A week after tarnishing TLC’s ‘Unpretty’ and Beyonce’s ‘Pretty Hurts’, Cheryl Cole is back on her acoustic grind – this time serving up a stripped back take on her chart-topping single ‘Crazy Stupid Love’.
The rationale? To promote the performer’s fourth solo album ‘Only Human’, which hits stores on November 10th.
Despite being designed to showcase the star’s voice, the setup saw The X Factor judge padded by backing singers and ample instrumentation.
Still, how did she fare? Find out below…
Water into wine…
Much better arrangement for an otherwise dreadful song.
In all fairness to Cheryl, she possess traits that make her an effective Pop star…on paper. Indeed, she looks the part, acts the part, and provides enough tabloid fodder to ensure she gets the parts. However, that voice of hers is so mundanely monotone that it jarrs to no end. Never have we noted an act with so many flats, sharps, and cracks on actual studio released vocals as we have on Cheryl’s. It’s abominable.
Still, she’s collecting her coins and column inches. So we doubt it’s any sweat off her back. It will, however, be interesting to see if she’s able to collect with this project the one thing that’s eluded her career in recents years – album sales.
“Im a stereo and shes just so monotone….I cant believe it!!!” Im SCREAMING at het nocals.
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Cheryl stay servin I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Cries
Why you so mad that she looks so good? Go Chezza!
Kim Kardashian West Looks hella good too but didn’t no one like her song!
Chezza just proved that her looks Are the only thing getting her by. She don’t write the simple songs she sings.. She sings badly.. She can step but I won’t go as far to say that she’s an amazing dancer.. I ain’t seen nothing but basic moves from her. It’s not looking good TALENT wise, even though she does look good
The One octave sessions. LMAO.
It’s a self drag when you stan for madonna lol. She hasn’t sung live in YEARS.
That’s why Elton dragged her.
I’m sorry babe but she does sing live, have you seen her MDNA tour, 90% of the performances were sung LIVE. The woman is not the best singer in the world but this girl’s vocals are horrible, a new level of SINGER, lol.
The shade is that even Madonna have two octave. Lol
No no no, not you calling madonna a good singer. She’s never live. The super bowl was all mimed and Elton dragged tf out of her. Death!
@Mark
I love your hate for Madonna, it’s cute, for the record, she’s a mezzo soprano, like Janet, like Aaliyah and many other musicians, who aren’t vocalist.
@Cheryl
I never say she was a good singer, oh and Elton apolzd to her, there’s even a video.
LMAO… Sam throws the best shade ever!!!
Nicole Scherzinger: “No Baby No!!!”
Nicole’s album is gonna do about 3k opening week. Death.
I love it though… God Of War is my jam right now…
DEATH! CherylSoldier is using sales talk!!!! It’s like every dumb bish on this site results to sales talk when the truth is.. the TALENT should always be first!
Nicole’s sales are predicted to be low but she can sing.. Sure her songs are t to my taste, the critic would say they’re basic attempts to get money, but the talent is there… So I don’t care about the sales. Their sales don’t benefit our lives in ANY way.. Heck, sometimes sales don’t benefit the artist either. What does benefit me is talent and entertainment… And this wreck was not talent. But 4:00-4:13 was bloody entertaining
What? You know a b**** is dumb when they refute actual facts and cling to their opinions. She’s selling records, tours, fragrances, magazine covers and is on one of the highest rated UK shows. She’s winning, you’re seething. Also death @ nicole doing 2k first week
You know YOURE dumb when you cling to others accolades and achievements like they’re you’re own. I appreciate Chezza is a good front woman for lots of companies.. She’s good at that because like myself, god made us beautiful.. But like I said.. I don’t care about all of that because she’s a SINGER… And while she is SINGING… all I expect her to do is SING WELL.. I’m not expecting it to sell. Music selling does not entertain me… Good vocals do!
Girl bye! No one cares about you lol. You’re in a cheryl post! Please exit
CherylSoldier… You know you love talking to the critic… And IM NOT A GIRL…………. That actually annoys me. I’m a guy! I’m a critic. But I get that you’re done with me for the day. I’ve made you realise that you’re kinda being catfished! You’re in live with an artist that sounds DECENT in her music videos but when she’s stood in front of you… She delivers 4:00-4:13 in the wreck of the acoustic video above… LOOOOOOOOOOOL
But not cheryl outselling all of these other UK flops (jessie j, leona, alexandra Burke, rita Ora) that TGJ stans for with her WORST album. Not her debuting with more than ariana, Kylie, etc with her worst opening week. Tired shade, cheryl is a big UK Pop star.
She is about to be dragged up and down this post..
She’s not. All the comments are gonna be about her vocals but she never proclaimed herself as one.
Cheryl Soldier???? She has soldiers??? lol. WHo IS this woman???
I HATE YOU SAM 🙁
CHERYL SLAYS!
In a literal sense. 4:00-4:13 literally killed me….
Lmao this one resilient chick flop on flop, bad performance on bad performance and she just doesn’t give up lol
Why would you give up when you hold the record for most UK number ones?
