Check out the one and only Beyonce on the video set of ‘Put It In A Love Song’, Alicia Keys’ chart-smash-in-waiting which the 28 year old features on. The shoot took place today in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Thus far the video looks like it’ll be a winner. Can’t wait!
It seems like Beyonce and Alicia will complement each other, fashion wise, in this video! It’s looking like a real visual stunner
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS A BAD B****!!!
whoa she looks bangin! (no homo lol)
I can’t wait to see this
Bey+AK=AAMZING
I thought I was done seeing Beyonce for a while, DAMN you Alicia!!!
*AMAZING
YASSSS! ONLY BEYONCE CAN SLAY IN URPLE HEALS…. WHO MAD?!?
Beyonce looks HOT!!!! these stills make me feel the heat of summer! Bring it ladies BRING IT!
beyonce body looks amazing!!!!!! I can’t wait!
THS MY BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STUNING ,NOW THE QUESTION IS ALICHA CAN U KEEP UP???YES SHE CAN
LOL AT ,,,,,,,,,
this song is not a smash hit but i am loving the concept of the vid..rio is lovely and thier outfits fit are nice as well..i love that!!
WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY! PEEPS DONT BUY MUSIC VIDS ANYMORE AND SONGS ARE DOWNLOADED FOR FREE. HOPE THE THE PR PEEPS ARE COUNTING THEIR PENNIES CAUSE THIS WILL BACKFIRE WHEN THE SONG AINT THAT. JUST SAYIN.
Beyonce sucks. She can thank jay-z for that collaboration. She only benefits from that jay-z marriage. Jay u married the biggest bishh and dont even recognize it!! poorr hova..
it looks promising…
she looks gr8 so does alicia two beautiful women in a pretty place video looks like its gonna be gudd might help the song out cuz its kinda lame…
YAAAAASSSSSS, FAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL. ASS LICKIN B******
i love bey, but this is a. keys song. so why is bey the headlne for this post. bey i love you girl, but i need you to let me miss u for a sec
bBETTER WORK BEYONCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GRULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BEYONCE LOOKS HOT
She looks gooood! I am looking foward to telephone more though and her ‘break’ 🙂
Go Beylicia go
lOVE THE OUTFITS; THEY ARE SIMILAR TO ALICIA’S.
Bey and Alicia lookin good. (No homo..Lol!)
This video looks like its going to be great! Bey and Akeys never disappoint so…..
7 Reasons Why I Hate Beyonce Stans:
1. Beyonce is always pregnant.
Whenever Beyonce does something different from what is expected then Beyonce stans say it’s because she’s pregnant. If she doesn’t walk the red carpet it’s because she’s pregnant. If she skips the Grammy Awards it’s because she’s pregnant. If she starts her tour in Canada it’s not because of the s***** economy in other parts of the world but because she is pregnant and is trying to get the tour over before her water breaks in her Dereon Jeans. Our nation is in a recession because Beyonce is secretly pregnant. In the minds of Beyonce stans all of the world’s problems are because of Beyonce’s uterus.
2. They’re Ugly.
Ok. Ugly is a little harsh, and I usually don’t believe in using that word. I feel that we are all beautiful gifts from Virgo, but I got tired of looking at oversized pictures of busted-looking Beyonce fans. I’m just saying I shouldn’t have to scroll past 48 big-ass pictures of monkeys, chimps, gremlins, lions, tigers, and bears just to read Beyonce news.
3. Beyonce Stans Act Like She’s Janet/Ciara/Ashanti
Beyonce stans act like Beyonce is an artist starving for attention or a comeback, so if by chance she is not on everybody’s talk show, morning show, late show, award show, fashion show, and dog show then they make it seem as though she doesn’t care about her career and is being lazy. They ignore the fact that she stayed in the Top 5on the album charts for months and had 4 songs in rotation at a time when some popular artists can’t get one song played. They ignore the fact that there are a million behind-the-scenes things that have to be done before you go on tour. Dancers have to rehearse, stages have to be built, wigs have to be curled, chicken has to be seasoned. It’s nonstop work. Beyonce fans always seem know what she should be doing with her career. I just hope some of them get jobs at Def Jam (well, the ones who don’t already work at Def Jam)
4. Humor = Bad/Haters and Free Advertising = Good
It’s ok for stans of other artists to advertise, it’s ok for overweight queens with learning disabilities to advertise video blogs hating on Beyonce, and it’s ok for MediaTakeOut and your favorite blogger’s favorite blogger to steal news from BeyonceWorld. There are members who have flat out called Beyonce fat and dumb and have not be banned, but if you call a board member “bald-headed” (which some of them are) or if you call the moderator gay (which he probably is) then you get banned quicker than you can say “Uh Uh Oh”.
5. BeyonceWorld was Turning into RihannaWorld
As much as I am annoyed when people bring up Beyonce’s name out of context to hate on her, I would be a hyprocrite if I didn’t point out that certain Beyonce fans feel the need to evoke the spirit of Miss Fenty in conversations that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with her. I have acknowledged that Rihanna is competition, but I don’t need to bring her into situations that have nothing to do with her.
6. Stans Want to Have Their Popeye’s Chicken and Eat It Too
Beyonce stans want Beyonce to be a ground-breaking, cutting edge artist who is at the top of her game, but part of being groundbreaking means taking risks, and some Beyonce stans only support those risks if the it turns out to be successful. They don’t like or dislike things on based on their own tastes or opinons, they like or dislike things based on the potential for hate or potential for bragging rights. For example, if Beyonce started wearing a hats made out of dildoes they would hate. But if everybody else starts wearing the those same people will act like they were up on d**** hats before everybody. So in simpler terms a lot of Beyonce stans are stans only when it’s convenient to them. As I have said numerous times before, I would rather look at something that Beyonce does, understand it, and still hate it because I truly hate it, rather than not understand it, and just like it just because other people like it.
7. You Start to Think That Sasha is Not So Fierce
If you spend an extended amount of time with Beyonce stans arguing from the comfort their dorm rooms or grandmother’s basements you begin to question why you like Beyonce in the first place. I mean if she’s as great as you think she is, how did she manage attract such s*** heads as her fans? I like Beyonce, does that mean I’m a s*** head too? As much as you believe in Sasha Fierce and all that she can do for you, after arguing, defending, and explaining things all day you just get tired of her fans and sometimes, you get tired of her.
