Guess which entertainer stepped in style in New York City hours ago.
Hint: This mystery woman is often praised for co-writing or co-producing each and every one of her songs and once recorded an album in two weeks.
Still don’t know who our super talented and uber efficient vocalist is?
Find out below…
It’s Beyonce!
The ‘Apple Pie A La Mode‘ singer/songwriter was snapped as she made her way out of a New York office building armed with a FedEx box and a laptop as reports continue to swirl around her forthcoming LP.
Um, correction, B-Day was recorded in 3 weeks. And YASSS, classy, fashionable and fully covered, take notes Rihanna
Actually it was 2 weeks. Beyoncé herself said this at her Live at Roseland performances.
Shut it trick
When I saw the Hourglass.. It was a dead give away! Stan TGJ!!! The Queen serves
she adopts to muslim culture hence why she’s fully covered and yall catch the bait.
Oh damn and i forgot Janet was a muslim. I was bout to drag her for wearing them hot ass clothes to a concert when all i wanted to see was her abdomen
I knew it was THE QUEEN. I sure hope Epic is on the way!!!!
Hint: This mystery woman is often praised for co-writing or co-producing each and every one of her songs.
Thanks for the laughs 😀
I’m still laughing right now too! I almost died this morning, though, cause I listen to Miley Cyrus’ new album. The critic reviews are an extra kii too, if you wanna check it out.
That album is a true kii! I bet it’ll get a grammy nom, though. I said it first.
Paul don’t start bby
I’m sure these people have touched down on Jupiter by now judging by these delusions
Lol
Co-writing and co-producing? KIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think y’all reached just a little bit and meant Mariah instead of Bey. That was a good ass, country, soul food laugh down, girl! I’m ready now!
S*** up, we all know Beyoncé is very hands on with EVERYTHING
You mad, sis? Why dont’t you do her a favor, make yourself useful, and take a number to wait it line. Dont worry. Itll be a while.
Nope, get your facts right. It was recorded in two weeks… Yay, its king bee!!! Lol
Love u Mrs Carter
YASSSS!!! The one and only BEYONCÉ!!!!!
This is 34? That makes muah laugh, but not az much az I do wen I ???????? her name as a co-writer though. KIIII. ????????????????????
I bet she didn’t even come up with any lyrics. She just sung her ABCs and created the vocal arrengements for the songs. Kii!
get yourself off of TGJ and back at school with that messy grammar
My grammar in that comment is better than the grammar you feature on ur flop blog! KIIIIII
Yes it’s 34 & she looks younger than you
I guessed it right away! Who wouldn’t recognize those curves!! Iconic
Ewwww what is she wearing? Did she just pick some random dress from the House of Destitute clearance rack box or something?
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All that money and you cannot get yourself a decent stylist…smh
Have you seen her weaves lately? They’ve been looking more tired and moving more stiff than her. Kii! I don’t know why she insists on clinging to that damn blonde lacefront. Wear your damn hair sometimes!
this is funny LOL
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even though you’re lying, she been taking good care of her hair though
Anyway I just hope she is on her way to purchase a ticket for Unbreakable world tour, she could use some lessons.
Chile good-bye and good riddance…Janet wrapped up like a p** in a DAMN blanket in them damn costumes. She’s having her moment because we’re allowing her to…besides you guys need someone to look out while we prepare to take over…For the 17th year…CONSECUTIVELY.
Janet needs to be taking vocal lessons from Bey so she can stop whispering on all her damn songs. Fetty Wap sounds better than her mouse looking ass!
All the jokes about co-writing amd co-producing…but laugh at this…
IF SHE IS TAKING CREDIT AIN’T NANNNNNN NIG NOR BISH THAT CAN NOR HAS TRIED TO STOP IT!
BEYONCÉ IS QUEEN.
BEYONCÉ IS LIFE.
BEYONCÉ IS A MOVEMENT!
IT KILLS YOU PEOPLE THAT SHE INDEED CAN DO WHATEVER THE F*** SHE WANTS. AND ONCE AGAIN AIN’T NOBODY CHECKED HER!!….THEY ALL KNOW TO BOW DOWN…..BITCHEEEEEZZZZZZZ
Hmmm Shocker! Is there anyone you like to talk about except Mariah, Bey, Rhi and Nicki?
And I’m in my petty isht today so if ANYONE has ANYTHING disrespectful or defamatory to say towards BEYONCÉ, please see me. I’m on vacation this week and f****** loaded
You know, David does have a good sense of humor.