Oh damn you know your fave is a an untalented flop when all you can do is brag about chart positions. She can’t sing, can’t dance has zero level artistry the h** is a FLOP a beautiful resilient FLOP but a FLOP either way
Lol what? Chart positions are factual tho. Your opinion isn’t. People obviously don’t agree w you if she’s selling records and tour tickets hahahah
If she ain’t topping the Billboard Top 100 charts she ain’t sh!t so whatever chart you yapping about is irrelevant. And she will remain a local untalented FLOP shoulda just stuck with Girls Aloud
@ that weak drag lol. Sales are sales babe. Cling to the billboard charts. Kylie has sold 60 million ww, 1% of that in the us. Your logic is horrendous lol
Comparing Kylie Minogue to Cheryl you a beyond delusional. If the BB chart is not relevant why is it that all the Brit Acts try so hard to break America face it your fave is a flop that is relevant in one country due to that boring ass X-Factor.
Hey f**, I know you’re not a logical person, but that was an example of how releasing music in the U.S. doesn’t mean anything lol. Keep trying with that WEAK drag. Having a certification for every single release, single and album, as well as a 12 year career in pop music isn’t flopping babe lol.
It’s sad when J-Ho has better vocals. LOL
Ok, i’m shading her and all that but seriously who is she?, i really don’t know her, i’m making fun of her because everybody seems to hate her, i don’t even know a single song of her, lol.
We have all been asking that question yet the only response we get is “she’s a nobody”
Well, I’m American, we don’t know most British artísts.
Look up Girls Aloud on youtube. They were really good, I think even Bey was inspired by one of they’re videos… But after Cheryl’s second solo album she went downhill musically for me…
Then look her up f**. All that proves is you’re an ignorant f**.
Join the club @S******. #WhoIsCherylCole???
A talentless bimbo with a mic well seems like her and Rih have got something else in common
Don’t bring Rhi into this
The kii is that she has a number one this year, about to have two. How about your fave?
Don’t do it. That person is a fake.
Ummm stop using my name
Hahahahahahaha, one octave?! Noooooo! (Plays Aaliyah I Refuse.)
lol STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP I refuse to believe she that has one octave I refuse to believe she cant get no higher I refuse to belive
lol,
“No way i cant it baby
No way i cant it baby
No Way, But I Refuse
To Take It Anymore”
But why tf is s****** always on Cheryl’s page if she doesn’t know who she is? And why is it defending madonnas vocals when the last time we heard her live was that mess of a grammy performance that she got dragged for? Not Mary lambert singing better than her on madonnas own song. Sit the f*ck down f**.
Gurl, when Madonna and J.LO sings better than you, then you know YOU GOT A PROBLEM.
When cheryl is selling more first week in the UK than jlo in the us, well, that’s a kiiiii
But will never have J.Lo’s peak.
@Cheryl the same reason everyone else is. trying to figure out who the Fck this non singing woman is
Ugh I just can’t with this b**** in the previous post…
And I can’t with your kilt and bagpipe combo miss thing!!
Girl go away. You’re so stupid. Who uses that as a drag? It’s culture. Most Americans are scottish/British anyways so you’re definitely self dragging.
THANK YOU!!! That’s what I said but the b**** keeps hating….
@cheryl; I know you’re from a lessor country too and can relate to miss @beysus (hence u sticking up for her) but shouldn’t you be focused on Commenting back to EACH AND EVERY ONE of the comments on here dragging Cheryl’s incapable ass? Which is basically all of them. You’ve got some typing to do. Crack your knuckles and get to work honey
And you can stop replying to EACH AND EVERY ONE of mine! Thank you!!!! BYEE
I’m American babe.
LOL. Beysus are you buying only human?
LOL the b**** is right there!!!!! Um we’ll right now it’s just Only Human the SONG. I’m curious about the rest of the album… Especially that surprise feature…
Ugh I love only human and I don’t care so much. Hated CSL tbh
@beysus : I don’t dress up as a woman but I DO DRAG. Sorry you had to be in my wrath but I had to show you how dragging is really done since you want to use our words and Kii Kii banter.
How dragging is done???? No b****… Slagging your ancestors is self drag… EPIC FAIL
I actually love the direction and vibe of the songs; the funky, soulful, jazz fusion sound. Her band slays!!
Can’t sing, nobody knows you, live act is horrible… What is your purpose honey? You’re a singer who can’t sing and a performer who just gets by with no assistance from the vocals. A disgrace to real talent
You’ve probably never even seen a video of her and certainly not live. So stfu b****. The kii is that she sold more in the UK first week than your fave j HO
Loooool @CherylSoldier trying to defend this wreck. How can you stand aboard a ship that’s DUN SANK! 4:00-4:13… If she judged that on a Saturday night X Factor Show.. She would have a lot to say
I can defend her because she actually sells lol. Ppl try to drag cheryl for her vocals but are NEVER dragging britney, katy, jlo, etc
@cheryl : j.lo is my fav? Umm most definitely not. Not even close, that’s what your get for ASSuming. Even still j.lo is more successful, sought after, respected and talented than this nobody. But yeah j.lo isn’t my fave , nice try
B**** Idc who your fave is. All I know Is that you came on my faves post posting multiple comments, seething lol. You’re probably an undercover stan
@cheryl but you do care, that’s why you were so quick to ASSume and attack the person you thought was my fav. Hahahahaha
I really don’t lol. You came to my faves page, providing 1037399 comments lol.
