The mucky melee that has been Rihanna‘s new album campaign may have hit a standstill when it missed its intended November roll-out, but that hasn’t stopped the star from attempting to keep hope alive for her fans.
Taking to Instagram moments ago, the Bajan beauty un-boxed a new snippet from the set – which has affectionately been codenamed ‘#R8’ by her supporters.
Does it sound any better than the ‘Beyonce’ inspired preview previously released? You be the judge below…
Sounds cute.
That said, the entire project will need to pack much more pepper and spice if she intends on serving up a project tasty enough to justify the year-plus delay.
Please let my King be on this album.
Your ass has nothing to say about the rumor?
What rumor?
Guh!
B.ossip had this up last week.
Move over August Alsina… There’s a new black c*** on the block!
We’ve been fans of Elijah Blake since we met him on the red carpet of BMI’s Urban Awards last year… but we’ll never look at him the same again after getting this email from a B***** reader who tells us he’s so well-endowed she had trouble extracting his man parts from inside of her following their sexual encounter…
Peep the juicy details below:
I’m not using my real name in this email address because I don’t want people to know it but this is a story I just have to tell.
Last year I moved to Sacramento to live with my friend and her sister who is one of the dancers in Trey’s “Foreign” video. Anyway she gets invited to a party and she brings me and another friend along and when we’re there I meet this attractive guy. He tells me his name but I forget it but we’re vibing and chilling the whole night, we exchange numbers and that was it.
Anyway when I get home my homegirl tells me his name is Elijah Blake and that he’s written mad songs for different artists and that he’s an artist himself so I was like cool. He was attractive but I wasn’t losing sleep over him.
Fast forward a couple weeks I get a call from him asking if he can take me out. I say yes and we go to Scarpetta’s. The more we’re talking the more turned on I’m getting and so I feel no way about telling him I wanted him to take me home.
That was when the problem began. I won’t bore you with the nasty details but let’s just say that homeboy is abnormally huge and I got through half a bottle of lubricant trying to grease myself up so he could slide in.
Once he’s in we get to the get down and I’m in the best space because he had the right balance of being rough and gentle. That was until his d*** got stuck in my p****.We were f*****g and after I bust he wanted to pull out so I could bl** him but he couldn’t. First I thought he was messing with me but he looked me in the eye and told me that he couldn’t get out and that my p**** was clamping on his d*** (which had already made me c** twice mind you).
I start to panic because it starts to hurt everytime he tries to pull it out and I was really considering calling the ambulance because this isht was getting serious.
After five minutes of going through hell trying to get enormous d*** out of me he finally finds a way to pull out and we both laugh it off.
I spoke to another one of my friends who told me she had been with him before and she said the same thing happened to her because he’s so big and that the name of what happened is P***s Captivus, some Harry Potter type s*** or nah?
I wanna hook up with again but I’m scared it might happen again.
DEATHHHHh at that last sentence. “Sounds cute”. LMAO Sam, you purposely refuse to let yourself ENJOY an artist because of your long hatred of them. That is a sad life. Given how obsessed you are with Rihanna, it seems to me that your ego and this blog won’t let you give up this nearly 6-7 shadefest. SMH.
HMMMM .
Samantha girl, honey, child, tired queen!! I am convinced that you stalk Rihanna’s social media pages on a daily basis looking for something to report on her about!! For someone that loves to bash & shade Rihanna you surely are on the lookout for new music…girl please give it a break
It’s a music blog though sis
Sams unhealthy obsession with Rhianna and Mariah tho……
When will Beyoncè?
Year delay, Sam I don’t want to shade your girl today, I am having a good day today and I am not here for your tired bottom feeder loose booty, blocked on g***** as$, not today.
*dead*
sounds future at the end can’t wait………
That said, the slayage from this little here snippet is more iconic than my black swan avi, girl my wig, mind, body and soul is ready. Slay me Ma, yassss Rihanna
Is that Nuno on the guitar?? slay!!!
You look beautiful in your avi.
Fuucking Dope. Is Thirsty Thiefoncé taking notes? I hope he is.
