TGJ Roundtable: Rihanna Super Bowl Halftime Show Review

Published: Monday 13th Feb 2023 by Sam

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Today’s roundtable topic asks each anchor their thoughts on…

Rihanna’s Super Bowl Halftime Show

Sam

I’m torn.

But before delving into the thick of it, let’s quickly scene-set.

With her last couple of albums and eras, Rihanna finally cemented herself as more than an annual hit vendor – she morphed into a credible artist and performer. Impressive given how much the latter, especially, had eluded her on her ascend.

As such, heading into the Super Bowl, I actually had lofty expectations. Because RiRi’s undeniable improvements (see: VMAs Vanguard showing etc) along with the Super Bowl’s penchant for bringing out the best in most, made this feel like a magic pairing.

Unfortunately, it didn’t quite deliver. And, while there’s seemingly a very fair reason why (congrats on baby #2), it doesn’t quite quell my disappointment.

For the entire performance, I felt as though I was waiting for it to actually start. It was all too…one note. The clever camera work and levitation could only lift it so far.

Dynamite choreo and Olympic-like agility may more so reside in the arsenal of her Super Bowl predecessors like Beyonce, Gaga, and J.Lo, but there was so much missed opportunity in the creative that would have seen RiRi easily shine in her own way. Pregnant and all.

Given Ms. Fenty’s Caribbean roots, I anticipated a huge carnival of sorts. It’s an angle that is unique to “her” and would have visually, sonically, and thematically set her Halftime Show apart from anyone else’s. I wanted to see the bogle, the butterfly, steel pans, and the whole field bussing a whine!

Furthermore, surely the logistics of Rih being pregnant should have opened the door for a stacked array of special guests? A ”Rihanna & Friends” format would have worked infinitely better on many fronts. From pacing to variety to the visual.

All of that said, kudos are most certainly due to the megastar for pressing on with the gig. Doing a little math and guesstimation, it seems as though she would have learned about her pregnancy after booking the ‘Bowl. Postponing could easily have been an option, but she pressed on. And that, at the very least, is commendable.

Overall, though, the fact that there’s more to be said about what “could” have been rather than what “was” says it all.

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Rashad

Great gowns, beautiful gowns. That’s it; that’s the review. While I’ll be the first to admit Rihanna’s showing was far from a bomb or a fail, it certainly did not take advantage of a Super Bowl-sized stage and platform. It was not an A-game performance nor was it even the best she could do (given her history and reputation of being a lazy performer). Defenders will point to her pregnancy as an excuse for why this halftime show wasn’t all it could be, but that’s definitely a copout. Last year’s Super Bowl is hailed as one of the greatest and it didn’t have a tenth of what was going on with Rih’s.

It was pretty obvious 2 minutes into the Rihanna performance that what we were seeing was going to be the depth and breadth of it; no more energy, no different staging, nothing. Just 100 dancers attempt to distract from the fact that the centerpiece wasn’t doing much of anything.

The setlist omitted clear and obvious fan favorites (‘SOS,’ ‘Disturbia,’ etc.) in place of questionable songs like ‘Pour It Up,’ ‘B*tch Better Have My Money,’ ‘All of the Lights,’ etc. Lastly, while I get this comeback moment was supposed to be all hers, never could a Super Bowl show have benefitted more from a featured guest than this.

Super Bowl performances like Rihanna’s make me wish everyone would go back in time and give apologies to previously slammed performers like The Weeknd, Justin Timberlake, and Katy Perry. Not because their Super Bowl showings were so amazing (they weren’t), but because they actually brought their respective versions of “A-game” to those showings. They took advantage of the platform and gave you a super-sized version of whatever they would offer elsewhere.

Rihanna did not up the ante. If anything, we’ll likely forget this show ever happened.

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Joe

A very pleasant watch.

Fantastic staging and choreography, incredible song selection, and a glowing RiRi.

Was it the best halftime performance? It wasn’t.

Rihanna has always been praised for her cool and natural charisma whether than her stage-blazing ways, and that’s exactly what she served yesterday: swag, sauce, and style.

Having said all of this, it’s still “that Rihanna reign just won’t let up” season, or so it seems judging by the majority of the media.
Also, it’s worth noting that even with that jam-packed setlist, we weren’t even halfway through Robyn’s catalog of hits.

With seemingly nothing to promote on the horizon – at least music-wise – this now stands as a firm reminder of the chokehold she once had on the music industry, but also a warning for a near future when she’s ready to put on her pop star hat again. Be prepared!

