Alicia Keys is wasting no time lighting a match under her newly announced album ‘KEYS.’
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As reported, the singer’s eighth studio effort will boast a unique concept in that it will be comprised of two sides. The first will feature ‘Originals’ (which are songs carved in the star’s quintessential sound) and ‘Unlocked’ versions (which are alternate takes produced by Mike WiLL Made-It).
Moments ago, the 15-time GRAMMY winner unveiled the album’s official cover and confirmed that the project will be unwrapped on December 10.
‘KEYS,’ which follows last year’s ‘Alicia,’ is thus far spawned the songs ‘LALA’ and ‘Best of Me.’
She must love flopping. Just as much as Monigga! Except NO ONE flops as hard as THAT Mr Thang 💅🏽
You’re the scum of the Earth lmaooooooooo 🤣 Congratulations lol 🤳🏽
You’re the scum and flop of your mother’s vâgïñä lmaooooooooo 🤣 Congratulations lol 🤳🏽
My mother looks better than your mother lmaooooooooo 🤳🏽💋
My cat’s a*** looks better than your mother lmaooooooooo 🤳🏽💋
That’s impossible cause your cat is unwashed and smelly….both of them lmaooooooooooo 🤣🤳🏽
The truest thing you’ve said today! I hate that f****** cat lmaoooooooooo 🤣 I have 2 baths (morning and night) plus 1 shower (a mid-afternoon freshen-up) every day, hunnie! Try again lmaoooooooooo 🤣
You have a hygiene problem, confirmed lmaoooooooo 🤳🏽 Congratulations lol 😂
Who doesn’t bathe in the morning and before getting into a freshly changed bed? lmaoooooooooo 🤣 YOU have a hygiene problem, CONFIRMED 🧾😂 That’s why AIN’T NOBODY licking yo stank, hairy box lmaoooooooooo 🤣
No boo boo, you said MID AFTERNOON TOO lmaooooooooo 🤳🏽 You have an issue….congratulations lol 😂
Girl, when you have baby sick on your clothes and in your hair aswell as changing diapers all day, YOU’D have a mid-afternoon shower TOO! lmaoooooooooo 🤣 If anything, I’d like to have more!
No, boo boo…you trying to wash that wet doggy dog smell away lol…BIIIITCH lmaooooooooo 🤣🤳🏽
Now, you mustn’t speak to your own mother that way. You only get one! lmaoooooooooo 🤣
You deserve to get punched in the face soo disrespect on every post
Trying to read your incoherent ramblings IS a punch in the face! lmaoooooooooo 🤣
Monica has your MF mind trannieeee!!! Both Mo and Alicia slayyyyyssss ugly ass CRACKmillia. Flop ass hoeeeee😭😭😭😭
Monigga, hunnie! MONIGGA!
Damn, this thang can’t even get it’s fave’s name correct.
Wow…. She aged terribly… even Diana Ross looks better than her make up free duck face💅🏿
Alicia Keys looks better than you lmaooooooooo 🤳🏽 You’re flavorless…congratulations lol
Not as bad as Trashy Ashy BISH! lmaoooooooooo 🤣 When was thang even BORN? 1978? lmaoooooooooo 😂
🤣😂🤣 that trashy ashy bish was burned to ashes in that house of ashes king time ago💅🏿 her crispy ashy skin is all over the place. It’s a haunt house now
That burned, charred, ashy bish looking like charcoal! Ole chimney sweep ass! lmaoooooooooo 🤣
Shayla and Marilyn think they’re ageless beauties lmaooooooooooo 🤣 Looking all types of struggle 😂 Baby, I look better than the both of y’all standing side by side with 45 inch weaves going down your backs DRENCHED in make-up and beautiful GOWNS 😂 Ya’ll could’ve been born last YEAR, ya STILL ugly as hell lol….this much I KNOW 😂🤳🏽
Ok, chimney sweep! Wipe that soot off yo face now! OKURRRRRR! lmaoooooooooo 🤣
Your ugly ass crackhead mama aged like milk lmaoooo💀💀💀
Monigga aged like milk by 15 lmaoooooooooo 🤣
P**** ass hoeeee 41 yr old Monica looks younger than 20 something old GONZOmila. THE DELUSION IS REALLL IN THESE TGJ SKREETS💀💀💀💀
B**** that ole Monigga BEEN tired since before he hit PUBERTY lmaoooooooooo 🤣 Poor ole Mr Thang and his non-charting ass!
Lmaooooooooo, drag ole girl Shayla Qweef 🤣
Y’all only dragging yourselves and dragging poor, tired, ole Monigga around by the neck like a dying dog lmaoooooooooo 🤣
I love the cover and concept 👌
Me and Trashy BISH have a love/hate relationship. She loves me, I hate HER! lmaoooooooooo 🤣 That thang LOVES getting me to react and give it all my attention 😂 Thirsty h***
Nah, but thanks for dreaming 🤣 Now wake up to your life lmaoooooooo
It’s better than waking up to YOU lmaoooooooooo 🤣 That’s why nobody ever does.
This comment section has gone to the DOGS lmaoooooooooo 🤣
Congratulations lol 🤣
Thank you! 💋😂 and stay tuned for my upcoming podcast, Shayla’s Always Right 💯💋
Fancy BISH
January 22, 2018
I can admit when I’m wrong, and I was wrong about Camila Knowles lol…the last person to have a #1 album and single as a soloist was Beyoncé so she definitely is the Beyoncé of the damn group honestly! And she just matched Britney Spears’ Baby One More Time chart achievement so oops! Homegirl just cemented herself a spot beside some serious women!
Receipt https://thatgrapejuice.net/2018/01/camila-cabello-scores-first-1-career-billboard-hot-100-havana/
This proves I’m NOT a hater 😂 🤳🏽 How many times you’re going to post it? Lmaooooooooo 🤣 She’s not Beyonce now tho, I was SO wrong about that 🤣🤳🏽💋 Now, post what I said about that sandal on the debut album cover lmaooooooooooo..I love my comments lol 💯
Let me say this for future reference lol…Camicky is flopping now lmaooooooooo ✅💯 She’s not Beyonce, she’s not Britney…PO THANG 🤣🤳🏽
“Homegirl just cemented herself a spot beside some serious women!”
As you said yourself, she’s already achieved a spot next to the greats. She has nothing else to prove.
May I ask how an article about Alicia Keys turned into a conversation about Monica, Camilla Cabello, Beyoncé and Britney Spears when they’re not mentioned anywhere in the above thread?
This picture looks better she’s not Taylor Swift
Mike Will ? Hmm no.
Especially with Alicia