The Adele ’25’ era is officially upon us.
Today marks the global release of the British superstar’s third opus and, as expected, an all-out media campaign has been launched.
A highly touted stint on Saturday Night Live tomorrow is one of the centre-pieces of the project’s blast-off.
To plug Adele’s appearance and performance, NBC have released a humorous promo – starring the evening’s host actor Matthew McConaughey.
Watch below, where a number of ‘Hello’ jokes await …
I feel bad for her musicians… Imagine they have to listen to her whining all night long about her ex…
Agree, this p** needs to move on! ????
Jealous f****. she killing in right now and you stalking her pages. Bye h**!
they an’t feeling bad about them record breaking sales though.
Yaaassss!!!! The slayage is upon us!!! I downloaded the ALBUM couldn’t wait for amazon to ship my physical copy lol! So i have purchased the album twice hahaha!!! OMG ITS ON FULL REPEAT AS I WRITE THIS!!!!
Don’t care.
But you’re here sis.. Don’t do queen adele
Yes I’m here honey *THROWS HANDS UP LIKE NENE* and I don’t care! I’m tired of hearing about her SALES I ain’t stanning for her stats like you muah.
No ones stanning for sales sis but since ci doesn’t have any I see why you’re madT ????
Honey you just recently started liking Adele because of her STATS and your flip flopping female impersonating ass left the squad just to become Slay Hive and Tyler’s lapdog. Don’t do it sis I will drag you back to the hole from which you came from. Keep it cute.
Show your true colors sis…. Don’t be mad at me because I called your hating ass out.
Your true colors been showing boo. Call me whatever you want, but one thing I’ve never been is a flip flopping ass kisser. ????
Bitchh I made you sit tf down… Im the reason c squad feels like they have a voice on this site.. Bitcch im the BLUEPRINT! #goodnightFag
Kii yessss get your life from a BLOG because you don’t have one outside of the World Wide Web. Sis your pathetic and a disgrace to trannys worldwide. The REAL squad goes on with or without you babe but I admire your confidence. Take that with you when you get those results back from the clinic. ????
Coming from a fat miserable cow who basically came on this site impersonating me? Kiii I bet everytime these hoeees call us the same person you glow in excitement we all know you wish you had my IMPACT but you’re just my shadow sis hahaha gotta try a lil harder babe ????????
People don’t check for a “Jackie” they check for QUEEN MOLLY!!!!!!
DEATH???? b**** #JACKIE drags while Molly GETS dragged, know the difference little boy. Now flip flop on THAT!
You’re still here? Bitchh go purchase basic instinct
Honey I’m still here and I will PERCH and snatch the remainder of your hairline b**** since pretty much everyone on here has dragged you for filth. ????
Is that so sis? If thats the case same goes for you since you wannabe the iconic QUEEN SO BAD. Idk who is more pathetic you or del bey both you hoess are going thru an identity crisis.
Why would I want to be a teenage welfare f** who couldn’t drag a pillow? Honey I have class and intellect, two things that you could never in your wildest dreams obtain. Stay in school sir.????
Why you on this page h**? Jealous cos your hiney-ass faves are irrelevant.
LOL OMG, why is Molly arguing with herself??? Mental illness is real people. Damn girl smh.
Though you decide to comment. I understand being upset, that she’s doing better than Ciara.
Adele as mad telling,beautiful voice and songs.is anymore songs on the album that is like Hello.i like hello,im not a fan of hers like that im more of a fan of music like say a micheal jackson.
cant stand her n her stupid songs anymore… this girl needs a therapist!!! 🙁
Queen of music.. Im ready!
Get her a coffin… ????
OMG YAAASSS I’m loving ’25’!!! I highly recommend the “Adele 25 Target Exclusive CD” Those 3 extra songs really complete the album! Masterful!!!
Hahahaha the haters are so quick to get on this post! SEETHE BITXHES SEETHE!!!!!
Hey losers, check out my review for Adele’s new album! Click and like 🙂
You can keep it. You’re a loser.