——————————————————————–
To sum it all up, Beyonce stans could find a way to f*** up a wet dream, and because of the above reasons, I felt that it was time for me to leave BeyonceWorld, and I will admit, that it has been fun getting Beyonce news without the added and unnecessary commentary.
It was fun watching the Oscars without:
“Why is Jay not there?”
“Why doesn’t he support his wife?”
“He probably somewhere creepin’ on Beyonce, that farm-faced b******…”
“You think they got into a fight?
“I didn’t want them to get married anyway.”
“What are the Oscars?”
“Is “Single Ladies” nominated for an Oscar?”
“Do you think she’ll perform “Diva” at the Oscars?”
“Do you think she’ll go into labor on stage, since she is pregnant?”
And such…
I will still continue to give glory and send praises to Sasha Fierce. I’ll get good and liquored up so that I can sit through “Obsessed”. And I plan to see the Sasha Fierce Tour a couple of times (but if she thinks I’m paying $1500 to take a picture a with her she needs to go with Rihanna to get a CAT scan because Miss Knowles-Carter done bumped her skull if she think I’m spending rent money to meet her funky ass)
I think message boards and blogs are a very important tool for artists and fans. I don’t think any person should live in a bubble where they are shut off from other’s people’s opinions and criticism because some of it is constructive, and I’m sure Beyonce and/or some of her people have learned from fans’ comments and suggestions.
I just no longer feel the need to be reminded of the negative side to being a stan. The ignorance, hypocrisy, and delusion required to be a stan of ANY artist. Most rabid fans of most popular artists are annoying. You can go to any message board of ANY artist and get annoyed after awhile.
I miss the days when I wasn’t checking Billboard charts or ticket sales. I miss the days when I didn’t know s***. Granted Beyonce is a top-selling artist, but I don’t consider myself a bandwagon fan so my appreciation of her is not based on numbers. I liked “Work It Out” and damn it, I liked “Ring the Alarm” (you can kiss my ass that was a hot song). Although I have spent a considerable amount of time giving reasons why Beyonce is better than you at everything, I got tired of debating Beyonce with other Beyonce fans. If I wanted to read ignorant Beyonce comments I could just go to YouTube. In my opinion, not everything she says or does should spark a 67-page discussion (which is why I don’t post everyday). And once you find yourself having defend something you like all the time, it begins feeling like work instead of entertainment.
If I have learned anything from the Beyonceitis outbreak it’s that career security is not guaranteed. Just because you are hot today does not mean you will be hot tomorrow, and as a fan of Sasha Fierce, I would rather spend this time enjoying an artist in her prime rather than argue about her all day.
So from this day on I will no longer refer to myself as a “Beyonce Stan”.
I am a “Sasha Fierce Support Representative”.
I don’t mean any harm.
I just want to be entertained.
^ Did you seriously waste your time doing that? You know people are just gonna scroll right past yo ass.. right?
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7 Reasons Why I Hate Beyonce Stans:
1. Beyonce is always pregnant.
Whenever Beyonce does something different from what is expected then Beyonce stans say it’s because she’s pregnant. If she doesn’t walk the red carpet it’s because she’s pregnant. If she skips the Grammy Awards it’s because she’s pregnant. If she starts her tour in Canada it’s not because of the s***** economy in other parts of the world but because she is pregnant and is trying to get the tour over before her water breaks in her Dereon Jeans. Our nation is in a recession because Beyonce is secretly pregnant. In the minds of Beyonce stans all of the world’s problems are because of Beyonce’s uterus.
2. They’re Ugly.
Ok. Ugly is a little harsh, and I usually don’t believe in using that word. I feel that we are all beautiful gifts from Virgo, but I got tired of looking at oversized pictures of busted-looking Beyonce fans. I’m just saying I shouldn’t have to scroll past 48 big-ass pictures of monkeys, chimps, gremlins, lions, tigers, and bears just to read Beyonce news.
3. Beyonce Stans Act Like She’s Janet/Ciara/Ashanti
Beyonce stans act like Beyonce is an artist starving for attention or a comeback, so if by chance she is not on everybody’s talk show, morning show, late show, award show, fashion show, and dog show then they make it seem as though she doesn’t care about her career and is being lazy. They ignore the fact that she stayed in the Top 5on the album charts for months and had 4 songs in rotation at a time when some popular artists can’t get one song played. They ignore the fact that there are a million behind-the-scenes things that have to be done before you go on tour. Dancers have to rehearse, stages have to be built, wigs have to be curled, chicken has to be seasoned. It’s nonstop work. Beyonce fans always seem know what she should be doing with her career. I just hope some of them get jobs at Def Jam (well, the ones who don’t already work at Def Jam)
4. Humor = Bad/Haters and Free Advertising = Good
It’s ok for stans of other artists to advertise, it’s ok for overweight queens with learning disabilities to advertise video blogs hating on Beyonce, and it’s ok for MediaTakeOut and your favorite blogger’s favorite blogger to steal news from BeyonceWorld. There are members who have flat out called Beyonce fat and dumb and have not be banned, but if you call a board member “bald-headed” (which some of them are) or if you call the moderator gay (which he probably is) then you get banned quicker than you can say “Uh Uh Oh”.
5. BeyonceWorld was Turning into RihannaWorld
As much as I am annoyed when people bring up Beyonce’s name out of context to hate on her, I would be a hyprocrite if I didn’t point out that certain Beyonce fans feel the need to evoke the spirit of Miss Fenty in conversations that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with her. I have acknowledged that Rihanna is competition, but I don’t need to bring her into situations that have nothing to do with her.
6. Stans Want to Have Their Popeye’s Chicken and Eat It Too
Beyonce stans want Beyonce to be a ground-breaking, cutting edge artist who is at the top of her game, but part of being groundbreaking means taking risks, and some Beyonce stans only support those risks if the it turns out to be successful. They don’t like or dislike things on based on their own tastes or opinons, they like or dislike things based on the potential for hate or potential for bragging rights. For example, if Beyonce started wearing a hats made out of dildoes they would hate. But if everybody else starts wearing the those same people will act like they were up on d**** hats before everybody. So in simpler terms a lot of Beyonce stans are stans only when it’s convenient to them. As I have said numerous times before, I would rather look at something that Beyonce does, understand it, and still hate it because I truly hate it, rather than not understand it, and just like it just because other people like it.
