Rihanna Gets ‘Rude’ On ‘Alan Carr’
Rihanna was the guest performer on yesterday’s episode of ‘Alan Carr: Chatty Man’. The Bajan performed her new single ‘Rude Boy’ for the UK audience. To date, the song has peaked at #23 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and #6 on the UK Singles Chart. {*Video only seems to work outside the UK…ironic, huh? Will update link when new one becomes available*}
It looks like Rihanna’s gravel in a blender vocals weren’t the only things rude in that performance. She certainly looked like she was having a good time grinding her waistline for the crowd and I had no problems with that. She has a great body and although many may be offended by her microphone jerking near the end, all I saw was a young woman being in charge of her sexuality.
Check out another segment of the show below where Rihanna tried to teach Alan how to dutty wine (don’t try that at home because the neck movements have been known to kill people):
Thoughts?
Filed Under: Rihanna

j
February 26, 2010 at 3:44 am
this girl should just not dance. she’s so stiff which would warrant her new no- pants outfits. idk she just is acceptable. she has nice legs tho…..
Stoney-Brie
February 26, 2010 at 3:52 am
Rihanna gurl ur jst as bad as him!! it’s like two monkeys laughing at each others foreheads..!
LEO
February 26, 2010 at 3:56 am
I must say the musical arrangement for her live performances are better than the album versions. It’s like she always gives a more rock-version of her songs when she does them live. The drums and guitars are dope.
TTSUP3R
February 26, 2010 at 4:06 am
I agree with Leo. I always enjoy her Live versions over her album renditions. I enjoyed this performance and her vocals weren’t that bad, mostly because she did little vocally. It worked though lol
GaGa Is The Messi
February 26, 2010 at 4:21 am
BORING LIKE ALMWAYS!!!! I’M tIRED OF THIS NO TALENT CHICK
Pinkpop
February 26, 2010 at 4:26 am
that outfit was just awwwww… no way
newsflash haters
February 26, 2010 at 6:58 am
rihanna is having fun. and its all good. Good for her. Love the rated r album, great songs. Rihanna never built her career on dancing, so idk what is the big deal about trying to critique every move she makes. WHen she wasn’t dancing, you all kept saying she don’t even move, or can’t, now she’s doing a little something something, you guys still have something to say. Haters are only good at one thing, and that’s being negative. Its easy to sit behind your computers and spew nasty venom, but let’s see you guys get out there and do better, so we can pick you to pieces, disect your moves, and critique your looks.
Nicky
February 26, 2010 at 7:06 am
HI HATERS
#6 ON ITUNES = RUDE BOY!!!!!!!!!
HEADING TO NUMBER 1…..SHE WILL HAVE THE MOST #1S AND TOP 10S SINCE 2000!!!!!
SORRY HATERS!!!!
NICKY
February 26, 2010 at 7:09 am
Y’ALL MAD CAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE RIHANNA 6TH NUMBER 1, ITS 6 ON ITUNES US AND 3 ON ITUNES UK, YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER!
Shit
February 26, 2010 at 7:10 am
Rihanna Def is a better vocal performer now than she used to be but Singing & Dancing, oops i mean Walking at the same time- She can Forget about it… & whats up with that Note she trys to hit in Russian Roulete? Just when the performance is going good she goes “You can see through MY CHEI*HGHST” I swear to you, my Cat Screams every time she hears that note she gets scared…
I think her main Flaw is that She doesnt quite know yet how to contain her 3 Octaves & her Stage Presence is almost un-noticeable, It doesnt matter what she wears she always blends end with everyone else on the stage. Now Im Not asking her to Have the ultimate Stage Presence of say MJ or Beyonce but atleast give me MiMi…
Rihanna is a mere RECORDING ARTIST & that is it, shes not a true Artist/Musician. The production on her last Album is great & lyrically its great, Song concept wise, Most those song are good, She should thank her Producers big time…
Tami
February 26, 2010 at 7:18 am
I have nothing against Rihanna but what the hell was she wearing? That was just wrong. I agree with Leo the musical arrangements live are really well done. But the outfit needs to go
Shit
February 26, 2010 at 7:22 am
Why Rihanna Stans always wanna bring up her Stats like its anything Special?? There just setting themselves up for a battle they cant win.
Listen RihTard Stan, Good For her, Im happy for her really, But you can tell me Rihanna has 10 #1 songs & has sold 20 Million Copies of Rated R Worldwide & I wont even dispute or do research to try to prove you wrong because frankly NO ONE CARES BUT HER FANS & These “Numbers” still wont change anyones views on her. If She sounds like a dying Goat, 20+ Million Albums sold later she still sounds like a Dying Goat…
(& FYI, Just Because I Know, B4 anyone says it, This is a brand new Decade ok, If Rihanna gets another top 10, that will be 2 top 10s VS 0 For Beyonce this decade so far. Not to mention Bey has 12 Top 10s as a solowist & Rihanna would also have 12 if rude boy goes top 10, now if Telephone goes top 10 then Bey is back in the lead. Also Rihanna has 4 1/2 #1s While Beyonce has 5 #1s.)