LOL, forgot the link – http://www.themetropolist.com/music/album-reviews/album-review-adele-25/
Babe did you change your IG? I miss stalking your s*** ass
Someone get Molly and Jackie a room
Still promoting that trash of a site i see
Still claiming to have impact on this site? lol
The IMPACT is obvious you mentioned my name didn’t mention yours… Tbh i thought you were dead or in rehab
not dead yet h**, busy writing articles…
Queen is going to snatch all them weaves.
Lmaoooo at Molly and Jackie having a go at each other ????????????????????????????????
i heard the adele album. it’s boring. mariah didnt even make this kind of depressing music in the 90
What did this have to do with Mariah?
Lol 2 trolls bickering about who’s the bigger troll. I love this site!
The fumes???? Can’t wait until she sells 1.5-2 million on HDD final next week
Kiii Wackie Jackie will be pressed when final numbers come out…
The fumes from Lana’s dead career? Who knew that the graveyard tour would foreshadow the state of her career ☕️
“25” is a great album it’s very different from 21 in my opinion it’s better ! My favorites is Sendy My Love, Water Under The Bridge , River Iea & Remedy !! The album wasn’t depressing it was very smooth & midtempo ! Slay Adele!!!!
Busted pressed lil bitchess like Jackie are such a kiiii… Girl get your own personality
You’ve mentioned me not once but TWICE in two separate posts…. Yet I’m the pressed one? Kii b**** you’re dumb and delusional but thanks for the love.????
Damn Tyler wasn’t joking. Everyone be having Molly’s name in their mouths lol. They obviously pressed. Leave the girl alone people are aloud to change fan bases. Its not written in stone that you must forever stan for a lesser oop i mean flop hahaha ok ok i mean the girl is allowed to choose who she stans for, get over it and stop being a bitxh about it jeebus people!!
Lmao exactly and that is why Jackies bitchh ass is mad. It has nothing to do with Adele it and others are fuming because i don’t stan for Ciara anymore like shes been flopping for 5 years straight its time for me to move on. Kiii anyways @hailbeysus how is your day going?
Kii no one mentioned Molly until HE responded to me. You’re probably one of his many troll accounts. Death ????
N***** sit your hungry hippo looking ass down before @hailbeysus drags your musty titanic built ass.
Seeing as though you’re probably HailBeysus, I don’t see that happening. ????
Kiii dont do it sis. Im my own person and don’t need to resort to a troll account. Is this what everyone does when they are dragged for filth resort to claims of one.being a troll a account hahaha! Bitxh know your lane with that lasser t***** and don’t try it sis.
Oh ok, Molly. ????
Kiii you bowing out to.Molly good girl. @Molly the girl seriously needs her own identity. I mean haters are saying you’re arguing with yourself LMAO!!! Goes to show she aint nothing but a clone. P.S my day is going fine. How about you.
@hailbeysus girl ok its a fool people legit think its mean because its so wack and can’t be itself so it imitates a true queen. Kiii im over this clone kii watch it join the hive next ????????
Me*
You’re making it so obvious Mole. The determination to make it look like you have a fan club is so real.????
Lol @Rosie watch out sis these wannabes getting bold these days. Don’t be surprised if Del bey turns on you boo the ones who wannabe you secretly wish for your downfall. Look at jackie going crazy ki
NUMBER THREE! Keep on mentioning me sis!!!
Not even being specific towards that commenter but yeah, that already happened between me and half of this site.
Anyways did you hear about Halsey selling out Madison Square Garden (the arena, not the theatre, like some pressed gays who stan REAL Tumblr flops like Charles 123 and Ryn Weaver are trying to spread on social media)?
Its truly sad tbh. But yas at Halsey slaying all these basic bitchess without a real hit. I know your haters are probably salty over it kiii they hate seeing your favs win.
Dykkksie where was all of this confidence when cherrellelsoldier was dragging you by your armpit hairs
Them claiming I bandwagoned her when I was posting her songs and promo-ing BADLANDS before the album came out.
It’s not like anyone was expecting her to debut with 100K+. I knew she had Tumblr fans but I was literally expecting 35K first week???? Not my fault she blew up out of nowhere
See looks amazing and the album is great. I love Adele but I won’t be tuning in as I hate SNL I’ll catch the performances on YouTube. Side note have any of the performers for the AMAs.
See looks amazing and the album is great. I love Adele but I won’t be tuning in as I hate SNL I’ll catch the performances on YouTube. Side note have any of the performers for the AMAs.
