Nick Cannon Just Insured This Part Of His Body For $10 Million After Fathering 12 Kids

Published: Monday 10th Jun 2024 by Ryan

Nick Cannon is ensuring his future thanks to him insuring this part of his body.

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Taking to social media, Cannon shared that he would be insuring his testicles for $10 million.

“It’s official! I have the most valuable balls in the world! @drsquatch has insured them for $10M through their Ball-to-Ball Coverage,” the post read.

“Nick Cannon’s golden balls are single-handedly keeping the human population afloat,” the narrator says. “He’s fathered 12 children that he knows of, and shows no signs of stopping.”

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Dr. Squatch does not actually sell insurance products. We do, however, sell products to care for and protect your balls,” a disclaimer says.

A press release then went on to insist that this is real and not a marketing ploy.

“Instead of listening to the haters and getting a vasectomy, Nick is doubling down on his valuable family jewels and protecting his productive pair (and the super sperm inside of them) so he can keep procreating for years to come,” it reads.

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  1. CowboyCunter June 10, 2024

    cut them off…then his head

  2. DaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 10, 2024

    “that he knows of” lol ewww

  3. Bey-A-Culpa June 10, 2024

    Happy pride *rolls eyes* He’s clearly obsessed and wants to be Mariah Carey.

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