I can’t stand the delay. C’mon Riri…
Yet she still stays getting more of everything (recognition, fame, money, awards etc) than your fave. Please keep it cute. Beyonce is in a league of her own.
Not my King’s schlong being the topic of discussion. I can’t even.
He is serving all kinds of future baby daddy realtness in that pic sistuh gurl.
king of what? oh wait he’s the king of NEVER-BEENS lmaooooo no one cares about that F***
“Beyonce inspired” Girl… the reach is unreal! Beyonce has done nothing original in her career, so there’s nothing for Rih to be inspired by.
Is it true that you’re a member of the KKK?
i am and i will destroy your f****** black a*** if you wont stop hating on a new music i swear i will find your dirty from c** and s*** f** ass and destroy ur ugly face
@me
BOOOOOPPP Leave A MESSAGE KLANSMAN
RIH come Thru I cannot wait until #R8
Well I guess that’s me done with Sexlijah Blake, ain’t letting that monster anywhere near me, no ma’am.
So you can’t take a big d***? The size of your asshole says differently.
Gurl bye, you’ve never seen my asshole and just like Only Human won’t see a Silver certification, you never will.
Drag ha.
Sounds like s*** to me. Anyway, why did i fall the f*** out after reading that Elijah story. He from Africa or something?
Interesting…Its giving me “Dance For You” vibes
Sounds like Music of the Sun or GGGB if anything. Sounds like baby Rih for some reason.
In my opinion, it sounds like its going to be a midtempo R&B track. Similar to the sound of “Dance For You”.
You are messy for naming a Beyonce track lol. It doesn’t sound like that song. Her island roots come out in that snippet and the pop-rock elements show with the guitars. I don’t even hear the R&B lol. ????
How so? I didnt insult the girl or this 2 second long clip that you are about to go HAM over lol. I simply said that its giving ME R&B and synthpop vibes…similar to that of “Dance For You”. Whats the issue????
That girl didn’t know she was doing, Elijah shoulda come to me so I coulda handled that d*** like a REAL woman should.
Woman? Are you sure about that? Because I know your fave sure isn’t a REAL woman for knowing Feature was cheating on Slayara but wasn’t WOMAN enough to tell her.
Hmmm sounds like she’s saying kiss it good which is the title of a track recently registered on ASCAP hmmmm
DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!! That story had me gagging!!! Not his dickkk getting stuck in ha puss puss tho!!! LMAO!!!!!!
I thought you were honest and sane. I thought you were Miss classy biitch, but you’re just like the rest of us. *Sigh* How disappointing. #FakeBitchh #BipolarBiitch #ItFeelsGoodToBeBad
Bish Whet? DAMN! Yall get weird-er by the day!
Rihanna posted this less than a hour ago. Sam is a fan. I like what I’m hearing tho. R8 sis gonna so dope, it’s been a while since Rih had a guitar in her music, so bring me a slash of Rated R please.
Fool in love had a guitar solo at the end
Yea, so did Skin, but I want it more up front, like Fire Bomb and Rock Star 101.
I see this dog h** is still wishing she could have Beyonce’s impact but like Lana selling out an arena it will never happen.
And can someone explain why NONE of you have succeeded in getting me a Elijah d*** pic. Romeo has needs.
His d*** was stuck in her p****?
Can you stop trolling about Elijah Blake in every post under several accounts damn
I would if I was. B****.
Sam please ban these thots or remove their comments. My goodness. Get them outta here.
Starting with you
I’m also looking forward to Flop 4 by Ciara. Can you say EPIC (fail)?
Look for your father first.
Irony, has Future even taken a photo with his son?
Come swing that big ol d*** my way Elijah. I can take it.
Not with that bad back of yours.
You right girl. Can you remind me to send Iggy a new pair of kneepads for Christmas, I know her current ones must be worn the f*** out.
#OnTheVerge
MandigoLijah or PussySlayer Blake? I can’t decide.
MandingoLijah all the way LOLOLOL
I bet you cannot say the same thing about Al Shiek Pencil D***
Meh…
Is what the GP said to 7/11.