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“This mystery woman is often praised for co-writing or co-producing each and every one of her songs”
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Her 92684379843589 lawsuits and plagiarism accusations every era just came to mind. ???? ???? ???? ✞
How many were lostģthrown tf out???
Stop maling me laugh please. I cant even! Kii^10. Stop!!!!
LOL screaming at there already being almost 30 comments and the post was JUST put up here.
@DEL BETCH/Annalise, STAY OUT OF MY REPLY BOX YOU HEATHEN! IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, I BANISH THEE!
@What Now, not you talking about Lana’s plastic surgery being botched in that last post, but everything you’ve have done to your body to become a woman has been botched and the swelling that you thought was temporary is permanent, just like that bruised ego of yours.
Analise is so delusional! I cant even fathom why someone so obsessed with me trolls me to death! Im laughing my ass off now.
I’m not Annalise you dumb, low IQ, absent p**** wall having c** dumpster
What kind of weak ass drag?
KII but Rihoooe was named worst dressed by NYPost, chile I turned in my grave
Only fashion police matters, where she was always best dressed. That h** can wear a damn dirty ass trashbag and still look put together. Or she can he desperate for attention like gaga and go out in the cold wearing only a bra and panties and still look better than that monster fad. Check on it and see about it!
Wos somebody asking you b****? ? ?
Ooh, are you mad? Cry about it and tell me later, bug a boo b****!
B**** you’re tryin way too hard to be relevant on here take it down a notch, dey named her the worst dressed celebrity of the summer so stfu ain’t no one asked for your opinion b**** go get a fave to Stan for.
Mrs piggy?
That is one cellulite infested body .
How many copies did the Columbian goat sell of her last album and what was it called again?
More copies than solange will ever sell
Wow, she looks different! With that pic I still wouldn’t have guessed with out her name captioned at the bottom of the pic.
No ,your face look different as fvck with all those faeces creaming all over due to excessive s**** lickings of flop lessor commentors in this blog
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Stupid b*****
CLOCKEDT!
LOL. Queen Bey purchase a ticket to see a 50 something year old Mama-Jigsaw Arab housewife whisper and lypsync while doing old age Nursery islam ninja dance moves?
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girl bye!
Kiii
Take notes Rih Rih because you could nevah!!!
Glad it wasn’t rihape’s flopäss and one of her “pepto bismo bottle” looking outfits.
Uhmm since when is DEL BEY, Annalise?
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these yesterday commentors are delusional as s****
Stay in your lane you degenerate 3rd world civilian.
Don’t try it with me you double gendered b*****
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What would I even drag you with? Your dïck or bòobs?
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Stay in your lane in the middle of nowhere at north dakota
GIRL, ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON AND MOTHERFCKNG BACK, BYE! Don’t be mad that my ARTIFICIAL tïtties are slaying your real ones.
Not Rihanna’s latest #1 singles spewing album (R8) success (brightness due to huge amount of sales) blinding her up
This was way too easy! And I like how a simple pic of Bey can drive the nazy crazy and seething!
LMAO! The shade writes itself. If by co-writes you mean pulls out her checkbook then, yes, she definitely a co-writer. And pumping out an album in 2 weeks is nothing to be proud of. It’s equivalent to saying my music is so basic that I can make an album faster than McDonald’s makes a burger.
that album won a grammy and it have VOCALS that your fat non singing fave could never ever dare try to sing right now
The delusion is real. Mariah could out sing Thighyonce to death when she was 25. What a joke thinking anything on B’Day would even be remotely challenging for the Queen of Vocals.
I knew it was Beyoncé. She writes on or cowrites ALL OF HER MUSIC.???? She’s such a talent and one of the best songwriters and producers out there today and everybody knows that.???? Very unlike those other “singers” who slap their name on other people’s hard work without contributing anything to the creative process.???? Oh wait… that’s exactly what she does.
You tried WAY too hard with this one.
Now tell your fav to try it…oh WAIT….SHE HAS NO POWER…her power is equivalent to Lady Eloise from Boomerang.