As opposed to what??? Bagpipes???
NO! IM DEAD!!!! 4:00-4:13… That note… Or shall I say the attempt for the note. Why would her and her team release this? I feel for her. But all I can do is shake my head and laugh cos the bish had too much courage to stand there, sing it badly and then POST IT! Stick to talent show judging and shampoo adverts Chezza! It’s what we Brits love you most for anyway.. Being a pretty face, not a NOcalist
It still went number 1 while you were definitely listening on radio 1 kiiiiii
But the point we’re making is that she’s a fraud! How can you respect someone who calls the self am artist when they can’t even sing their own damn song… You’re dragging yourself. You’re funding LIES. And Crazy Stupid Love is just CATCHY.. Everyone with common sense can hear its awful.. But it’s infectious, I’ll give her that. You’re fav has no talent therefore she is not credible… If you wanna pay for music that ANYONE can do, good for you. But sales don’t mean you’re good!
But you don’t get that everything you say is your opinion lol. Ppl obviously love her if she keeps going number one. She’s had a 12 year career! LOL
People love her… That’s nice. But the same people also ignore the fact that she cannot sing AT ALL, she just sings the basic songs that other people with some level of artistry don’t want. She does the cheesy pop songs that get stuck in your head that all the mums buy their little girls and play at kids parties or hen nights… No one takes her serious, people just like to look at her…. And that my friend is not nice!
Talk to me when you can provide some FACTS. Until then, *dust*
Keep clinging to them facts that provide NADA to your list of accomplishments and accolades. As a fan of Cheryl you should not care about her sales or chart positions. If you can HONESTLY say you enjoy her live singing them CHILD, that’s you! But as a fan of music.. All I ever expect is good quality music, both studio AND more IMPORTANTLY, LIVE
She tries
……and fails
OMG why is everyone so mean to this gorgeous woman?? I had to Google her, but she has some cute songs.
THE SHADE
Lmao… Lol
LOL!!!!! “I had to Google her, but she has some cute songs.” #Flatlines
nooooo that was one of the worst shade tgj has ever done p.s. Cheryl still have good songs
My god don’t hold back Sam!
Cheryl has BOPS. Her discography is great.
This post isn’t about bops. I’m sure she does have a few cute lil jams. This is about the organic talent she possesses and by this video and the few other ones I’ve seen live, that is non existent
Still replying to me lol
Still NO TALENT
“It will, however, be interesting to see if she’s able to collect with this project the one thing that’s eluded her career in recents years – album sales”.
HOW COME WE NEVER SEE THIS LINE FOR KELLY OR CIARA
It’s ironic too. Cheryl has never been uncertified.
the only thing she has is a large decline but she still has all her albums certified where else we have Kelly and Ciara etc without certified albums
Everyone had that decline tho. Jessie, leona, alexandra, etc. this era will be much better too
Don’t forget J.LO Sam was going so hard on Mariah for flopping only to have his fave J.LO flop harder
But ciara has talent LOL
Also, not Sam trying cheryl yet failing to mention that jessie j’s new album debuted at NUMBER 5, selling less than 20k even after bang bang. Death. Yall are really trying cheryl.
For real vocal talent.. SAM SMITH is live on Jools Holland on B** 2, sky 102, digital channel 2… NOW! Go watch
Love seeing that cole sore stan mad. Lol, always clinging toother fam bases to diss others, yet it fave is the basic among basics. Stupid crazy c***, lol
Not mad babe lol. Just happy you keep streaming my faves songs.
Also funny that cheryl posts get more hits than aaliyah kiiiiii
not really don’t go their cherylsoldier
Yet Cherry doesn’t have more HITS. And can’t get off the island, lol.
Mad because she drags your faves for filth?
a Kelly stan I didn’t know they existed ? you should stay off tgj and more on iTunes,bestbuy.com ,target,com to buy yours faves flop albums that no one cares about
Honest opinion….. It doesn’t sound good but all the best for her in the UK! 😉
I caught that shade lol
This b*tch tried it lol
Erm ok
If I no longer reply to the Pest, what make you think that I would respond to Beyonce’s shadow stan?
And yet you just dedicated a whole comment to me
@cherylsolider better watch herself I caught that shade you threw
I won’t watch anything when it’s throwing shade first.
“In all fairness to Cheryl, she possess traits that make her an effective Pop star…on paper. Indeed, she looks the part, acts the part, and provides enough tabloid fodder to ensure she gets the parts. However, that voice of hers is so mundanely monotone that it jarrs to no end. Never have we noted an act with so many flats, sharps, and cracks on actual studio released vocals as we have on Cheryl’s. It’s abominable.”