7. You Start to Think That Sasha is Not So Fierce
If you spend an extended amount of time with Beyonce stans arguing from the comfort their dorm rooms or grandmother’s basements you begin to question why you like Beyonce in the first place. I mean if she’s as great as you think she is, how did she manage attract such s*** heads as her fans? I like Beyonce, does that mean I’m a s*** head too? As much as you believe in Sasha Fierce and all that she can do for you, after arguing, defending, and explaining things all day you just get tired of her fans and sometimes, you get tired of her.
——————————————————————–
To sum it all up, Beyonce stans could find a way to f*** up a wet dream, and because of the above reasons, I felt that it was time for me to leave BeyonceWorld, and I will admit, that it has been fun getting Beyonce news without the added and unnecessary commentary.
It was fun watching the Oscars without:
“Why is Jay not there?”
“Why doesn’t he support his wife?”
“He probably somewhere creepin’ on Beyonce, that farm-faced b******…”
“You think they got into a fight?
“I didn’t want them to get married anyway.”
“What are the Oscars?”
“Is “Single Ladies” nominated for an Oscar?”
“Do you think she’ll perform “Diva” at the Oscars?”
“Do you think she’ll go into labor on stage, since she is pregnant?”
And such…
I will still continue to give glory and send praises to Sasha Fierce. I’ll get good and liquored up so that I can sit through “Obsessed”. And I plan to see the Sasha Fierce Tour a couple of times (but if she thinks I’m paying $1500 to take a picture a with her she needs to go with Rihanna to get a CAT scan because Miss Knowles-Carter done bumped her skull if she think I’m spending rent money to meet her funky ass)
I think message boards and blogs are a very important tool for artists and fans. I don’t think any person should live in a bubble where they are shut off from other’s people’s opinions and criticism because some of it is constructive, and I’m sure Beyonce and/or some of her people have learned from fans’ comments and suggestions.
I just no longer feel the need to be reminded of the negative side to being a stan. The ignorance, hypocrisy, and delusion required to be a stan of ANY artist. Most rabid fans of most popular artists are annoying. You can go to any message board of ANY artist and get annoyed after awhile.
I miss the days when I wasn’t checking Billboard charts or ticket sales. I miss the days when I didn’t know s***. Granted Beyonce is a top-selling artist, but I don’t consider myself a bandwagon fan so my appreciation of her is not based on numbers. I liked “Work It Out” and damn it, I liked “Ring the Alarm” (you can kiss my ass that was a hot song). Although I have spent a considerable amount of time giving reasons why Beyonce is better than you at everything, I got tired of debating Beyonce with other Beyonce fans. If I wanted to read ignorant Beyonce comments I could just go to YouTube. In my opinion, not everything she says or does should spark a 67-page discussion (which is why I don’t post everyday). And once you find yourself having defend something you like all the time, it begins feeling like work instead of entertainment.
If I have learned anything from the Beyonceitis outbreak it’s that career security is not guaranteed. Just because you are hot today does not mean you will be hot tomorrow, and as a fan of Sasha Fierce, I would rather spend this time enjoying an artist in her prime rather than argue about her all day.
So from this day on I will no longer refer to myself as a “Beyonce Stan”.
I am a “Sasha Fierce Support Representative”.
I don’t mean any harm.
I just want to be entertained.
Beyonce body looks SICK CAN’T WAIT!
IT GOING TO BE CLASSIC HA
Work beyonce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Million Reasons Why I Hate Beyonce Stans:
1. Beyonce is always pregnant.
Whenever Beyonce does something different from what is expected then Beyonce stans say it’s because she’s pregnant. If she doesn’t walk the red carpet it’s because she’s pregnant. If she skips the Grammy Awards it’s because she’s pregnant. If she starts her tour in Canada it’s not because of the s***** economy in other parts of the world but because she is pregnant and is trying to get the tour over before her water breaks in her Dereon Jeans. Our nation is in a recession because Beyonce is secretly pregnant. In the minds of Beyonce stans all of the world’s problems are because of Beyonce’s uterus.
2. They’re Ugly.
Ok. Ugly is a little harsh, and I usually don’t believe in using that word. I feel that we are all beautiful gifts from Virgo, but I got tired of looking at oversized pictures of busted-looking Beyonce fans. I’m just saying I shouldn’t have to scroll past 48 big-ass pictures of monkeys, chimps, gremlins, lions, tigers, and bears just to read Beyonce news.
3. Beyonce Stans Act Like She’s Janet/Ciara/Ashanti
Beyonce stans act like Beyonce is an artist starving for attention or a comeback, so if by chance she is not on everybody’s talk show, morning show, late show, award show, fashion show, and dog show then they make it seem as though she doesn’t care about her career and is being lazy. They ignore the fact that she stayed in the Top 5on the album charts for months and had 4 songs in rotation at a time when some popular artists can’t get one song played. They ignore the fact that there are a million behind-the-scenes things that have to be done before you go on tour. Dancers have to rehearse, stages have to be built, wigs have to be curled, chicken has to be seasoned. It’s nonstop work. Beyonce fans always seem know what she should be doing with her career. I just hope some of them get jobs at Def Jam (well, the ones who don’t already work at Def Jam)
4. Humor = Bad/Haters and Free Advertising = Good
It’s ok for stans of other artists to advertise, it’s ok for overweight queens with learning disabilities to advertise video blogs hating on Beyonce, and it’s ok for MediaTakeOut and your favorite blogger’s favorite blogger to steal news from BeyonceWorld. There are members who have flat out called Beyonce fat and dumb and have not be banned, but if you call a board member “bald-headed” (which some of them are) or if you call the moderator gay (which he probably is) then you get banned quicker than you can say “Uh Uh Oh”.
5. BeyonceWorld was Turning into RihannaWorld
As much as I am annoyed when people bring up Beyonce’s name out of context to hate on her, I would be a hyprocrite if I didn’t point out that certain Beyonce fans feel the need to evoke the spirit of Miss Fenty in conversations that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with her. I have acknowledged that Rihanna is competition, but I don’t need to bring her into situations that have nothing to do with her.
