The full version of ‘The Club Is Alive’, the first single from JLS’ sophomore LP, has surfaced. Check out the Stevie Mac produced cut below…
Put simply, a dated hot mess! Lyrically empty, the song fares no better on the production side of the fence either – with its over-reliance on auto-tune and synthesizers. If there’s any justice in this world, the song would travel back to 2001 where it belongs. Truly appalling.
The saddest part of it all is that this will probably do well over here. SMH…
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i love it
RUBBISH
no words
this song is a mess
BOY GROUPS ARE SO 90’S
This sounds like a NSync-rejected song: dated, horrible and shows no talent of a group. It sounds like one person is singing this song.
I know that Europe accepts anybody as talent, but they look too weird, boring and gay to be taken serious in America.
However, if Ke$ha, Jason DeRulo and Taio Cruz can have #1 hits in America, then it is very possible for these boys.
LAME ASS SONG
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Sucks…
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nah man im on 1 minute and i dont wanna hear ne more of it,, its sh** full stop,, yh one shot was gud,, but what the bloody hell is this though really? not sure!!
stupid song
i physically couldn’t love it anymore! amazeee! 😀 x
this is actually pretty good
and i’m a 20year old guy
the only thing that i dont like is the chorus..for me that ruins it but other than its alright!
OMGGG THIS IS AMAZiiNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
ii loveeee JLS <33 ii cant wait till itts actually released :)) <3
this song is amazing.haters just being haters afterall if u dont like jls dont search them:)
This will do well. Its mainstream catchy………….
& THEN I HEARD THE CHORUS………..”THE CLUB IS ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC’
REALLY?
sampling the sound of music. I just cant.
SAB – S***** At Best.
That Is All.
F****** HELL!! …Well you know how irrelevant boy bands are when they start sampling ‘The Sound of Music’ *DEAD*. I trully feel sorry for all the empty-headed people who will buy this nonsense…smh. I strongly doubt the US market will be fooled though, boy-bands have no place in the music industry…they better save all the promo money and actually produce some credible songs!!
OK i loveeeeeeeeee JLS since l day one from xfactor.. i have bought their book, album and every single, tickets everything .. but i am DISAPOINTED, i dont think this song is gona be a number one which is sad because i think they can do BETTER than this.. so all those people that are just saying i love it and that people that are tellin the TRUTHare haters I really dnt know what you are listing to :/ FINGERS CROSSED THAT THE VIDEO IS BETTER.. maybe a bit of flash could get them to top 10 😉
OK i loveeeeeeeeee JLS since l day one from xfactor.. i have bought their book, album and every single, tickets everything .. but i am DISAPOINTED, i dont think this song is gona be a number one which is sad because i think they can do BETTER than this.. so all those people that are just saying i love it and that people that are tellin the TRUTHare haters I really dnt know what you are listing to :/ FINGERS CROSSED THAT THE VIDEO IS BETTER.. maybe a bit of flash could get them to top 10 😉
i absolutley love this song its so catchy like all of the jls songs <3
I do like it, but there is too much auto tune in the song, which is a disappointment to be honest.
It’ll grow on me, hopefully.
why do you enjoy putting people down so much, if you don’t like it just leave it at that and don’t bother commenting. I don’t think it’s a bad song at all, yeah i agree there’s bit too much autotune (after all they don’t need it as there one of the few bands/singers that can actually sing!) but apart from i like it
i reely like dis song. if u hve got nothin gud 2 say dont say anything at all. dis song will probs go 2 no1.
btw is da time on dis website is rong or is it just me? lol. i sent my oder comment at 3:40PM. n it says 7:40AM. LOL 🙂
I think it is really good
possibly number 1 =)
i dont think people should comment if they are just going to be mean!
it aint nice !
the person who puts this stuff on , i mean saying it is a dated hot mess ! i mean what are you on it is brilliant !!!!
jls are the best this sopng rocks cannt waiutt till its released love yhoo jls x
hi jls I like you and I got the album but I like aston the most
My ears are bleeding!!!!
i for one i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvve it xxxxx jls forever and a day
Hmmm… Let’s see now. Ears cleaned thoroughly. Feet resolutely stuck to the floor. Fingers un-twitching. Heartbeat steady. Head facing floorward and unmoving. Face expressionless, with no urge to smile or frown. Pupils unreactive and un-dilated. Nervous system untroubled by excess adrenaline. Hair on back of neck – unruffled. Breathing – regular.
^This is not me preparing to listen to what could indeed be compared to the audio s****** that goes under the name of JLS’ ‘new’ (about as new and as interesting as bread) single, ‘The Club Is Alive’… it is me actually listening to it.
As you can see, four gay boys who spread vocoder on their vocals more plentifully than butter on toast doesn’t really do much for me.
Is this supposed to ‘crack’ the States? Oh dear… they’re parading s*** in front of the world that’s gunna make Britain look like a pound for talentless freaks. Mind you, we did a great jod of that at Eurovision didn’t we?
llovessssit 🙂 <33 .