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I CCAAAAANNNNTTTTTTTT…..I JUST CANT!!!!!!!!
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SHADE GALORE DAARRRHHHLLLIIINNNGGG…..SHADE GALORE!!!
My god, she doesn’t even have a pop voice. At least the Janets can stay on key or the Rihanna’s have a uniqueness. She better take notes from the Madonnas and Miley’s and s*** on stage or something. Ciara is Whitney to this.
12+ year pop career, she’s doin fine lol
Kiiiiii
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Katy Perry is Mariah Carey (at her prime) to Cheryl Cole
But you still bought her album lol
4:10 tho, lol. She even effed up on the first line! What kind of mess. (Deletes the illegal downloaded copy of this song off my phone.)
Lol she’s never been a vocalist babe. She has some bops tho! Rihanna tease tbh!
No, even Rihanna have 3 octaves and can kill a balled. Your fave is karaoke at a bar on a Tuesday after noon. No one is here for it.
I’ve never heard rihanna kill a ballad. Where’s the hive? You really tried it LMAO
Look at it clinging. The Pest can’t save you dear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cVYWn22ueY
Is this slaying a ballad? Lmfaooooooo. Noooooo. Madonna tease
Hahahahaha, have you played the video of your fave? lol, Rihanna farts has better range and control.
Lol but cheryl is the better performer 😉
Another 100+ comment cheryl post yaaaaas
100 drags, that’s gotta be a record, just not one that anybody wants. lol
Lol keep tryingggggggg. It’s a self drag when you stan for rihanna but are trying to drag cheryl. They’re very similar
They’re worlds apart. One from the left side of an island and the other is just left on an island and can’t pop outside it.
lol but they are dragging Cheryl including tgj so dont get happy to much
Ppl are still purchasing her hits so I’m very happy lol
The lie though, Cheryl has got 4 #1s, same as Rita Ora, and 4 less than Rihanna’s 8 #1s, in the UK. Not you adding up Girls Aloud #1s to inflate the basicness that is Cheryl Tweedy.
What kind of Bey hive mess?
Oh damn………….
She does hold the UK record tho LOL. She’ll have it on November 9th solely
List her #1s then
She has the UK RECORD. Can you read?
What record when you cannot even list all her #1s?
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Cheryl has 4 #1s, same as Rita Ora.
That’s what I f*cking said LOL. She’ll have the record solely on November 9th. What the f*ck didn’t you understand? Lol. She has the UK RECORD.
UK RECORD of 4 #1s yes, same as Rita Ora.
That’s what I said f** LOl
Geri Halliwell holds that record too…
Babe I wasn’t. She holds the record with rita and Geri. She’ll have the record on November 9th though.
Don’t count your chickens till they’ve hatched b****
She has it locked up babe based on preorders alone. The other releases that week won’t be competition. The soldiers are have all the receipts babe, something you don’t understand.
Too bad the flopdiers can’t save you or your from this nasty ass dragging
There’s no dragging when they’ve all purchased her music LOL
ONE OCTAVE SESSIONS though, Sam you are wrong for that one LMAO……I am bookmarking this post, the shade is just epic.
Also, wondering why the navy always comes for cheryl. They’re very similar, except cheryl can dance. They’re even good friends.
OMG!! the 04:10 is just tragic, this is a train wreck and is giving me all the laughter for the day.
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Sam, thanks for making my day better, I was having a bad day but that tragic performance has me dying, literally
How do you screw up the note on 0:41, I AM HOLLERING Y’ALL…How do you stan for that? The time you realize J.Lo sings better than your fav…..I CAN’T!!!
The hooker was on the first note and messed up. lol
SCREAMING!!!!!
why is this one octave stan trying to throw shade
@BeyRihLiyah
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At this point it is just trolling, it has lost all its shade points. Not when Ciara stans have got more shade points than you because your fav is basic….Not when you’ve lost all your shade points with one tragic performance….I cannot.
Ciara Stans can do a lot with these girls nowadays in the tragic basic performances and non-writing credits
@beyrihliyah Ive never thrown shade at you so stop.
LB babe, you bought her album. You called her queen of the EU lol.
Mark666, you’ve been streaming all of her hits this era. Stop babe.
I’m screamig at these undercover stans.
I saw that Aaliyah shade I usually don’t jump in it when you and mark go back and fourth but I had to jump in now
She does get more hits than aaliyah. That was a fact.
she don’t tho aaliyahs last post was like at 200 that’s a fact
Lies lol.
I just checked aaliyahs last post was at 267 the most Cheryl has ever gotten is 97 and that because of Draggings
@Mark111
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Wait a minute, doesn’t it d*** ride the Beyhive and yet all I am seeing and hearing are crickets and tumbleweed from the hive?
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SCREAMING, even they have realized this tragedy cannot be defended
lol, hooker over here trying to assemble the Avengers it so pressed and scared, lol. And she/he wanted me to buy THAT?!