6. Stans Want to Have Their Popeye’s Chicken and Eat It Too
Beyonce stans want Beyonce to be a ground-breaking, cutting edge artist who is at the top of her game, but part of being groundbreaking means taking risks, and some Beyonce stans only support those risks if the it turns out to be successful. They don’t like or dislike things on based on their own tastes or opinons, they like or dislike things based on the potential for hate or potential for bragging rights. For example, if Beyonce started wearing a hats made out of dildoes they would hate. But if everybody else starts wearing the those same people will act like they were up on d**** hats before everybody. So in simpler terms a lot of Beyonce stans are stans only when it’s convenient to them. As I have said numerous times before, I would rather look at something that Beyonce does, understand it, and still hate it because I truly hate it, rather than not understand it, and just like it just because other people like it.
7. You Start to Think That Sasha is Not So Fierce
If you spend an extended amount of time with Beyonce stans arguing from the comfort their dorm rooms or grandmother’s basements you begin to question why you like Beyonce in the first place. I mean if she’s as great as you think she is, how did she manage attract such s*** heads as her fans? I like Beyonce, does that mean I’m a s*** head too? As much as you believe in Sasha Fierce and all that she can do for you, after arguing, defending, and explaining things all day you just get tired of her fans and sometimes, you get tired of her.
——————————————————————–
To sum it all up, Beyonce stans could find a way to f*** up a wet dream, and because of the above reasons, I felt that it was time for me to leave BeyonceWorld, and I will admit, that it has been fun getting Beyonce news without the added and unnecessary commentary.
It was fun watching the Oscars without:
“Why is Jay not there?”
“Why doesn’t he support his wife?”
“He probably somewhere creepin’ on Beyonce, that farm-faced b******…”
“You think they got into a fight?
“I didn’t want them to get married anyway.”
“What are the Oscars?”
“Is “Single Ladies” nominated for an Oscar?”
“Do you think she’ll perform “Diva” at the Oscars?”
“Do you think she’ll go into labor on stage, since she is pregnant?”
And such…
I will still continue to give glory and send praises to Sasha Fierce. I’ll get good and liquored up so that I can sit through “Obsessed”. And I plan to see the Sasha Fierce Tour a couple of times (but if she thinks I’m paying $1500 to take a picture a with her she needs to go with Rihanna to get a CAT scan because Miss Knowles-Carter done bumped her skull if she think I’m spending rent money to meet her funky ass)
I think message boards and blogs are a very important tool for artists and fans. I don’t think any person should live in a bubble where they are shut off from other’s people’s opinions and criticism because some of it is constructive, and I’m sure Beyonce and/or some of her people have learned from fans’ comments and suggestions.
I just no longer feel the need to be reminded of the negative side to being a stan. The ignorance, hypocrisy, and delusion required to be a stan of ANY artist. Most rabid fans of most popular artists are annoying. You can go to any message board of ANY artist and get annoyed after awhile.
I miss the days when I wasn’t checking Billboard charts or ticket sales. I miss the days when I didn’t know s***. Granted Beyonce is a top-selling artist, but I don’t consider myself a bandwagon fan so my appreciation of her is not based on numbers. I liked “Work It Out” and damn it, I liked “Ring the Alarm” (you can kiss my ass that was a hot song). Although I have spent a considerable amount of time giving reasons why Beyonce is better than you at everything, I got tired of debating Beyonce with other Beyonce fans. If I wanted to read ignorant Beyonce comments I could just go to YouTube. In my opinion, not everything she says or does should spark a 67-page discussion (which is why I don’t post everyday). And once you find yourself having defend something you like all the time, it begins feeling like work instead of entertainment.
If I have learned anything from the Beyonceitis outbreak it’s that career security is not guaranteed. Just because you are hot today does not mean you will be hot tomorrow, and as a fan of Sasha Fierce, I would rather spend this time enjoying an artist in her prime rather than argue about her all day.
So from this day on I will no longer refer to myself as a “Beyonce Stan”.
I am a “Sasha Fierce Support Representative”.
I don’t mean any harm.
I just want to be entertained.
beyonce’s body on point, my God that girl has a nice figure! I like the song, and the ladies look Beautiful.
@BEYONCEITIS CHILE GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE! THANX AGAIN FOR GIVIN MY GIRL BEYONCE HER DUE CREDIT.
She looks reallll sweet in these pics. Has she lost the thickness in her legs? 😐
@MRS. DARREN SHELLYCHELLE SHARPER, SHUT YOUR S*** FACED ASS UP, YOU RAGGEDY ASS B****. YOU INSECURE LITTLE GIRL. WANNA BE BEYONCE SO BAD, THAT YOU DONT HAVE AN IDENTITY OF YOUR OWN. B**** YOU AINT BEYONCE, YOU DUMB H**. WE CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOUR NO JOB HAVING ASS TO COME AND SAVE THE DAY ON A BEYONCE POST. YOU MUST HAVE GOT OFFENDED AT THE PART OF HAVING TO SCROLL DOWN THE POST PASS A BUNCH OF M***** LOOKING BITCES LIKE YOU ON A BEY POST. GTFOH YOU M***** LOOKING RETARDED B****
H-O-T!!!! BEYONCE LOOKS AWESOME! GET ‘EM BEY!!!!!
@BEYONCEITIS
DID U REALLY JUST WRITE A TERM PAPER ON WHY U DON’T LIKE BEYONCE’S FANS/STANS?? AND THEN POST IT MULTIPLE TIMES AS IF YOU’RE INFORMING SOMEONE OF BREAKING NEWS?? WOW! SMH.
@MS CLAY, YOU CAN STICK YOUR HEAD UP MRS. DARREN SHELLYCHELLE SHARPER’S ASS AND THAT WAY I CAN KICK BOTH OF YOU THIRSTY B****** INTO REALITY AT THE SAME TIME.
YASSSSS They r rockin African attire! I know that Ghanaian cloth in Bey’s top like anything! And Alicia’s has the Ghana cloth too…YASSSS reppin’ my country well!