Also Halsey sounded absolutely tragic w bieber on the today show. But hey, at least one of Rosie’s scissoring tumblr faves can get booked by a tv show.
Meanwhile Chav struggles to outsell f****** Foals in the UK.
You mean while Cheryl continues to get number ones and coin from the X factor while Halsey tries to stay relevant by clinging to bieber. Girl don’t tell me you Stan for flopanie martinez too
Those X-Factor payola’d #1s and Only Human is about to get outsold by a band with literally 1 top UK 20 hit in their entire careers any week now. Mess.
Halsey’s tour sold out in seconds with no hit, she sold out MSG NINE months in advance, but she’s clinging to Bieber for a hit? Kii.
Are you really trying to compare a dykee with a 3 month career to a queen with 13 years in the industry at number one? B**** my faves been sold out arenas. When will you stop stanning for FADS?
And? Chav went from SLAYING the UK to clinging to a fading talent show for the remainder of whatever career it has, using it for quick #1s but can’t even get her album to sell Honeymoon #s first week kii.
Can Chav do UK arenas now? Foals are doing it in 3 months.
Screamingggg at the self drag. Didn’t fad Rey go from doing 5 mil to 100k in 3 short years? What kind of FAD. The supposed “new queen of interscope” turned out to be one of their biggest flops. Now that’s TEA sis
5 million???? Chat won’t ever hear that number
She won’t ever hear the term “worldwide” either since it can’t even release outside of that island.
100K???? Still more than what Only Silver sold
Just like none of those fads you Stan for can ever claim longevity. You can never come for gaga when your main MAIN fave can’t get a certified album three years after her debut. Fu**ing Ciara even did that. Or are you switching to back to beyonce now? ☕️☕️????
Bieber doing 620K SPS????
Scooter’s “comeback” gimmick worked for real. Too bad his album is full of filler, most of the best songs were already released as singles (except The Feeling, featuring MSG-touring act Halsey).
Too bad Adele probably already outsold that (500K preorders alone).
Can’t believe bieber made a comeback after those racist videos…..
The d*** rosie and t***** molly getting dragged as usual. When will Rosie learn? Clinging to other artist won’t stop you from getting dragged. Find Lana a gold plaque.
Literally the only time Rima is allowed out of its cage is when I show up. Stalker teas.
Worry about Fāga sucking 90 year old jazz singer d*** hoping for a “career revival” only to be regulated to cable TV and Barnes & Noble commercials
WHY is this b**** talking about career revivals when her fave(sssss) need it the most? Like girl Lana can’t even get booked by any tv show
This post is a kii.
I love it when Rosie and that Delusional Cheryl Stan drag the shiit outta each other
I like them both but my baby cheryl isn’t delusional hoeee.
@Hailbeysus my day is going great glad I finally put this wack ass clone in its place.
Death????????????????
You.
Can’t.
Even.
Drag ????????????
Sis you can barely form a sentence. You’ll have to obtain your 8th grade certificate of completion before you could EVER put me in my place. God bless.????
Yet your fagggott ass was just cosigning me the other day get it together. Not here for sloppy messy hypocrites who can’t handle true tea.
Oop now you resorting to giving grammer lesson kiii!!! Bitxh sit down and stfu! This is the world wide web h**!! Almost no one cares for grammer and its very common for one to give errors when typing on a phone. Its petty af that you resort to grammer to try and make yourself seem superior hahahah!! Keep trying tho its fun!
@Molly lmao she’s so pressed she has to make sure she catches all your replies KIII!!! Its needs help. It drags no one and gets read for filth in almost every post. Me and Slay-Hive had to back it up last that Moooriah stan was scalping it kiii we made Moo Moo have a melt down she exposed her Alter account Linda KIIII
Death not it needing back up from a Pigriah Stan… The hive only used Jackie because i did the bitchhh is DONE!!!!
Sis at least change your writing style/run-on sentences before you troll. You’re an idiot. May the Lord bless that mentally handicapped brain of yours.????
Something you should be telling my haters since they think your wack ass is me ????????????