SCREAMING!!!! Hooker better get Jesus up in here because that travesty of a vocal performance can only be inspired by satan
I don’t ride anything babe. I’ve said from day 1 that Beyonce is more talented and a bigger star than rihanna. I don’t flip flop. NEVER have. I also don’t need other people for confirmation. 🙂
I’m trying to recall a time when dragging has ever been this bad on this site, nope because the dragging started when Cheryl decided to drag herself by switching her mic on, but then again not even her iPod can save her, her studio vocals are a mess too
Actions speak louder than words kiiiiiiiii
Cheryl still got your coins 😉
Well hopefully she can use those coins to buy you a new wig cause all I’m seeing up on this floor is hair strands, edges and dandruff.
Hahahahah the 20 million pounds she made last year suggest otherwise
LB why did jessie j sell less than 20k in the UK last week?
When this thing has more range than your fave. (Sips Cherry Coke )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9bJNv8IeqQ
When this sounds better than your favs live AND studio vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT13_D_le3M
No answer lol.
When you’re proud to be a lessor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdpdY4Rlb68
Yawn. Ok shes not a great singer. But these two Titantic stans need to calm their titties. You’re clearly just pressed because the Cheryl person is forever dragging every colored synthetic hair from your faves massive head. Just to RIHmind you of the struggle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt6JHMRWlew
Yaaaaaaaaaaaas
04:00 – 04:15 is the most tragic part, I JUST CANNOT!!!!! This is comedy at its finest. I think Cheryl is in the wrong business, she should consider stand up, well in this case, “sing” up (ironic considering….)
Still nothing lol.
LMAO that performance is irrelevant because my fav got a standing ovation at the Grammy’s and the song shot straight up to the top 5 and stayed there a couple of weeks
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http://youtu.be/0GWY9B2n1EI
Class, while some other singer had to open her legs and show the would where Blue Ivy DIDN’T come from.
Unlike this right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4vR74biix0
I mean, speaking of bum notes. I’ve never seen Cheryl fail as hard as this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1-l_PVKYso
Rihannas Ama performance of diamonds is a 100 times better than this one octave cole’s performance
When HE can hit better notes than your fave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gEt8KYNGNc
Death
Keep sucking HIS dickk 😆
Its always hilarious how Rihanna fans always post the same decent performances that you can literally count on one hand in a weak attempt to shut them down. Its too easy to post the endless bad ones. So sit down. Your girl has more WACK performances than good. Cheryls not a good vocalist but I’ve watched a few Cheryl performances, at least the girl can dance. She could easily out perform Rihanna.
Hush fagggg, at last Queen Rih sings
live unlike thiefonce
Your delusion is cute.
I just want to say to the Pest with the paragraphs:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/157/235/59456292did_not_read.gif
I don’t really know much about Cheryl, but she can’t be no worse than Rihanna. I remember seeing her dance to ***Flawless. Atleast she has a talent, unlike others.
Like your tired fav decaying vocals in which she has to lip sync and over dubbing her concert videos.
B**** Beyonce’s vocals on her worst day is better than Rihanna’s on her best. Let’s not go there, when you are a fan of a notorious NOCALIST! Bey knows how to preserve her voice hun, while others depend on the studio engineer to make them sound worth somethin. LOL
I mean, she really tried with that last note didn’t she? LMFAO 7:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSE2SOjDCN0
I knew I smelled rotting asshole in this post, and look who it is
Cheery Cole Sore stan is looking for the PEst for help like…
http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2013/02/06/1226571/795473-bey.jpg
That awards moment when the hive thinks 2 stepping and hair whipping is dancing.
Don’t forget ass popping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1U7HuaeEfk
That awkward moment when the Nazis thought grinding and crotch grabbing was dancing… *sips tea*
LOL Rihanna struggles to p**** pat and she looks hella awkward and STIFF doing choreography! Her background dancers carry the show. LMAO
Rihanna can’t dance.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HBxt_v0WF6Y
Slay
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YdRDyIXfDgw
This is the only live performance of hers that I love…
Yassss
I mean what the hell was this? And you have nerve to be laughing at vocals when your fave stays on track about as well as the Montparnasse incident.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DIcpTwbizU
Disturbia it’s like the darkness is the light…..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C8OhtisReIc
Death at the navi thinking rihanna can sing or dance. Hell she can’t even write a damnn song. The b**** is good for modeling and having other people pick singles for her. It’s always the same 2010 drags with them.
(Watches the video of your fave sounding a f ucking ness) HAhahahahahaahahahaha #OneOctaveBitch
Pot, kettle!
What LB, Skyfall and I do all day everyday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLbhuO1E9-M
The Titanic sinking was even more tragic… *sips tea*
Absolutely tragic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMXsZcpqH_g
At least my fav sings with the mic on
http://youtu.be/Z-DSFrGnQrk
They were raving until she was exposed.
LMAO I know right, the hilarity of it all
That moment when you miss the cue on the song you’ve been lip syncing for years
http://youtu.be/Palw244GuL4
Hahahaha, “But Motha can sing and dance LIVE” BS!