You making the Real Beyonceitis look Bad! so please stop
Both ladies are looking fierce. Is it me or do it look like in the second picture of Beyonce she looks like she have a baby bump? Still firece with a body to die for. You go Jay.
alicia shits on beYAWNce! i hate u bey stans ;D
someone is really funny here lolllllll
PUT HATER ON STAN AND U WILL GET IT LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLL
@Beyonceitis I loved your rant/essay! It actually almost made me drop my laptop, I was laughing so hard 😀
eww that outfit looks ugly. well no suprise there, beyonce always looks/dresses ugly. SMH
beYAWNce *YAWN*
all of you sad pathetic losers who purposely come on here to hate hard! is this all you have to do in your lives. sit on this site and bash artists. i only stan for one singer but do not hate on other artists. get a life!
why can’t all the beyone and rihanna stans re-unite together and be in pease for god sake lmao. both artists are amazing in their own ways 🙂
On Saturday (September 12) After Beyonce snatched wigs in NYC she flew 8 hours to Europe to watch Jay-Z open for Coldplay.
On Sunday (September 13) The strumpet then flew 8 hours back to NYC to rehearse Sunday morning and snatch more hairpieces Sunday night. Then won Video of Year, then hopped on a 23 hour flight to a sold-out show in Australia, and killed it again.
If your wig was snatched by Beyonce over the weekend please contact the Wig Crypt Wig Claims Hotline, give Angie your wig ticket number and we will overnight your wig back to you.
Hello chiluns. This is Foxxy Lady Tina Knowles coming to you today. That Beyonceitis boy needed a break. He’s still dealing with his broken heart. I have a little sympathy for him but not much. Miss Tina has never been the type of gal to cry over lost penis. He shoulda called me because I have a spell that will have a man on you like cheese on grits.
Here’s what you do:
1. You get some of the man’s hair.
2. Put it in a Dereon Prayer Cloth (available at Wal-Mart).
3. Put 3 drops of Armani Diamonds on it.
4. Hold it in your left hand.
5. Say “Love, s**, magic, act bad, talk dirty, look s***, don’t hurt me”.
6. Say the man’s name 3 times.
7. And then say “Get Me Bodied”.
Not really feelin this song, but Bey looks pretty in these pics.
U Bey haters are really illiterate…wowwww now I know Rihanna fans are a majority of 13 yr olds…
Beyonceitis is a undercover Beyonce stan. I’m convinced…
When Obama was elected president I vowed that I would make the effort to contribute more to society. I was not content on just being productive in my own life, I wanted to reach out and touch others, but I was unsure exactly how that would manifest itself. So I thought about it, prayed about it, meditated, listened to B-Day, and asked Jesus to put a word in my heart. Then one day I realized what my calling in life was to be.
I began a mentoring program. Me and a bunch of other Beyonce stans Sasha Fierce Support Representatives went to pre-schools and elementary schools and taught children the correct way to stan for Beyonce on the internet. We would teach the children basic concepts about stanning for Beyonce.
EXAMPLES:
1: B**** YOU JUST MAD YOU FLOPPED
2: AT LEAST BEYONCE’S WIGS ARE YAKI
Left alone in their natural habitat Beyonce stans are harmless. However, if you make even the smallest remark about Queen Creole then it’s pretty much a wrap. Beyonce stans don’t have sympathy. They don’t care if you’re a legend. They don’t care about your family tragedy. They don’t care if you boyfriend Boom Boom Powed you in a parking lot. The only thing that matters is that Beyonce Giselle Knowles is the queen of the universe and if you even think anything contrary to that then Beyonce stans will ruin your life, your career, your record sales, and your Twitter page.
Beyonce is a worldwide entertainment legend.
From 2009-2013 she embarks on the I Am…Sasha Fierce Tour (sponsored by L’Oreal, Samsung, Oscar Mayer, Toyota, and the new Dereon Pregnancy Test)
Although it becomes the highest grossing tour in history, when the tour is over she leaves music and focuses her attention on acting.
In 2014 she wins an Oscar playing herself in the film:
“Coward-Ass B******: The Life and Times of Destiny’s Child”.
In 2019 she wins a Pulitzer Prize for her autobiography,”Hating-Ass Internet B******: The Autobiography of Miss Beyonce Knowles”
In 2022 she wins a Tony Award for a Broadway musical based on her life struggles entitled
“Fat-Ass Blogger B******: The Trials and Tribulations of Beyonce Knowles (music and lyrics by Lil’ Boosie)”
In between acting projects she has a very full personal life. She leaves Jay-Z and then they got back together. They have 4 kids: Allegra Carter, Levitra Carter, Cialas Carter, and V***** Carter. One child for each of Jay’s pills.
In 2025 She leaves him again and she and Justin Timberlake get married and the two have a 3-year residency at Ceasar’s Palace in Las Vegas along with their interracial family band.
In 2029 She leaves Justin and gets back with Jay-Z. Then leaves Jay-Z again.
In 2031 Beyonce goes through an “experimental” phase with Alicia Keys which doesn’t quite work out.
In 2033 Beyonce then gets back together with Jay-Z and in 2037 Beyonce is arrested for pistol-whipping him in a iHop parking lot in Houston,TX. Beyonce claims Jay winked at a waitress. Jay says it was a facial spasm and he appears on the cover of Essence magazine to tell his side of the story.
Beyonce and Jay reconcile and get back together in 2038.
After years of success in acting Beyonce decides, at the age of 68, that it’s time to get back into music. She’s gonna show these young b****** who the real queen is. So Matthew Knowles Jr. (her new manager and long-lost half-brother) gets her a gig performing at the Super Bowl Halftime show with singing sensation Chris Brown Jr.
A lot is riding on this performance. Most of her old competition have found it hard to maintain success. Rihanna is now a judge on American Idol. Ciara is a background dancer for Baby Daniel’s world tour. And Britney Spears is still performing, but her managers have found that instead of making her perform on stage it’s a lot easier to put a blond wig on a laptop computer and play her music on iTunes for 2 hours. It has the same of effect of an actual Britney Spears performance and her fans, unsurprisingly, are willing to pay $300 to stare at laptop with a blond wig for 2 hours.
