now, please, someone take out the trash aka Stanky Skidmark Shayla and Clownkson.
Do you even have clean water? You’ll soon be making your way over the border…
the only border you need to worry about is your line. I got plenty of clean water to bathe 2 times a day, get on my level, crusty
“Dirty p*ssy on the Internet talking out the p*ssy they ain’t cleaning”, Good News (#Shower4Shayla Remix) BRRRRL
You’ll never be a woman or a US citizen 🤣💯🤳🏽
lmao all this time wasted projecting your goals onto me and not one second to actually clean yourself. yuck. stanky skidmark queen of rats and roaches
You have roaches in yo cheap house? Ah that explains it. It’s terrible how y’all live with roaches and dirty water. No wonder you crave getting over that border 🤣💯🤳🏽
Roaches and dirty water, a tour through Shayla’s walls… yuck yuck yuck. keep it to yourself, ho
Still on the wrong side of the border 🤣💯🤳🏽
Your a fûčkîñg racist trash
I ended you and Marilyn
Leave this site now!!
@Keeping It Messy
Make me, stank h***! Didn’t I drag yo nappy braids ALL the way out already?! 🤣💯🤳🏽
Your the nappy one.
Your just mad cause I ended your roach ass.
Ended it how, h***? You back out yesterday once s**** started getting “real” 🤣 You misplaced h***. You never get rid of me 😈😜👅🤣💯🤳🏽
I definitely ended your ratchet ass
are you the welfare queen or queen of sucking 🍆 for money???
Ratchet? H*** you live in Queens, NY 🤣 Shayla Queen would NEVA. The only hòe you ended was yo damn self ole stank heffa 🤣💯🤳🏽
Where you from, I’ll drag your ass quick
The only thing you dragging is yo droopy bréásts around the hood 🤣💯🤳🏽
Me and the new and improved have ALL THE FLAVOR 🤳🏽 The sewer queens NEED NOT APPLY lmaooooo 💋💯
https://tenor.com/view/mobwives-truth-trashtalker-gif-5332005
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All hail the TRUE UNDISPUTED FANCY QUEEN 👑 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Thank you Perfectly Flavorful 🤳🏽💯
Queen and Da Real Diva STAY making höes mad. We good at our jobs while trashy bish isn’t even good at turning $5 tricks in the McDonald’s parking lot after her failed shift serving burgers like the peasant she is.
Oh, she has flavor alright! Sweaty salmon flavor all up in her crust-covered drawers. BO from those hairy stank unwashed pits. She could use the basin of the McDonald’s restroom.
Trashy ashy flavor bish 🤣💯🤳🏽
This is EXACTLY how I feel about the no flavor, Capitol rioting, LOSER ass, Trump supporting, hillbilly funky sewer queens in the TGJ comment sections….
https://worldstar.com/video.php?v=wshhNE1929MbzOk59w04
✅💯🤣🤳🏽💋
LMAO yasss let’s flush Shayla the Turd away
Yaaaasss!! Hopefully that MAGA LOSER will disappear again once Trump’s impeachment trial starts…remember how it was nowhere to be found when ole boy got impeached by the House!! If she’s smart, she’ll use that time to reconnect with her “child.”
Thank you flavor Paulo and Perfectly Flavorful 🤳🏽💯
Trashy ashy bish’s FEELINGS don’t equate to REALITY so she can FEEL any dang want she wants to and keep repeating it until she believes it 🤣💯🤳🏽
These single white females took my whole style and words, stay HAWKING me and STALKING me 🤣💯 You can’t take FLAVOR hunnie, so remain a BLAND, BUM BISH, NO FLAVOR SEWER QUEEN 😂 💋
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rJ7VZadCGc
Y’all crazy 🤣 Trump has never been impeached. Biden, on the other hand, now there is real evidence and facts for impeachment and he’s gone back on every promise he made y’all and y’all still licking his wrinkly balls 🤣 But keep licking and wonder why none ever changes 🤣💯🤳🏽
Trashy bish even took my SINGLE WHITE FEMALES diss 🤣 Chile she so corny, desperate, ashy and trashy but WE already knew that, it’s only HER that doesn’t 🤣 I’M ALWAYS RIGHT 🤣💯🤳🏽
Why you mad, h***? H***, why you mad? 🤣💯🤳🏽
I drag höes to school EVERYDAY 🤣💯🤳🏽
https://worldstar.com/video.php?v=wshhNE1929MbzOk59w04
This really is EVERYTHING lol ✅💯❤️🤣🤳🏽💋
Trashy BISH really is NOTHING. We have a NEW Fancy BISH. Out with the old 👵🏿🗑 in with the new! 🤣🙈🤳🏽
Sing it NKOTB lol ❤️ 💋
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teTwRCRtd0U
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Trashy BISH needs check her drawers… I think she left herself a little gift in the back 💩🤣💯🤳🏽
With a kid on my arm, I’m still an exceptional earner 💰🤣💯🤳🏽 https://youtu.be/u4FF6MpcsRw
I’ve been here since 2014, I’m the original bish, PERIOD lol…everything was poppin until the sewer queens arrived lol…sewer queens need to pack it up and find somewhere else to unleash their Trump thot insecurities! 🤣 Cause good looking people don’t behave like that sewer queen of TGJ…FACTS 💋 Like hunnie, we know you’re ugly and pressed, seriously 😂💯
https://youtu.be/o5jwso-FZvY
Keep saying it. Say it again. Say it until you believe it 🤣💯🤳🏽
When I said I was going to pay the sewer queens DUST, I meant every word…so don’t try to come in MY comment box with YOUR BUSTED ASS lol 😂 And the WORLD keeps spinning, and I KEEP ON WINNING lol 💋
https://tenor.com/view/britney-spears-lucky-music-video-look-at-all-the-f****-igive-gif-3623629
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Winning what? The trashiest bish contest on TGJ?! Lawd this salmon flavor bish a need a life and some dîck 🤣💯🤳🏽
Those sewer queens better eat some damn Salmon, ole dumb lopsided bish lol…stay obsessed without omega-3, B12 and vitamin d…cause there’s NO D in YOUR LIFE anyways lmaooooo 🤣 Why do they even TRY 😂
I get trashy mad 🤣🤣🤣 Hey mad trashy, how you doin? Mad again, I see. My job here ALWAYS GETS DONE and I ALWAYS STAY WINNING ✅💯🤣🤳🏽
TROLLS get gratification by trying to annoy and anger others 😂 💯 I’m SO happy BABY *Ashanti voice* 🤣🤳🏽
I know Fanc. The troll has 30+ comments on one lil post and it ain’t said a damn thing. It stays mad and we stay marvelous.
Yaas! ✅💯😂🤳🏽
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPvjhZkBkvw
STFU fake fancy & fake Marilyn 💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿 Y’all belong to trash compactors. 🗑 be gone
And it WORKS! I am SUCCESSFUL AT IT ✅💯😜🤣🤳🏽