Nika
February 26, 2010 at 7:27 am
This poor chile….at least I got Sade. The STANS – yall need some serious mental health unless ur just that young & dumb.
Shit
February 26, 2010 at 7:29 am
Yes, their Stats are close (Single Wise), This is Because they Both put out good Music, & they both evolve with every Album, This in no way shape or form puts Rihanna any where near Beyonce’s Level. Beyonce has Rihanna Chocking on her Dust…
MushyLove_1992
February 26, 2010 at 7:45 am
She looked beautiful for the neck up. Thats outfit was blah..
And see was teaching Alan how to dutty wine? But she was…I just can’t..I won’t……
MushyLove_1992
February 26, 2010 at 7:45 am
*from*
'Ello
February 26, 2010 at 7:59 am
Has this website become a Rihanna themed website? Like almost every other post is Rihanna. Rihanna is pretty, but she looks a hot mess in that outfit. I’m sorry she does.
I agree with @Shit what is up with Rihanna stans bringing up stats. Rihanna has accomplished a lot but not enough for you to win a battle against Bey stans Gaga stans Britney stans Janet stans and many more. Good Rude Boy is number 6 happy for her, but leave the stats.
Once again I am not a hater, I am not trashing her or any mess like that. This is just my thoughts.
Aunt Jackie
February 26, 2010 at 8:19 am
Cute performance w/ wack dancing. Nothing new………..
jamaican cutie
February 26, 2010 at 8:21 am
OH SO RHIANNA U JAMAICAN NOW??? GO SIT DA FUCK DOWN..!!! AN STOP STEALING OUR DANCES N MAKIN IT UR OWN!!
Nicky
February 26, 2010 at 8:23 am
IM A FAN OF BEYONCE AND RIHANNA NOT LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!! CANT STAND THE BITCH.
WHY CANT TWO BLACK FEMALES BE SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT COMPARING?!
JUST BECAUSE WE’RE PUTTING UP STATS, THAT DONT MEAN WE’RE HATING ON BEYONCE. YALL BEY STANS ARE INSECURE.
RIHANNA AND BEYONCE NEED TO STAY AT THE TOP.
newsflash haters
February 26, 2010 at 8:32 am
@jamaican cutie, why don’t you tell that to beyonce when she’s doing the dutty whine. RIhanna is an islander, so she has a right to dance however she want to, west indian style.
BEYDABESS
February 26, 2010 at 10:01 am
BEY INVINTED DA DUTTY WINE N SHE DID IT BETTA DEN RIHANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEY BEEN DOIN DA DUTTY WINR SENSE 2002!!
GIT EM BEY!!
hihihihi
February 26, 2010 at 10:04 am
HER PERSONALITY IS GREAT UNLIKE THE WACK ASS PERSONALITIES ON THATFDLOPJUICE
SHE SOUNDED GOOD
JANET JLO NEVEEEEEEEEEER COULD
RANDOM
February 26, 2010 at 10:27 am
lol @ THE BAJAN islanders are a bunch
Kenney
February 26, 2010 at 10:29 am
she’s so boring live! if i were performing this song live id be grinding the hell out of that stage. All she doing is moving her hips a lil bit
mez
February 26, 2010 at 10:55 am
Jamaican cutie ya cant have it both ways… the Jamaican dancehall artists are always in Barbados…in fact I think the young people prefer dancehall to soca nowadays so of course Rihanna knows all the danchell dances
LOve her and Alan carr is funny
Its Me Again
February 26, 2010 at 11:01 am
This poor chile.
It’s a good thing she’s stunningly beautiful.
Blasian
February 26, 2010 at 11:14 am
Rihanna is sooooo boring as a performer
NICKY
February 26, 2010 at 11:45 am
YES RIHANNA YOU GOT THE HATERS TALKING AGAIN, THIS IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH 100 COMMENTS TODAY, RIHANNA YOUR PAVING YOUR WAY FOR FUTURE STARS LLIKE KESHA AND LADY GAGA AND JAZMINE SULLIVAN ETC…. KEEP STANDING ON THERE NECKS RIH RIH YOUR THE NUMBER ONE DIVA! NO ONES BETTER THEN YOU AT THIS MOMENT, YESSSSSSSS I CANT WAIT FOR SOME MOPRE NEW MUSIC FROM YOU, YOU A FANTASTIC SINGER KEEP BELTING!!! I LOVE YOU RIHANNA, THE HOTTEST BITCH IN HEELS.
stan
February 26, 2010 at 11:46 am
@shit
“Just when the performance is going good she goes “You can see through MY CHEI*HGHST” ”
i LOLed
NICKY
February 26, 2010 at 11:49 am
SEE WHAT I MEAN, ITS JUST THE WAY SHE SINGS THATS ALL, SHES GOT A BEAUTIFUL 5 OCTAVE VOICE, THE NEXT ALBUMS GOING TO NUMBER 1 RIHANNA!