The music industry has changed in the 40 years since Beyonce was the “hottest chick in the game” , This is Beyonce’s chance to prove that after 50 years in the game she is still relevant. So Super Bowl Sunday comes. She takes the stage during halftime, and at the end her performance, Chris Brown Jr. rips off Beyonce’s House of Dereon zebra-skin jumpsuit exposing her naked 68-year-old body to the world.
TITTIES!
ASS!
You can see her public hairs.
(Bernie Mac ©1998)
White America is OUTRAGED. Television stations are fined millions of dollars. Beyonce’s 39 Grammys, her Oscars, her Tony, her Emmy, and her Olympic Gymnastics gold medal (long story), are all taken away. Within a matter of seconds Beyonce goes from worldwide icon to worldwide joke. Her next 5 albums flop. She can no longer fill arenas and has to cancel a tour of church bingo halls and riverboat casinos due to low ticket sales. It seems as though within a matter of seconds, 40 years of hard work is flushed down the toilet.
(sigh)
It’s not easy being an icon in the music industry.
There’s always a conflict between the artist you are and the artist you used to be.
People agree that you are an icon, but no one wants to buy your new music.
It’s too pop for your R&B fans
Too urban for your pop fans
It’s too young.
Too old.
Too big.
Too wide.
It won’t fit.
You’re trying too hard.
You’re not trying hard enough.
You don’t sing the same.
You’ve lost your voice.
You don’t dance the same.
Your new music doesn’t come close to living up to any of your “classic” material.
You are trying to remain relevant in 2009, but to do so you have to constantly remind people of s*** you did 20 years ago.
You are competing with artists who weren’t even alive when you were in your prime.
You have to attract a new generation of listeners without neglecting the fans who made you famous.
You fight hard to avoid the painful realization that your milkshake just doesn’t bring them to the yard like it used to.
You’re trying to avoid the fact that the party may be over.
In the music industry it’s hard enough to remain relevant for 2 years, let alone 20 years, but the only thing worse than a diva past her prime is a diva who doesn’t know she’s past her prime.
And the only thing worse than a diva who doesn’t know she past her prime are fans who won’t accept the fact that their favorite diva is past her prime.
Of course no one around you is going to tell you that you suck, that your voice is gone, that your dance moves are slower, that you’ve gained weight, or your new music sucks ass, especially if there is still money to be made off of you.
So how do you know when it’s time to pack it up?
Fame is a cruel, evil, unfaithful w****. You’re are only an exposed nipple, a shaved head, or a cocaine habit away for losing a lifetime’s worth of hard work. You can wake up tomorrow and realize that you’ve been replaced by artists half your age, with half your talent.
When most “legends” release new material or mount a new tour they say it’s because they love what they do.
But that’s b*******.
The REAL reason legends stage comebacks is to show the young girls who the original divas were.
Sometimes it works. And Sometimes it doesn’t.
But that’s the risk you take when you jeopardize your status as an icon trying to do what the young girls do.
As Beyonce continues her quest for legend status I’m sure she is learning from the successes and mistakes of the artists she admires and is learning how to age gracefully both as a person and artist. She’s managed to squeeze in a lifetime’s worth of iconic accomplishments and performances within a span of 6 years, but I still think her best work is yet to come.
Beyonce’s idol, Tina Turner seems to have the right idea about aging with class. Last year she went on Oprah and said, “Look b****. I’m going on tour. I don’t want to work Pharrell, I don’t need a new album, I don’t want to go on 106 and Park, I don’t want to work with the Dream, and I don’t need a hook for this s***. I’m going on tour. I’m charging $150 a ticket, and you m************ better be there.”
And she sold out every tour date and got great reviews with her dignity, reputation,(and her clothes) still in tact. She was aware of her age yet aware that she was still a great performer who was still relevant.
I guess she realized that at a certain point in your life and musical career no producer, no video, or marketing gimmick is going to make you 27 again, and sometimes the best you can do is focus on the people who appreciate you rather than degrade yourself by trying to appeal to youngsters who are going to think that you are old and played out anyway.
Maybe we should be a little more respectful of our musical veterans and icons because they are the ones who influenced our favorite artists. And it must be hard to wake up one day to see a totally different industry than the one you came up in. It must be even more difficult to try to figure out how you can fit into this new industry, or if you can even fit in at all.
@MushyLove
She must be! Cuz only a true stan would formulate a history on their idol and flood a thread on it lololol…if u truly dont like someone you stay out their thread–not RAISE their comment count! lmao at these undercover BEY stans. Just come out already lol!
Beyonce is a worldwide entertainment legend.(WINK)
From 2009-2013 she embarks on the I Am…Sasha Fierce Tour (sponsored by L’Oreal, Samsung, Oscar Mayer, Toyota, and the new Dereon Pregnancy Test)
Although it becomes the highest grossing tour in history, when the tour is over she leaves music and focuses her attention on acting.
In 2014 she wins an Oscar playing herself in the film:
“Coward-Ass B******: The Life and Times of Destiny’s Child”.
In 2019 she wins a Pulitzer Prize for her autobiography,”Hating-Ass Internet B******: The Autobiography of Miss Beyonce Knowles”
In 2022 she wins a Tony Award for a Broadway musical based on her life struggles entitled
“Fat-Ass Blogger B******: The Trials and Tribulations of Beyonce Knowles (music and lyrics by Lil’ Boosie)”
In between acting projects she has a very full personal life. She leaves Jay-Z and then they got back together. They have 4 kids: Allegra Carter, Levitra Carter, Cialas Carter, and V***** Carter. One child for each of Jay’s pills.
In 2025 She leaves him again and she and Justin Timberlake get married and the two have a 3-year residency at Ceasar’s Palace in Las Vegas along with their interracial family band.
In 2029 She leaves Justin and gets back with Jay-Z. Then leaves Jay-Z again.
In 2031 Beyonce goes through an “experimental” phase with Alicia Keys which doesn’t quite work out.
In 2033 Beyonce then gets back together with Jay-Z and in 2037 Beyonce is arrested for pistol-whipping him in a iHop parking lot in Houston,TX. Beyonce claims Jay winked at a waitress. Jay says it was a facial spasm and he appears on the cover of Essence magazine to tell his side of the story.