All I know about this local H** is her
last album debuted with lower numbers than Cedric
#R8
The BEST bubblegum-pop song of last decade…
Ignore this ^^^ LOL
The BEST bubblegum-pop song of last decade… http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPtP4t2J1k
@LB
My man slaying
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dioZBQt2LIA
Poor Dido
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH9w8kDunGg
I see why this hooker couldn’t go solo out the gates. BOOORRRRRRINNNGGGGGG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohdW8Im8oC0
LOL b**** BYE!!! Beyonce carried that group and took them to super stardom. That is evident by Beyonce’s solo career! Let’s not!
And your fave at 15? Hero?
The difference between Rihanna and Beyonce is that Rihanna nor do the navy claim her to be a vocalist but we all know that she can sing when she wants too, but the way the hive races about Beyonces voice you’d think she was the second coming of Whitney Houston. When in reality she lip syncs and over Dub her concerts more than Mariah Carey after 1998 death.. The Only difference is Mariah got caught.
That’s cause they cant…
Death at you avoiding the later
And heres Rihanna at 15. Speaking of Mariah…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTtMXLe5z3Y
Then why the f*ck are you trying cheryl? Hypocrites
You’re stupid. Beyonce lip syncs because she is performer. Not because shes incable. Stupid logic. And its only some of her high energy performances that require her to lip sync for OBVIOUS reasons.
Incapable.
Absolute mess. No wonder superbowl doesn’t want her. And the playback<<<<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEq7QRPXEw
HistoRIH
http://ionehellobeautiful.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-30-at-1-14-27-pm.png
Beyonce is a singer first. She is listed in the top ten vocalists of all time. Only behind Aretha, Whitney, and Mariah. NO she is not as a good a vocalist as Whitney, but she can SANG! Rihanna simply can not. Rihanna is a disposable pop star. She is more famous for her image and microwave songs. She’ll end up fading by the time she is 30, like Britney! You need talent to survive in the industry 😉
“Rihanna nor do the navy claim her to be a vocalist but we all know that she can sing when she wants too,”
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What the hell does that mean?? LOL You can either sing or you can’t! and she CAN’T lmaooo
Lots of people can sing but can’t sang like Whitney, Celine, Mariah etc, but considering your a hive member I don’t expect you to be able to comprehend, and I see that you and Beysus still ignoring the lipling and dubbing.
NO b**** you can’t comprehend. In my previous comment, I said that Beyonce isn’t as good a vocalist as Whitney, but she can SANG!! BUT she is MILES ahead of rih in the vocal department. READ and COMPREHEND!
No it’s you that still can’t read for context clues as I was talking about Rihanna in my comment above that couldn’t SANG like the greats but could still sing.
Anyway. I just came to RIHmind the Navy of what they stan for when they’re dragging vocals. You can bring Beyoncé up as much as you want, she still slays and it won’t deflect from the fact your fave is basic to wack in the talent department. But of course your fave DOESN’T lip sync right?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5H5F3bJgA
When you about to get your wig and head snatches, but can’t stop because you know the play back track will keep going.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1uHk7Z6z24
Is that from the Mrs.Carter Show Tour?? The same tour that outgrossed “Stadium Status”? kiii
Sad thing is Bey’s hair getting caught in the fan is more entertaining than anything from the island s*** tour!
When your fave crops out Dirty Thong’s fave to stand next to MY fave. lol, she was a great interviewer BTW.
http://b*****.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/top10.jpg?w=525&h=384
Anyway @Slay_Hive since you’re here, imam post some of the many amazing Bey performances and ask ‘when will Rihanna ever?’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDKES1Cvkk
LOL That sounds like a good idea! It’s just so many to choose from! 😀
Hold on, did the navi just say it never claimed rihanna was a vocalist yet it’s trying cheryl when she or her stans DEFINITELY never said that?! What kind of hypocritical mess. And not mark and lb getting dragged for filth.
Only you and you non singing fave is getting dragged. You even have to call in the 4th graders for back up, lol.
Who did I call tho b****? And why can’t you answer my question? And why are you boppin to my fave at this minute?
Their favorite excuse. When she sung Mariah at 15, she sure wanted to be a vocalist then huh?
You come for her, but when will Rihanna?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mk9tHHjWc8
how can you upload videos?
thin vocals
Ha!!!!!!
Troll
At 22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVue0VzpmE
Awww memories. She was definitely the Michelle of the tribute act, struggle to get down the steps and all…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYCmv8sYBYw
Awww I remember this..and it was such a struggle for Rihanna to perform in front of greatness! Horrible vocals and horrible stage presence!
Right! Not much has changed almost a decade later.