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Ryan

I’m not sure if there has been more hype for a modern artist to make a grand return than there was for Rihanna. When it was announced that she was going to headline the Super Bowl, I was shocked to some degree. We hadn’t heard a peep from her musically in years, with her last album coming out when I was in high school.

So, big things were expected for sure. But was Rihanna able to deliver? Well, yes and no.

First of all, Rihanna has never been a performer-performer. Yes, she does some dance moves and a little choreography, but that is about it. So, I wasn’t expecting a grand show and at least she proved me right.

No tea, no shade, but people do not come to watch Rihanna perform, they come to hear the hits and on that part she did deliver.

Few artists have as stacked of a catalog as hers, let alone the global impact she has.

However, there is one thing that this performance proved and it’s that she is a fashion mogul at this point with a greatest hits catalog.

Here’s to hoping we get a start-studded show next year.

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  1. Diabetes UNBOTHERED February 13, 2023

    3/5

  2. Haterz Gon‘ Hate February 13, 2023

    1.5 out 5. No-one will remember this performance (or will have a reason to) and it was back to smoke and mirrors with 100 dancers trying to distract from the fact that the main attraction was not up to much.

    She could have skipped this and came back hard after 6 months intensive dance training when her child is two.

    I’ve seen Dua Lipa do more choreo and give more stage presence than this at her MTV Awards debut of DSN 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • HELLOKITTY February 13, 2023

      @Haterz – I totally agree.

  3. Ww50do February 13, 2023

    You been hating on her before the show thou.

  4. Swifter2020 February 13, 2023

    It’s funny how many gay men on this site love to bash Riri and became a professional all of the sudden when it comes to a woman’s body. I’m glad and happy that she performed….she could have bailed then y’all would bash her even more. She performed catalogues of timeless hits and it’s evident and people enjoyed it. She’s a cool, charismatic woman that appeals to all genre of listeners which cannot be said about many past performers. There no need of stripper poles or being raunchy to entertain people. The crowd cheered and sang along every tunes and overall it was a wonderful performance.

    • Clarks0o00ñ February 13, 2023

      Even if she was not pregnant the performance would still be weak.

      I feel like she purposely got pregnant so she can have an excuse for giving a weak performance

      Atop blaming gay men. Many people are saying the performance was weak

      I myself, I enjoyed it. I know Rihanna, she is not the best performer but she has HITS.
      I enjoyed her half time show.

  5. Clarks0o00ñ February 13, 2023

    It wasnt a superbowl performance

    It was a billboard music award show performance.
    This is the performance u give when receiving it life time achievement award.

    I enjoyed it for what it was.
    A okay performance
    It will not be remembered in the coming years.

    It wasnt a bad performance.
    A bad performance is the weeknd or maroon 5

  6. Clarks0o00ñ February 13, 2023

    People need to realize Rihanna isnt interested in music anymore

    U watches the performance, that spark wasnt there. She was more interested in promoting her makeup brand.

    Even her face was covered in alot of heavy makeup courtesy of fenty, the camera was in her face, so many close ups, it’s like she was selling her makeup line.

    • AB February 13, 2023

      I agree with you actually. It just showed that she’s officially over music and S*** she makes the Keats amount of money with it so I don’t blame her. Like you said us fans no she’s never been the greatest performer but she’s always had swag and realness. So for me it’s not the lack of performing skills. For me it was the fact that I just seemed like she didn’t want to be there. That’s what took me out of it. You can do less choreo and still be present and people feel you LIVING IN IT!!!! But aside from that it definitely wasn’t the worst halftime. This gig was to get the cash for the merch and advertise that Fenty Beauty! And regardless of whether or not we thought it was a great show we can’t deny the hits and she earned and put in the work over the years to be there. As a Rih fan no I didn’t love it I’ve seen better from her but I also understand she’s a billionaire and don’t need music so who cares! Lol She got what she needed out of it and kudos to her. I’ll always love her regardless.

    • AB February 13, 2023

      *least amount of money

  7. Kevon February 13, 2023

    Great music but she can’t preform..should have leave it for another year

  8. Nope February 13, 2023

    Put it simply if anyone else did this, they would be ripped apart.

    Just because she has a bun in the oven is no excuse.

    Curt performance. Memorable? No.

    • Ugh February 13, 2023

      Cute*

  9. Fire truck February 13, 2023

    How many posts are we gonna get about this mid performance???

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