Beyonce and Jay reconcile and get back together in 2038.
After years of success in acting Beyonce decides, at the age of 68, that it’s time to get back into music. She’s gonna show these young b****** who the real queen is. So Matthew Knowles Jr. (her new manager and long-lost half-brother) gets her a gig performing at the Super Bowl Halftime show with singing sensation Chris Brown Jr.
A lot is riding on this performance. Most of her old competition have found it hard to maintain success. Rihanna is now a judge on American Idol. Ciara is a background dancer for Baby Daniel’s world tour. And Britney Spears is still performing, but her managers have found that instead of making her perform on stage it’s a lot easier to put a blond wig on a laptop computer and play her music on iTunes for 2 hours. It has the same of effect of an actual Britney Spears performance and her fans, unsurprisingly, are willing to pay $300 to stare at laptop with a blond wig for 2 hours.
The music industry has changed in the 40 years since Beyonce was the “hottest chick in the game” , This is Beyonce’s chance to prove that after 50 years in the game she is still relevant. So Super Bowl Sunday comes. She takes the stage during halftime, and at the end her performance, Chris Brown Jr. rips off Beyonce’s House of Dereon zebra-skin jumpsuit exposing her naked 68-year-old body to the world.
TITTIES!
ASS!
You can see her public hairs.
(Bernie Mac ©1998)
White America is OUTRAGED. Television stations are fined millions of dollars. Beyonce’s 39 Grammys, her Oscars, her Tony, her Emmy, and her Olympic Gymnastics gold medal (long story), are all taken away. Within a matter of seconds Beyonce goes from worldwide icon to worldwide joke. Her next 5 albums flop. She can no longer fill arenas and has to cancel a tour of church bingo halls and riverboat casinos due to low ticket sales. It seems as though within a matter of seconds, 40 years of hard work is flushed down the toilet.
(sigh)
It’s not easy being an icon in the music industry.
There’s always a conflict between the artist you are and the artist you used to be.
People agree that you are an icon, but no one wants to buy your new music.
It’s too pop for your R&B fans
Too urban for your pop fans
It’s too young.
Too old.
Too big.
Too wide.
It won’t fit.
You’re trying too hard.
You’re not trying hard enough.
You don’t sing the same.
You’ve lost your voice.
You don’t dance the same.
Your new music doesn’t come close to living up to any of your “classic” material.
You are trying to remain relevant in 2009, but to do so you have to constantly remind people of s*** you did 20 years ago.
You are competing with artists who weren’t even alive when you were in your prime.
You have to attract a new generation of listeners without neglecting the fans who made you famous.
You fight hard to avoid the painful realization that your milkshake just doesn’t bring them to the yard like it used to.
You’re trying to avoid the fact that the party may be over.
In the music industry it’s hard enough to remain relevant for 2 years, let alone 20 years, but the only thing worse than a diva past her prime is a diva who doesn’t know she’s past her prime.
And the only thing worse than a diva who doesn’t know she past her prime are fans who won’t accept the fact that their favorite diva is past her prime.
Of course no one around you is going to tell you that you suck, that your voice is gone, that your dance moves are slower, that you’ve gained weight, or your new music sucks ass, especially if there is still money to be made off of you.
So how do you know when it’s time to pack it up?
Fame is a cruel, evil, unfaithful w****. You’re are only an exposed nipple, a shaved head, or a cocaine habit away for losing a lifetime’s worth of hard work. You can wake up tomorrow and realize that you’ve been replaced by artists half your age, with half your talent.
When most “legends” release new material or mount a new tour they say it’s because they love what they do.
But that’s b*******.
The REAL reason legends stage comebacks is to show the young girls who the original divas were.
Sometimes it works. And Sometimes it doesn’t.
But that’s the risk you take when you jeopardize your status as an icon trying to do what the young girls do.
As Beyonce continues her quest for legend status I’m sure she is learning from the successes and mistakes of the artists she admires and is learning how to age gracefully both as a person and artist. She’s managed to squeeze in a lifetime’s worth of iconic accomplishments and performances within a span of 6 years, but I still think her best work is yet to come.
Beyonce’s idol, Tina Turner seems to have the right idea about aging with class. Last year she went on Oprah and said, “Look b****. I’m going on tour. I don’t want to work Pharrell, I don’t need a new album, I don’t want to go on 106 and Park, I don’t want to work with the Dream, and I don’t need a hook for this s***. I’m going on tour. I’m charging $150 a ticket, and you m************ better be there.”
And she sold out every tour date and got great reviews with her dignity, reputation,(and her clothes) still in tact. She was aware of her age yet aware that she was still a great performer who was still relevant.
I guess she realized that at a certain point in your life and musical career no producer, no video, or marketing gimmick is going to make you 27 again, and sometimes the best you can do is focus on the people who appreciate you rather than degrade yourself by trying to appeal to youngsters who are going to think that you are old and played out anyway.
Maybe we should be a little more respectful of our musical veterans and icons because they are the ones who influenced our favorite artists. And it must be hard to wake up one day to see a totally different industry than the one you came up in. It must be even more difficult to try to figure out how you can fit into this new industry, or if you can even fit in at all.
Tina Knowles took a swipe at Janice Combs with her razor after they got in a fight over the last pack of Honey Blond Yaki at Kim’s Korean Hair and Nail supply.
Matthew Knowles taping his segment on Maury Povich today and Tina Knowles bringing Solange’s 1992 Acura Integra to a real slow creep around Alexsandra Wright’s neighborhood, I feel like this is an appropriate time to talk about whorish activities.]
Because Beyonce is busy touring and not getting pregnant, Alicia Keys knows that it is safe to come out of musical hibernation. She is scheduled to release her album on December 1, 2009. If she were any other R&B McChicken that album release date would be pushed back to July 17, 2027, but there’s a very good chance that Alicia Keys’ album will actually be released on time. That’s because Alicia is different… or at least she was supposed to be.
In a month or two Alicia will hit the promo trail. She’ll go to 106 and nem. She’ll go on the Today Show, The Early Show, The 3:45 Show, Good Morning America, Git Yo’ Black Ass Up, all the other morning shows and talk shows. And she will probably perform a couple of cuts off her new album. And she’ll talk all about her new album. She’ll talk all about the “artistic inspiration” behind her new music. She may talk about her work with Whtiney Houston, and maybe even mention all of her numerous philanthropic efforts . One thing she will NOT talk about is exactly how long she’s been sucking married penis.