While this thing is bragging about quick UK #1s like its fave don’t prostitute herself all over X-Factor for it only for Only Silver to do Bombay Bicycle Club sales
How is honeymoon doing heard its selling less than a Future album.
Fāga’s next pop album won’t outsell DS2 either so idg this “”drag””
He obviously knows this, which is why it is now solely a tribute act
Not you using your pressed illogical predictions as fact. What we do know is that fad Rey suffered a 90% decline
Don’t come for declines when Chav can’t even scan 80K????
One market that b**** has to worry about and she can’t even accomplish anything in it
I know you’re a college student b!tchh, so you KNOW that 80k in the uk isn’t 80k in the US. Your fave is TRULY fad. she is literally not even close the being certified. that 90% decline is real. What happened to “the new queen of interscope?” I’ll wait.
LMAO at you trying to get all specific when you know damn well Chav can’t even sell 80K
W O R L D W I D E
after AN ENTIRE YEAR
And literally the only market this b**** has to worry about is the UK. What kind of JOKE at you having the nerve to come for ANYONE when you stan the most local b**** of all time who is basically a fad in her ONE market and who would be completely forgotten without the X-Factor. Let’s not even get started on its first week sales of 20K. Flop ass Honeymoon outdid it kii
Molly/Jackie is like…
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b0/cb/1f/b0cb1f0e69694623dc0a7cb9c2cdbe45.jpg
The cheryl cole stan is dragging the f*** out of Dyskie let me grab popcorn and put Born This Way on blast.
While this thing is bragging about the new tumblr fad like it’ll be around in 2 years. Notice how all of her flop faves have no career after she decides to bandwagon
Notice how Chav is literally unknown everywhere but the UK
1 million > maybe 80K? with all those payola’d #1s and X-Factor promo every week???? Fāga sized decline
SCREAMING AT THE TIP TOP OF MY LUNGS AT THIS POST! U ALL R DRAGGING EACH OTHER 4 FILTH! I LIVE! *Prince Legends Panel voice*
Notice how this bitchess faves aren’t known outside of tumblr and gaytrl. I never wanna hear it talk about any kind of decline when it’s fave literally went from 5 mil to less than 100k in three years. One of the biggest flop fads of all time tbh
Wtf is a rima?
The nerve of this f*** using 100K as a number to drag when that’s more than what Only Silver sold worldwide total????????????
And get your facts straight ugly. Death at you comparing total worldwide sales over 3+ years to first week sales from one. country. At least do a quick search on chartnews for the RIGHT receipts ugly
Because of me and my impact every bitchh ass ciara stan will forever be compared to QUEEN MOLLY! I know it must hurt that is why Jackie, Lake erie and that other ciara fan with that tragic ciara avi are always so pressed over me haha. All you c squad hoees are my shadow ????????
Mentioning me AGAIN sis? I lost count. Trust me, no one is pressed over you sir. The delusion is REAL!!!????
Except for me, Molly. I genuinely love Ciara and like every Ci Stan on this blog. I love supporting the Queen of Chunk R&B and the princess of ATL.
I can’t get into her albums, her radio singles are nice. I don’t dislike her, but I’m not a huge fan either. Take cover.
I agree Mark. Also, her album is a snooze fest, and to be quite honest, she’s highly overrated.
http://thatgrapejuice.net/2013/10/celebrities-congratulate-brandy-20-years-industry-brandy-reacts/
Since you want to play, Miss Molly… Let’s revisit when you were exposed a few years ago for trolling on a Brandy thread. Somethings never change boo.????
Death everyone knows that happened with peoples accounts were being hacked you messy jealous bitcch.
Sure sis????
Who spends their time up here 24/7
Yall see what I mean? Kiii I bet Jackie has been waiting for months to use that. The bitchess who wannabe you secretly want to see you fail trust no hoee..
Yass hunny never trust a faceless anonymous b**** on a blog. You f***** with the right one sir.
The nerve of this dykee to come for anyone when the thing in its gravatar can’t get a certification anywhere.
Too you that long to come up with a drag for f****** Grimes? Really fāg?
Speaking of artists who LITERALLY could give 2 f**** about certifications????
Art Angels has an 88 on Metacritic and, unlike Chav’s discography, was released in the United States.