Kenney
February 26, 2010 at 12:25 pm
@ NICKY who the hell are u braggin about? How come she ain’t had a #1 album yet? None of them debuted @ #1 and even tho Rated R has been cert plat n the US it’s only sold a lil over 500.000 so far. Paving the way? WTF are you on? There’s artists that have been out for 10 yrs who were the ones who paved the way for the loves of Ri-Tard Gag-Me and that other poor ass excuse for a singer. i’m still trying to get over you saying she #1 and to belt out? Bitch don’t even put her on the same pedestal w/ Jazmine cause Jaz been out longer than Ri-Tard. How old are you btw? That will def explain a lot. But if you’re an adult were you in the special needs class?
Kenney
February 26, 2010 at 12:27 pm
and one more thing Ms. Nic Ri-Tard better watch out cause Christina Aguilera has returned w/ that powerful voice and better stage appearance and will put Ri-Tard to shame!
j
February 26, 2010 at 1:38 pm
…..And GaGa Is Certified PLATINUM.
j
February 26, 2010 at 1:59 pm
sry i meant DIAMOND … (loser much)
florida_girl
February 26, 2010 at 2:18 pm
@J…yasss she sold over 10 million sold worldwide…
Keesha
February 26, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I agree with the the people talking about the stans. I mean, just because you have a number one song or a top ten hit doesn’t mean that you’re good or talented for that mattter. I’ve personally never thought that she could sing, but whatever. Call me a hater if you want.
jamaican cutie
February 26, 2010 at 2:32 pm
BEYONCE DID NOT INVENT THE DUTTY WINE!! WHERE DA FUCK DO U LIVE UNDER A ROCK!!
@NEWS FLASH…..IM SURE BAJANS HAVE NICE DANCES AS WELL SHE NEEDS TO EMBRACE HER CULTURE…AS FOR BEYONCE IMMA NEED A WHOLE WEBSITE TO TALK ABOUT HER SWAGGA JACKIN HABITS!!!
NICKY
February 26, 2010 at 3:41 pm
I JUST DID SOME RESEARCH THERE IS NO CERTIFICATION FOR SELLING 10 MILLION WORLDWIDE, YOU GET CERTIFIED FOR EACH COUNTRY, SO THEREFORE LADY CACA HAS MADE A CONFUSION. LMAO!!!
Rob
February 26, 2010 at 4:25 pm
BEYDABESS
You need to be shot in the MUTHA FUCKEN FACE!
BITCH!
X,Y,"and Z"
February 26, 2010 at 5:35 pm
…Oh, look-at-me, my name is Rihanna, and if YOU don’t watch me – YOU’LL be abusing the multitudes of women of planet earth, who are abused and neglected on-the-regular.
I can’t REALLY-sing; well, “not-really”: I just-can’t sing; matter-of-a-fact, if you listen too long, your ears might bleed and you might find yourself – falling to the pavement; paralyzed with the most-serious case of diarrhea anyone lower-intestine should-NEVER wanna see!
…But you needn’t worry, I’ll distract you; if you can ‘look-past’ the pounds-of-foundation, caked-and-plastered to my face; ‘the-concealer’ and the appearance of a Herpes sore …er…I meant SCAR, and ‘convulsive-hip-thrusting,’ you just-might like what you SEE! …I’ll ’sell-you-the-promise’, of getting some pussy too! …After all, I-DO like a big dick, oh, didn’t you hear? I SAID THAT, during one of my more-well-known interviews; that said, my name is Rihanna, wouldn’t YOU want ME as YOUR daughter’s role model?
X,Y,”and Z” — OUT!
Mrs. Darren shellychelle Sharper
February 27, 2010 at 12:46 am
@SHIT You had me at dying goat LMAO! #ICANT!
mez
February 27, 2010 at 2:35 am
Jamaican Cutie FYI Babados is the size of 1/3 of St Elizabeth population 275000 abd like most other Caribbean islands very influenced by Jamaica….
Bajans like to wuk-up but this song is not soca
cool chick
February 27, 2010 at 10:53 am
love rihanna, hate when she performs live
Jermaine
February 27, 2010 at 11:07 am
RIHANNA IS THE BEST FREESTYLE DANCER IN THE BIZ… AND SHE SOUNDS AMAZING! BEYONCE LOST HER CROWN.
cool chick
February 27, 2010 at 11:26 am
@ jermaine
u are also Nicky/HIHIHI please attend yourself to some psychiatric help
mr.Q
February 27, 2010 at 2:42 pm
She is getting better.
I think this song is building up her confidence level!
Mr. Howard
February 27, 2010 at 7:57 pm
she is NOT stiff!! I love how you Euro’s are callin her stiff on every damn blog. Youre Groups Sugababes, and Girls Aloud and whatever other half ass singers you guys have are the ones that are stiff!!!