This will be the elephant in the room. But thankfully for her she’s protected by Clive Davis and very aggressive publicists so she won’t have to answer any awkward questions. But for the people on the nigganet and the people who bought into her image, Alicia still has a lot of explaining to do.
If you are a loyal reader then you would know that I like Alicia. In the past when people have accused Beyonce fans of hating on every other female artist we could say: “We’re not haters. We like Alicia Keys.” Alicia has generally been a friend to the Wig Compound. She and Beyonce toured together in 2004, she has publicly given glory to the name of Sasha Fierce, and she has never told Beyonce to go sit down and have babies. She has learned early in her career that fat meat is greasy, so she doesn’t release albums in the middle of Hurricane Sasha season. Because she has been such a good friend to the Knowles Klan the Creole Gods have rewarded her and career, and she has been allowed to break bread and roll blunts with Beyonce, Celestine and the Gang.
I spent 4 of my very crisp $20 bills to see Alicia last year at the Verizon Center. I went with a hardcore Alicia stan. When the concert was over I was fairly entertained. On an entertainment scale of Brooke Hogan to Beyonce it was a Kylie Minogue.5. Not bad at all.
But my friend, the Alicia stan, was clearly disappointed. “It was good…but she sounded funny”, she said. “Like she was singing from her face.” “Something wasn’t right.”
I knew what she was trying to say. Although people accuse Beyonce of being over-packaged and over-marketed to compensate for certain deficiencies Alicia is just as packaged and marketed but in a different way. The truth is when you see past the packaging, the marketing, and the Aretha and Roberta Flack rehashings Alicia Keys = Beyonce + a piano, minus rhythm and vocal control. But we have long been programmed to believe that “real music” comes in certain packaging.
Which is not to say that she is not talented, because she is clearly very talented. She has been apart of some of the best songs written this decade (which may or may not be saying much), and she brought live instruments back to the Autotune generation. People had positioned Alicia to be something of a saviour of “real” R&B music. She was proof that you can be commercially successful and still sing about “deep” things.
Because of that positioning and packaging it may have come as a shock and disappointment to her followers and observers when it was uncovered that Alicia had been carrying on an illicit (yep, illicit) affair with a very married man.
Not Alicia!
Not Miss Karma!
She’s deep!
She’s real!
She’s not some tarted-up w**** shaking her ass like the rest of the girls.
She was supposed to be different.
She had braids!
WITH BEADS!
SAY IT AIN’T SO!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa crazyyyyyy
lol @ BEYONCEITIS wow a lot of time on your hands, lol
that beyoncites personn is too funny i get wht u are saying haaaaaaaaaaaa
THS IS JUST COPY AND PAST HAAAAAAAAAA
GLAD YOU GOT IT YAP YAP : )
“The only thing that matters is that Beyonce Giselle Knowles is the queen of the universe and if you even think anything contrary to that then Beyonce stans will ruin your life, your career, your record sales, and your Twitter page.”
L. M. A. O.
iLive for this statement.
i hate the song but the video looks like it’ll be gorgeous.
the pictures featured on rap up.com are more breathtaking
WOW! IDIOTS ALWAYS RESULT WITH IMMATURE NAME-CALLING. SMH.
BEYONCEITIS=THE EPITOME OF IGNORANCE
I’M NOT ENTERTAINING THAT FOOLISH BULL. GO AHEAD AND CONTINUE WITH YOUR DELUSIONAL TERM PAPERS.
@MS CLAY, STAY IN YOUR PLACE, GO BACK TO YOUR SAND BOX WITH THE REST OF THE CRY BABIES! BOO FUGGIN HOOOO
Ms. Clay need to just go ahead and let her fart out, cuz she tight as hell! damn. You always comin on the site with the negative. It’s okay to smile boo, but your lip might bleed. Damn..give your face a break and smile! lmao.
beyonce stans can go suck a big d***
they aint s***…alicia keys shits on beyonce’s played out ass
BEYONCEITIS
speak the truth…f*** these stupid d*** sucking beyonce stalkers on her
they spend they money on beyonce and beyonce dont give two f**** about her fans
DUMBASSES
GORGEOUS!
BEYONCEITIS
your posts had me laughing at loud. Thats a good one and theres a lot of sense in what you wrote particularly the bit about how we treat our legends.
I think u have the makings of a good writer and this is coming from a journalist
the carnival scenes are amazing r****.com
@ I HATE TO BUST YOUR BUBBLE
I COME TO THIS SITE TO COMMENT MY OPINIONS NOT FOR NEGATIVE THINGS. NOW MY OPINIONS MAY BE NEGATIVE TO YOU HOWEVER, YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THOSE [NEGATIVE] THINGS. AND IF YOU HAD READ MY FIRST COMMENT, I SAID BEYONCE LOOKED HOT, SO IS THAT NEGATIVE???? I REPLIED TO SOMEONE WHO WAS BEING NEGATIVE BY ASKING THEM QUESTIONS ON HOW IMPORTANT WAS THAT TERM PAPER THAT WAS WRITTEN ABOUT BULL. AND JUST BECAUSE I MAY COMMENT ABOUT, AS YOU SAY NEGATIVE THINGS, DOES THAT MEAN I DON’T SMILE???? HOW IDIOTIC. BUT I THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS TAKING NOTICE TO MY [NEGATIVE THINGS] ON EVERY POST!!! THANKS! YOU’RE AWESOME!
. Well I like the way she left Christianity and went for fame! She is a bold woman and has inspired me to leave Christianity and do whatever will make me famous with my talent. I used to think that it was wrong to leave Christianity and use your talents for fame Thank you, you are a great inspiration to me to leave all this Christianity and you are my role model. YOUR BIGGEST ANTI-SPIRITUAL FAN ,FRANKANESHIA . YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION NO QUESTION ABOUT IT!!!
okay I was just kiddin. someone made me post this and I did not know who i was insulting cause i thought it was my friend, I thought it was my friends website but on the other hand i think you are good and you should pursue your dreams.