When your idols become your rival and the Pest can’t deal.
http://media.meltyfashion.fr/article-2217285-ratio193_900/rihanna-et-beyonce.jpg
I’m glad you know Beys is her idol. She won’t have a career as long and as successful as Bey. Bey is still here competing with the girls she inspired and still winning! LOL
Not beyrihliyah, LB, and mark666 all admitting to loving my faves tracks. Desperate, undercover stans
Probably undercover beyhive members too
the real joke is I stan for bey hint hint my name it has all of my favs In it and just because i like a few of your one octave fav songs doesn’t mean I want drag her if you step out of line
B**** bye, I literally said here got more hits than aaliyah LOL. Sensitive b****.
but you’ve been coming for her and rih and I just be letting you slide because I thought we were cool
B**** who are you tho? I Only come for people who come for my fave first. So go sit your a$& down with that
Lip Sync this, lip sync that. I mean really is that the best you got? What great performers DON’T.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1nYC7_VZGw
When we dragged Cherry Cole Swore stan so bad that she had to summon the Pest.
“I’ve never heard rihanna kill a ballad. Where’s the hive? You really tried it LMAO”
Hahahahahahaha, goodnight trolls.
Where’s the drag? Lol. All I see are rihannas bad vocals
It always takes a PEST to put you check. Night!
That stupid lip sync drag LOL. Beyonce is just making sure that she doesn’t sound like mariah or Whitney when she’s still selling albums in her 60s.
Still clinging to Bey eh? Smh, your fave sounds bad NOW! lol
So does yours.
Exactly! As soon as Rihanna’s ugly face starts to age and the next young pop girl rises, it’ll be buh bye to Rihanna! She simply doesn’t have a talent to last as long as Beyonce!
I’m not clinging babe. You’ve already been exposed as a hypocrite. You try to shade Cheryl’s vocals when one of your fellow navy members said rihanna isn’t a vocalist kiiiiiiiii IM SCREAMINGGGGGG
why is cherylSoldier still talking shitttt
I guess it thinks that the Pest are here to save her, but no one is paying attention to them, lol.
You’re not paying attention because you know better 😉
You’re not paying attention because you know you CANNOT win. Which is just what I came to remind you…
B!th go 8 track yor faves ancient dusty collection
That sold and sung better than you fave.
worry about only human flopping harder than a million lights
I see a silver certification LOL. Wrong again. Aaliyah was local af. Sit your a$$ down. Better yet, why are you still here? Kiiii
Worry about your fave never releasing another album again.
death at you bringing up a silver certifivation for a song yet again who cares when she has 3 gold albums and 1 platinum album in the UK
She’s local. She’s not iconic. I’m done w you. I never came for you. Bye
You were saying?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EymXVGs7sI
This is too easy. Why does Beyoncé singing Happy Birthday sound more on point than any Rihanna vocal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnUo6UIVg3Y
Not skyfall admitting that rihanna isn’t a vocalist. SCREAMINGGGGGGG!!!!!!
@cherylsoldier , Messy Little Raindrops, which became her second consecutive number-one album in the UK; the album was certified Platinum by BPI, with shipments in the UK in the excess of 300,000
THIS ONE OCTAVE BITTTTCH GOT A CERTIFICATION FROM SHIPMENTS LOL I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT
Bloop!
@cherylsoldier A Million Lights” was certified Gold in the United Kingdom for shipments of 100,000 copies
AGAIN SHIPMENTS NOT ACTUAL SALES SO WHO IS EXACTLY BUYING ONE OCTAVE”S MUSIC?
Not Cheryl coming for Aaliyah, had she ever been nominated for a Grammy, Golden Globe or Academy aware.. And death it’s no secret Rihanna isn’t a vocalist, but she can def sing.
Not you being a hypocrite. Don’t talk about cheryl. I never mention Adele.
Lol
Are those drags?^
Those receipts are 2 years old.
Again, worry about your fave never releasing another album while I purchase mine in 3 weeks. Kiii
but whose buying her albums when she gets certifications from shipments because shipments dont equal to sales P.s. im disappointed in you I thought we were cool
I literally never mentioned your name. I always drag mark666 w rih and aaliyah. So bye. And stop using 2012 receipts. They’re certified w SALES
I really didn’t want to drag Cheryl sorry are we still cool
You were acting like molly tbh. We’re cool babe
this post got messy really fast im sorry
I’m screaming at the fact that no one is paying that troll “LOLZ” any attention.
Nice try. You certainly did. You started posted videos and failed because your fave is weak. Stop acting like you’re paying me just because you’re empty. Its difficult because its debate about talent not #1s.
No I posted what need to be posted and left to run errands only to return to see 2 hours later your still posting videos while being pressed as men’s Chanel suit straight from the warehouse.
Like your fellow Navy mark111 right? And all did was prove my point more, that ‘good’ vocal performances from Rihanna are a rarer thing than bad. What do I have to be pressed about, my fave slays yours on stage. The only ones pressed are your titanic friends with the cheryl stan.
I love messing with CherlySoldier lol
Still luv u b*ttch
If you’re not paying me attention, why did each of you post those struggle videos of Beyonce when she was not mentioned. Lmao. Fail. The Navy finds it difficult when it comes to defending Rihannas talent (or lack of) so you gave up.
Lmao.