Stop coming for BEYONCÉ! You heauxs will NOT win this war. LBDAS
She could never dress
Do you work for Vogue or are you just some other pressed b**** who secretly stans for The Queen?? *rhetorical question*
Co-write and co-produced all of her songs? Hahahahahahahahahaha. She had to be reminded by Ne-yo himself that he, not she, wrote Irreplaceable. Grape Juice tried it with that one. A lot of her stans are delusional though. She hasn’t had but one top 10 in the last six years and when was her last #1? I’ll tell you. “Single Ladies” 7 years ago. So, I don’t see how she is running the game when she isn’t dominating the charts. Just keeping it 100.
She has not had a #1 since Singles Ladies, yes, this my friend is so true…yet she STAYS BOOKED. I mean STAYS F****** BOOKED!! With no albums or #1 singles in sight. Now that, is A BAD B****! A BAD ASS, #1, UBER TALENTED B****.
But the question was how is she dominating when she isn’t dominating the charts. If you listen to her stans, you would think she was doing Taylor Swift and Adele numbers but she’s not. Y’all overrate her too much. She’s a good performer yes, but is known more for her image than her music. She had 5 years of controlling the charts and then, crickets. She doesn’t compare to the legends and I’m sorry that you all are so deluded.
And get ur facts str8 because in the last 6 years (2009) all of these singles were in the top 10, on the pop chart…HALO, SWEET DREAMS, TELEPHONE AND DRUNK IN LOVE…But we don’t go by singles… WE’RE ALL ABOUT ALBUMS…and we ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP, EACH TIME OUT THE GATE. Boy-Girl BYE!
Correction. She’s had 2 top 10’s in the last 6 years and one was a feature with Lady Gaga who was the hottest artist at that time.
Math lesson.
2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015
That is six years. Now check in the boxes where she had hits in those years. I only see two checks. Name one legend who went that long in their prime with a drought like that. Not one.
She dominates because she’s still the most popular female artist without any #1’s…yes my bish Taylor slays and Adele does too but they are WHITE artists with broader fan bases…yet, Beyoncé still has more star power than any artist, living or deceased. NO ONE CAN DENY THAT!
Don’t play that “their white” card because it doesn’t apply here. I hate to bring it up but look at Rihanna. She didn’t have a problem so it can be done. Her albums didn’t sell all that much for bragging rights either. 4 sold 3 million WW and Beyonce sold 5 million WW. The Beyonce album sold decent but not enough with all this bragging when other artists are killing her with hits and sales.
Telephone and Drunk in Love are more successful than most of these people’s faves latest released singles and the fact that she is outselling today’s popstars without #1 hits speaks volumes. She can gross 200+mill on tours without releasing music. She is more powerful than Taylor, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Adele, Nicki, Miley, Ariana etc. despite being 18 years in her career. She outlasted her rivals in the late 90s-early 00s. She will have multiple top ten hits and possibly a #1 her next era.. Bookmark me!
Telephone was 5 years ago though. It was a hit but too long ago to matter now. Drunk In Love was only top 10 in a few countries and Jay Z helped make it a success. Yes she slays on tours and I will not deny that but so do other artists as well and they have the sales and hits. She benefits from her relationship and him being a rap legend and very powerful. Without him, with those disappointing numbers, she would just be another hot artist who faded away. Truth hurts and I’m sorry.
Obviously, running it is not only determined by the charts. Can these other heaux get everyone clicking and searching every time they so much as make a move? Can they sell out large venues in a matter of minutes, crashing sites and apps while doing so? Can they drop an album in the middle of the night with NO promo AND shoot STRAIGHT to #1? I’ll stop now because the list is too long already and I already know the answers. #BowDown ????????????????
Living for the handbag!
Bottom line, SHE’S THAT B****. And you ladies are pressed by a freaking “Guess Who” photo…that is every Beyoncé fans case in point…Love her, hate her…SHE’S BEEN A HOT TOPIC. SHE IS THE #1 URBAN ARTIST. SHE IS THE #1 FEMALE ENTERTAINER. now go to your corner and loathe until I take your ass off punishment.
Lol! This post is a freaking kii!
6th Era is coming & the queen will slay your favs AGAIN with a mostly Urban album , goodbye !
See how baisc DC and Beyonce was back then. And they want to compare her to my fave? Never.
DC was bigger than Aaliyah tho. And, both of your favs are beyond basic. Neither of them can write, produce or hit extremely high notes live, like Beyonce could. BYE
https://youtu.be/5S_6pKRrVnM Her “inspiration”
“This mystery woman is often praised for co-writing or co-producing each and every one of her songs.”
LOL!
Don’t you mean “stealing” each and every one of her songs from actual songwriters?