No it’s what everyone will say to this generic flop of an album….
Now look into that crystal ball again and predict when Beyonce will have another hit, I mean it has been 6 years now
Take that crystal ball and smash your head with it b****…
No they said meh to XO, Pretty Flops, Flopulous Remix. People also forgot all about Drunk H** as well.
No they said meh to the chances of Rihanna winning at least 2 Grammys in one night and for Loud to finally go x2 platinum… *sips tea*
LOL DIL was named the Song of 2014!!!
Yup! We did say “Meh” and “Beyonce” went 2x platinum. So we shall rejoice!
Now lets take another look into that crystal ball and see if R8 could do the same…OR NAH. A #1 single couldnt even save UNA. So Im sure this upcoming album will follow suit.
Man, f*** August Alsina. I saw him at the full dress rehearsal for the BET Awards and he seems like a complete asshole. Dude,has way too big of an ego.
Elijah>>>>
CherylSoldier must be so happy about the Elijah story seeing as she can’t get a man to commit to her. Now look you can make sure HE NEVER LEAVES cos he’ll literally be stuck in that fishy piece of S*** you call you a v*****.
If Trey Songz hears you talking about his man like that, he’s going to drag you though asphalt.
Bish wah?
So Elijah has a tree trunk for a d***. So much makes sense right now.
Sounds like a Bachata song, Rihanna feat. Romeo Santos 😀
The snippet part was literally less than 5 seconds long so I’m going to hold all judgement. Also who is Elijah Blake (no shade intended)?
He is someone I’m not letting come anywhere near my precious walls.
You spelled poisonous wrong.
How did you sneak through immigration to try and come for me?
cud she be going Madonna Ray of light route mhmm
I can’t judge off a 2 second snippet but im sure its basic like Lanas discography.
I bet you think Jewels n’ Drugs is a masterpiece
Did I see a Ciara stan dare to come for Queen Monica?
Who??
You did, now what are you gonna do about it?
U DO REALIZE DAT IF RIHJECTION DOES NOT DO OVER 300K FIRST WEEK, SHE WILL BE DRAGGED SO FAR INTO THE GROUND SHE WILL BE ABLE TO SAY HELLO TO HER DEAD GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!
You do realize that you need f*** insurance if you expect me to give one, I’m all out.
NO ONE IS GETTING ANYTHING FROM UR BUM ASS WHEN U’RE MOST LIKELY LIVING ON GOVERNMENT CHECKS….AND KNOWING HOW UNDEVELOPED BOTSWANA IS RIGHT NOW, U’RE MOST LIKELY THE EQUIVALENT OF A £1….LOL
Monica’s irrelevant and a fake b**** glad cici done with her.
who is monica and what is she the queen of? oh wait she’s the queen of hasbeens
This thread is going to be a kiii.
1. The Ciara fan coming for the Monica stan.
2. Elijah’s d*** size.
3. The Navi still struggling to explain why Riwhore has never sold anymore than 300k first week.
4.My boyfriend is flying me to Dubai for Christmas so I know you local b****** will be mad as all f***.
ISNT MONICA A NURSE NOW?
Yes she did, your genital warts aren’t gonna cure themselves are they?
WELL SHE FAILED TO SAVE HER SINGING CAREER LETS HOPE SHE CAN HELP SAVE SOME PATIENTS .
Well it’ll take a miracle to save your asshole walls so let’s start with that.
“I got through half a bottle of lubricant trying to grease myself up so he could slide in.”
Words fail me.
Look at her minions doing the work for her…
1 1 TAYLOR SWIFT1989 227,933 -18% week number 6
Taylor is still selling amazing 6 weeks on!!!
Maybe if your boyfriend would fly from your dreams and delusions into reality, we might all have something to say, might.
Maybe if you brushed your tongue your breath wouldn’t smell like deep fried s***.
YES DRAG THAT UNEMPLOYED THOT!!!
Maybe if you took your medication, your finger wouldn’t be your boyfriend.