@Lolz @Sllay_hive @Cheryl Dragging with no mercy!! DEATHHH. Poor Nazi they always end up getting dragged on EVERY MOTHAFUCKING POST! GEEZ. When will they give up?
Not you talking about Cheryl’s vocals when your fave is in the same category of NOCALISTS.
I saw Cheryl back in 2010 at Summertime Ball. She actually put on a good show. Stop hating pressed Navi.
Did Cole Sore just say Aaliyah was local? How when she had success in the Uk and Japan and even inspired Japan’s biggest star Utada Hikaru. Not including paving the way for all the one named R&B singers that came after. What a fail, just like that note your fave TRIED to hit in the video above. lol
you forgot about Canada, france etc
She IS local Hun. 80% of her sales are in the U.S. be real if you’re gonna call beyonce or cheryl local. There’s nothing wrong with it.
32 mil ww isn’t local
She has not done 32 mil ww. If anything that’s total, with 80% of that in the us. Therefore, she’s local.
ive done my research for years and its 32 mil ww local would be Ciara who has done 7 mil ww
I don’t think you got my point. It doesn’t matter if she’s sold 32 mil ww, if 80% of that is in the us then she’s local. Also, I don’t think that receipt is real. It’s a wiki receipt
I went beyond wiki in my research so I know what im talking about and I understand what you mean
it doesn’t add up, especially considering the us is by far her biggest market. Maybe 32 million records sold
Dead. Aren’t you always calling Bey local when she’s probably had more success in all those places than Aaliyah.
why are you here? worry about the pinkprint
Meanwhile, Cherry boom flop can’t even get an US release date. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHr5AIHkJrk
Oh lord. Pretty tragic. But Rihanna fans need to stop acting like their fave doesn’t fall into the same category of limited singing abilities (to put it nicely)
To be clear: no cheryl stan ever called her a vocalist. She’s a damn good performer.
“To be clear: no cheryl stan ever called her a vocalist.” Clearly! No sh1t.
Just like rihanna will never be a vocalist. At least cheryl can dance kiiiiiii
Messy post!
Bwahahahaha ChavvySoldier and Chavvy got dragged. I can’t wait for IDC and Only Human to flop, the excuses this b**** will come up with!
We need to call the cops. Your fave escaped from her cage agAiN
wow, the first time a Cheryl Cole post has ever gotten over like 50comments. I shocked tbh
Well the first 100 was us dragging Cherry and her stain and then a bunch of roaches come in, but we payed them dust.
Lies. You couldn’t drag them in a talent debate.
Ok f*ck all the shade for a minute but…..WHO IS THIS WOMAN??????
Do the roaches not know that Beyoncé and Rihanna have the same vocal range? (3 octaves)
Cheryl just stick to dancing when Scrappys Mother can outsing you then you know you are no vocalist
LMAO Whitney has 3 octaves also. Doesn’t make them as good as her as a vocalist. The voice is an instrument, not everyone can use as well. But then I wouldn’t expect a Navy to know much!
Are you forgetting how Beyoncé used to sound? Nasally? Rihanna may not be a Whitney but I never claimed she was. She has a voice and can sing and if you disagree then you’re a hayer
Shes always sounded better then Rihanna. So whats the point of the comparison? Besides stay on topic, octaves has nothinh to do with how good a singer is. Its just a reflection of their vocal range.
And clearly Rihanna cannot use her range properly. She can sing, but shes not particularly good at it as a supposed professional.
WTH?? Are u really f****** serious ryt now? Beyonce has more range than your nocalist fave! Call me when Rihanna can sing songs like love on top or listen. oh puhleez stop with the delusions!
Call me when she can sing without prerecordings and lipping
Im calling you. There are examples in this post.
And get w the programme. Diva Devotee and many of those random sites are outdated. Beyonce has proved in her songs and performancss she is way above that range.
oh yes she can b****! Ur just too blind or shall i day u hate her too much to admit to urself that she is a way superior vocalist than rihanna! She has too many best vocal performances where she showcased her vocal abilities that its really hard to choose! Ur fellow navy had the NERVE to post rihannas ‘best’ performances and it still wouldnt come close to beyonce’s even at her worst. If u want proof go watch her live performance in wynn, las vegas. U could tell shes sick but still she slays! Watch the Resentment or dangerously in love/sweet number and tell me if shes miming.
*dangerously in love/sweet love mash-up
What was the point of pointing that out? Shes no where near Beyonces level vocally.
Hold the phone, is the ONE OCTAVE CHANTEUSE still being dragged by her receding hairline up and down this post?
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One octave session is the best shade I’ve heard thus far on this blog though, Sam…I just can’t.
Isn’t ironic how the Navy are in here laughing at the shade when it will all tears when he decides to shade Rihanna who is also a NOCALIST. And that is just as funny #DumbNavy. I’m glad they’re being dragged.
MESS!
The navy praises rihanna’s mediocre singing and some have the nerve to compare her to beyonce’s range! They must be out of their f****** minds! And have no taste when it comes to vocal abilities. Pffft! Ur a joke!
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