Are these the same critics that you cling to to justify the fact that none of your faves can get a Grammy nom? you used this already with UV sis, and it stil FLOPPED
Is this supposed to be a drag when 99% of the Grammy committee has probably never heard of Chav?
Lana has been Grammy-nominated before though. You tried.
The irony when Cheryl rejected the interscope offer that they gave to Lana as a last resort.
You pulling s*** out of your ass???? Lana was probably already signed to Interscope before Chav told them no.
Can’t find actual receipts for anything (like when I clocked you for screaming 100k!!1 up and down this post and when I gave you Lana’s <arena box score after you used that tired “cemetery!!1” drag from 2013)
Lana still tributing the dead at the universal studios graveyard or wherever she was SlaYINgg!? Maybe that’s why her career seems more dead than the pulses of her sugar daddies that she clings to
Actually she’s playing venues like this in between two “flop” eras where no one cares about her outside of Tumblr/gAyTRL
Lana Del Rey, Grimes Bell Centre Montreal, Quebec June 4, 2015 $641,804 11,329 / 11,329 (100%) 1 / 1 $80.05, $31.78 evenko/Live Nation/Greenland Produ
It coming for Grimes because it know it lost, like I’m pretty sure she knows damn well her album isn’t getting certified anywhere.
Anyways so happy my fave don’t care about chart success anyway. By the way I still stan Lana ugly. Didn’t know you could only stan one artist at a time now????
Wasn’t the Cherry Coke stan just kissing Rosies ass like 3 weeks?
Honey you may want to reconsider before I relinquish your entire existence sis. Get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness per usual before I drag that ass through the trenches and leave you bloody bruised and battered.????
Glad to know that she finally admits that her faves are flops and fads. Waiting for the next 16 yo dykee she chooses as her scissoring partner
Chav’s album will have to sell 100K first before that happens bb
I’m sorry are Grimes, Halsey, Lana< Melanie, etc certified yet? Do they have a number one hit? Or are they just most viewed pages on tumblr? We'll wait
That was fun. Putting hating ass lessers in there place. P.S why are those other 2 arguing about Sheryl Crows Sales. The womans like 50 years old of course she aint going to be pushing albums like she used .
Keep bragging about all those #1s when Only Local could only outpeak BADLANDS in the UK by like 2 spots. What kind of BOMB especially when Halsey has no hits.
The GP bought Crazy Stupid Trash for one week after it prostituting itself on XF and dumped it and her album in the trash where it belongs???? kii at like 1/4 of that song’s sales coming from one week. Frontloaded payola’d mess
And no one cares about Melanie Martinez’s Hot Topic Lolita looking ass
“Call My Name” is everything and more, but I’m tired of her trying to fool the general public into thinking she’s singing live when she’s just in fact lip-syncing horribly. She needs to take lessons from Britney and apply them in her performances. Shoot, and let’s not talk about her racism towards that innocent black woman in that bathroom and how she shaded Nicola to death for being “too pale”. Claire Boucher would never…not when she HAS international Vogue covers and universally acclaimed albums.
It having the nerve to stan for anyone when it stans for an actual racist???? Last time I brought that up it tried to defend it with “was a decade ago!!!2”
It coming for Grimes’ chart success when even without the charts Claire has everything it probably wishes Chav had without clinging to TXF: actual talent (produces ALL of her music by herself), at least two universally acclaimed albums, industry respect, prestigious magazine covers, getting invited to events such as the Met Gala and PFW, being a Louis Vuitton muse, all while making ACTUAL art pop and without having any help from anybody while making either Visions OR Art Angels except for mixing with the latter (she even designs her own artwork, lol).
Anyways, back on topic: HDD says 25 is selling 2 million first week
Screaming why is everyone dragging each other? Especially members from the same fanbase? This post is a mess. Go Adele! 25 is a great piece of work.
When “Million Years Ago” is released as a single, it’ll ultimately become the calmest, most-soothing and therapeutic Hot 100 #1 hit of all time. I just saw the target commercial yesterday and never have I ever been so excited to see a woman doing nothing but sitting on a chair and singing. That commercial alone gave me life! Her facial expressions were everything too! I surprised she lost weight; I guess being a hard-working mom pays off in that aspect.
This post is a major lulzfest