How about you drag your finger to hit that cap locks key, maybe then you wouldn’t be so mad all the time
I SEE U’RE PRESSED, MUST BE A BAD NIGHT FOR YOUR THOT BUSINESS IN BOTSWANA!!!!!!!!!! JUST DON’T BRING THAT POISONOUS HOLE OF YOURS INTO THE US AND GIVE MORE PEOPLE EBOLA!!!!!LOL. (P.S IF U’VE NOTICED I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS LOCK.
Sounds good RiRi
p.s. No one cares for Monica
Yass Navy keep giving us The Monsters cocky tease y’all been doing all year. This b**** better sell over 5 million with all this cockiness going on. Hell I’m expecting 500-600k first week
She’s coming for her ray of light era go rih! And not anyone talking about first week sales worry about getting your fav past the 3M mark embarrassing!
@LB NEED TO BE SLAPPED AND EXPOSED FOR ALL THE DISEASES THAT ALUMINIUM BOX OF HIS HAS BEEN SPREADING.LOL #THOTEPIDEMICALERT
@CHERYLSOLDIER…..I NEED U TO COME AND DRAG FAGGBIRD FOR FILTH, I LIVE FOR WHEN U DRAG THAT H**.
Wait, can someone explain the Elijah story cos I’m not finna read alla that.
RI-Whine-A VOICE SUCKS & SHE ALWAYS PUTS OUT BULLSH*T SONGS SO THE F*** WILL SEETH OVER TRASHY LYRICS THAT OTHERS WRITE FOR HER SINCE SHE DOESNT WRITE HER OWN MUSIC!!
Todd needs to chill
@tgj you should remove the top bar on your layout. it looks awful 0.6 on wide. you know mobile square balance?
ehm yeah… the video is good WIP. really short snippet tho or to far to gamble ramble a good sounding opinion. 🙂
Come through Elijahconda.
why is a monica stan here and they are arguing with FLOPARA stans lmaoooo take that struggle battle some where else
Boy toy named Elijah
Got stuck in my V*****
Big songwriter money took me shopping in China
Was in love with my tits and the shape of my tushy
So he tapped that ass so hard he got stuck in my p****
Grammy winnah tease.
Boy toy named Elijah
Got stuck in my v*****
Big songwriter money took me shopping in China
Was in love with my tits and the shape of my tushy
So he tapped that ass so hard he got stuck in my p****
Now that’s real real real
I let him hit it cos his vocals slay for real
Opened my box like it was deal or no deal
And when he done
He took me out for a meal
He’s on that hung s***
By the way his voice slays
And his d*** size be giving me feels
Took me to court like his name was Shaquille
Cos his d*** so bomb, wanted me to pay a mill
Keep telling me it’s real and that his s*** be made of steel
When he put it in my p**** said “girl how it feel”
So I let him hit in my snatch, got the bag and heels to match
Like done done done done done done
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas come thru with the f****** remix b****!
You better slay with your Diane Warren authenticity!
“So i let him in my snatch, got the bag and heels to match.”
B**** you better collect that grammy! COLLECT IT!
This post is such a kiii! Lmao!!
She lets everybody else do the work, then hand it to her. While they’re working, she’s filming and murmuring the song. No involvement whatsoever. LOL. That’s just funny.
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The snippet sounds good. Kinda like No love allowed.
So does Beyonce and she have the nerve to put her name on the writers credit.
Biitch shut yo ugly ass up!
I like it. This post is so funny though. Everyone has me laughing.
She better give me some bops!
Meh…Like 90% of her stale tired, uninspired music.
B****** have nerve to name themselves ” I stand for talent” but stan for one of the most basic vocalist/performer to get big in the last decade or so..again meh..
Also Elijah could have the biggest penis in the world, still won’t help his music…I swear you can read the comments and truly tell who isn’t getting any at all!The thirst is beyond real!!!
Sam is ridiculous. I don’t understand why TGJ keeps referencing that this girl’s album campaign has been delayed when NOBODY from Def Jam or her camp have stated the project was to be released on any particular date. Music industry personnel have said that Rhianna’s album is still being recorded and that is it. This site is a biased mess of sorts.